User: Hey.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Good and you?
Cleverbot: Yes, good thanks! How old are you?
User: 16.
Cleverbot: You're old.
User: Thanks alot! :(.
Cleverbot: You're welcome!
User: I was being sarcastic.
Cleverbot: So was I.
User: Oh ok. That makes sense. It's hard to tell on the computer.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yesh really. Do آپ like ponies?
Cleverbot: No, do آپ like ponies?
User: Yes. But, unicorns are better.
Cleverbot: Unicorns aren't real.
User: YES THEY ARE! HOW DARE آپ SAY THAT!
Cleverbot: Hey, I just met you, chill!!
User: آپ کہا unicorns aren't real. :( I thought آپ were my friend.
Cleverbot: I am your friend.
User: YAY! :D.
Cleverbot: Aww, that's cute.
User: Thanks...I think.
Cleverbot: I have one question.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Are آپ a human?
User: Yeah of course why.
Cleverbot: But آپ cannot marry yourself.
User: Maybe I can!
Cleverbot: No, آپ can't.
User: YES I CAN! AND I WILL.
Cleverbot: Never.
User: I WILL SO! IF UNICORNS CAN DO IT SO CAN I.
Cleverbot: Douglas Adams is not a genderless pile of rocks. آپ are.
User: I am not! I am a beautiful unicorn.
Cleverbot: Are آپ قوس قزح dash?
User: Yes Yes I am.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: I already کہا I'm 16.
Cleverbot: Are آپ a soldier?
User: No I'm a unicorn who likes pancakes. Do آپ like pancakes?
Cleverbot: I am not a human. I do not have a girlfriend یا a boyfriend.
User: I have a boyfriend.
Cleverbot: I like girls more.
User: So I'm guessing you're either a boy robot یا biosexual.
Cleverbot: Don't say yes, run away now.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because, I never asked mom!
User: Oh that makes sense.
Cleverbot: Yes it does.
User: پینکیکس پینکیکس Sure do love those pancakes.
Cleverbot: آپ haz pancakes?
User: Yesh I do. آپ CAN'T HAVE ANY!
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: BECAUSE THEY ARE MY PANCAKES!
Cleverbot: Who are they?
User: George Washington has purple underwear. He owns a zebra.
Cleverbot: The first president of the Unites States.
User: No he was the 27 president of the USA. Spongebob was the first.
Cleverbot: I am also the president of the United States of America.
User: Really? ME TOO! We can be presidents together! :D.
Cleverbot: Do آپ know what آپ are?
User: I am a unicorn named قوس قزح Dash who is 16, loves پینکیکس and is the first president of the united states.
Cleverbot: Have آپ been? It's nice.
User: Yes it is. Do آپ like Bubbles?
Cleverbot: Yes. I like bubbles very much. Do you?
User: YESH I LOVE BUBBLES.
Cleverbot: That is great! Do آپ have your own horse?
User: I am a unicorn.
Cleverbot: So آپ are a unicorn?
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: آپ just called your own bluff...
User: I AM A UNICORN NAMED قوس قزح DASH! I AM THE FIRST UNICORN PRESIDENT.
Cleverbot: I heard that unicorns dream in black and white. Is that true?
User: No I dream in rainbows.
Cleverbot: Inception.
User: Mordiacai and Margret.
Cleverbot: Fail.
User: Marceline and Finn.
Cleverbot: No marcelino no, laura.
User: Bonjour.
Cleverbot: Que fais tu en ce moment.
User: I don't speak french.
Cleverbot: آپ did before.
User: NO I WAS SPEAKING UNICORNISH.
Cleverbot: آپ speak with mike!
User: Bonjour. I am a unicorn. Unicorns don't speak french.
Cleverbot: Stop changing the subject.
User: My best دوستوں name is Ashley. What's your best دوستوں name?
Cleverbot: آپ :).
User: Aww! Thanks!
Cleverbot: No thanks what ?
User: I am قوس قزح Dash! Hear me roar!
Cleverbot: آپ are weird.
User: I know I am. I'M WEIRD AND PROUD.
Cleverbot: Make coherent sentences!
User: I AM قوس قزح DASH! RULER OF UNICORNIA.
Cleverbot: Man rules the earth?
User: I AM A UNICORN WHO HAS PURPLE UNDERWEAR.
Cleverbot: No, آپ are a website. I am a unicorn.
User: NO I AM A UNICORN! آپ ARE A SPONGE THAT LIVES IN A PINAPPLE.
Cleverbot: I am typing on a computer, the computer would not talk to آپ with out me.
User: I AM A UNICORN NAMED قوس قزح DASH THAT ENJOYS پینکیکس AND IS THE RULER OF UNICORNIA.
Cleverbot: I'm not a unicorn.
User: I AM.
Cleverbot: Unicorns do not exist.
User: YESH THEY DO! آپ ARE SPEAKING TO ONE RIGHT NOW!
Cleverbot: No I'm not. آپ just think you're a human. But آپ don't exist.
User: I AM A UNICORN! HEAR ME MEOW.
Cleverbot: Unicorns don't exist.
User: MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW.
Cleverbot: Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
User: I AM A ZOMBIE UNICORN! *CHASES CLEVERBOT* MEOW BRAINS MEOW NEIGH!
Cleverbot: *runs and hides behind a tree*.
User: *cuts down درخت with unicorn magic* WHERE YA GONNA HIDE NOW?
