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1. Have a nap. If آپ want to solve a problem, یا come up with new ideas, then instead of always thinking - relax and have a nap. We’re usually مزید creative when we’re feeling wide awake.

2. Get into the habit of making small talk. A casual remark can change the way آپ look at things - so talk and listen to everyone آپ meet.
3. Sign up for classes and seminars. Listening to the ideas and opinions of others increases the connections آپ make in your brain. Also, it is usually inspiring and highly motivating.

4. Make sure آپ spend time with creative people. Often these are people who think outside the box, and are highly individual, and independent thinkers. It will encourage آپ to follow their example of free thinking, and give آپ permission to follow wild ideas.

5. Make sure آپ have time to just “hang” and relax. Things that can seem pointless یا a waste of time to others – such as watching movies, reading کتابیں and magazines, taking time out to travel, یا spending time with دوستوں - are all ways of helping your brain to percolate. And it’s often when we least expect to have a great idea that something quite amazing just pops into our mind!

6. Get some exercise. Allow your mind to wander and to do its own thing while you’re jogging, swimming یا going for a run. This is often a time for generating new ideas.

7. Experiment with working in different places. Try taking your laptop to lots of different places as that stops your thinking from getting in a rut. Just a change of environment can make a difference and help to generate some fresh ideas.

8. Make brainstorming a normal part of life. Whatever آپ are doing, even if it’s “normal stuff”, allow your mind to wander and think outside the box. Continually flirting with possibilities will become a habit, and make آپ مزید creative.
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Over the many years of pikachu,if آپ look closely pikachu has been getting thinner and thinner.When it started he was this cute,fat little chunk of Pokemon,but now he's a skinny little freak.Which can only me one thing....Ash has forced him to become bulimic!
*Dramatizations*
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Ash:Jeez,Pikachu your so fat!

Pikachu:Pika?

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Ash:Loose some weight آپ fat bastard!

Pikachu:Pika?!
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Ash:No stop eating!Your just gonna get fatter!

*Ash shoves his finger down pikachu's throat to make him vomit his food up.Pikachu...
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posted by melcu
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with دوستوں in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If آپ have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours سے طرف کی hooking a camcorder کی, camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal سے طرف کی conspicuously licking...
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posted by ihavOTD
 I am Anti- Miley because of this:
I am Anti- Miley because of this:
OH MY GOSH! I was just watching stupid HM and near the end, Miley and Lily started talking about-guess who? ROBERT PATTINSON. That's sick. here is their convo:(at least what though I heard)

" It's just sad that آپ can't find a bf..." Lily says.
" Yeah... Hey, I guess Hannah can تاریخ Robert Pattinson!" Miley says
" Oh....Robert Pattinson is SO dreamy...."
Thats sickening Disney. I feel bad for Rob. He can't hide ANYWHERE...
Really, do آپ realize how crazy and gross a lot of شائقین are???? Here is a gross مضمون about some crazed fans:

Robert Pattinson Approached سے طرف کی “Gross”, “Bleeding”...
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Similar to "30 Things To Do During An Exam." تلاش for it in this club, it's way funnier. Apologies if this فہرست is a little outdated.

50 Ways to Mess With People in a Computer Lab

1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.
2. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 منٹ & then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.
3. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that آپ can't get the damn thing to work. After he/she's turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, & repeat...
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Example:

There's someone knockin' on my door

There in the shadows, looks like a hand

Come to the rescue now

Once there was a man who decided he knew everything

Life's been so good to me

I went to see what I could find

آپ never lived in the streets though آپ wish آپ had

I'm so sorry, please forgive me

Living in the sixth dimension

Over time I've come to feel

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If آپ need help یا another example for a better understanding, let me know.
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Langley, West Virginia.

Commander Kane: *Walks up to Ted* How are the new watches coming out?
Ted: I think you'll be pleased with the work me, and Mabel did. سے طرف کی the way, how's Johnny doing?
Commander Kane: We found a replacement who's willing to use his name to protect his identity.

Sundsvall Sweden. Johnny Lightning was driving south on the Sundsvallbron. A bridge that was part of the E4 highway. His car was a shiny silver Alfa Romeo.

Johnny: *Smiling as he looks at himself in the rear view mirror. He then sees a red Nissan close to him*

The red car overtook him, and a black man pointed a MP7 at...
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 Yes آپ are.
Yes you are.
Good دن everyone.

I just wanted to quickly write this مضمون after thinking about it last night because I couldn't help but to feel the need to say something to everyone who is struggling with life.


Life is tough? yeah it fucking is man!! but guess what if your thoughts are stuck negatively آپ going nowhere in progress you'll only sink مزید and مزید into depression.


Even if آپ feel آپ couldn't!!!! get a grip and try a hundred times never give up.

It's impossible to go آگے without one strong step from you.

Somehow you'll manage, learn how to trick your brain into positive thinking it will...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In the United Kingdom, a dark green Jaguar F-Type was chasing a Toyota Tundra.

British Agent: *Driving the F-Type* Goal Keeper, this is Chelsea. I'm in pursuit of the bandits.
MI6 Operator: Chelsea, this is Goal Keeper, we're tracking your progress so far. Don't let them escape with those plans.
British Agent: Roger sir. I won't let آپ down.
MI6 Clerk: *Walks towards the Operator* What plans did they steal from us?
MI6 Operator: Plans for a special motorcycle with a hang glider.
MI6 Clerk: *Looks at the Operator's computer screen* What's that to the right of Chelsea?
MI6 Operator: It looks like a...
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When I was a teenager, I tried to be a film reviewer. I would write user reviews on a website called Common Sense Media. The problem was that I didn't know what I was talking about, yet I kept writing reviews. On Common Sense Media, there was an option for users to rate films on a five-star basis. One سٹار, ستارہ is the lowest and five stars is the highest.

After seeing my old reviews for the first time in years, I cringed. However, I quickly got over that and got amused over my failed attempts at being a reviewer. I thought I'd share some of my most odd reviews. Keep in mind that I no longer mean...
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Be me. Age 9. My brother’s birthday comes up and for it, he gets a copy of Tony Hawk Underground. I watch him play it for a bit and am amazed سے طرف کی the character creator, insane tricks, and how much I hate Eric Sparrow. Sneak into his room while he’s at work. Try to play Tony Hawk Underground. Fail miserably. Finally manage to get the tricks down. Brother walks in from work. Mfw.jpeg. Immediately gets punched in the stomach and thrown out…. Tony hawk everyone.



Legendary skater and now a family man who is going through an existential crisis, he was the man who revolutionized skateboarding...
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!

It was a nice evening in Mobius with a beautiful sunset. Sonic was at the ساحل سمندر, بیچ with Amy, even though he hated water.

Amy: We found a lot of sand dollars.
Sonic: And shells. This collection we'll start will be way past cool.
Amy: آپ haven't کہا that in a long time.
Sonic: You're right, I haven't. Now let's act like we're in a romantic movie from the 70's, and run سے طرف کی the water.
Amy: But I can't run as fast as you.
Sonic: We'll only run ten miles an hour.

And so they did. As they were running, Amy decided to ask Sonic something.

Amy: It's...
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