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posted by purplefreak855
“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“This life is what آپ make it. No matter what, you're going to mess up sometimes, it's a universal truth. But the good part is آپ get to decide how you're going to mess it up. Girls will be your دوستوں - they'll act like it anyway. But just remember, some come, some go. The ones that stay with آپ through everything - they're your true best friends. Don't let go of them. Also remember, sisters make the best دوستوں in the world. As for lovers, well, they'll come and go too. And baby, I hate to say it, most of them - actually pretty much all of them are going to break your heart, but آپ can't give up because if آپ give up, you'll never find your soulmate. You'll never find that half who makes آپ whole and that goes for everything. Just because آپ fail once, doesn't mean you're gonna fail at everything. Keep trying, hold on, and always, always, always believe in yourself, because if آپ don't, then who will, sweetie? So keep your head high, keep your chin up, and most importantly, keep smiling, because life's a beautiful thing and there's so much to smile about.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone.” ― Marilyn Monroe

“We should all start to live before we get too old. Fear is stupid. So are regrets.”-Marilyn Monroe

“All little girls should be told they are pretty, even if they aren't.” ― Marilyn Monroe

“Success makes so many people hate you. I wish it wasn't that way. It would be wonderful to enjoy success without seeing envy in the eyes of those around you.” ― Marilyn Monroe

“Dogs never bite me. Just humans.” ― Marilyn Monroe

“I want to grow old without facelifts. I want to have the courage to be loyal to the face I have made.”― Marilyn Monroe

“It's often just enough to be with someone. I don't need to touch them. Not even talk. A feeling passes between آپ both. You're not alone.” ― Marilyn Monroe

“Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.”― Marilyn Monroe
posted by Cantwait4book5
Dear Noah,
We could have sworn آپ کہا the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely, Unicorns

Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection.
Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, Logic

Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.
Sincerely, The Titanic

Dear J.K. Rowling,
Your کتابیں are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?
Sincerely, Anonymous


Dear America,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely, Canada

Dear Boyfriend,
I can make...
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posted by karpach_13
The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. آپ have to catch it yourself. ~Benjamin Franklin


Even if happiness forgets آپ a little bit, never completely forget about it. ~Jacques Prévert


If آپ want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy


Happiness is never stopping to think if آپ are. ~Palmer Sondreal


Most people would rather be certain they're miserable, than risk being happy. ~Robert Anthony


The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. ~Mark Twain


If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. ~Edith Wharton


Happiness...
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10. Blind People Dream

People who become blind after birth can see تصاویر in their dreams. People who are born blind do not see any images, but have dreams equally vivid involving their other senses of sound, smell, touch and emotion. It is hard for a seeing person to imagine, but the body’s need for sleep is so strong that it is able to handle virtually all physical situations to make it happen.

9. آپ Forget 90% of your Dreams

Within 5 منٹ of waking, half of your dream if forgotten. Within 10, 90% is gone. The famous poet, Samuel Taylor Coleridge, woke one morning having had a fantastic...
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1. paint everything in your sisters room black see what happens

2. get your sister یا brother a drink put pepper in it....

3. play all your موسیقی really load

4. blackmail them O.o

5. act like a cow.

6. lick them O.o

7. give them a روٹی سینڈوچ

8. set their alrm for two in the morning

9. bite them

10. flush the toilet when their in the shower

11. ding ding ditch their room

12. eat their food

13. be right in their face when they wake up

14 sit on them

15. put your cat یا dog on their face see if the animal farts in their face XD
How is it going, everyone. Welcome back to Watching Outside Your Xbox Window While آپ Rant at Night. I’m your host, TatsMojo, and today, we’ll be taking a look at the strangest video games that آپ have never heard of. Number 10: Katamari Damacy. This strange little gem was made on the weird side of the world, Japan. You’ve probably never heard of this (What the fuck am I doing?)
In all seriousness, when I hear about these weird games and the whole, “What were these developers doing? Snorting LSD and drinking PSP and doing funny weed?” is a mindset that just screams that آپ really...
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So I bet'cher thinking all high and mighty in your chair at this very moment something along these lines....

"Pink badass? HAH! آپ couldn't tell the difference between گلابی and a barn-sized lightning-rod! :D"

And you'd be right, normally.....

DAMN IT.

But here's the thing, have آپ ever REALLY taken the time to think about it? Like, why گلابی has the reputation it does as of right now?

Hell, even SAYING the word, it sounds pretty lame. Pink.

Like, PINK! It sounds like a Barbie porno spin-off, LAME!

But once آپ venture a bit deeper into the realm of Pink, you'll find some pretty damn cool stuff.

An...
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My friend and I were bored so we wrote this, a parody of the song "Don't Stop Believing" سے طرف کی Journey.

just a small town meme, living in a lonely world, took the trolling train going annnyyywhheeerrreee

just a city meme, born and raised in 4chan threads, took the trolling train going anyyyywheeeeree

A troller in a darkened room, the smell of بیئر and cheap snack fooodds. For a lol they can share the thread. It goes on and on and on and on.

trollers waiting, up and down the reaction pics, n00bs searching knowyourmeme in the night. screenlights memers, living just to find tfw. hiding somewhere in...
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