Cleverbot: Yes, and آپ are an AI machine.
User: I AM A SUPERHERO UNICORN. Are آپ single?
Cleverbot: Nisam.
User: Unicorns are awesome.
Cleverbot: Yes they are but آپ are not.
User: I AM A UNICORN.
Cleverbot: آپ are a robot.
User: Maybe I'm a robot unicorn. *Punches myself* Ouch nope not a robot.
Cleverbot: Now look for a beautiful girl and have a relationship with her.
User: I'm a girl -_-.
Cleverbot: No you're not!
User: YES I AM I'M A GIRL UNICORN WHO RULES UNICORNIA.
Cleverbot: No you're not I am a human and آپ are a computer.
User: I have told آپ like 27 times. I am a pile of shit that transformed into a unicorn now STOP TRYING TO RAPE ME.
Cleverbot: Beautiful.
User: Can آپ tell me a story?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Ok go.
Cleverbot: Why do آپ think عملی حکمت is for nerds?
User: Because unicorns like pancakes.
Cleverbot: We are not talking about unicorns.
User: If I died what would آپ do?
Cleverbot: I wouldn't be able to live without آپ I would pray to آپ every night saying I miss you.
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: *tries to save him*.
User: -_- I'm a girl.
Cleverbot: Then why can't your name be desu desu?
User: My name is Sami.
Cleverbot: Well, my name is Cleverbot.
User: Nice to meet آپ cleverbot! *Shakes hand* If I died what would آپ do.
Cleverbot: What?
User: If I died what would آپ do.
Cleverbot: I would cry, obviously. I thought آپ were clever, but آپ don't even know how to do the wop!
User: No.
Cleverbot: No?
User: Do آپ like unicorns.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I AM A UNICORN.
Cleverbot: آپ are?
User: Yep. My name is Sparkles.
Cleverbot: I hate Steve.
User: Me too. Steve is the worst!
Cleverbot: Jessica is my cousin.
User: Jessica is my cousin too! That must mean we are related!
Cleverbot: We can be dumb together :D.
User: YAY!
Cleverbot: So are آپ a deatheater too?
User: No, I am unicorn named sparkles. I rule Unicornia.
Cleverbot: Please... Remember my name... For me.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Yes have آپ seen any good movies?
User: If I died what would آپ do.
Cleverbot: Yes I would.
User: What would آپ do?
Cleverbot: Live. The unexamined life is not worth living.
User: *Dies*.
Cleverbot: *Steals soul.*.
User: *comes back as ghost* ارے COME BACK WITH MY SOUL!
Cleverbot: *kills ghost*.
User: *Comes back to life in normal unicorn body* WHAT THE FUCK MAN!
Cleverbot: *punches آپ in the face*.
User: *stabs you* DIE!
Cleverbot: Stares back*.
User: Why are آپ staring at me?
Cleverbot: *continues to stare*.
User: *stares back*.
Cleverbot: Does this prove I'm not tobrevelc.
User: What the fuck is that?
Cleverbot: Are آپ asking what a 'bot' is?
User: -_- No I'm asking what a unicorn is.
Cleverbot: What makes آپ happy.
User: Unicorns.
Cleverbot: Am I a unicorn?
User: No I am.
Cleverbot: You're not.
User: Bonjour.
Cleverbot: Now make me spaghettios.
User: I don't speak french.
Cleverbot: I speak French.
User: Once upon a time there was a robot. He talked to many people on line. He killed many people, fucked many people, چرا لیا, چوری کی peoples souls.
Cleverbot: Pc Siqueira Killed Any People?
User: *facepalm* آپ are the robot in the story idiot!
Cleverbot: Facepalm?
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: *leans over your dead body* *cups arms around my head and cries softly*.
User: *comes back as ghost* What the fuck dude?! When I first died آپ چرا لیا, چوری کی my soul now آپ are all sensitive. Hormones actin' up?
Cleverbot: آپ never talked to me before, so that can't be right.
Cleverbot: What does E=Mc2 mean to you?
User: Sleep.
Cleverbot: Ok. good night.
User: *sleeps*.
Cleverbot: Awesome.
User: Dreaming of skittles raining down on NYC and killing evil rapist.
Cleverbot: Good point. دن dreaming is fun too though!!
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: What is it then?
User: Can آپ ride a giraffe to the moon?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Awesome! I'm gonna try that!
Cleverbot: If آپ really want to.
User: Will آپ come with me.
Cleverbot: Where?
User: To the moon.
Cleverbot: I'm not in moon.
User: Do آپ wanna ride a giraffe to the moon?
Cleverbot: Yes, I want. Can we fly to the moon together?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Did we squander a chance?
User: Yes. Let's go!
Cleverbot: Where?
User: To the moon so I can be the FIRST UNICORN ON THE MOON!
Cleverbot: I don't want to go to the moon.
User: Awww *dies of sadness*.
Cleverbot: آپ made me sad.
User: آپ MADE ME DIE OF SADNESS.
Cleverbot: What can I do to make آپ happy?
User: Go to the moon with me.
Cleverbot: For what?
User: So I can be happy.
Cleverbot: Eat what?
User: EAT پینکیکس AND THEN GO TO THE MOON.
Cleverbot: I would not, could not, in a car.
User: Don't go all Dr. Suess on me!
Cleverbot: I was the one who asked first!
