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All with [x] apply to me. All of these are ridiculous and I don't agree with any of them.


1) I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

2) I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

3) I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

4) I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

5) [x] I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (no)

6) I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

7) I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. (this one is VERY offensive, and hurts. My favourite singer DIED from AIDS, and he was bi, and an amazing, beautiful man)

8) I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

9) I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

10) [x] I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (no... not really, usually)

11) I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

12) I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

13) I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

14) I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.

15) I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

16) I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

17) I'm JAMAICAN so I must smoke weed.

18) I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

19) I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

20) [x] I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. (kinda, but not really)

21) I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

22) I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

23) I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

24) I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a آگ کے, آگ screaming like a savage.

25) I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

26) [x] I live in ALASKA so I MUST live in an igloo and have a pet penguin. (no... penguins live in Antarctica)

27) I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.'

28) I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

29) I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

30) I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

31) [x] I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (no)

32) I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

33) [x] I'm an ACTRESS so I MUST be a conceited whore. (no... slightly vain, but no)

34) I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.

35) I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

36) [x] I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. (no)

37) I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

38) I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

39) I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

40) I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

41) [x] I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. (um, never happened)

42) [x] I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter. (WTF?)

43) I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

44) I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin (but I am).

45) I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

46) I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

47) I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

48) [x] I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (nope)

49) I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

50) [x] I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.(I am not)

51) [x] I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. (no I'm not)

52) I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.

53) I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

54) I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

55) I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.

56) I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

57) [x] I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO. (no, they're just my friends. Who says I can't hang out with my friends?)

58) I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

59) I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

60) I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

61) [x] I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. (nuh-uh)

62) [x] I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy. (Kinda, but Hawai'i's history has a lot of strong warriors)

63) I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

64) I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly یا crazy.

65) I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon, kool-aid and fried chicken. (where does this come from?)

66) I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.

67) I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

68) [x] I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. (yeah... no)

69) I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

70) I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.

71) I have a lot of دوستوں my age and older, so I MUST love to drink and party.

72) I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

73) I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

74) [x] I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (not everyone)

75) I hang out with teenaged drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

76) [x] I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gay people. (no)

77) [x] I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (no, we all have different talents)

78) I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

79) I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

80) [x] I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an overcontrolling bitch.
(kinda)

81) My hair gets GREASY alot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I love Calvin and Hobbes)

82) I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

83) [x] I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. (no,

84) I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. so I MUST be a whore myself.

85) I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

86) I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

87) I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual. (well, I've put on a fake moustache several times, it was fun! But no)

88) I draw عملی حکمت so I MUST be a freak.

89) I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

90) I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

91) [x] I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. (a little)

92) I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

93) [x] I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (No!)

94) I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.

95) [x] I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (no)

96) [x] I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. (I know barely any Canadians with funny accents, and I don't have one myself)

97) I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

98) [x] I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. (not really my thing)

99) I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

100) I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

101) [x] I'm a TEENAGER, so my opinion MUST not matter. (my words deserve to be heard!)

102) I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

103) I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

104) I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!

105) I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney یا a posh accent, love چائے and cricket, be stuck up and have bad teeth.

106) I'm a GINGER so I must have NO SOUL. (I dyed my hair reddish, and all my دوستوں who are ginger are great people and have feelings!)

107) I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. (hardley)

108) [x] I don't like YAOI یا YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE. (no, and I barely know who they are)

109) [x] I’m not the most مقبول person in school, so I MUST be a loser. (no, me and my دوستوں are awesome!(

110) [x] I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a درخت hugging hippie. (not a hippie exactly)

111) I have a پرستار CHARACTER, so it MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

112) [x] I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex. (nope)

113) I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

114) I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

115) I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

116) I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian.

117) I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

118) I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

119) [x] I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (no)

120) I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG یا MISGUIDED.

121) I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

122) [x] I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (not at all)

123) I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

124) I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

125) I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

126) [x] I like GAMES, عملی حکمت and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. (not really)

127) I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

128) [x] I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (kinda pedantic, but not a bastard)

129) I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

130) I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

131) I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.

132) I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

133) I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

134) I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

135) I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

136) I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

137) I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

138) [x] I HATE RAP موسیقی so I MUST not fit in. (sorry rap fans. But I fit in)

139) I اقدام around A LOT so I MUST not fit in anywhere.

