Play with your food; to add effect, act like it's a special performance for the people at the اگلے table.
Turn around every thirty-seven سیکنڈ to the people at the اگلے میز, جدول and ask them if your نشست is too close, if you're talking too loud, etc.
Whenever آپ see someone getting up and leaving, bolt to their میز, جدول and take the tip before the wait-person returns.
Eat REALLY loud; make disgusting noises; slurp EVERY time آپ take a sip of your drink.
Constantly re-adjust the positions of absolutely EVERYTHING at your table; seats, silverware, dishes, the میز, جدول itself; and make sure to make a big production out of it.
Order something on the menu, preferably something very specific, then when it comes, claim it's wrong and آپ ordered something simple. Make a big production about the ineptitude of the help.
If shells are on the menu, order them and take them home. Come in the اگلے دن and say, "Those shells آپ sold me jammed up my shotgun! I want my money back!"
As soon as someone at a nearby میز, جدول gets up, jump into their نشست immediately, and claim you've been there the whole night. This is especially great when the others at that میز, جدول are in on it.
Whenever anyone leaves their نشست at another table, put some particularly messy peice of food on their seat.
Two Words: Food Fight.
Poke the person اگلے to آپ repeatedly with your fork. If they try to retaliate, curl into a ball and start crying for your mother.
This only works if the person has their back to you. Select a single strand of hair from the person's head and pull gently. When they reach up to touch their hair یا try to turn around, look at the ceiling یا pretend to read the menu. Repeat constantly.
Tap your fingernails on the میز, جدول top, ignoring any evil stares that come your way. (This works anywhere, not just restaurants.)
Hug yourself and rock backwards and forwards in your نشست whilst muttering incoherantly. This will not only completely embarrass those at your table, it is also extremely annoying.
Help yourself to other people's meals. If they complain, pretend to stick your fingers down your throat and ask them if they'd like their food back.
Turn around every thirty-seven سیکنڈ to the people at the اگلے میز, جدول and ask them if your نشست is too close, if you're talking too loud, etc.
Whenever آپ see someone getting up and leaving, bolt to their میز, جدول and take the tip before the wait-person returns.
Eat REALLY loud; make disgusting noises; slurp EVERY time آپ take a sip of your drink.
Constantly re-adjust the positions of absolutely EVERYTHING at your table; seats, silverware, dishes, the میز, جدول itself; and make sure to make a big production out of it.
Order something on the menu, preferably something very specific, then when it comes, claim it's wrong and آپ ordered something simple. Make a big production about the ineptitude of the help.
If shells are on the menu, order them and take them home. Come in the اگلے دن and say, "Those shells آپ sold me jammed up my shotgun! I want my money back!"
As soon as someone at a nearby میز, جدول gets up, jump into their نشست immediately, and claim you've been there the whole night. This is especially great when the others at that میز, جدول are in on it.
Whenever anyone leaves their نشست at another table, put some particularly messy peice of food on their seat.
Two Words: Food Fight.
Poke the person اگلے to آپ repeatedly with your fork. If they try to retaliate, curl into a ball and start crying for your mother.
This only works if the person has their back to you. Select a single strand of hair from the person's head and pull gently. When they reach up to touch their hair یا try to turn around, look at the ceiling یا pretend to read the menu. Repeat constantly.
Tap your fingernails on the میز, جدول top, ignoring any evil stares that come your way. (This works anywhere, not just restaurants.)
Hug yourself and rock backwards and forwards in your نشست whilst muttering incoherantly. This will not only completely embarrass those at your table, it is also extremely annoying.
Help yourself to other people's meals. If they complain, pretend to stick your fingers down your throat and ask them if they'd like their food back.