When I was 6 years old...
My grandmother and I don't get along very well. One time, I was gonna pet my dog Lassie, I didn't know that she was guarding a bone, so she gave me a very loud bark. My grandmother heard the bark and she thought that I was hurting Lassie. So , She grabs a piece of a long metal and she started to hit me at the feet,hands,back,arms and legs. I was almost full of bruises then she کہا that if I told my parents about it, she would do it again.
Night time...
My mom saw my bruises in my legs and arms, she asked me what happened to me, I کہا I just accidentally scratched myself... Then she کہا that my bruises aren't from scratches. So she immediately knew that it was my grandma 'cause it's only the two of us in the house. She told my dad about it, then moments later... Something snapped in my dad, which turned him so mad. He rushed to my grandma's room, my mom tried to stop him but she can't. I heard my grandma and my dad shouting at each other and my dad forced her to اقدام out of the house, the اگلے day... She leaved.
Our house was peaceful for a couple of days... But suddenly, I got worried of her. I asked my dad if we could bring her back because something might have happened to her, so my dad agreed.
The اگلے day...
We found her at the house of her 6 sisters, my grandma is the forth. When we were about to go ہوم with my grandma, one of the sisters of my grandma called me... She کہا never to let my grandma come back again because she wants many of expensive stuffs.
I kinda laughed back there...'cause even her sisters hates her. XD
2 years later...
I was 8 years old and I asked my dad if I can play with my friend Katherine, he کہا yes. So I went to their house to play. 10 منٹ later... my grandma suddenly called me to go home. I immediately obeyed. As we arrived home, my dad saw me with her. Moments later... My دوستوں called me to play outside because they really miss me, I was not sure if I could go outside again, then my dad کہا "go ahead and play". So I did. Moments later again, my grandma shouted at me to go ہوم once again... My dad saw it again, then he turned mad again. To be continued...
My grandmother and I don't get along very well. One time, I was gonna pet my dog Lassie, I didn't know that she was guarding a bone, so she gave me a very loud bark. My grandmother heard the bark and she thought that I was hurting Lassie. So , She grabs a piece of a long metal and she started to hit me at the feet,hands,back,arms and legs. I was almost full of bruises then she کہا that if I told my parents about it, she would do it again.
Night time...
My mom saw my bruises in my legs and arms, she asked me what happened to me, I کہا I just accidentally scratched myself... Then she کہا that my bruises aren't from scratches. So she immediately knew that it was my grandma 'cause it's only the two of us in the house. She told my dad about it, then moments later... Something snapped in my dad, which turned him so mad. He rushed to my grandma's room, my mom tried to stop him but she can't. I heard my grandma and my dad shouting at each other and my dad forced her to اقدام out of the house, the اگلے day... She leaved.
Our house was peaceful for a couple of days... But suddenly, I got worried of her. I asked my dad if we could bring her back because something might have happened to her, so my dad agreed.
The اگلے day...
We found her at the house of her 6 sisters, my grandma is the forth. When we were about to go ہوم with my grandma, one of the sisters of my grandma called me... She کہا never to let my grandma come back again because she wants many of expensive stuffs.
I kinda laughed back there...'cause even her sisters hates her. XD
2 years later...
I was 8 years old and I asked my dad if I can play with my friend Katherine, he کہا yes. So I went to their house to play. 10 منٹ later... my grandma suddenly called me to go home. I immediately obeyed. As we arrived home, my dad saw me with her. Moments later... My دوستوں called me to play outside because they really miss me, I was not sure if I could go outside again, then my dad کہا "go ahead and play". So I did. Moments later again, my grandma shouted at me to go ہوم once again... My dad saw it again, then he turned mad again. To be continued...
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Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for. Later in the day, they all got together on break and discussed what they had done to the doctor. The first nurse said, "I put cotton in his stethoscope so he couldn't hear. The سیکنڈ nurse said, "Well, I did worse than that. I poked holes in all his condoms. The third nurse fainted.***************
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weirdness from inside my mind
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its nice to see the rIsing sun
its nice to stay up Late
i like the sound of a hOover
i dont like the word Vegan
nobody likes my fEet
i like red except when itS blood on My sheet
this world is so rAndom
but i Like it that way
Lemons are sour
your Brain is sO frazzled
nOBody کہا it Would be easy
I am noT a Hairy monster
Bann the bomb
I like that saying
i like Goats
Not as much as frogs
sInging is good
i think: Praying is worthless
Pandas are cute
Legs are funny
mEn think im weird
So do women.
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its nice to see the rIsing sun
its nice to stay up Late
i like the sound of a hOover
i dont like the word Vegan
nobody likes my fEet
i like red except when itS blood on My sheet
this world is so rAndom
but i Like it that way
Lemons are sour
your Brain is sO frazzled
nOBody کہا it Would be easy
I am noT a Hairy monster
Bann the bomb
I like that saying
i like Goats
Not as much as frogs
sInging is good
i think: Praying is worthless
Pandas are cute
Legs are funny
mEn think im weird
So do women.
One day, two american tourists were driving through Nova Scotia, argueing about the name of the town. Finally, assuming neither of them were right, they decided to stop and have something to eat for lunch. When they got into the restraunt, the waitress asked them if they were ready to order. Yeah, but first could آپ pronounce the name of where we are,veeerryyy slllooowwwlllyy? کہا the wife, smiling. Of course, the waitress said, noticing the two were american.
Tiiiiiimmmmmm Hooooorrrrrttttoooonnnnsss.
Hope that made آپ laugh.
Here are 2 random facts:
They don't sell Smarties یا Shreddies in America.
They dont have Walmart in America.
Tiiiiiimmmmmm Hooooorrrrrttttoooonnnnsss.
Hope that made آپ laugh.
Here are 2 random facts:
They don't sell Smarties یا Shreddies in America.
They dont have Walmart in America.
I made this فہرست before, but I guess I deleted it. Not sure why.. But it gives me an excuse to do again.. I hope I can do it better too..
10: NORMAN BATES:
Only reason he's last is because I never watched the movies, I don't know the francise. But come on, it's Psycho, of coarse it goes on the list. To the meme'd to hell violin, to the famish twist he was a crossdresser with تقسیم, الگ کریں personality. This movie is a icon, it's been studied and talked about to death..
9: VALEK:
While he's no Pazuzu (but who is), Valek is in my opinion the best...
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10: NORMAN BATES:
"We all go a little mad sometimes."
Only reason he's last is because I never watched the movies, I don't know the francise. But come on, it's Psycho, of coarse it goes on the list. To the meme'd to hell violin, to the famish twist he was a crossdresser with تقسیم, الگ کریں personality. This movie is a icon, it's been studied and talked about to death..
9: VALEK:
While he's no Pazuzu (but who is), Valek is in my opinion the best...
