Random Article: Justin Elcommodor

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posted by slimd13

This is a story about a young man who is 17 years of age,dark skinned with black hair and brown eyes, and went to a school called سٹریٹ, گلی Moon High, were he met a young lady سے طرف کی the name Jessica Rutherson, she was very faired skinned womanwith brown eyes. Justin and Jessica started dating at the end of the eleventh grade. When they were in twelth grade Justin took Jessica everywhere she wanted to go. When they graduated, Justin took jessica on a five دن vacation, away from the town. Own the third day, he popped the question. She answered with a simmple "Yes". When the vacation was over, Jessica hopped on her horse and rode through town to spred the newsand find a preacher to wed them.

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Fooling Around...

posted by green6244

Okay, so when i was eleven, my دوستوں and i went to Wisconsin Dells. We were floating around in the lazy river and we were reallly bored. To make it مزید fun, we takled to each other in Britsih accents. While we were talking to each other, we accidently bumped into a lady on a tube. "Oh, excuse us ma'am." i کہا in the british accent. "Oh, that's okay darlin'. So where are y'all from?" She asked. She had some serious Texas twang. "Oh, um.. Britain." One of my دوستوں answered. "We'll that's just fine! What are y'all doin' here in Wisconsin?" she asked. "We're vacationing with family ma'am. We'll good دن to ya now. Cheerio!" I کہا and we floated around the corner trying to loose the lady.

That was really funny!(we forced ourselves to laugh in British accents too:) she never even suspected we were'nt really british. Our accents were really bad too!

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twins

posted by karpach_13

Upon telling people that I am a twin, I have heard some really interesting comments. I can't tell آپ how many times this exchange has happened:
"Are آپ two related?"
"Yes, we're twins."
"Gosh, آپ look so much alike I would have thought آپ were sisters."
One of the stories my twin sister and I like to tell is that neither my mother nor her doctor had any idea she was going to have twins until a nurse in the delivery room looked down and exclaimed, "Oh my gosh, there's another one!"

A friend to whom I told this story remarked, "Wow! How old were آپ when this happened?"

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ny reason for anarchy

posted by katana64

swords are very much like computers in a lot of ways. The first one being that both can be used to harm people. A computer can send out viruses and be used as tools to hack other computers, they can also be placed in murder weapons like guns and missiles to make them آگ کے, آگ and kill سے طرف کی themselves. a sword can be used to hurt یا even kill people.
the سیکنڈ way is they can help people. a computer can be used to contact long lost دوستوں and to help with some complicated tasks, some can even save lives like the one computer that calculated its way around the moon to use its gravity to save the astronauts...

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orangeturnip talks to god

posted by orangeturnip

Me:
are آپ the real god
God:
Are آپ doubting me? Don't آپ know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
no what happend ... father
God:
Are آپ serious? Are آپ testing me? That input matched my default category.
Me:
testing testing no not me
God:
You are asking about yourself?
Me:
no im not god
God:
Who are آپ asking about? I am glad to hear that آپ are not god.
Me:
but are we all not god
God:
We are just having a little chat.w.
Me:
if آپ are god prove it
God:
I could be. I don't know whether یا not I am god prove it.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
i thought god یا G.O.D was a Great Orange...