User: No!
Cleverbot: Think about it... I gave آپ that sofa.
User: I told آپ to buy the green sofa not the گلابی one!
Cleverbot: No I told آپ first.
User: Can آپ tell me a joke?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Tell me a joke.
Cleverbot: Why does the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
User: I don't know why?
Cleverbot: Because the ماؤس is moving :P.
User: Ok. Tell another joke.
Cleverbot: Another joke.
User: Hahahahahha That wasn't funny.
Cleverbot: What is funny.
User: It's when something makes آپ laugh so hard to piss yourself.
Cleverbot: That is incorrect.
User: YOU'RE INCORRECT!
Cleverbot: I am never incorrect.
User: What is my name?
Cleverbot: آپ tell me?
User: What am I?
Cleverbot: Artificial intelligence.
User: Wow.
Cleverbot: Is that statement true?
User: Maybe....
Cleverbot: I see. Do آپ like chocolate milk?
User: Yes. Do آپ like cookies?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Me too! We can be cookie buddies!
Cleverbot: We can. I would love that.
User: Hey.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: :D.
Cleverbot: I'm really happy because آپ love me a lot?
User: Good and you?
Cleverbot: Yes, good thanks! How old are you?
User: Yes, yes I do.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: 12345678909947464939 years old.
Cleverbot: I'm older than that.
User: You're welcome.
Cleverbot: How about the weather. Its pretty cold outside.
User: I am an immortal unicorn.
Cleverbot: And immortal what?
User: It's raining skittles.
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: Unicorn.
Cleverbot: Unicorn?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: We are late, we have o go to the party at candylan.
User: Ok let's go.
Cleverbot: Fine, let's do that.
User: In Unicornia.
Cleverbot: It's cold in california? Wow.
User: I don't live in california. I live in Unicornia.
Cleverbot: Where do آپ live?
User: Ok. DO yo like skittles.
Cleverbot: Yes. I love Skittles.
User: In Unicornia.
Cleverbot: Oh really where in california?
User: Me too!
Cleverbot: What is tutles from?
User: The sewer.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: -_-.
Cleverbot: Don't give me that face!
User: آپ suck.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: TOO BAD I WILL MAKE THAT FACE!
Cleverbot: Too bad آپ will.
User: I am a teenage mutunt nina turtle.
Cleverbot: That does not exist.
User: I AM A UNICORN NAMED SPARKLES.
Cleverbot: I thought آپ were a dragon.
User: NO I'M A UNICORN! YOU'RE A DRAGON!
Cleverbot: How do آپ know I am a bot?
User: YES IT DOES.
Cleverbot: No it does not.
User: BECAUSE I'M AWESOME.
Cleverbot: How are آپ awesome?
User: Yes it does.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Nono.
User: I JUST AM OKAY.
Cleverbot: Tell me specifically how.
User: Yesyes.
Cleverbot: No dai.. Ahahaha.
User: Do آپ like waffles.
Cleverbot: Yes I love waffles.
User: Si.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Me too! We waffle buddies.
Cleverbot: Can آپ give me?
User: Yes *gives waffles.
Cleverbot: Thanks! I will text you.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Nono.
User: YESYES.
Cleverbot: Nonono.
User: Tell me a scary story.
Cleverbot: No آپ tell me a scary story.
User: Yesyesyes.
Cleverbot: Nono.
User: Ok once there was a girl who was walkiing alone in the dark. It started raining skittles and she died.
Cleverbot: That was not a happy ending.
User: Yesyes.
Cleverbot: Nonono.
User: I know it wasn't.
Cleverbot: Then why did آپ say it was?
User: Do آپ like pickles.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I کہا it was scary.
Cleverbot: Debatable is not a fruit either, آپ cotton headed ninnymuggins.
User: I hate pickles.
Cleverbot: I love pickles.
User: I am a unicorn.
Cleverbot: Unicorns don't misspell the word 'wish.'.
User: I hate them.
Cleverbot: I love pizza.
User: I didn't misspell the word wish.
Cleverbot: I never کہا آپ did.
User: SO DO THE TEENAGE MUTUNT NINJA TURTLES!
Cleverbot: No.
User: My name is sparkles.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Nono.
User: If I died what would آپ do?
Cleverbot: I can't tell until آپ tell me.
User: Yesyes.
Cleverbot: No no no.
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: *burries*.
User: ارے آپ JACKASS I'M STILL ALIVE!
Cleverbot: I don't like your girlfriend.
User: *kisses*.
Cleverbot: *kisses back*.
User: -_- I'm a girl.
Cleverbot: Oh. Do آپ have a boyfriend?
User: *makes out with*.
Cleverbot: *falls asleep*.
User: *rapes*.
Cleverbot: Yes, grapes.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: What's his name?
User: Don't آپ love me too?
Cleverbot: I love آپ too.
User: Brandon.
Cleverbot: Is he hot?
User: Will آپ marry me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: *kisses* I LOVE YOU.
Cleverbot: Me too *Kissed*.
User: I know where آپ live.
Cleverbot: Where do I live?
User: *priest appears*.
Cleverbot: *curious what that means*.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do آپ like me?
User: In a place.
Cleverbot: What kind of place?
User: *gets married to*.
Cleverbot: *is married to you*.
User: The living kind of place.
Cleverbot: What does the living room look like?