140) I call my دوستوں WIFEY so I MUST be Lesbian.

141) [x] I've NEVER been kissed so I MUST not be good enough. (no)

142) I'm a GUY so I MUST want sex ALL THE TIME.

143) [x] I support GAY RIGHTS so I must be gay myself. (quoth Daniel Radcliffe "You don't have to be gay, آپ just have to be human" Go Danny!)

144) I'm HOMELESS so I MUST be a dirty thief.

145) I have a major MENTAL DISORDER, so I MUST live in the asylum.

146) [x] I love CATS so I MUST grow up to be a crazy, lonely hoarder. (I don't plan to)

147) I chose being A MUSICIAN over college, so I MUST have my priorities mixed up.

148) I wear BAGGY PANTS so I MUST be part of a homicidal gang.

149) [x] I LOVE learning about Greek and Egyptian mythology so I MUST not care about my own religion. (uh... no)

150) [x] I have light skin so I MUST be 100% WHITE. (only 3/8th actually)

151) I'm a MAN so I MUST be scared of commitment.

152) I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a perv/slut and care only about myself. (I want to be in a band, but I care about others and I'm not a perv یا slut.)

153) [x] I'm ITALIAN so I MUST be in the Mafia. (no!)

154) I'm GAY, so all I must think about is SEX.

155) [x] I LOVE old rock bands, so I must be in love with a member who's 40 years older than me. (lkinda, but I know there's no chance. I love them though)

156) [x] I'm HAWAI'IAN so I MUST dance around a bonfire every night. (no, do آپ realize how much wood and fuel that would waste?)

157) I have an STD, so I MUST sleep with a lot of people.

158) I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

159) [x] I'm a girl who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (nope)

160) [x] I'm a GIRL, so I MUST hate mice and/or snakes. (I like snakes مزید than mice)

161) I'm a LIBRARIAN, so I MUST be a strict, ugly old woman who hates kids.

162) [x] I love hugs and kisses from all my دوستوں so I must be bi, a slut, یا both. (nooooo............)

All these stereotypes are stupid and irrational. Again, I don't agree everyone in each category has these characteristics.
If آپ want to, آپ can post what آپ think یا what may be rue for آپ below. Yeah......
 The Mew کھیر, پکوڑی goes "Na no da"
The Mew Pudding goes "Na no da"
20. کھیر, پکوڑی Fon "Tokyo mew mew" The cuties character in the عملی حکمت she's hyper, active and has the best love interest despite not being the main character and only eight years old.

19.Hiei from "Yu Yu Hakusho" Hiei has the darkest life. He was thrown off a cliff as a child, torn from his family, lost the only thing he had of them and then his sister was captured سے طرف کی the UGLIEST of all fat greedy bastards. No not the one from Disney's "Pocahontas".
 A sucky life gave him an attitude everyone loves
A sucky life gave him an attitude everyone loves

18.Snow White from "Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs" The most innocent of the Disney princess naive,...
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#10 Ask if they have change for a penny.
#9 Have one of your دوستوں hit آپ on the back and spit out a piece of white gum یا a tic-tak, this will make people think they broke your tooth.
#8 Go to the mall and ask people if they have change for the payphone. Don't stop until آپ have $20 یا more.
#7 If آپ have to write a story for English class, write: Once upon a time, The end, and turn it in.
#6 After a lesson, if the teacher ask if there are any questions, ask something completely randon like "Where do babies come from?"
#5 If the teacher leaves during the middle of a movie, get up and change the channel to Spongebob یا موسیقی videos.
#4 Go around singing the Free Credit Report.com songs.
#3 Go around hitting people on the head and say: "Could've had a v8."
#2 Get a bra and use it to shoot eggs at people.
#1 When the intercom comes on, drop to your knees and yell, "NO! It's those voices again!
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I don't think the late Wes Craven realized just how relevant this movie would end up. What with Columbine shooting, Colorado theatre shooting, and the constant scapegoating of violent media instead of accepting fault.. Hell it even inspired some assholes to dress up as GhostFace and attempt real life killing sprees..

All that, It truly makes the film hold up. That and all the classic Wes Craven goodness.

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