I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated سے طرف کی you.
I was so enchanted سے طرف کی your beauty that I ran into that دیوار over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime آپ passed by, just so I could stare at آپ a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
Sorry, but آپ owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
آپ look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.
Do آپ have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Be unique and different, say yes.
Do آپ have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.
Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all night long, 'cause I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.
Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to آپ cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.
You're so beautiful that آپ made me forget my pickup line.
آپ shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection!
If I had a سٹار, ستارہ for every time آپ brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
آپ know you're in love when آپ can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
I was wondering if آپ had an extra دل mine seems to have been stolen
Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!
There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good آپ look.
Me without آپ is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces
Is there an airport nearby یا is that just my دل taking off?
When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the دن my children were born, the دن I got married, and the دن that I met you.
Are آپ from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
Are آپ an interior decorator? When i saw آپ the room became beautiful.
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Baby, if آپ were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
آپ must be a hell of a thief because آپ چرا لیا, چوری کی my دل from across the room.
Do آپ have a twin sister? Then آپ must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
آپ look beautiful today, just like every other day.
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
If آپ were a booger I'd pick آپ first.
Do آپ know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
Excuse me, I think آپ have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.
If I were to ask آپ out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
If this bar is a meat market, آپ must be the prime rib.
Are آپ lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
I'm fighting the urge to make آپ the happiest woman on earth tonight.
My love for آپ is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
ارے baby you're so fine آپ make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
I bet آپ $20 you're gonna turn me down.
I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
Do آپ have the time? [Tells آپ the time] No, the time to write down my number?
Would آپ grab my arm so I can tell my دوستوں I've been touched سے طرف کی an angel?
Hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Shazaam!"?
Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Hello are آپ married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear آپ say "happily".
آپ are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn't ask آپ how آپ looked!
Did آپ clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
How was heaven when آپ left it?
Did آپ fart, cause آپ blew me away.
I don't have a لائبریری card, but do آپ mind if I check آپ out?
Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
آپ are so fine, I wish I could plant آپ and grow a whole field of you!
Is your last name Gillette? Because آپ are the best a man can get.
Is your name "swiffer"? 'Cause آپ just swept me off my feet.
Excuse me, but آپ dropped something back there" (What?) "This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.
Are آپ going to kiss me یا do I have to lie to my diary?
Are آپ cold? آپ look like آپ could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
آپ know, Dr. Phil says I'm afraid of commitment...Want to help prove him wrong?
Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?
Baby, you're so sweet, آپ put Hershey's outta business.
Can I buy آپ a drink یا do آپ just want the money?
Did the sun come out یا did آپ just smile at me?
So there آپ are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!
Do آپ believe in love at first sight, یا should I walk سے طرف کی again?
Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when آپ have a weak heart.
آپ see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if آپ think I'M cute.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
Excuse me, I just noticed آپ noticing me and I just wanted to give آپ notice that I noticed آپ too.
(As she is leaving) ارے aren't آپ forgetting something? (What?) Me!
Somebody better call God, cuz heaven's missing an angel!
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.
Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When آپ fell out of heaven?
I'm sorry, were آپ talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
I know دودھ does a body good, but baby, how much have آپ been drinking?
I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a ہوم run with you.
I'm new in town. Could آپ give me directions to your apartment?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together.
If آپ were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
Was آپ father an alien? Because there's nothing else like آپ on Earth!
What time do آپ have to be back in heaven?
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.
Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
[Point at her ass] Pardon me, is this نشست taken?
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone چرا لیا, چوری کی the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
[Look at her شرٹ, قمیض label.] When they say, "What are آپ doing?" آپ respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!"
Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea.
آپ know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.
My name isn't Elmo, but آپ can tickle me any time آپ want to.
آپ be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: آپ treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
(Ask a person for the time) 9:15? So today is May 1, 2008, at 9:15 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.
Pinch me. [Why?] You're so fine I must be dreaming.
if I had to choose between breathing یا loving you, I would say "I love you" with my last breath!
