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posted by ShadowFan100
I decided to make a فہرست a crap I hate (IDk if some of this will be offensive یا not, but I just need to get a few of these things off my chest)

-Abusers/Racism (kinda in one)

I hate animal/human abusers who feel like "tough" just for hurting others different یا smaller than they are.

-Sexism (of both sides)

The part I really hate about this is when they act like guys NEVER get abused. Abuse happens in both genders, yet it seems like the world only pays attention to the girl side and not BOTH. Not fair. Just cuz I'm not a girl don't mean I've never been abused یا hated on ect.

-Agism

I'm nice person, who tries to be nice to people of all ages but...when someone older assumes they are "Better" it makes me mad. Also when younger ones act like brats to some people and there parents don't do CRAP.

-Stereotypes

Those are the things this world uses to try and label people and that makes me sick. Like just being a girl don't mean ya have to be girly یا being a guy doesn't mean ya have to like football. I HATE football. یا basically other stereotypes in general.

-When people treat sex like its some sorta game یا something. Like hello? If آپ can't take care of your kids, then don't do THAT. Simple.

-People who assume they're "Better" than others

-Those who claim Digimon ripped off Pokémon. Like seriously? I doubt that.

-When people can't tell the difference from Japanese, Chinese and Korean. OK, maybe it's not their fault but...it's just that I know Japanese, and I can tell the when something is Japanese یا not.

-Leaving a light on in a room when NO ONE is there. I hate that SOO much.

-When I hear certain noise when I am trying to sleep. Especially when I hair people talking.

-People with loud-as-hell voices. Like for real...I can hear my aunt talking in the باورچی خانے, باورچی خانہ all the way from bedroom with my door closed -_-

-When people repeat what they say...when people repeat what they say (See? Annoying right?)

-Show-offs of any kind.

-When people blindly trust others simply based on what they WEAR. Hello? Over heard of "don't judger a book سے طرف کی its cover"?

-Uniforms

I get it, they may cause some bullying to "die down"...but سے طرف کی making everyone wear the same crap, u let the bullies WIN. People have rights to express who they are, and shouldn't stop just cuz of bullies. I personally believe that uniforms are anther way the world tries to control us.

-Revenge

I really hate how some people believe it's perfectly fine to go out and seek revenge on someone (even on bad people) "An eye for an eye"? Seriously? Grow up and stop acting like babies and learn to forgive. Do آپ not understand the consequences of pursuing revenge? DO YOU? "Paying someone back" and "giving them what they deserve" is just childish. Act your age people....forgive!

-The death penalty

Honestly, this here has to do with the whole "revenge" thing above. I get so sick of how hateful some people can get. Yeah, it's bad people do those things but seriously, that's not an excuse to harbor so much HATE inside آپ and wish death to them. it isn't your place to wish death to any human being, no matter WHAT they have done. Has it not accursed to آپ that those bad people weren't always like that? Have u ever stopped to think that maybe--just maybe--those bad people might be able to turn from their ways? Now I know some can't, but a lot of people can "see the Light" if آپ people would just GIVE THEM A CHANCE first. I know this one is really long, but this one bother me most: I just cant stand how humans are so quick to judge and use death to "solve their problems" with bad people.

-Abortion

I know some of آپ are OK with this but I am not. Now this is just stupid....you claim that some bacteria on mars is "life" but somehow, an innocent, unborn child ISN'T? Seriously, I get where some are coming from but hear me out: How is it fair to kill off an innocent unborn kid that didn't even ASK for this? They never ask to be born, they never once asked permission to شامل میں this life...so why punish them? I know what ur going say "it's a woman's choice" and all that bunch of bull, but heres a tip, 'kay? Has it ever crossed ur minds that just cuz its "your choice" don't make it the RIGHT one? See, I strongly believe in always doing whats right. And killing any innocent soul is no exception...EVER

-Making fun of people's beliefs

I can't stand that either, and it seems as though the one belief that's attacked the most is MINE: Christianity. Yeah, I'm a Christian, yet I've never made fun of other beliefs, nor do I want to. Can't we just grow up and get along?

-Killing/Wars

Now I know this will never end, as many مزید wars will most likely happen after Iraq but....I don't like the thought of killing another human (even those who are our enemies) I mean, I love the whole "fighting for freedom" thing--I really appreciate that, but...does it have to come at the cost of so many lives? Does it really? I don't wanna see any human being die--I don't like violence.

-Putting prices on animals

I understand that when u wanna adopt a pet, it cost money. But I really hate how human put a price on an animal like that. Why don't we just start putting prices on ourselves, huh? Animals are people too, not money-maker's.

