I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!

Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you?

Right now I'm sitting here looking at آپ trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

A pretty girl can kiss a guy* a bird can kiss a butterfly* the rising sun can kiss the grass* but آپ my friend!! yes you!! آپ CAN KISS MY ASS*******

If آپ didn't have feet آپ wouldn't wear shoes.....then why do آپ wear a bra??!

mirrors don't talk but lucky for آپ %n they don't laugh

Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I...

1) Follow complete strangers around for 10 minutes, then speak into your کالر and say, "Harrold, we have a situation. Subject 367 is unresponsive. Code 163!"

2) When آپ get onto the elevator, laugh hysterically for 5 seconds, then glare at the other passengers as if they are crazy.

3)Run up the "down" escalators, shrieking hysterically, and when آپ reach the top, fall silent and glare at other shoppers as if they are crazy.

4) Approach a stranger in any Wal-Mart and hand them a spatula کے, گوندھنے and say, with authority, "The future of the Earth depends on it." Abruptly turn around and walk away....

-The Republic of Rose Island (Respubliko de la Insulo de la Rozol in Esperanto, the official language of the once-micronation)
-Area: .04 km (4305 sq. ft.)
-Date of foundation: June 24, 1968
-Leader: President Giorgio Rosa
-Language: Esperanto
-Currency: Mill
-Location: Adriatic Sea, between Cesnatico and Rimini, Italy

The Republic of Rose Island (Esperanto: Respubliko de la Insulo de la Rozoj) was a short-lived micronation on a man-made platform in the Adriatic Sea, 11 km (7 mi) off the coast of the province of Forlì, Italy.

In 1967, Italian engineer Giorgio Rosa funded the construction of a 400...

First, lets start of with the 'Those who I dislke me' list...

Braggers - People who constantly talk non - stop about their perfect little lives.

Attention seekers - People who constantly talk about something that happened (to them) یا دکھائیں off in front of others. (E.G: Last night my cat had a دل attack - Pulling the spotlight onto them)

Those who look for self pity - People who look for pity in those around them. (E.G: My mum beat me last night - Expecting those who care to 'aww' and stick up for them.)

Teachers Pets - Those annoying little suck ups sitting way to close to the teachers desk...