Random Article: 10 ways to get kicked out of a store

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posted by koalagirl9

10. Tell a random person آپ love them
9. go up to a worker and ask them random questoins about them (name age Zodiac sign)
8.Try on a bra thats way to big یا for guys just a random bra and ask a worker how آپ look
7.sit in the middle of a isle
6.clog the toilet
5.go up to a random person and say gimme all your cash and nobody gets hurt
4.(for department stores) Jump on a display bed
4.(grocery stores) Eat food before buying it
3.Scream bloody murder
2.Go store streaking
and number 1 is
1.yell kick me out of this store at the سب, سب سے اوپر of your lungs

deathding, mangamoo01 and 4 others like this

RayRaycutie sum of those stuff i did scream bloody murder jumped on bed n slept in it n ate a taco tht i thght they were gvng out 4 free. but ddnt pay 4 it.

Babe_Tee haha lol

E-Scope90 Uh... don't you mean... 11?

RaNdOm

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rAnDoM

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Good Morning

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Strange Sisters Forever! Chapter one! Meet Eve, Mellissa, and Emmah!

posted by Draculaura10

Eve Dipalo stared up at the brick building. It looked the same but it felt so different, so... weird... "oof!" Someone pushed Eve aside and ran off into the school. Eve was about to say something, but she thought better of it. Besides, who would even listen to her of all people? She sighed and pushed open the doors to the school.

Right when she walked in she felt out of place. She pulled a piece of white paper from her backpack's side pocket and studied it. She walked over to one of the bright red 7th grade lockers and glanced back down at the paper to check her combination. she tried her...

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Evanescence lyrics-My Last Breath

posted by LizzyTheCat

Hold on to me, love
You know I can't stay long
All I wanted to say was
I love آپ and I'm not afraid, oh

Can آپ hear me?
Can آپ feel me in your arms?

Holding my last breath
Safe inside myself
Are all my thoughts of آپ
Sweet raptured light, it ends here tonight

I'll miss the winter
A world of fragile things
Look for me in the white forest
Hiding in a hollow درخت
(Come and find me)

I know آپ hear me
I can taste it in your tears

Holding my last breath
Safe inside myself
Are all my thoughts of آپ
Sweet raptured light, it ends here tonight

Closing your eyes to disappear
You pray your dreams...

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life and death??

posted by hetaliaitaly

Well here آپ are
at the edge of the abyss...

at the beginning of infinity

heaven یا hell

an afterlife
or a nothingness

forgiveness
or an eternity of suffering ?

Does anyone really know ?

Why have آپ come here ?
What do آپ need ?

To Find a Way to Live ?

Maybe آپ want to take them to die . . . ?

But I ask آپ now..
how many of these pills

would آپ take each دن to live ?

To feel good, normal good, like everyone else ?

Stable, not depressed, even happy, but normal ?

These are some of the pills I take every day

to save my life.

They are not herbs یا antidepressants.

I feel happy, I feel...

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Calliope Channel episode 2

posted by invadercalliope

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIII
IIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
PPPPPEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL!
HI EVERYONE!
TODAYS MY 2 EPISODE!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
ITS ME INVADER CALLIOPE YOUR HOST!
NOW ITS TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE SPECAIL GUEST سٹار, ستارہ ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
clapdy clap clap
Invader Callipe:HI ZIM
Zim:I'M NORMAL *walks away*
WELL BYE ZIIIIIIIIIIIM!
WELL GOODBYE EVERYONE THIS IS THE END OF EPISODE 2!
SEE YA LATER BYE BYE EVERYONE!
The End!

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Let's put on a play! part 1 ~ Come and شامل میں the drama club!

posted by keEeEeToOo

Miss Carey: Hello, Allex! Come in!
Allex: Hi! What's happening here?
Mady: It's drama club.
Miss Carey: Come and شامل میں us!
Allex: Ok. What are آپ doing?
Ed: We're putting on a play.
Allex: Really? Can i be in it? I like acting.
Nicki: He's a really good actor, Miss Carey.
Miss Carey: Excellent!
Allex: What's the play?
Mady: It's The Ugly Duckling.
Allex: Oh... That's for little children.
Mady: Yes, we're doing it for kindergarten.
Nicki: It's fun!
Ed: I'm the kind man.
Mady: I'm the kind man's doughter.
Alex: What about me?
Miss Carey: You, Alex, can be the ugly duckling.