Ouch! My tooth hurts! [Why?] Because آپ are soooo sweet!
I'm not trying to impress آپ یا anything, but... I'm Batman!
آپ must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you're the bomb.
آپ must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Do آپ know karate? Because your body is really kickin'.
When God made you, he was دکھانا off.
آپ must be a Snickers, because آپ satisfy me.
Are آپ a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.
Is your dad a terrorist? Because آپ are the bomb.
Are آپ religious? Cause آپ are the جوابات to all my prayers.
You're like a dictionary, آپ add meaning to my life!
Baby, آپ are so fine I could put آپ on a plate and sop آپ up with a biscuit.
Is there a قوس قزح today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!
آپ remind me of a magnet, because آپ sure are attracting me over here!
Hey, is it just me, یا are we destined to be married?
Hello. Are آپ taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
I have an "owie" on my lip. Will آپ kiss it and make it better?
Let's make like a fabric softener and 'Snuggle
I didn't see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right اگلے to me.
Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of آپ wrapped up in it.
If I could reach out and hold a سٹار, ستارہ for everytime you've made me smile, I'd hold the sky in the palm of my hand.
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
(Put your fingers on the other's nipples) Hey, here's (name), comin' at آپ with the weather. Can I be your warm front?
How much does a polar برداشت, ریچھ weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice... Hi, I'm (insert name here).
Well, I AM telepathic, and I can tell that آپ love me. Right? [NO!] Darn, I always get "love" and "lust" mixed up.
Should I smile because we are friends, یا cry because I know that is what we will ever be?
When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.
ارے baby. آپ got a jersey? [A jersey?...Why?] Because I need your name and number.
Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do آپ pick 'Do آپ come here often?', 'What's your sign?', یا 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.'?
(hold out hand) Would آپ hold this for me while I go for a walk?
This time اگلے سال let’s be laughing together.
Didn't I see آپ on the cover of Vogue?
Excuse me, I don't want آپ to think I'm ridiculous یا anything, but آپ are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.
Have آپ always been this cute, یا did آپ have to work at it?
ارے baby, آپ must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, آپ turn me on!
Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.
Was your father a mechanic? Then how did آپ get such a finely tuned body?
I have had a really bad دن and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would آپ smile for me?
I hope آپ know CPR, cuz آپ take my breath away!
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.
Apart from being sexy, what do آپ do for a living?
If I told آپ that آپ had a great body, would آپ hold it against me?
I sneezed because God blessed me with you.
Is it hot in here یا is it just you?
Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and آپ are...gorgeous!
So, what do آپ do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.
Were آپ arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!
Wow! Are those real?
Ya know, آپ look really hot! آپ must be real reason for global warming.
آپ are the reason men fall in love.
آپ know the مزید I drink, the prettier آپ get!
آپ know, I would die happy if I saw آپ naked just once!
آپ know, آپ might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
آپ look like my third wife. [how many time have آپ been married?] Twice.
آپ make me melt like hot fudge کی, لغویات on a sundae.
آپ should be someone's wife.
Were آپ in Boy Scouts? Because آپ sure have tied my دل in a knot.
Are آپ as beautiful on the inside as آپ are on the outside?
I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
Babe! آپ look so fine I could drink your bath water!
You're so hot آپ would make the devil sweat.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
Excuse me.....Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you...
If god made any thing better than آپ he keep it for him self.
Girl, if I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit!
There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, آپ turn me on!
Hey, how did آپ do that? (What?) Look so good?
Damn girl, آپ have مزید curves than a race track.
If آپ stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, آپ would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
If God made anything مزید pretty, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
آپ are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
آپ look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.
Are آپ a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
آپ are so beautiful that آپ give the sun a reason to shine.
Do آپ want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
Do آپ bleach your teeth? 'Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let's go prove it.
Your پچھواڑے, گدا is so nice that it is a shame that آپ have to sit on it.
