Random Article: Some of my پسندیدہ full house quotes

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posted by chillyneon

Joey = Nobody Panic. We've got cook books. If آپ can read English, آپ can cook. For Instance. Basic روٹی stuffing, melt one third cup of مکھن in a heavy skillet.
Danny = That's easy. On a stove,right?
Jesse = No, no. We stick مکھن on a rocket ship and send it to the sun.

Joey = Good Morning! How آپ guys doing? It's great to be alive. happy Thanksgiving,Buddy!
Jesse = Why can't آپ wake up grumpy and grouchy like normal people?

Michelle = آپ got it, dude.

Michelle = I hope I'm getting paid for this.

Michelle = But he tempted me with Ice cream!!!!
Becky = Jesse!!!!
Michelle = And it had sprinkles, and a cherry!!!

Joey = Freeze! I have a baby and I know how to use it.
Jesse = Joey!
Joey = I'm warning you, she's loaded.

Jesse = Have Mercy!

DJ = Uncle Jesse, there's a girl here to see you. This one's great
Jesse = That must be my new گٹار student.
DJ = Yeah,right.

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نام کا صارف Ideas (The majority are either dark یا emo)

posted by RaininStarburst

I got bored, so here آپ go.

1. BlueEyedDemon

2. SuicidalSlut

3. MaliciousIntent

4. GloomyTears

5. Blacklight

6. DarkSunshine

7. FallenIsolation

8. DrowningInTears

9. DismalAngel

10. FallenSolitude

11. HopingInSolitude

12. SilentCall

13. CountingOnRain

14. CalledForMishap

15. RuefulDestiny

16. FallenAngel

17. KilledByAnAngel (I know for a fact it's taken on here سے طرف کی my twin sis but I made it up)

18. FlamingCore

19. Darkenin(g)InRegret (The G could be taken off if there is a 15 character like on Fanpop)

20.Itrieditathome

21. RunWithScissors

22. PlaydateWithFire (Over 15 characters but... I like it)

23. RejectedStar...

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67 cute and funny things... (GIRLS ONLY!!)

posted by Dreamer4eva

1.In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes. I'll have twenty.
2.Sometimes آپ make me so mad i wanna throw آپ in the middle of on-going traffic; but then i realize i would probably kill myself trying to save you.
3.im the type of girl who would burst out laughing in the middle of silence because of something that happened... yesterday.
4.so ill walk the plank & jump with a smile if im going down ill do it in style آپ wont hear me surrender.
5.the truth hurts so we lie
6.silence is golden, duct tape is silver
7.i know your probably thinking oh no she didnt but i just so totally...

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Toxic Song Reviews! Episode 2-Jason Derulo: Trumpets.

posted by deathding

(WARNING: Profanity OUT OF THE WAZOO! Viewer discretion advised. Also, pie.)

(I will drive آپ to madness سے طرف کی letting آپ figure out why the heck I کہا pie. ;D)

Here's a trick question, what's one plus one? ^___^

JASON DERULO SUCKS.

Seriously, I don't mean to be mean, (BAD PUNS FTW!) But Jason Derulo.... He's not good. Almost every song he made is either bland, lame, forgettable, یا perverted as hell.

Some MASTERPIECES he made include Talk Dirty, In My Head, and......

Wiggle Wiggle. :P

(WHAT THE MOTHER FUCKING FUCK!?)

And then there's..... This song, I wouldn't call it Jason's worst song, but it's...

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Digital cg art

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R.I.P. Mermaid Man

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LOL-SO TRUE!

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Random stuff I found on my computer.

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Bitch,please

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black سوان, ہنس movie

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funny ways to annoy people/funny pranks

posted by akatsuki_lover9

Ways to Annoy:
1.say a random word for no reason all the time.
2.put spicy stuff in a food they like.
3.make a loud farting noise from your mouth and say "uh oh, i sharted."
4.make a farting noise from your mouth and blame it on the guy اگلے to you.
5.go to a drive thru, get your face right up to the speaker and yell as loud as آپ can.
6.make a REALLY annoying noise all the time.
7.Write using only crayons, markers and paint.
8.When guests are at your house go into the باورچی خانے, باورچی خانہ and come out with ketchup all over آپ and say "THE BOOGIE MAN IS HERE!" a bunch of times.
9.in school if there's a problem...

