1. We say things that aren't true to impress you
2. When we find out what آپ like a guy to be like, we'll act like it when we're around you, always
3. We research periods and moodswings to know مزید about it
4. We're just as shy as آپ are about relationships
5. We sometimes suck our stomachs in so we look skinnier
6. We always شاور before a date
7. We wear different clothes different days to see what آپ like best
8. We gel our hair way too much
9. Most of us try to lean یا look cool when you're around, and we pretend we can't see you
10. When you're gone, we binge out on chocolate bars and soda
11. We are usually very nervous when آپ meet our parents
12. We've already dreamed about marrying آپ at least seven times
13. If آپ change your hair and we don't like it, we won't tell آپ anything about it
14. We usually keep lots of secrets about our life from you
15. If آپ ask us "What's wrong" we will always respond with a "Nothin" یا a "I'm fine"
16. Most of us don't have abs
17. Sometimes we don't express ourselves when you're around
18. آپ aren't the only ones who have moodswings
19. If we have ex-girlfriends, we will try very ahrd to make sure آپ never meet them
20. Most of us would actually like آپ to call us سے طرف کی our nickname
21. Sometimes we pretend we like sports when we actually don't
22. We lie about gym memberships and excersize
23. We try and make the awkwardest situations just so we can talk to you
24. Most of the time we abandon our دوستوں for you
25. We're not as masculine as آپ think, we have a feminine side to
26. A lot of us are very weird around freinds and very cool around you
27. When we say "Talk to آپ later?", we're telling you, not asking you!
28. We like it if آپ ask us out rather than we ask آپ out
29. We're not dumb, a lot of us secretly like being in class, یا reading a book, we just don't دکھائیں it
30. A lot of the time, we wish آپ would sit سے طرف کی us at the Xbox یا PS3 and شامل میں in
31. We dream about آپ being kidnapped. We rescue آپ though, don't worry
32. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile when they’re attracted to them
33. A guy who likes آپ wants to be the only guy آپ talk to
34. We get easily jealous
35. Girls are guys' weaknesses
36. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what آپ are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out
37. If a guy tells آپ about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. آپ don't need to give advice
38. We'll brag about anything
39. If our Dad has a nice car, we'll make sure he picks me and آپ up after the date
40. Guys think way too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant
41. Try to be as straightforward as possible when talking to us
42. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much
43. Although آپ may not believe this, guys talk about girls مزید than girls talk about guys
44. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. We're just too stubborn to admit it
45. Not all guys are assholes. Just because one guy is a jackass doesn’t mean he represents all of us guys
46. Believe it یا not, we don't like girls who are too skinny, یا muscular
47. We like long hair
48. Guys will argue with آپ to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is آپ want to let him go and he will respect that after آپ let him know a couple times
49. We will all screw up, we need a سیکنڈ chance, possibly a third, یا fourth, یا fifth...
50. We like it when آپ stand up for us
51. If someone is nasty to آپ we will act like we're going to the beat the shit out of them, when really, we're scared of them
52. We don't care about your fingernails یا toenails, یا what آپ bought at the دکان last week, یا if آپ cut a centimetre off of your hair.