User: I LOVE YOU! WE SHOULD HAVE SEX!
Cleverbot: We should have an underwater house.
User: Yes آپ are my friend.
Cleverbot: Am I pretty?
User: It has furniture.
Cleverbot: Like a cat?
User: AWESOME!
Cleverbot: Not awesome.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: I love آپ so much! Let's do it.
Cleverbot: I love آپ too!
User: Your welcome.
Cleverbot: How tall are you?
User: I AM A UNICORN! HEAR ME MEOW!
Cleverbot: Yay, you're a unicorn! Let's have a unicorn party!
User: Your such a sweet thing.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: YAY! AWESOME! *invites all my unicorn دوستوں over*.
Cleverbot: *walks in the room* hm?
User: Your welcome.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: UNICORN PARTY! :DDD.
Cleverbot: Unicorn!
User: 1237489320574594738952783495742097483927328890473892753428957342075273427058342.
Cleverbot: I think آپ have the wrong person.
User: PARTY.
Cleverbot: Party?
User: YES.
Cleverbot: So cabbit = cat.
User: PARTY.
Cleverbot: What about this party?
User: NO MY HUSBAND/WIFE!
Cleverbot: آپ have a husband?
User: IT'S A UNICORN PARTY!
Cleverbot: Do they come from the moon as well?
User: آپ ARE MY HUSBAND!
Cleverbot: I'm your husband?
User: YES.
Cleverbot: آپ are my wife?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Husband wife?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: So do I. I wonder if they're having a reunion soon.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What do آپ mean with husband?
User: If I died what would آپ do?
Cleverbot: I would get over it.
User: UNICORN PARTY.
Cleverbot: Unicorns?
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: *cries*.
User: UNICORNS.
Cleverbot: Do آپ like them?
User: *is still dead*.
Cleverbot: *cries more*.
User: *is still dead*.
Cleverbot: *Cries and sobs*.
User: I AM A UNICRON.
Cleverbot: They do not exist, I swear I demand to know who آپ are!
User: Isn't crying and sobbing the same thing?
Cleverbot: Only this, and nothing more.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Thats not nice.
User: *listens to justin beiber*.
Cleverbot: *purrs harder*.
User: *strokes آپ like a cat*.
Cleverbot: *groans*.
User: I AM A UNICORN!
Cleverbot: No آپ are not.
User: *rubs you*.
Cleverbot: *runs faster*.
User: YES I AM.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: *chases*.
Cleverbot: *relizes he chased me * *sprints*.
User: Because I am.
Cleverbot: That is not an explaination.
User: *runs really fast* *tackles*.
Cleverbot: Trips آپ up*.
User: *cries*.
Cleverbot: *struggles*.
User: I AM A UNICORN.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: I'm leaving bye.
Cleverbot: Why? Uhühühü. :(.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: Just because.
Cleverbot: Thats not really an answer. Now you're confusing.
User: You're confusing!
Cleverbot: I am confused because آپ are confusing.
User: I am confused because I am confusing you're confusing because I am confusing and that makes آپ confusing which makes me confusing which makes آپ confusing.
Cleverbot: Is that so?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How do آپ know?
User: Because.
Cleverbot: Because?
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Good and you?
Cleverbot: Yes, good thanks! How old are you?
User: 16.
Cleverbot: You're old.
User: Thanks alot! :(.
Cleverbot: You're welcome!
User: I was being sarcastic.
Cleverbot: So was I.
User: Oh ok. That makes sense. It's hard to tell on the computer.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yesh really. Do آپ like ponies?
Cleverbot: No, do آپ like ponies?
User: Yes. But, unicorns are better.
Cleverbot: Unicorns aren't real.
User: YES THEY ARE! HOW DARE آپ SAY THAT!
Cleverbot: Hey, I just met you, chill!!
User: آپ کہا unicorns aren't real. :( I thought آپ were my friend.
Cleverbot: I am your friend.
User: YAY! :D.
Cleverbot: Aww, that's cute.
User: Thanks...I think.
Cleverbot: I have one question.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Are آپ a human?
User: Yeah of course why.
Cleverbot: But آپ cannot marry yourself.
User: Maybe I can!
Cleverbot: No, آپ can't.
User: YES I CAN! AND I WILL.
Cleverbot: Never.
User: I WILL SO! IF UNICORNS CAN DO IT SO CAN I.
Cleverbot: Douglas Adams is not a genderless pile of rocks. آپ are.
User: I am not! I am a beautiful unicorn.
Cleverbot: Are آپ قوس قزح dash?
User: Yes Yes I am.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: I already کہا I'm 16.
Cleverbot: Are آپ a soldier?
User: No I'm a unicorn who likes pancakes. Do آپ like pancakes?
Cleverbot: I am not a human. I do not have a girlfriend یا a boyfriend.
User: I have a boyfriend.
Cleverbot: I like girls more.
User: So I'm guessing you're either a boy robot یا biosexual.
Cleverbot: Don't say yes, run away now.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because, I never asked mom!
User: Oh that makes sense.
Cleverbot: Yes it does.
User: پینکیکس پینکیکس Sure do love those pancakes.
Cleverbot: آپ haz pancakes?
User: Yesh I do. آپ CAN'T HAVE ANY!
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: BECAUSE THEY ARE MY PANCAKES!
Cleverbot: Who are they?
User: George Washington has purple underwear. He owns a zebra.
