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posted by 90sfan
Take this کوئز to find out if you're "out of the ordinary".

1.You forgot your homework at ہوم and your teacher wants to know why.You say:
A."I forgot it." B."My pet dragon had babies on it."

2.Uh-oh.Your dad accidently locked آپ out of the house...AGAIN.What do آپ do?
A.You try to call him from downstairs. B.You get out you're trusty spoon and attempt to dig a hole through the wall.

3.A dog starts to talk to you.You...
A.Run away,screaming. B.Start to break-dance for no reason.

4.For creative writing class,your essay is about...
A.Snowboarding. B.Giant wrestling mice.

5.You're walking into the store.You come out with...
A.Some new clothes and maybe some new toys.
B.A mother's baby.

6.Your دوستوں Cathy and Yolanda ask آپ to come trick-or-treating with them on Halloween.When آپ دکھائیں up,you're dressed as...
A.Whatever آپ saw decent in the store.
B.You made your own.You tell them you're a "chicken goat" and remind them not to steal your eggs.

Answers:If آپ got mostly A's,you're NORMAL.
If آپ got mostly B's,you're obviously NOT SO NORMAL.

Tell your family about this quiz.Tell your friends,neighbors,and even tell the wall.
Thanks for playing!!!
Hip shaker
Dream maker
Heart breaker
Earth quaker
I can be anything that آپ want me to

Coin spender
Mind bender
Jet setter
Go getter
Changing my get up for anything آپ choose

I don’t mind trying on someone else
I won’t mind seeing just how it felt
I might like changing my disguise
To make آپ happy

Here’s my formal invitation
You and me go masquerading
Lose ourselves in this charading
Is this love we’re imitating
Do we want what we got
If not I say so what
Here’s my formal invitation
La la la la

You can be my
School teacher
Mind reader
Dream weaver
Just be the one I can count on to play it out with me

Hot...
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Zoom zoom in under my skin
Gotta slow down now to begin
Baby don’t rush آپ can look but don’t touch
You think u know
When u see me in my videos
How the story goes
But that’s just the side that I expose
Look through the lens
You see my body, not who I am
So don’t pretend
And try to act like you’re my boyfriend
U wanna get somewhere
Then boy don’t touch me there
Just get up close and personal, personal
Zoom zoom in under my skin
Gotta slow down now to begin
Baby don’t rush آپ can look but don’t touch
Zoom zoom
In to my head
Gotta know me to be my man
Boy prove you’re in love
You can look but don’t...
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Oh
Something about your style got me freakin’ out
Hey boy, ارے boy
Gotta make آپ mine and there ain’t no doubt
Hey boy, ارے boy
You’re really laid back and آپ play it smooth
Hey boy, ارے boy
I see the way آپ اقدام from across the room and I know I’m tripping on you, oh
Boy I’m feeling something real and
I don’t know what to do
So excited, I can’t hide it
Got my eyes on you
You got me goin’ crazy
Want to be your baby
I don’t know what to do
I can’t take my eyes off you
You got me goin’ crazy
It’s just the way you’re moving
I really wish آپ knew, what آپ do
I can’t take my eyes off...
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(I gotta get some baby
Won’t آپ دکھائیں me some baby
I gotta get some baby)
Show me some positivity
(Mmmmm)
Show me some positivity (Oh, ooh, yeah)
From where I stand I see
A world of possibilities
So don’t be going negative on me oo baby yeah
Love is hard
That’s alright
Give it time
It’s worth the ride
You know
It’s all in the way you
You’re lookin’ at me
I’m lookin’ at you
What مزید do آپ want
Show me some positivity
It’s all that I got
It’s leading me on
Can’t leave it alone
Show me some positivity
You’re makin’ it harder
Than it has to be
So won’t u please دکھائیں me (He,e,e,e)
Some positivity...
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posted by _ColorBlind_
Hey..

So, 

Remember me? Of course آپ don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*

Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay.. 

ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights پہلے and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!