Someone should call the police, because آپ just چرا لیا, چوری کی my heart!
Stop, drop, and roll, baby. آپ are on fire.
Baby, you're so hot, آپ make the equator look like the north pole.
Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
If it weren't for that DAMNED sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created.
How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh... آپ just look hot to me.
I just got dumped, and I think that آپ could make me feel better.
(Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. [WHAT?] Well it has to be illegal to look that good!
آپ are a 9 - you'd be a perfect 10 if آپ were with me.
Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
You're so hot, I bet آپ could light a candle at 10 paces.
My buddies over there کہا that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with some of their money?
I can't believe I've been hear the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find 'The One', all I have time to say is "good bye".
ارے baby, you've got somthing on your butt: my eyes.
This isn't a بیئر belly, It'a a fuel tank for a love machine.
I don't know you, but I think I love آپ already.
آپ know I'd like to invite آپ over, but I'm afraid you're so hot you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
Here's the key to my house, my car... and my heart.
if we shared a garden, I'd put my tulips and your tulips together. (tulips = two lips)
Is your name Summer? 'Cause آپ are as hot as hell.
If I had to choose between one night with آپ یا winning the lottery...I would chose winning the lottery...but it would be close...real close...
Do آپ have any sunscreen? 'Cause آپ are burning me up!
See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.
Stare at girl . ("What're آپ staring at?")
You, Before I Wake Up From this Dream.
You're hotter than donut grease.
Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
Are your parents retarded, 'cause آپ sure are special.
If آپ could put a price tag on beauty you'd be worth مزید than Fort Knox.
I must be dancing with the devil, because you're hot as hell.
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
If آپ were a سٹیک آپ would be well done.
It's dark in here. Wait! It's because all of the light is shining on you.
Is your name Katrina? [No, why?] 'Cuz baby, آپ rock me like a hurricane!
Can آپ pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.
On The Phone
She/He says: "Hold on"
آپ Say: "Sorry, I can't hold on... I've already fallen for you."
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell آپ that he needs my دل back.
I was so enchanted سے طرف کی your beauty that I ran into that دیوار over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime آپ passed by, just so I could stare at آپ a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
Sorry, but آپ owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
آپ look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.
Do آپ have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Be unique and different, say yes.
Do آپ have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.
Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all night long, 'cause I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.
Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to آپ cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.
You're so beautiful that آپ made me forget my pickup line.
آپ shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection!
If I had a سٹار, ستارہ for every time آپ brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
آپ know you're in love when آپ can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
I was wondering if آپ had an extra دل mine seems to have been stolen
Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!
There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good آپ look.
Me without آپ is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces
Is there an airport nearby یا is that just my دل taking off?
When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the دن my children were born, the دن I got married, and the دن that I met you.
Are آپ from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
Are آپ an interior decorator? When i saw آپ the room became beautiful.
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Baby, if آپ were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
آپ must be a hell of a thief because آپ چرا لیا, چوری کی my دل from across the room.
Do آپ have a twin sister? Then آپ must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
آپ look beautiful today, just like every other day.
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
If آپ were a booger I'd pick آپ first.
Do آپ know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
Excuse me, I think آپ have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.
If I were to ask آپ out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
If this bar is a meat market, آپ must be the prime rib.
Are آپ lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
I'm fighting the urge to make آپ the happiest woman on earth tonight.
My love for آپ is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
ارے baby you're so fine آپ make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
I bet آپ $20 you're gonna turn me down.
I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
Do آپ have the time? [Tells آپ the time] No, the time to write down my number?
Would آپ grab my arm so I can tell my دوستوں I've been touched سے طرف کی an angel?
Hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Shazaam!"?
Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Hello are آپ married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear آپ say "happily".
آپ are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn't ask آپ how آپ looked!
Did آپ clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
How was heaven when آپ left it?
Did آپ fart, cause آپ blew me away.
I don't have a لائبریری card, but do آپ mind if I check آپ out?
Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
آپ are so fine, I wish I could plant آپ and grow a whole field of you!
Is your last name Gillette? Because آپ are the best a man can get.
Is your name "swiffer"? 'Cause آپ just swept me off my feet.
Excuse me, but آپ dropped something back there" (What?) "This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.
Are آپ going to kiss me یا do I have to lie to my diary?
Are آپ cold? آپ look like آپ could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
آپ know, Dr. Phil says I'm afraid of commitment...Want to help prove him wrong?
Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?
Baby, you're so sweet, آپ put Hershey's outta business.
Can I buy آپ a drink یا do آپ just want the money?
Did the sun come out یا did آپ just smile at me?
So there آپ are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!
Do آپ believe in love at first sight, یا should I walk سے طرف کی again?
Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when آپ have a weak heart.
آپ see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if آپ think I'M cute.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
Excuse me, I just noticed آپ noticing me and I just wanted to give آپ notice that I noticed آپ too.
(As she is leaving) ارے aren't آپ forgetting something? (What?) Me!
Somebody better call God, cuz heaven's missing an angel!
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.
Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When آپ fell out of heaven?
I'm sorry, were آپ talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
I know دودھ does a body good, but baby, how much have آپ been drinking?
I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a ہوم run with you.
I'm new in town. Could آپ give me directions to your apartment?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together.
If آپ were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
Was آپ father an alien? Because there's nothing else like آپ on Earth!
What time do آپ have to be back in heaven?
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.
Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
[Point at her ass] Pardon me, is this نشست taken?
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone چرا لیا, چوری کی the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
[Look at her شرٹ, قمیض label.] When they say, "What are آپ doing?" آپ respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!"
Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea.
آپ know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.
My name isn't Elmo, but آپ can tickle me any time آپ want to.
آپ be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: آپ treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
(Ask a person for the time) 9:15? So today is May 1, 2008, at 9:15 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.
Pinch me. [Why?] You're so fine I must be dreaming.
if I had to choose between breathing یا loving you, I would say "I love you" with my last breath!
Ouch! My tooth hurts! [Why?] Because آپ are soooo sweet!
I'm not trying to impress آپ یا anything, but... I'm Batman!
آپ must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you're the bomb.
آپ must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Do آپ know karate? Because your body is really kickin'.
When God made you, he was دکھانا off.
آپ must be a Snickers, because آپ satisfy me.
Are آپ a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.
Is your dad a terrorist? Because آپ are the bomb.
Are آپ religious? Cause آپ are the جوابات to all my prayers.
You're like a dictionary, آپ add meaning to my life!
Baby, آپ are so fine I could put آپ on a plate and sop آپ up with a biscuit.
Is there a قوس قزح today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!
آپ remind me of a magnet, because آپ sure are attracting me over here!
Hey, is it just me, یا are we destined to be married?
Hello. Are آپ taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
I have an "owie" on my lip. Will آپ kiss it and make it better?
Let's make like a fabric softener and 'Snuggle
I didn't see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right اگلے to me.
Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of آپ wrapped up in it.
If I could reach out and hold a سٹار, ستارہ for everytime you've made me smile, I'd hold the sky in the palm of my hand.
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
(Put your fingers on the other's nipples) Hey, here's (name), comin' at آپ with the weather. Can I be your warm front?
How much does a polar برداشت, ریچھ weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice... Hi, I'm (insert name here).
Well, I AM telepathic, and I can tell that آپ love me. Right? [NO!] Darn, I always get "love" and "lust" mixed up.
Should I smile because we are friends, یا cry because I know that is what we will ever be?
When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.
ارے baby. آپ got a jersey? [A jersey?...Why?] Because I need your name and number.
Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do آپ pick 'Do آپ come here often?', 'What's your sign?', یا 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.'?
(hold out hand) Would آپ hold this for me while I go for a walk?
This time اگلے سال let’s be laughing together.
Didn't I see آپ on the cover of Vogue?