-Westboro Baptist Church

Although I really shouldn't say "hate" cuz hating another human isn't what Jesus would want. I just can't stand how people like them give me a bad reputation as a Christian. I mean, I'm super freakin' nice and they're so...horrid. They spread hate in my Father's name and I HATE that.

-This generation

When I was younger, the موسیقی was 10x better and had actual meaning. Same goes for the TV shows and other crap. Ugh, the TV shows that are on today....I can't stand some of the crap my nephews watch. "Almost naked Animals"? My God I hate that show, and my nephew likes it simply cuz it's "Funny" when its not. Yeah, he's like 6 so he has no freakin' clue about real shows. Same goes for most kids--they have no clue about life back then. When I was a kid, I never got anything like an iPad, now my nephews are walking around with tablets and crap. Seriously? It just seems like this generation isn't letting kids be KIDS.

Now I think I've covered a lot. I shall end it now.
***Lol this was probably a lot funnier to the drunk people who wrote it at three in the morning but.... here آپ go xD

Or if you'd just rather check it out on youtube:
link

I wanna be a grizzly bear, so beary bad
Stealin' honey from bees just to make them mad
I wanna live in the forest with, Booboo and Yogi
So we can steal picnic baskets as three

Oh every time I close my eyes...
I see the back of my eyelids
And I bet آپ didn't know this
I swear, the world is unprepared for when I'm a Grizzly bear

Yeah I would climb trees like bears do
And probably attack you, not an every day
Hike in the forest
I'd probably...
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*If I had forgetten something else please let me know thanks :) :P*



So, long پہلے me and my brother Kyle here
We was hitch hiking down a long lone-some road
When all of a sudden, there shined the shining demon..
And he said!
"Play the best song in the world..or I'll eat your souls..."
So we each looked at each other and کہا "OK!"
So we played the song that just so happened to be! The best song in the world! It was the best song in the world! Look into my eyes and its easy to see when a one makes two and two and one makes destiny...
Once every thousand years یا so,
Is when the sun dont shine and the...
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This is my فہرست of فلمیں from best to worst. Please take notice that this مضمون is fully based on opinion and isn't meant to persuade readers to like یا dislike any of the فلمیں that are listed.

My Favorites: The Best
19. The Little Mermaid III: Ariel's Beginning-So cute and emotionally touching.

18. Alice in Wonderland (1951 Disney Version)-The movie is so imaginative and really brings back so many memories.

17. Kung Fu Panda-It's funny as hell!

16. Stitch The Movie-I just find the whole other experiments thing to be really cool.

15. Shrek Forever After-"Do The Roar!" haha.

14. The...
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(CREATED سے طرف کی RAE RI, NOT ME)

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.


Chuck Norris can خارج the Recycling Bin.


Ghosts are actually caused سے طرف کی Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.


Chuck Norris can strangle آپ with a cordless phone.


Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.


Chuck Norris once had a دل attack; his دل lost.


Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light on; he turns the dark off.


The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.


Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.


When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters; not even a mirror is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.


Chuck Norris's tears can cure aids, too bad he never cries. (silvaze9)
Christian quotes...

"No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered as patriots. This is one nation under God."
- George H.W. بش

"ATHEISTS, AGNOSTICS AND NON BELIEVERS ARE THE TRUE CRIMINALS OF THE WORLD COMMUNITY" - tencommandments.org

"How can there be peace when drunkards, drug dealers, communists, atheists, New Age worshipers of Satan, secular humanists ... and homosexuals are on top?"
- Pat Robertson

"... atheism is none other than raw depravity - the diabolical principle at work in people who dishonor their parents, murder, lie and commit...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
The story we have for آپ today is one of love, friendship, and how to co-exist.

Salati is a leopard that was adopted سے طرف کی the Brooker family in South Africa. The family helps to rehabilitate animals that are injured. Salati came to the Brooker family when it was just a cub, and instantly became دوستوں with Tommy, a golden retriever. Tommy was also a کتے at the time.

آپ would think that a friendship between this unlikely pair would be impossible. But no. The two animals connected from the first moment. Now the two animals are fully grown and they are still friends. They spend time together running, playing, sleeping, whatever!

