You may fall from the sky, آپ may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.

Do آپ believe in love at first sight, یا should I walk سے طرف کی again?    

Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.    

It's a good thing that I have my لائبریری card. Why? Because I am totally checking آپ out!!    

If a fat man puts آپ in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted آپ for Christmas.    

If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.    

I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter.    

People call me John, but آپ can call me Tonight!    

Did آپ have lucky charms for breakfast? Because آپ look magically delicious!    

See my friend over there? He wants to know if آپ think I'm cute.    

Do I know you? Cause آپ look a lot like my اگلے girlfriend.    

Are آپ a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.    

You’re so beautiful آپ made me forget my pick up line.    

Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?    

A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 fake, 1 real and he says to her " I will stop loving آپ when all the roses die"    

Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?    

Say "I bet I can kiss آپ on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her آپ lost the bet.    

Are those space pants? Because your پچھواڑے, گدا is out of this world!    

Would آپ sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is...    

It’s a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you’d be too hot to handle.    

My love for آپ is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!    

Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I'm lost at sea!    
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Can آپ take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!    

If آپ were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.    

Do آپ wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs کہا no too!    

Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.    

There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.    

If I followed آپ home, would آپ keep me?    

How much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice!    

I want to tell آپ your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.    

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.    

Do آپ know karate? Cause your body's kickin!    

I think it is time I tell آپ what people are saying behind your back. Nice Ass!    

I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated سے طرف کی you.    

آپ are so sweet آپ could put Hershey’s out of business.    

Did آپ fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!    

If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.    

I cant think of anyone else I'd rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.    

If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.    

I've noticed آپ noticing me and I'm just giving آپ notice that I've noticed you!    

If آپ were a booger I would pick آپ first.    

[man] Excuse me, would آپ like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me.... I کہا u look really fat in those pants!    

Can آپ kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?    

What do آپ and the weather have in common? You're both Hot!    

I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.    

Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!    

I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.    

آپ must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.    

If آپ were a new hamburger at McDonald's, آپ would be a McGorgeous.    

Did the sun come up یا did آپ just smile at me?    

Are آپ form Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see!!!    

I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you!    

Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.    

Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call آپ یا nudge you?    

آپ owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.    

Could آپ please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice!    

Bond....James Bond    

Do آپ have any raisins? No? How about a date?    

I'm going outside to make out... care to شامل میں me?    
Can I buy آپ a drink, یا do آپ just want the money?    

i, I’m Mr. Right--I heard آپ were looking for me.    

I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!    

Did it hurt when آپ fell? [Girl: Huh?] When آپ fell from heaven?    

Polar برداشت, ریچھ (HUh) I just wanted to break the ice.    

Are آپ a Hurricane [name]? Cause you're blowing me away.    

(steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what's your name?    

I must be lost… because I see paradise.    

If آپ were a laser آپ would be set on stunning.    

آپ don't sweat much for a fat chick.    

We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready.
    
You're ugly, but آپ intrigue me...    

Girl you're like a car accident, cause I just can't look away.    

Are آپ a clock? Cause you're ticking me off.    

(To someone working somewhere where a counter seperates you) You're like a drug to me. Good thing you're over the counter.    

Is your name mickey? because your so FINE!    

I'm going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT!    

(She asks آپ the time) Its two flirty and the date's with آپ and me.    

Excuse me, did آپ just fart?    

Girl آپ so fine I wish I could plant آپ and grow a whole feild of y'all!    

Did something bad happen to آپ یا are آپ just naturally ugly.