(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)

So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate writing skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<  

I guess this is a welcome back post? مزید like a "please dear god take me back" post :p

BUT HAY. 
posted by -Yusha-
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posted by flippy_fan210
He kills and kills but doesn't know why
it doesn't matter how hard he tries.
if آپ say Vietnam he'll stab آپ with a fork
if آپ say tiger you're head won't work.
He can use fire, pencils and car gas
heck, he'll just use whatever he has.
You can't stop him no matter what
if آپ call for help he'll stab آپ in the butt.
Never run because آپ know he'll catch you
he might torture یا just plain kill you.
Run for cover, مزید like run for death
he'll fill your eyes with crystal meth.
It doesn't matter if آپ run یا cry
either way you'll just plain die.
Almost anything can set him off
you better pray to god that...
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posted by akatsuki_lover9
 Flippy
Flippy
chapter 1
It was a normal دن for flippy. Breakfast, newspaper. He got his mail from the mailbox. Nothing new, nothing great. Then one letter caught his eye. It کہا on the front in bold letters “You Have Been Called To Serve In The Hunger Games.” flippy dreaded this day. “called to serve again?” he thought. “figures, a war hero having to serve again, I might as well read the rest of this letter. He opened it up, expecting the worst. “please god, not Vietnam.” he prayed. He was surprised at what was written. It didn't seem war-like at all. “Dear tribute, آپ have been chosen...
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posted by CuteBlossom123
1) آپ guys may think us girls only care about the body and muscle but we really care about the personality

2) It's a waste of your time being a perv with a girl. It just makes us feel uneasy and weird about you.

3) Us girls are not a torpy case! We don't want آپ showing us off

4) Us girls are slow, not fast. Please don't go in the sexy business straight away.

5) The way آپ can tell a girl likes آپ is when she's out of words when آپ talk to her, aswell as giggling a lot around you.

6) If a girls mate asks آپ if آپ like her, it often means she likes you.

7) If your dating a girl please don't...
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10. Tell a random person آپ love them
9. go up to a worker and ask them random questoins about them (name age Zodiac sign)
8.Try on a bra thats way to big یا for guys just a random bra and ask a worker how آپ look
7.sit in the middle of a isle
6.clog the toilet
5.go up to a random person and say gimme all your cash and nobody gets hurt
4.(for department stores) Jump on a display bed
4.(grocery stores) Eat food before buying it
3.Scream bloody murder
2.Go store streaking
and number 1 is
1.yell kick me out of this store at the سب, سب سے اوپر of your lungs
posted by Anime_Gir1235
Ok my brother(pikachu700 his dumb self) had this crazy dream about Darla Dimple and... people here i'll tell آپ that story :3
PK:were am i
*turns on lights
darla dimple: ...
PK:WHO ARE U?
darla dimple:...
PK: ok blah blah YAA *THROWS چھری AT DD
darla dimple: *teleports to PK*
PK: ಠ_ಠ
PK: *LOOKS behind*
pinkie pie: wut i tell u about goin in MAH SHED
pk: wait this is a shed ohh ok*turns all dark again
PK: not again *someone turns on light*
pk: WHY AM I STRAPED UP
pinkie pie: *starts up chainsaw*
pk: oh no O_e
pinkie pie: *cuts up my guts*
pk: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
al da sudden flippy breaks in 007 style
PK: YAY HI FLIPPY
flippy: let me help u pinkie pie...
PK; OH COME ON!!!
both: cuts hands
PK:FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
both: go's into private room
PK: hmm I HAVE DA POWER *breaks chains*
pk: wow it worked
pk: looks at private window
*both havenig sexytime
pk: walks away
pk: e_e *stabs myself*
woke up DA END NOW DIE
10: "Ooh, never felt like [i]that[i] before!"
9: "Keep it coming!"
8: "Oh, [i]that's[i] what it does!"
7: "I like that. I like that a lot."
6: *Grunt* *Scream* "YES! OH, YES!"
5: "Hey, that tickles!"
4: "It felt different when (insert old partner's name) did that."
3: "Huh. That's bigger than I remember. Oh well."
2: "Wait. Is that yours یا mine?"
1: "Hey. That's weird. How do آپ put that back?"

I had a lot of fun writing these, and the majority of them I made up as I went along.

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Eve Dipalo stared up at the brick building. It looked the same but it felt so different, so... weird... "oof!" Someone pushed Eve aside and ran off into the school. Eve was about to say something, but she thought better of it. Besides, who would even listen to her of all people? She sighed and pushed open the doors to the school.

Right when she walked in she felt out of place. She pulled a piece of white paper from her backpack's side pocket and studied it. She walked over to one of the bright red 7th grade lockers and glanced back down at the paper to check her combination. she tried her...
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Look guys, I'm really sorry about how I overreacted to Fanpop's many changes earlier. I was just angry that my computer was slow, and I overreacted. For that I'm really sorry.