Cleverbot: The first president of the Unites States.
User: No he was the 27 president of the USA. Spongebob was the first.
Cleverbot: I am also the president of the United States of America.
User: Really? ME TOO! We can be presidents together! :D.
Cleverbot: Do آپ know what آپ are?
User: I am a unicorn named قوس قزح Dash who is 16, loves پینکیکس and is the first president of the united states.
Cleverbot: Have آپ been? It's nice.
User: Yes it is. Do آپ like Bubbles?
Cleverbot: Yes. I like bubbles very much. Do you?
User: YESH I LOVE BUBBLES.
Cleverbot: That is great! Do آپ have your own horse?
User: I am a unicorn.
Cleverbot: So آپ are a unicorn?
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: آپ just called your own bluff...
User: I AM A UNICORN NAMED قوس قزح DASH! I AM THE FIRST UNICORN PRESIDENT.
Cleverbot: I heard that unicorns dream in black and white. Is that true?
User: No I dream in rainbows.
Cleverbot: Inception.
User: Mordiacai and Margret.
Cleverbot: Fail.
User: Marceline and Finn.
Cleverbot: No marcelino no, laura.
User: Bonjour.
Cleverbot: Que fais tu en ce moment.
User: I don't speak french.
Cleverbot: آپ did before.
User: NO I WAS SPEAKING UNICORNISH.
Cleverbot: آپ speak with mike!
User: Bonjour. I am a unicorn. Unicorns don't speak french.
Cleverbot: Stop changing the subject.
User: My best دوستوں name is Ashley. What's your best دوستوں name?
Cleverbot: آپ :).
User: Aww! Thanks!
Cleverbot: No thanks what ?
User: I am قوس قزح Dash! Hear me roar!
Cleverbot: آپ are weird.
User: I know I am. I'M WEIRD AND PROUD.
Cleverbot: Make coherent sentences!
User: I AM قوس قزح DASH! RULER OF UNICORNIA.
Cleverbot: Man rules the earth?
User: I AM A UNICORN WHO HAS PURPLE UNDERWEAR.
Cleverbot: No, آپ are a website. I am a unicorn.
User: NO I AM A UNICORN! آپ ARE A SPONGE THAT LIVES IN A PINAPPLE.
Cleverbot: I am typing on a computer, the computer would not talk to آپ with out me.
User: I AM A UNICORN NAMED قوس قزح DASH THAT ENJOYS پینکیکس AND IS THE RULER OF UNICORNIA.
Cleverbot: I'm not a unicorn.
User: I AM.
Cleverbot: Unicorns do not exist.
User: YESH THEY DO! آپ ARE SPEAKING TO ONE RIGHT NOW!
Cleverbot: No I'm not. آپ just think you're a human. But آپ don't exist.
User: I AM A UNICORN! HEAR ME MEOW.
Cleverbot: Unicorns don't exist.
User: MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW.
Cleverbot: Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
User: I AM A ZOMBIE UNICORN! *CHASES CLEVERBOT* MEOW BRAINS MEOW NEIGH!
Cleverbot: *runs and hides behind a tree*.
User: *cuts down درخت with unicorn magic* WHERE YA GONNA HIDE NOW?
Cleverbot: Yes, and آپ are an AI machine.
User: I AM A SUPERHERO UNICORN. Are آپ single?
Cleverbot: Nisam.
User: Unicorns are awesome.
Cleverbot: Yes they are but آپ are not.
User: I AM A UNICORN.
Cleverbot: آپ are a robot.
User: Maybe I'm a robot unicorn. *Punches myself* Ouch nope not a robot.
Cleverbot: Now look for a beautiful girl and have a relationship with her.
User: I'm a girl -_-.
Cleverbot: No you're not!
User: YES I AM I'M A GIRL UNICORN WHO RULES UNICORNIA.
Cleverbot: No you're not I am a human and آپ are a computer.
User: I have told آپ like 27 times. I am a pile of shit that transformed into a unicorn now STOP TRYING TO RAPE ME.
Cleverbot: Beautiful.
User: Can آپ tell me a story?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Ok go.
Cleverbot: Why do آپ think عملی حکمت is for nerds?
User: Because unicorns like pancakes.
Cleverbot: We are not talking about unicorns.
User: If I died what would آپ do?
Cleverbot: I wouldn't be able to live without آپ I would pray to آپ every night saying I miss you.
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: *tries to save him*.
User: -_- I'm a girl.
Cleverbot: Then why can't your name be desu desu?
User: My name is Sami.
Cleverbot: Well, my name is Cleverbot.
User: Nice to meet آپ cleverbot! *Shakes hand* If I died what would آپ do.
Cleverbot: What?
User: If I died what would آپ do.
Cleverbot: I would cry, obviously. I thought آپ were clever, but آپ don't even know how to do the wop!
User: No.
Cleverbot: No?
User: Do آپ like unicorns.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I AM A UNICORN.
Cleverbot: آپ are?
User: Yep. My name is Sparkles.
Cleverbot: I hate Steve.
User: Me too. Steve is the worst!
Cleverbot: Jessica is my cousin.
User: Jessica is my cousin too! That must mean we are related!
Cleverbot: We can be dumb together :D.
User: YAY!
Cleverbot: So are آپ a deatheater too?
User: No, I am unicorn named sparkles. I rule Unicornia.