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"I wasn't that drunk......"

posted by awesomeblossom1

Here's some of my fave "I wasnt that drunk" jokes hope آپ like :)
"I wasn't that drunk"
"You saw a ginger girl eating blueberries and screamed 'No Foxface! Not the berries!'"
"You ran into Walmart and when آپ heard someone talking on the intercom, آپ fell to your knees and said, 'God has spoken!'"
"You grabbed my parakeet, threw it at my sisters piggy bank and yelled, 'ANGRY BIRDS!!!!!'"
"You told me to give آپ a ride ہوم and the part was at your house"
"You asked your girlfriend if she was single"
"You gave a midget a مشروم, کھنبی and yelled 'GROW MARIO GROW!!!'"
"You were cutting open pineapples...

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40 Things Boys Should NEVER do in a Relationship

posted by jayjay4life

1. Don't EVER tell us to CALM DOWN when we're angry. We hate that, and it often makes the situation worse.
2. Don't act like آپ know what you're talking about when آپ don't. It just pisses us off.
3. Don't treat us badly and with disrespect.
4. Don't give us commands like we're some kind of dog. We're your equal and should be treated as such.
5. Sure, you're the guy, so آپ can act like you're the stronger one... Whatever... But, don't EVER act like you're the head of the house. Relationships are to be an equal situation.
6. Don't yell at us when we do something wrong.
7. When آپ screw up, don't...

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Official Funniest Jokes Of All Time!!!

posted by Shelly_McShelly

Researchers in the UK examined مزید than 1000 jokes and placed them before 36,000 voters to determine the "official" 50 funniest jokes of all time.

And here they are:

50. I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'. So I went - and I got it.

49. A مہر walks into a club...

48. Went to the corner دکان - bought 4 corners.

47. So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants, it was Wedgie Kray.

46. I'll tell آپ what I love doing مزید than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself.

45. I tried water polo...

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63 Ways to Piss Off a Cop

posted by milorox18

1. When آپ get pulled over, say “What’s wrong, ossifer, there’s no blood in my alcohol?”

2. When he asks why آپ were speeding, tell him آپ wanted to race.

3. When he talks to you, pretend آپ are deaf.

4. If he asks if آپ knew how fast آپ were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to……

5. Ask if آپ can see his gun.

6. When he says آپ aren’t allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.

7. Touch him.

8. When he asks why آپ were speeding, tell him آپ had to buy a hat.

9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.

10. Refer to him سے طرف کی his first name.

11. Pretend آپ are gay...

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Funny Bumper Sticker Quotes...

posted by Mallory101

" Watch out for the idiot behind me!"
Moooooove, I'm trying to speed!
If you're rich, I’m single!
0-60 in 15 minutes!
A clean car is a sign if sick mind.
100% Irony Free
Adrenalin is my drug of choice.
Adults are just kids with money.
Baby on bored
HOME SCHOOL. Smarter than ever.
I talk to strangers
I Think Feminists Are Cute!
Keep honking, I am reloading!
Pain is inevitable misery is optional.
To All آپ Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
Tennis players have fuzzy balls.
Your honor student deals the best drugs.

The fastest way to a fisherman's دل is through his fly
Stupidity is not a crime so you’re...

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18 Fun Things to do in a Final Exam That Does not Matter (ie, آپ are going to fail no matter what)

posted by slytherin360

found this on the net:

18 Fun Things To Do In A Final That Does Not Matter (i.e. آپ are going to fail the class completely no matter what آپ get on the final exam)

1) Get the copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!"

2) Talk the entire way through the exam. Read سوالات aloud, debate your جوابات with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure آپ can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3) Bring cheerleaders.

4) Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five منٹ into it, loudly say to the...

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24 Fun Things To Do on the Elevator

posted by slytherin360

Found this on the net:

24 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of آپ just shut UP!"

2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

3. Crack open your اٹیچی, بریف کیس یا purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

4. Offer name ٹیگز to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they...

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Annoying Things To Say To Other People

posted by BellaCullen96

Check out this infected canker sore in my mouth!
I work for the IRS.
Have آپ ever tried cat meat?
I don't know why I ate it - liver and onions always gives me gas.
I just had a proctological exam - wow, worth every penny!
The last time my head rang like this I woke up with a dead man اگلے to me!
I puked on the last person who flew اگلے to me.
My butt reeeally itches!
Would آپ look at the size of the hair I just yanked out of my nose!
My psychiatrist says that flying helps offset my desire to mutilate small, defenseless, woodland creatures.
The last guy who ignored me is still on a respirator....