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posted by akatsuki_lover9
The death combo
chapter 1

It was just a normal دن for Scourge. Taking care of Bloodclan. “i think I'll go hunt” mewed scourge. He walked in twolegplace, searching for something edible. When he was about to give up he saw it, a plump گلہری, جائے وقوع on an empty thunderpath. He stalked it slowly. Right before he could pounce the a shadow fell on the گلہری, جائے وقوع and it ran away. Scourge turned over to the one who cast the shadow. 'hey you, I was about to catch that!” but when scourge saw the one who did it he froze. It was no cat who scared off his prey. It was a strange creature. A cat sized green برداشت, ریچھ who walked on two legs and wore an army hat and jacket. He also held a چھری in his hand.


His yellow eyes gazed into scourge's. Scourge knew he had to fight. He leaped at the برداشت, ریچھ and cut his cheek. The برداشت, ریچھ yelled and swiped his چھری at scourge. Pain seared in scourge's flank. Scourge growled and swiped at the bears face. He sliced his nose. The برداشت, ریچھ ran at scourge, yelling furiously. Scourge ran, knowing he couldn't beat it head on. The برداشت, ریچھ was gaining on him. Scourge ran faster until his legs ached. Scourge felt the چھری cut the tip of his tail. Pain shot through his body. He was convinced that the برداشت, ریچھ would kill him but he kept running. He leaped over a bucket of water. He heard a splashing sound a moment later. He glanced back. The برداشت, ریچھ had tripped into the bucket and he stopped chasing him. The برداشت, ریچھ looked confused now. He also looked like his face had changed. Then scourge realized that it did. His eyes were normal and he didn't have sharp teeth. His چھری was gone too.
“what happened?” the برداشت, ریچھ asked. Fury shot through scourge. “you tried to kill me آپ ماؤس brain! How can آپ not remember that!?” the برداشت, ریچھ looked startled. “i tried to kill you?” scourge glared at the bear. It was a lot مزید ماؤس brained than he thought. “yes, آپ tried to kill me! آپ almost succeeded, how do آپ not know when آپ try to murder someone?!” the برداشت, ریچھ put his hands on his face and looked down. “I'm sorry, I really am. I swear I didn't mean it.” part of scourge wanted to rake his eyes out but another part of him believed the bear. He knew nobody could look that sorry and innocent without meaning it. Plus, this guy would make an outstanding member. Scourge decided he would give him a chance. “i believe you.” scourge said. “you look too weak and helpless to be a killer.” the برداشت, ریچھ looked up. “who are آپ calling helpless?” humor sparked his gaze. “what's your name?” scourge asked. The برداشت, ریچھ stood up before he answered. “I'm flippy.” scourges whiskers twitched. “that sounds like a kittypet name!” he laughed. “kittypet? What's that?”flippy asked. Scourge sighed. Flippy really was a ماؤس brain. “a kittypet is a cat who lives with twolegs.” scourge answered. “twolegs?” flippy echoed. Scourge rolled his eyes. “the hairless گلابی things that walk on two paws.” flippy suddenly seemed to understand. “oh those things? I call them people.” the word “people” sounded weird but scourge didn't سوال him. “what's your name?” flippy asked. “my name's scourge.” scourge answered him. “impressive name. Especially for a tiny fuzzball with a high pitched mew.” scourge crouched, pretending to be mad. “who are آپ calling a fuzzball? I once drove off a huge dog single pawed, and I was just a kit!” flippy nodded. “fine you're not a fuzzball, you're a handful!” scourge and flippy laughed. Then a thought struck him. “what if one of my warriors sees me talking to this bear? I'll look like a fool!” flippy was staring at him now. “what’s wrong?” he asked. Scourge sighed. “there are two people آپ need to meet before we can have a friendship, follow me.” scourge was leading him to an alley. He was going to meet brick and bone.
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Mom, آپ too can be saved.
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•    Tell the lifeguards that they aren't doing their jobs because آپ have seen at least 15 people drown today.

•    Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.

•    Sit in the baby pool and play with the toys.

•    Take a flutter board and pretend آپ can't swim.

•     Hit strangers with your flutter board.

•    Ask an attractive lifeguard to practise...
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