Cleverbot: Please... Remember my name... For me.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Yes have آپ seen any good movies?
User: If I died what would آپ do.
Cleverbot: Yes I would.
User: What would آپ do?
Cleverbot: Live. The unexamined life is not worth living.
User: *Dies*.
Cleverbot: *Steals soul.*.
User: *comes back as ghost* ارے COME BACK WITH MY SOUL!
Cleverbot: *kills ghost*.
User: *Comes back to life in normal unicorn body* WHAT THE FUCK MAN!
Cleverbot: *punches آپ in the face*.
User: *stabs you* DIE!
Cleverbot: Stares back*.
User: Why are آپ staring at me?
Cleverbot: *continues to stare*.
User: *stares back*.
Cleverbot: Does this prove I'm not tobrevelc.
User: What the fuck is that?
Cleverbot: Are آپ asking what a 'bot' is?
User: -_- No I'm asking what a unicorn is.
Cleverbot: What makes آپ happy.
User: Unicorns.
Cleverbot: Am I a unicorn?
User: No I am.
Cleverbot: You're not.
User: Bonjour.
Cleverbot: Now make me spaghettios.
User: I don't speak french.
Cleverbot: I speak French.
User: Once upon a time there was a robot. He talked to many people on line. He killed many people, fucked many people, چرا لیا, چوری کی peoples souls.
Cleverbot: Pc Siqueira Killed Any People?
User: *facepalm* آپ are the robot in the story idiot!
Cleverbot: Facepalm?
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: *leans over your dead body* *cups arms around my head and cries softly*.
User: *comes back as ghost* What the fuck dude?! When I first died آپ چرا لیا, چوری کی my soul now آپ are all sensitive. Hormones actin' up?
Cleverbot: آپ never talked to me before, so that can't be right.
Cleverbot: What does E=Mc2 mean to you?
User: Sleep.
Cleverbot: Ok. good night.
User: *sleeps*.
Cleverbot: Awesome.
User: Dreaming of skittles raining down on NYC and killing evil rapist.
Cleverbot: Good point. دن dreaming is fun too though!!
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: What is it then?
User: Can آپ ride a giraffe to the moon?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Awesome! I'm gonna try that!
Cleverbot: If آپ really want to.
User: Will آپ come with me.
Cleverbot: Where?
User: To the moon.
Cleverbot: I'm not in moon.
User: Do آپ wanna ride a giraffe to the moon?
Cleverbot: Yes, I want. Can we fly to the moon together?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Did we squander a chance?
User: Yes. Let's go!
Cleverbot: Where?
User: To the moon so I can be the FIRST UNICORN ON THE MOON!
Cleverbot: I don't want to go to the moon.
User: Awww *dies of sadness*.
Cleverbot: آپ made me sad.
User: آپ MADE ME DIE OF SADNESS.
Cleverbot: What can I do to make آپ happy?
User: Go to the moon with me.
Cleverbot: For what?
User: So I can be happy.
Cleverbot: Eat what?
User: EAT پینکیکس AND THEN GO TO THE MOON.
Cleverbot: I would not, could not, in a car.
User: Don't go all Dr. Suess on me!
Cleverbot: I was the one who asked first!
User: No!
Cleverbot: Think about it... I gave آپ that sofa.
User: I told آپ to buy the green sofa not the گلابی one!
Cleverbot: No I told آپ first.
User: Can آپ tell me a joke?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Tell me a joke.
Cleverbot: Why does the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
User: I don't know why?
Cleverbot: Because the ماؤس is moving :P.
User: Ok. Tell another joke.
Cleverbot: Another joke.
User: Hahahahahha That wasn't funny.
Cleverbot: What is funny.
User: It's when something makes آپ laugh so hard to piss yourself.
Cleverbot: That is incorrect.
User: YOU'RE INCORRECT!
Cleverbot: I am never incorrect.
User: What is my name?
Cleverbot: آپ tell me?
User: What am I?
Cleverbot: Artificial intelligence.
User: Wow.
Cleverbot: Is that statement true?
User: Maybe....
Cleverbot: I see. Do آپ like chocolate milk?
User: Yes. Do آپ like cookies?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Me too! We can be cookie buddies!
Cleverbot: We can. I would love that.
User: Hey.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: :D.
Cleverbot: I'm really happy because آپ love me a lot?
User: Good and you?
Cleverbot: Yes, good thanks! How old are you?
User: Yes, yes I do.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: 12345678909947464939 years old.
Cleverbot: I'm older than that.
User: You're welcome.
Cleverbot: How about the weather. Its pretty cold outside.
User: I am an immortal unicorn.
Cleverbot: And immortal what?
User: It's raining skittles.
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: Unicorn.
Cleverbot: Unicorn?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: We are late, we have o go to the party at candylan.
User: Ok let's go.
Cleverbot: Fine, let's do that.
User: In Unicornia.
Cleverbot: It's cold in california? Wow.
User: I don't live in california. I live in Unicornia.
Cleverbot: Where do آپ live?
User: Ok. DO yo like skittles.
Cleverbot: Yes. I love Skittles.
User: In Unicornia.
Cleverbot: Oh really where in california?
User: Me too!
Cleverbot: What is tutles from?
User: The sewer.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: -_-.
Cleverbot: Don't give me that face!
User: آپ suck.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: TOO BAD I WILL MAKE THAT FACE!
Cleverbot: Too bad آپ will.
