My sister sent me this, funniest thing ever.
Best Divorce Letter, EVERRRRRR!
I'm writing آپ this letter to tell آپ that I'm leaving آپ forever. I've been a good man to آپ for 7 years & I have nothing to دکھائیں for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.
Your boss called to tell me that آپ quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, آپ came ہوم & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your پسندیدہ meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. آپ ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. آپ don't tell me آپ love me anymore; آپ don't want anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either آپ are cheating on me یا آپ don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.
P.S. don't try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Nothing has made my دن مزید than receiving your letter.
It's true آپ & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn't work. I DID notice when آپ got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if آپ can't say something nice, I didn't comment. And when آپ cooked my پسندیدہ meal, آپ must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from آپ because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved آپ & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got ہوم آپ were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.
I hope آپ have the fulfilling life آپ always wanted. My lawyer کہا that the letter آپ wrote ensures آپ won't get a dime from me.
So take care.
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don't know if I ever told آپ this, but my sister Carla was born Carl.
I hope that's not a problem.