They have left behind the stereotype of cat and dog and found friendship instead.
1)Devise a secret code with your دوستوں then hand in the homework in that code
Continually ask سوالات so that the professor can’t give homework
Answer the teacher’s سوالات in slow motion 2)Answer سوالات only with one word
3)Scream random words without anybody noticing it’s you
4)Continuously yawn until everyone is yawning
5)Ask your professor personal questions
6)Every time the professor finishes talking clap
7)Eat paper
8)Talk very fast
9)Call the professor “Mom” یا “Dad”
10)Count your hair
11)Talk with an accent
12)Answer سوالات in a different language
13)Fake spasms
14)Pretend...
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 Hayley
Hayley
WARNING:The following مضمون contains,inappropriate materiel and foreign swearing.


*One دن at lunch*

Kara:Sigh.

Bell:What's the matter Kara?

Kara:Well a سال ago,I found out my boyfriend was cheating on me with my so called best friend.Ungrateful bitch.

Johnathan:Well آپ don't have to worry about that here,I doubt anybody here wants Max.

Everybody:What?

Johnathan:Keep playing dumb Max,keep playing dumb.

Mellisa:I hate you.

Bell:Kara,how about I come over to your place and we do uhh...Girl stuff.

James:Yeah,let's do girl stuff.

Kara:Shut up James آپ creepy stalker.

James:W-What?

*Kara pushes James on...
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posted by deathchick9
Over the many years of pikachu,if آپ look closely pikachu has been getting thinner and thinner.When it started he was this cute,fat little chunk of Pokemon,but now he's a skinny little freak.Which can only me one thing....Ash has forced him to become bulimic!
*Dramatizations*
____________________________________
Ash:Jeez,Pikachu your so fat!

Pikachu:Pika?

________________________

Ash:Loose some weight آپ fat bastard!

Pikachu:Pika?!
_________________________________________

Ash:No stop eating!Your just gonna get fatter!

*Ash shoves his finger down pikachu's throat to make him vomit his food up.Pikachu...
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posted by gossipgirlxoxo
1. Shave one eyebrow.

2. Chain yourself to your roommate's bed. Get him/her to bring آپ food.

3. Spill a lot of بیئر on his/her bed. Swim.

4. Clip your fingernails and toenails and keep them in a baggie. Leave the baggie near your computer and snack from it while studying. If s/he walks by, grab the bag close and eye him/her suspiciously.

5. Stare at your roommate for five منٹ out of every hour. Don't say anything, just stare.

6. Hang up pictures of chickens all over the room. If your roommate eats eggs, yell at him/her and call him/her a cannibal.

7. Keep a میں hamster, ہمزٹر as a pet. Buy a blender,...
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posted by thespikedturtle
Ugh...

Everywhere around me at school, I see smoking, fighting, and cursing, I think it's ridiculous. Of course, I don't do any of that, I'm the one آپ may think of as a nerd. Unfortunately, سے طرف کی today's standards, "being a nerd" actualy means "doing what's right."

I have musical talents, I can't be humble on that. I'm also pretty smart, I hardly ever study, but I've gotten honor roll all my life. When a lot of people think of me, they think of the talents I have, not my personality. And to me, personality is everything, and I think that's the way it was supposed to be. But all that matters today...
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User: I didn't know آپ could play Twister all سے طرف کی yourself.


Cleverbot: I didn't know آپ could play the cello online either.


User: Cat got your tongue, because there's an extra one here.


Cleverbot: No the dog actually. But close.


User: I for one feel bad for the chicken.


Cleverbot: آپ spelled fear wrong...

User: Would a redhead wear a red blouse? That's a rhetorical question.

Cleverbot: Probably, but he یا she wouldn't want to admit it.

User: I don't know, I didn't write it down.

Cleverbot: I'm going to copy and paste it so that آپ can see that آپ di.

User: Too bad it wasn't a learn how to swim patch....
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posted by woowie
Kat: آپ spin my head right 'round, right 'round-
Zapnis: DONCHA WISH YO GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME-
Kat: I'D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE-
Zapnis: I KISSED A GIRL-
Doofenshmirtz: SHUT UP ALREADY! I'M TRYING TO WORK ON MY TOASTINATOR!
*Zim comes in*
Zim: SURRENDER NOW HUMANS!
Kat: Uhh, Zap and I aren't humans, and آپ know us-
Zim: Shut up, girl!
Gir: AH LIKE TACOS!
*Mermaidman comes in*
Kat: I WANT YO LOVE AND I WANT YO REVENGE-
Mermaidman: EEEVIL!
*Bloo from Foster's walks in*
Bloo: AH AM PIERRE'S COUSIN! I HAVE ZE EAR ON ZE SAHD OF MAH FECE!
Kat: AH AM PIERRE'S GIRLFRIEND!
All: ◎_◎
Kat: WHAT!?
Doof: Leave now everyone! Kat, آپ stay since آپ live here.
*everyone leaves*
Doof: I'm going back to bed.
Kat: Me too.
DO آپ wanna know reasons why Alice Cullen is better then any werewolf out there ( espeshally Leah Clearwater)???? Well read on to see 10 reasons why.............