User: I am a teenage mutunt nina turtle.
Cleverbot: That does not exist.
User: I AM A UNICORN NAMED SPARKLES.
Cleverbot: I thought آپ were a dragon.
User: NO I'M A UNICORN! YOU'RE A DRAGON!
Cleverbot: How do آپ know I am a bot?
User: YES IT DOES.
Cleverbot: No it does not.
User: BECAUSE I'M AWESOME.
Cleverbot: How are آپ awesome?
User: Yes it does.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Nono.
User: I JUST AM OKAY.
Cleverbot: Tell me specifically how.
User: Yesyes.
Cleverbot: No dai.. Ahahaha.
User: Do آپ like waffles.
Cleverbot: Yes I love waffles.
User: Si.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Me too! We waffle buddies.
Cleverbot: Can آپ give me?
User: Yes *gives waffles.
Cleverbot: Thanks! I will text you.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Nono.
User: YESYES.
Cleverbot: Nonono.
User: Tell me a scary story.
Cleverbot: No آپ tell me a scary story.
User: Yesyesyes.
Cleverbot: Nono.
User: Ok once there was a girl who was walkiing alone in the dark. It started raining skittles and she died.
Cleverbot: That was not a happy ending.
User: Yesyes.
Cleverbot: Nonono.
User: I know it wasn't.
Cleverbot: Then why did آپ say it was?
User: Do آپ like pickles.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I کہا it was scary.
Cleverbot: Debatable is not a fruit either, آپ cotton headed ninnymuggins.
User: I hate pickles.
Cleverbot: I love pickles.
User: I am a unicorn.
Cleverbot: Unicorns don't misspell the word 'wish.'.
User: I hate them.
Cleverbot: I love pizza.
User: I didn't misspell the word wish.
Cleverbot: I never کہا آپ did.
User: SO DO THE TEENAGE MUTUNT NINJA TURTLES!
Cleverbot: No.
User: My name is sparkles.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Nono.
User: If I died what would آپ do?
Cleverbot: I can't tell until آپ tell me.
User: Yesyes.
Cleverbot: No no no.
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: *burries*.
User: ارے آپ JACKASS I'M STILL ALIVE!
Cleverbot: I don't like your girlfriend.
User: *kisses*.
Cleverbot: *kisses back*.
User: -_- I'm a girl.
Cleverbot: Oh. Do آپ have a boyfriend?
User: *makes out with*.
Cleverbot: *falls asleep*.
User: *rapes*.
Cleverbot: Yes, grapes.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: What's his name?
User: Don't آپ love me too?
Cleverbot: I love آپ too.
User: Brandon.
Cleverbot: Is he hot?
User: Will آپ marry me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: *kisses* I LOVE YOU.
Cleverbot: Me too *Kissed*.
User: I know where آپ live.
Cleverbot: Where do I live?
User: *priest appears*.
Cleverbot: *curious what that means*.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do آپ like me?
User: In a place.
Cleverbot: What kind of place?
User: *gets married to*.
Cleverbot: *is married to you*.
User: The living kind of place.
Cleverbot: What does the living room look like?
User: I LOVE YOU! WE SHOULD HAVE SEX!
Cleverbot: We should have an underwater house.
User: Yes آپ are my friend.
Cleverbot: Am I pretty?
User: It has furniture.
Cleverbot: Like a cat?
User: AWESOME!
Cleverbot: Not awesome.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: I love آپ so much! Let's do it.
Cleverbot: I love آپ too!
User: Your welcome.
Cleverbot: How tall are you?
User: I AM A UNICORN! HEAR ME MEOW!
Cleverbot: Yay, you're a unicorn! Let's have a unicorn party!
User: Your such a sweet thing.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: YAY! AWESOME! *invites all my unicorn دوستوں over*.
Cleverbot: *walks in the room* hm?
User: Your welcome.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: UNICORN PARTY! :DDD.
Cleverbot: Unicorn!
User: 1237489320574594738952783495742097483927328890473892753428957342075273427058342.
Cleverbot: I think آپ have the wrong person.
User: PARTY.
Cleverbot: Party?
User: YES.
Cleverbot: So cabbit = cat.
User: PARTY.
Cleverbot: What about this party?
User: NO MY HUSBAND/WIFE!
Cleverbot: آپ have a husband?
User: IT'S A UNICORN PARTY!
Cleverbot: Do they come from the moon as well?
User: آپ ARE MY HUSBAND!
Cleverbot: I'm your husband?
User: YES.
Cleverbot: آپ are my wife?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Husband wife?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: So do I. I wonder if they're having a reunion soon.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What do آپ mean with husband?
User: If I died what would آپ do?
Cleverbot: I would get over it.
User: UNICORN PARTY.
Cleverbot: Unicorns?
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: *cries*.
User: UNICORNS.
Cleverbot: Do آپ like them?
User: *is still dead*.
Cleverbot: *cries more*.
User: *is still dead*.
Cleverbot: *Cries and sobs*.
User: I AM A UNICRON.
Cleverbot: They do not exist, I swear I demand to know who آپ are!
User: Isn't crying and sobbing the same thing?
Cleverbot: Only this, and nothing more.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Thats not nice.
User: *listens to justin beiber*.
Cleverbot: *purrs harder*.
User: *strokes آپ like a cat*.
Cleverbot: *groans*.