XxKeithHarkinxX, I'm especially sorry to you. I know we've had a few disagreements here and there, but this pushed me to my limit, and again, I overreacted because nobody would listen to me about my computer issues. I want to just patch up the hole and be friends. If آپ don't, that's cool, just know that I'm sorry.

I'm also sorry to Fanpop.... I wouldn't give the new format a chance. I hope my apology can pay for everyone...
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I never thought i would end up like this.Alone dying and not being able to care for my brother.Running away from gaurds into the alley یا our so called home.We never left the city border but my brother dreams of it when he grows up so he can care for me."Brother it's ok"I کہا giving him half of the warm soft loaf of bread.My brothers hand shook while he reachout ands grabbed the روٹی and slowly nibbled every last piece of it.As he and i listed the reasons why would should go to heaven and so far we came up with one reason hat both of us were suffering with."Dear god keep us alive for at least...
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posted by XxKeithHarkinxX
6:48pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Yo.
6:49pmjnrm:
suppers!
6:49pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Being depressed
6:50pmjnrm:
fun times, i can tell from yur roblox stats
6:51pm
dude! i found some really cute clothes on roblox!
6:52pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
give meh da link
6:53pmjnrm:
Well a few of the shirts are cute i guess link
i like the دل one with suspenders
6:54pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
i buy her clotehs all teh time XD
6:54pmjnrm:
Oh XD Lol
6:54pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Eeeeeyup
6:59pmjnrm:
do آپ know anyone that has my style?
6:59pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
besides me //killed
6:59pmjnrm:
kk
7:00pm
thx
7:00pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
anytime.
7:00pmjnrm:
i cant find them on...
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posted by LizzyTheCat
Hold on to me, love
You know I can't stay long
All I wanted to say was
I love آپ and I'm not afraid, oh

Can آپ hear me?
Can آپ feel me in your arms?

Holding my last breath
Safe inside myself
Are all my thoughts of آپ
Sweet raptured light, it ends here tonight

I'll miss the winter
A world of fragile things
Look for me in the white forest
Hiding in a hollow درخت
(Come and find me)

I know آپ hear me
I can taste it in your tears

Holding my last breath
Safe inside myself
Are all my thoughts of آپ
Sweet raptured light, it ends here tonight

Closing your eyes to disappear
You pray your dreams...
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posted by sakurahanazono
1.) Start saying the سوالات really loudly and if they try to tell آپ to be quite say "shhh this is a test آپ know, gosh!"

2.) In a maths test start whispering random numbers to the person اگلے to آپ and then when the teacher tells آپ off say "They made me give them the جوابات یا they کہا they'd kill me!" Then glare at them.

3.) Laugh hysterically and when people stare at آپ say "What are آپ lookin at!" یا "Stop trying to copy my answers!"

4.) Get on سب, سب سے اوپر of the میز, جدول and start doing the macarena.

5.) After you've wrote your name on the test, start screaming and when the teacher comes over and asks whats wrong say "How does the test know what my name is! Have آپ been spying on me and teling it everything!"
"Where is Maybelle?"Alicia asked.
"I don't-"I was cut off
"Help!Help me!I need help!Please!!"A familiar voice begged.
"MAYBELLE!"we all کہا in unison.
We followed the voice into a huge hut.
"Maybelle!Where are you?"I asked.
I ran as fast as I could.I couldn't wait for them to catch up.I saw a door with a small window.I looked in and saw Ariana.When she turned back,I ran back.
"Help!Help me!Help m-MM!MUHH!MMMMMHHH!"Maybelle yelled.
I ran to the door Maybelle and Ariana were in.I knocked on the door,got out my sword,and waited for Ariana to come out.
"What?Wh-AH!"She said.
"You said,you'd leave my friends...
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posted by tokidoki123
There's a place in my mind
No one knows where it hides
And my fantasy is flying
It's a قلعہ in the sky

It's a world of our past
Where the legend still lasts
And the king wears the crown
But the magic spell is law

Take your sword and your shield
There's a battle on the field
You're a knight and you're right
So with dragons now you'll fight

And my fancy is flying
It's a قلعہ in the sky
یا there's nothing out there
These are castles in the air

Fairytales live in me
Fables coming from my memory
Fantasy is not a crime
Find your قلعہ in the sky

You've got the key
Of the kingdom of the clouds
Open the door
Leaving back your doubts

You've got the power
To live another childhood
So ride the wind
That leads آپ to the moon 'cause..."