Oh ya if your a Leah Clearwater پرستار then آپ might not wanna read this but if آپ do and it affends آپ then leave a تبصرہ and i can tell آپ in person why your sooo stupid and ya i worned آپ so..................

TEN REASONS WHY ALICE IS BETTER THEN LEAH!!!

1. Alice is acually nice unlike Leah who made Bella cry for no reason at all ( Breaking Dawn)

2. Leah doesn't care about other people she only cares about herself well Alice does...
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1) Pick up cat and جھولا, پنگورا it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.

2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. جھولا, پنگورا in left arm an repeat process.

3)Retreive cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. Take new pill from foil wrap, craddle in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand . Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger....
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posted by werewolflover
Yeah,this is the first مضمون I've written,so it probably won't be good.
O.K I have a 7 سال old niece and she might not seem evil,but trust me she is.If آپ met her you'd think she was a sweet,little angel
Her mom,my sis Heather,got married a few years ago.Well the man she married had 2 kids.Ever since she lived with them,she's been evil.
She tells my mom No
She tells us she hates us.She thinks she's the boss.She hits me and then says I hit her first(i'm old enough to know آپ don't hit when آپ don't get what آپ want)She calls me fat.she can't take a joke and then says im fat and don't "play"because I don't like being outside and hate sports.There's مزید but I don't really want to write anymore.Tell me what آپ think in تبصرے please:)
posted by ihavOTD
 I am Anti- Miley because of this:
I am Anti- Miley because of this:
OH MY GOSH! I was just watching stupid HM and near the end, Miley and Lily started talking about-guess who? ROBERT PATTINSON. That's sick. here is their convo:(at least what though I heard)

" It's just sad that آپ can't find a bf..." Lily says.
" Yeah... Hey, I guess Hannah can تاریخ Robert Pattinson!" Miley says
" Oh....Robert Pattinson is SO dreamy...."
Thats sickening Disney. I feel bad for Rob. He can't hide ANYWHERE...
Really, do آپ realize how crazy and gross a lot of شائقین are???? Here is a gross مضمون about some crazed fans:

Robert Pattinson Approached سے طرف کی “Gross”, “Bleeding”...
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Chapter 2—Canada . . . eh.
    Okay, so this is an میل ای to my friend who moved to Canada…eh. Her name is Brenna. Eh. I just thought id include it for your benefit. Eh.

“Lahdiedahdiedahdoodoodahdohetehtakwjeorna!
that is my new پسندیدہ song, just so آپ know. omg ;i wrote مزید in
my big book of nothingness, but im at school, so i don’t have it with
me:( its cool it deals with begging for money, گلہری, جائے وقوع clothing,
headband helmets, and furry insides! i bet u can’t wait! ha-ha! yay for
the awesome book of nothingness! i put the first part of it on the
internet and ppl thought...
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21 Ways to Say I Love You



1. Call her the اگلے day.



2. Always laugh at her jokes.



3. Tell her (truthfully) that آپ can't wait to see her again.



4. Offer her a backrub, without asking for one in return.



5. Call her just to say آپ were thinking about her.



6. Bring her a teddy برداشت, ریچھ and chicken سوپ when she's sick.



7. Write her a poem.



8. Slow dance with her (not only on a dance floor).



9. Bring her flowers for no reason.



10. Send her a (handwritten) letter just to say hello.



11. Always remember your anniversaries and bring her something sweet.



12. Kiss her in the middle...
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User: Hey.


Cleverbot: How are you?


User: Good and you?


Cleverbot: Yes, good thanks! How old are you?


User: 16.


Cleverbot: You're old.

User: Thanks alot! :(.

Cleverbot: You're welcome!

User: I was being sarcastic.

Cleverbot: So was I.

User: Oh ok. That makes sense. It's hard to tell on the computer.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yesh really. Do آپ like ponies?

Cleverbot: No, do آپ like ponies?

User: Yes. But, unicorns are better.

Cleverbot: Unicorns aren't real.

User: YES THEY ARE! HOW DARE آپ SAY THAT!

Cleverbot: Hey, I just met you, chill!!

User: آپ کہا unicorns aren't real. :( I thought آپ were my friend....
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