Excuse me, I don't want آپ to think I'm ridiculous یا anything, but آپ are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.
Have آپ always been this cute, یا did آپ have to work at it?
ارے baby, آپ must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, آپ turn me on!
Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.
Was your father a mechanic? Then how did آپ get such a finely tuned body?
I have had a really bad دن and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would آپ smile for me?
I hope آپ know CPR, cuz آپ take my breath away!
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.
Apart from being sexy, what do آپ do for a living?
If I told آپ that آپ had a great body, would آپ hold it against me?
I sneezed because God blessed me with you.
Is it hot in here یا is it just you?
Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and آپ are...gorgeous!
So, what do آپ do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.
Were آپ arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!
Wow! Are those real?
Ya know, آپ look really hot! آپ must be real reason for global warming.
آپ are the reason men fall in love.
آپ know the مزید I drink, the prettier آپ get!
آپ know, I would die happy if I saw آپ naked just once!
آپ know, آپ might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
آپ look like my third wife. [how many time have آپ been married?] Twice.
آپ make me melt like hot fudge کی, لغویات on a sundae.
آپ should be someone's wife.
Were آپ in Boy Scouts? Because آپ sure have tied my دل in a knot.
Are آپ as beautiful on the inside as آپ are on the outside?
I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
Babe! آپ look so fine I could drink your bath water!
You're so hot آپ would make the devil sweat.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
Excuse me.....Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you...
If god made any thing better than آپ he keep it for him self.
Girl, if I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit!
There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, آپ turn me on!
Hey, how did آپ do that? (What?) Look so good?
Damn girl, آپ have مزید curves than a race track.
If آپ stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, آپ would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
If God made anything مزید pretty, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
آپ are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
آپ look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.
Are آپ a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
آپ are so beautiful that آپ give the sun a reason to shine.
Do آپ want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
Do آپ bleach your teeth? 'Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let's go prove it.
Your پچھواڑے, گدا is so nice that it is a shame that آپ have to sit on it.
Someone should call the police, because آپ just چرا لیا, چوری کی my heart!
Stop, drop, and roll, baby. آپ are on fire.
Baby, you're so hot, آپ make the equator look like the north pole.
Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
If it weren't for that DAMNED sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created.
How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh... آپ just look hot to me.
I just got dumped, and I think that آپ could make me feel better.
(Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. [WHAT?] Well it has to be illegal to look that good!
آپ are a 9 - you'd be a perfect 10 if آپ were with me.
Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
You're so hot, I bet آپ could light a candle at 10 paces.
My buddies over there کہا that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with some of their money?
I can't believe I've been hear the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find 'The One', all I have time to say is "good bye".
ارے baby, you've got somthing on your butt: my eyes.
This isn't a بیئر belly, It'a a fuel tank for a love machine.
I don't know you, but I think I love آپ already.
آپ know I'd like to invite آپ over, but I'm afraid you're so hot you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
Here's the key to my house, my car... and my heart.
if we shared a garden, I'd put my tulips and your tulips together. (tulips = two lips)
Is your name Summer? 'Cause آپ are as hot as hell.
If I had to choose between one night with آپ یا winning the lottery...I would chose winning the lottery...but it would be close...real close...
Do آپ have any sunscreen? 'Cause آپ are burning me up!
See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.
Stare at girl . ("What're آپ staring at?")
You, Before I Wake Up From this Dream.
You're hotter than donut grease.
Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
Are your parents retarded, 'cause آپ sure are special.
If آپ could put a price tag on beauty you'd be worth مزید than Fort Knox.
I must be dancing with the devil, because you're hot as hell.
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
If آپ were a سٹیک آپ would be well done.
It's dark in here. Wait! It's because all of the light is shining on you.
Is your name Katrina? [No, why?] 'Cuz baby, آپ rock me like a hurricane!
Can آپ pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.
On The Phone
She/He says: "Hold on"
آپ Say: "Sorry, I can't hold on... I've already fallen for you."
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell آپ that he needs my دل back.