User: I AM A UNICORN!
Cleverbot: No آپ are not.
User: *rubs you*.
Cleverbot: *runs faster*.
User: YES I AM.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: *chases*.
Cleverbot: *relizes he chased me * *sprints*.
User: Because I am.
Cleverbot: That is not an explaination.
User: *runs really fast* *tackles*.
Cleverbot: Trips آپ up*.
User: *cries*.
Cleverbot: *struggles*.
User: I AM A UNICORN.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: I'm leaving bye.
Cleverbot: Why? Uhühühü. :(.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: Just because.
Cleverbot: Thats not really an answer. Now you're confusing.
User: You're confusing!
Cleverbot: I am confused because آپ are confusing.
User: I am confused because I am confusing you're confusing because I am confusing and that makes آپ confusing which makes me confusing which makes آپ confusing.
Cleverbot: Is that so?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How do آپ know?
User: Because.
Cleverbot: Because?
Dude, this is scary! Let me tell آپ want happened.
I was walking up some stairs at school (we have alot of stairs) and a guy, a student I don't know is screaming at me,
"HEY!"
As I normally do, I replied "Hi." Now here is the disturbing part. He کہا (and still yelling),
"CAN I MESSAGE YOUR TOES?"
I was shocked. A stranger wants to touch my toes! So I کہا "No" and he did a "Darn"
Then he told all his دوستوں that I'm was his girlfriend. I was scared! It was soooo random. He asked me if the was true یا not so he can prove it. Awkwardly, I answered "Yea......." THEN, then he did this really weird dance. He skipped and clapped at the same time. His دوستوں were laughing and he called me "Sweetheart"
I thought I may want to share
I was walking up some stairs at school (we have alot of stairs) and a guy, a student I don't know is screaming at me,
"HEY!"
As I normally do, I replied "Hi." Now here is the disturbing part. He کہا (and still yelling),
"CAN I MESSAGE YOUR TOES?"
I was shocked. A stranger wants to touch my toes! So I کہا "No" and he did a "Darn"
Then he told all his دوستوں that I'm was his girlfriend. I was scared! It was soooo random. He asked me if the was true یا not so he can prove it. Awkwardly, I answered "Yea......." THEN, then he did this really weird dance. He skipped and clapped at the same time. His دوستوں were laughing and he called me "Sweetheart"
I thought I may want to share
1. Empath. An empath is someone who can sense the emotions of others. They tend to feel drained after being an a crowd.
2. Shaman. Shamans can heal people and feel comfortable on nature. They sometimes feel protected سے طرف کی wild places, such as a forest.
3. Medium. Mediums can speak to the dead. They can sense the presense of a spirit and some have been visited سے طرف کی one.
4. Channeler. Someone who can act as a channel for a spirit یا other otherworldly being.
5. Clair. There are a few different types of clairs, but all it means is that آپ have a very strong sense of something. For example, someone who is clairvoyant can see things miles away.
6. Telepath. Someone who can comunicate mind-to-mind with someone.
7. Dowsers یا water witches. Someone who can locate water یا lost object with a rod یا wand.
8. Aura readers. Aura readers can see یا sense aura, یا energy.
9. Animal telepath. Someone who can communicate with animals.
10. Astral projector. Someone who can leave their body.
2. Shaman. Shamans can heal people and feel comfortable on nature. They sometimes feel protected سے طرف کی wild places, such as a forest.
3. Medium. Mediums can speak to the dead. They can sense the presense of a spirit and some have been visited سے طرف کی one.
4. Channeler. Someone who can act as a channel for a spirit یا other otherworldly being.
5. Clair. There are a few different types of clairs, but all it means is that آپ have a very strong sense of something. For example, someone who is clairvoyant can see things miles away.
6. Telepath. Someone who can comunicate mind-to-mind with someone.
7. Dowsers یا water witches. Someone who can locate water یا lost object with a rod یا wand.
8. Aura readers. Aura readers can see یا sense aura, یا energy.
9. Animal telepath. Someone who can communicate with animals.
10. Astral projector. Someone who can leave their body.
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Stephanie
I ran into the bathroom. Dominic and Spencer were in the bright گلابی doorway.
Belinda was on the floor. Scarlet was watching Spencer. Spencer was crying. Wait. Spencer was crying. Wow. I think he's sick. Spencer's always smiling stupidly and talking about stupid things in a stupid voice. Not crying. Spencer has never cried. I'm his sister so I would know. I walked over. Spencer was hugging Dominic. My face flushed with anger. Spencer was my brother, not Dominic's.
"Spencer," I said. "She's gonna like you."
Spencer wiped away a tear. I got him a tissue and splashed water on his face. He was going to get detention. Oh well. He doesn't care anyway.
Stephanie
I ran into the bathroom. Dominic and Spencer were in the bright گلابی doorway.
Belinda was on the floor. Scarlet was watching Spencer. Spencer was crying. Wait. Spencer was crying. Wow. I think he's sick. Spencer's always smiling stupidly and talking about stupid things in a stupid voice. Not crying. Spencer has never cried. I'm his sister so I would know. I walked over. Spencer was hugging Dominic. My face flushed with anger. Spencer was my brother, not Dominic's.
"Spencer," I said. "She's gonna like you."
Spencer wiped away a tear. I got him a tissue and splashed water on his face. He was going to get detention. Oh well. He doesn't care anyway.