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posted by shutyourface

don't worry this مضمون is not about بھیڑوں, بھیڑ یا bananas it is about a مزید serious matter.

this is a debate and i want everyone reading this
writing a تبصرہ about what آپ think is write یا wrong
ok?

so anyway

here i go

what came first

the egg

یا the chicken?

thats my debate and i want EVERYONE who's a پرستار
of random to write what they think is right

and become a پرستار of me and become a پرستار of my
article

and remember

what came first
the egg
یا the chicken

i am only doing this because i have been
wondering that for ages

Random pie :P

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99 Things Guys Look For in Girls

posted by CullenProperty

1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys love flirts.
3. A guy can like آپ for a minute, and then forget آپ afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are آپ doing something?" یا "Have آپ eaten already?" are the first usual سوالات a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all دن but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you,...

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100 Reasons why آپ Love her

posted by milorox18

1. I love the way we finish each other’s sentences.

2. I love the way I know you’ll never give up on me.

3. I love the fact that I wouldn’t ever give up on you.

4. I love the way آپ look at me.

5. I love how beautiful your eyes are.

6. I love the way I can’t imagine a دن without آپ in my life.

7. I love the way if we were ever separated I wouldn’t know how to go on.

8. I love the way we cuddle and watch sunsets together.

9. I love the way we sometimes stay up all night and just talk, then watch the sunrise together.

10. I love how I know you’ll always be there when I need آپ to be.

11....

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Cute Nicknames for Boyfriends - سب, سب سے اوپر 20 فہرست

posted by spunkyonyx

1. Angus is for a beefy yet cute boyfriend, یا to bolster up the woefully sagging self-esteem of a weak, pasty face limb noodle who does your homework for you.

2. Babe - is a classic cute boyfriend nickname that will only get آپ in a slight amount of trouble in front of his friends. ( i call mine this)

3. Baby Boo Boo - is for a boyfriend that you'd like to castrate slowly سے طرف کی giving him effeminate names.

4. Bunny-kins - means you're cousins and will be humping like bunnies at the اگلے family wedding.

5. Bunny Wabbit - آپ may as well stroke his belly with a coonskin ٹوپی and feed him grapes when...

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Here are some funny "Roses are red" poems?

posted by australia-101

DEMENTED POEMS

Roses are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit

Roses are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy

Roses are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And دکھائیں me your tits

Roses make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And آپ love it up the shitter

Roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted

Roses are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky

Roses are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry

Roses are shit
Violets are crap
دکھائیں me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap

Roses are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And نگلنا it down

Roses are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey

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25 Fun things to do in public

posted by Bubblekat

1. Go around stores, pick up items and yell out really loudly "Who buys this CRAP anyway?!"

2. Get a cart, get on the bar below the bar آپ grip, and push it down the isle, extra points for running into something یا someone

3. Go up to a random person and say "you have pretty eyes, may I have your eyes?!" and hear to see what they say

4. Laugh randomly

5. If someones talking on a cellphone Go closer to them and start maki random noises to disturb them, extra points if they hang up

6. If your near a فاؤنٹین, چشمہ run to it and start splashing in it

7. If your mom starts nagging to آپ in public about the...

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10 most stupid سوالات people usually ask in obvious situations….Its really funny…enjoy

posted by 7things

1. At the movies: When آپ meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are آپ doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t آپ try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When آپ ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala”...

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A Funny Text Message !!!

posted by Shelly_McShelly

my friend sent me this text message a while پہلے and i thought it was hilarious!!!

i need to ask آپ somethingand i want آپ to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how آپ feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want آپ to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...

Pepsi یا Coke?

Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.

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The 20 Dumbest سوالات asked on Yahoo جوابات

posted by joe-kerr

I found this hilarious مضمون on pcworld.com
Don't know who the مصنف is, but he's funny.

1. Backward Thinking
"I sold my only car to help pay for gas money, but now gas has come down in price. How do I get my car back?"
I tried to contact this guy, but it turns out that he also sold his computer to help pay for his Internet connection.

2. It's ایوارڈز Lock--Capisce?
"HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPSLOCK? I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF."
Note to self: Register howtoturnoffcapslock.com; make millions.

3. Credit Crunch
"I wanted to see if my computer would read my...

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Pedo برداشت, ریچھ

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Funniest New Year's Resolutions

posted by Sheetal1256

Here are some funny New Year's resolutions for 2012...
I will think of a ورڈ پاس other than "password" یا "hello".

I will not tell the same story at every get together.

I won't worry so much.

I will cut my hair.

I will grow my hair.

I will stop considering other people's feelings when they so obviously don't consider mine - if that unwashed fellow sits اگلے to me again, I'll tell him he stinks!

I will be مزید imaginative.

I will not bore my boss سے طرف کی with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some مزید excuses.

I will do less laundry and use مزید deodorant.

I will avoid taking a bath whenever...