53. We actually like it when آپ sweat
54. If آپ smoke, we try all we can to avoid you. We don't find smoking attractive
55. We don't like it if آپ like Miley Cyrus
56. When making a list, we find it very hard to end it
57. We try to get to a good, equal number
58. For example, 58 is not a good, equal number
59. Neither is 59
60. But 60 is perfect
2. When we find out what آپ like a guy to be like, we'll act like it when we're around you, always
3. We research periods and moodswings to know مزید about it
4. We're just as shy as آپ are about relationships
5. We sometimes suck our stomachs in so we look skinnier
6. We always شاور before a date
7. We wear different clothes different days to see what آپ like best
8. We gel our hair way too much
9. Most of us try to lean یا look cool when you're around, and we pretend we can't see you
10. When you're gone, we binge out on chocolate bars and soda
11. We are usually very nervous when آپ meet our parents
12. We've already dreamed about marrying آپ at least seven times
13. If آپ change your hair and we don't like it, we won't tell آپ anything about it
14. We usually keep lots of secrets about our life from you
15. If آپ ask us "What's wrong" we will always respond with a "Nothin" یا a "I'm fine"
16. Most of us don't have abs
17. Sometimes we don't express ourselves when you're around
18. آپ aren't the only ones who have moodswings
19. If we have ex-girlfriends, we will try very ahrd to make sure آپ never meet them
20. Most of us would actually like آپ to call us سے طرف کی our nickname
21. Sometimes we pretend we like sports when we actually don't
22. We lie about gym memberships and excersize
23. We try and make the awkwardest situations just so we can talk to you
24. Most of the time we abandon our دوستوں for you
25. We're not as masculine as آپ think, we have a feminine side to
26. A lot of us are very weird around freinds and very cool around you
27. When we say "Talk to آپ later?", we're telling you, not asking you!
28. We like it if آپ ask us out rather than we ask آپ out
29. We're not dumb, a lot of us secretly like being in class, یا reading a book, we just don't دکھائیں it
30. A lot of the time, we wish آپ would sit سے طرف کی us at the Xbox یا PS3 and شامل میں in
31. We dream about آپ being kidnapped. We rescue آپ though, don't worry
32. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile when they’re attracted to them
33. A guy who likes آپ wants to be the only guy آپ talk to
34. We get easily jealous
35. Girls are guys' weaknesses
36. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what آپ are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out
37. If a guy tells آپ about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. آپ don't need to give advice
38. We'll brag about anything
39. If our Dad has a nice car, we'll make sure he picks me and آپ up after the date
40. Guys think way too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant
41. Try to be as straightforward as possible when talking to us
42. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much
43. Although آپ may not believe this, guys talk about girls مزید than girls talk about guys
44. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. We're just too stubborn to admit it
45. Not all guys are assholes. Just because one guy is a jackass doesn’t mean he represents all of us guys
46. Believe it یا not, we don't like girls who are too skinny, یا muscular
47. We like long hair
48. Guys will argue with آپ to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is آپ want to let him go and he will respect that after آپ let him know a couple times
49. We will all screw up, we need a سیکنڈ chance, possibly a third, یا fourth, یا fifth...
50. We like it when آپ stand up for us
51. If someone is nasty to آپ we will act like we're going to the beat the shit out of them, when really, we're scared of them
52. We don't care about your fingernails یا toenails, یا what آپ bought at the دکان last week, یا if آپ cut a centimetre off of your hair.
53. We actually like it when آپ sweat
54. If آپ smoke, we try all we can to avoid you. We don't find smoking attractive
55. We don't like it if آپ like Miley Cyrus
56. When making a list, we find it very hard to end it
57. We try to get to a good, equal number
58. For example, 58 is not a good, equal number
59. Neither is 59
60. But 60 is perfect
Larry Potsmoker be a seriez of seven fantasy novels written سے طرف کی tha British lyricist J. K. Rowling. Da کتابیں chronicle tha adventurez of a wizard, Larry Potsmoker, n' his wild lil' playaz Ronald Weasley n' Hermione Granger, all of whom is studentz at Hogwartz School of Witchcraft n' Wizardry. Da main story arc concerns Harryz quest ta overcome tha Dark wizard Lord Voldemort, whose aims is ta become immortal, conquer tha wizardin ghetto, subjugate non-magical gangstas, n' destroy all em whoz پچھواڑے, گدا stand up in his way, especially Larry Potsmoker.
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HI EVERYONE!
TODAYS MY 2 EPISODE!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
ITS ME INVADER CALLIOPE YOUR HOST!
NOW ITS TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE SPECAIL GUEST سٹار, ستارہ ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Invader Callipe:HI ZIM
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WELL BYE ZIIIIIIIIIIIM!
WELL GOODBYE EVERYONE THIS IS THE END OF EPISODE 2!
SEE YA LATER BYE BYE EVERYONE!
The End!
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PPPPPEEEEE
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CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL!
HI EVERYONE!
TODAYS MY 2 EPISODE!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
ITS ME INVADER CALLIOPE YOUR HOST!
NOW ITS TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE SPECAIL GUEST سٹار, ستارہ ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
clapdy clap clap
Invader Callipe:HI ZIM
Zim:I'M NORMAL *walks away*
WELL BYE ZIIIIIIIIIIIM!
WELL GOODBYE EVERYONE THIS IS THE END OF EPISODE 2!
SEE YA LATER BYE BYE EVERYONE!
The End!
