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posted by Lady10358
Found this on google
1. If you're lucky enough and find someone with the shirt: FREE HUGS یا If آپ find a شرٹ, قمیض store selling it, hug the shirt/person and if they/someone notices you, say "It says free hugs!"
2. go to the food court and go to a fast food place and take tons of straws and put as many possible in your mouth and stand on a میز, جدول singing elmo's world theme.
3. Go to one of those toddler toy/clothing stores and hold up a baby outfit/toy and yell as loud as آپ can "I LOVE THIS TOY! I'D PLAY WITH IT دن AND NIGHT!"
4. Go to the bathroom and hide in a stall until آپ see an old lady/guy and if you're a boy yell "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOM!" And if you're a girl yell "HAPPY BIRTHDAY LULU!!"
5. Go in a body care store like Bath & Body Works and stand سے طرف کی all the hand sanatizers and throw them up in the air. (This one made one staff girl go CRAZY)
6. Go in a book store and pick up a baby book, and every 30 سیکنڈ yell "YAY! DUCKY MADE IT!!!"
7. while walking down the hall walk up to some random dude and say: "Hi are آپ Lulu?"
8. Go to any store and walk up to the check-out
and say "I HAVE STINKY POO! IT COMES OUTTA MY BEHIND!!"
8. Go to one of those radio stores with playing radios and change them to opera and when someone comes in, sing along in a really stupid way.
9. Buy a new bathing suit and swim in the فاؤنٹین, چشمہ
10. Bring a bunch of pants in to the dressing room. Come out later and tell the salesperson none of them are leakproof.
11. Ask if a particular saw cuts through bone.
12. Get on the first step of the stairs, wait, and tell other people the escalator must be broken.
13. Pose as a dummy in a department store.
14. Ask the casheir if they take pesos.
15. Ask the sales person in the pet store if gerbils come in bulk and if they have much white meat on them.
16. go to a computer repair store and ask a employee if they can repair your dog.
17. Buy a bunch of clothes. Return them later, and when the salesperson asks why, say "they didn't look good on my dog"
10. Come in to the drug store looking deppressed. Ask if they have over-the-counter prozac.
18. Stay in the magazine store all دن and read the magazines cover to cover.
19. If آپ are a guy, go in to a womans clothing store, and bring dresses into the dressing room with you. Come out, and in you're most feminie voice say "they just aren't me"
20. Do cartwheels down the main part of the mall.
21. Wear sunglasses, carry a cane, and set up a pot in front of آپ that says "help me, I'm blind" see how much money آپ can get.
22. Test all the matresses and beds.
23. in the department stores. Stir and snore when people walk by.
24. Ask to hold one of the dogs in the pet store. Let it escape.
25. Go into Pier 1 and ask if they have any big pieces of جنک, فضول made of straw.
30. Knock over displays.
31. Rock back and forth slowly in front of a security camara.
32. Run around a clothing store and when someone looks at آپ akwardly tell them you're on a plane.
33. Stand around a crowded side of the mall and yell "THE ALIENS ARE COMING THE ALIENS ARE COMING!!!!"
34. Go to a hair salon and claim that the phone آپ bought there didn't work.
35. Go into a phone store, tell them your blender ate your last phone from there.
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posted by tokidoki123
[Family Guy] S01E05 - A Hero Sits اگلے Door #178
Lois: Meg, you're a sweet, beautiful girl, he'll come around.
Meg: That's such a mom answer.
Lois: Well, have آپ tried دکھانا him the goods? How's that for a mom answer?
Meg: Creepy.
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[Family Guy] S03E07 - Lethal Weapons #183
Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like آپ - very homosexually.
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[Family Guy] S03E10 - مچھلی Out Of Water #181
Auctioner: We'll open this auction with this pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagemire: Fifty...
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posted by jeniffer2200
 i'm a tumor
i'm a tumor
Family guy quotes:

*Black Jesus!* "I rode this town on ass!,Yo mama's ass!" *Black Jesus*

"Meth is a hell of a drug."

"I'm a tumor,I'm a tumor...I'm a tumor!,I'm a tumor,I'am a tumor...I'am tumor! oh oh! I'M A TUMOR!"

"Pick up my poop!"

"I have the power! He-Man!"

"Giggity!"

