See if ya can read this---

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and آپ can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter سے طرف کی istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!

Then why the HELL do they keep shouting 'bout "correcting-the-spellings"?!?

No stretch marks, no worrying about your diet, آپ can get on every ride in carowinds, and other amusement parks


If آپ wanna gain a little weight all آپ have to do is stuff your face!! Burgers, fries, shakes...Everything!!!


No hating to try on clothes. No getting embarrassed when someone asks آپ what your size is یا how much آپ weigh. No hating to look at yourself in the mirror


I mean when آپ think of women آپ think of Petite. Right??



I don't wanna offend someone, curbs are great! And all women are beautiful! But for me as an indivisual, it'd be easier to just be skinny lol

When آپ turn around, who is that behind you?
Bury your claws in the darkness and shred the night
The raindrops turn to drops of blood and trickle down your cheek
If آپ have no place to return to
Stop on this finger, on this finger of mine
Where the evening cicadas cry in the forbidden forest
آپ cannot turn back anymore

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furimuita sono ushiro no sorewa dare
kurayami ni tsume wo tatete yoru wo hikisaita
amadare wa chi no shizuku to natte hoho wo tsutaiochiru
mou dekonimo kaeru basho ga nainara
kono yubi tomare watashi no yubi ni
sono yubi goto tsuretetteageru
higurashi ga naku akazu no mori de
atomodori wa mou dekinai

(CREATED سے طرف کی RAE RI, NOT ME)

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.


Chuck Norris can خارج the Recycling Bin.


Ghosts are actually caused سے طرف کی Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.


Chuck Norris can strangle آپ with a cordless phone.


Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.


Chuck Norris once had a دل attack; his دل lost.


Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light on; he turns the dark off.


The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.


Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.


When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters; not even a mirror is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.


Chuck Norris's tears can cure aids, too bad he never cries. (silvaze9)