"Luis! Luis,Luis,Luis,Luis,Mum,Mum,Mum,Mum,Mum,Mommy,Mommy,Mommy,Mommy,Mama,Mama,Mama,Mama,Ma,Ma,Ma,Ma,Ma,Mom,Mom,Mom,Mom,Mom,Mummy,Mummy,Mama!,Mama! WHAT!? HI! eheheheheh"

______________________________________________


Spongebob Quotes:

"Oh Please! I have no soul"

"Fenland!"

"I defy آپ دل man!!"

"I don't think Wumbo is a real word...Come'on!...
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posted by kinga10111
A person can not fold a normal size piece of paper in half مزید than 8 times.



There are just over 300 million cell phones used daily in the United States alone.



A shrimps دل is in it’s head.



Kissing is actually healthier than shaking someones hand.




Natural pearls will melt in vinegar.



An زیتون درخت can live up to 1500 years.



Cleopatra married two of her brothers.



Ants can’t shut their eyes.




On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament Building looks like an American flag.



Men’s shirts have the buttons on the right, while women shirts have the buttons on the left.



Chewing...
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50 random سوالات people ask

1. Are we there yet?
2. Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
3. Which way to the emergency exit?
4. Does this make me look fat?
5. Can God make a bathtub so big He can't bathe in it?
6. Parlez-vous Français?
7. Why hasn't my check arrived yet?
8. How many fingers am I holding up?
9. Where do bad folks go when they die?
10. Why do we park on driveways and drive on freeways?
11. Who shot Mr. Burns?
12. What time is it?
13. Can I go to the bathroom?
14. May I go to the bathroom?
15. Does this hurt?
16. Will آپ marry me?
17. Whose fault is that?
18. I...
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posted by smileypop9
Found this on www.funny.com. I find a lot of things there that I post...


A manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.
The دن came and as the four sat around the conference room table, the interviewer asked, 'What is the fastest thing آپ know of?'
The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops into your head. There's no warning.
'That's very good!' replied...
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1.His cell phone number (picture this آپ are on a تاریخ with him and she calls to ask wat time will she be home)

2.His parents-(If your mom knows his parents then be prepared to see sum embarrasing pics,of yuor boyfriend)

3. If he is a virgin!! (ppicture this your up in your room with him and she pops in when yall r about to kiss and she freaks out)

4.His ex-girlfriends (if your mom knows ur boyfriend's ex girlfriends then be prepared to hear what did, tthis girl havetht my daughter didnt)

5.What his style is (your out with ur bf and mom and آپ turn the corner and she yells OH LOOK A THOOSE SEXY...
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I bet I know what some of آپ are thinking, "OMG! How can someone hate their family? That's horrible, what a brat یا what a b***h!"

Well, here's why :)

My mother is extremely controlling and b****es all the damn time and criticizes every little thing I do five times a freaking day! For example, I leave the door open for two منٹ when I'm only getting something and going out again, and she hollers at me about how I'm wasting heat and how she's going to take my آئی پوڈ, ipod یا laptop for a week if I left it open again. یا when I do all of the chores she expects me to do and I do them how she'd see...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Play with your food; to add effect, act like it's a special performance for the people at the اگلے table.
Turn around every thirty-seven سیکنڈ to the people at the اگلے میز, جدول and ask them if your نشست is too close, if you're talking too loud, etc.
Whenever آپ see someone getting up and leaving, bolt to their میز, جدول and take the tip before the wait-person returns.
Eat REALLY loud; make disgusting noises; slurp EVERY time آپ take a sip of your drink.
Constantly re-adjust the positions of absolutely EVERYTHING at your table; seats, silverware, dishes, the میز, جدول itself; and make sure to make...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are دوستوں live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Something seems wrong here.
Master Sword: Why?
Tom: When we appeared, the audience was cheering, clapping, and whistling. However, I did not hear any laughter!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Thank you. The more, the merrier.
Master Sword: Who wants to hear about today's crossover parody?
Tom: Obviously, everpony. Otherwise, they wouldn't be...
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The عنوان says it all, really. So I just want to start this all off سے طرف کی apologizing to like..... The three of آپ that probably were reading this. Cultober II was something I had planned since last year. I reviewed 31 horror فلمیں last سال and really wanted to do the same this year. However, I don't have the same free time I did a سال ago. With work and other projects being in the way, as well as playing indie games for In-Indie, I have no time to review 31 films. I had hoped that limiting it to 16 would help... and then I limited it to 10. And even then it wasn't going to do any good. So...
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