1.) A shrimp's دل is in its head.
2.) The "sixth sick sheikh's sixth sheep's sick" is کہا to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
3.) Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.
4.) Wearing headphones for just an گھنٹہ will increase the bacteria in your ear سے طرف کی 700 times.
5.) Johnny Depp lost his virginity at the age of 13 to a slightly older women.
6.) In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
7.) A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
8.) 23% of all فوٹو کاپیئر, فوٹکوپیر faults world-wide are caused سے طرف کی people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
9.) Most lipstick contains مچھلی scales
10.) Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
11.) If آپ sneeze too hard آپ can fracture a rib. If آپ try to suppress a sneeze آپ can rupture a blood vessel in your head یا neck and die. If آپ keep your eyes open سے طرف کی force they can pop out.
12.) In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand.
13.) It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
14.) A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
15.) مزید than 50% of the people in the world have never made یا received a telephone call.
16.) Horses can't vomit.
17.) Butterflies taste with their feet.
18.) When a clown fish's babies die and there's only a few left, it will change it's gender and mate with it.
19.) On average 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.
20.) On average people fear spiders مزید than they do death.
21.) In Singapore,, it's illegal to sell یا own chewing gum.
22.) Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
23.) Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
24.) Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 یا older.
25.) It's possible to lead a cow upstairs... but not downstairs.
26.) Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
27.) It is physically impossible for آپ to lick your elbow.
28.) Fried spiders taste like nuts.
29.) A سست can sleep for three years.
30.) No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."
31.) Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
32.) The electric chair was invented سے طرف کی a dentist.
33.) All polar bears are left handed.
34.) In ancient Egypt , priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
35.) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
36.) Make a fist with your left hand, squeeze your left thumb, then put your right index finger down your throat. آپ now have no gag reflex.
37.) "Go," is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
38.) There is a town in France named Condom.
39.) A مگرمچرچھ, گھڑیال cannot stick its tongue out.
40.) The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
41.) Americans on average eat 18 acres of پیزا every day.
42.) Almost everyone who reads this میل ای will try to lick their elbow.
2.) The "sixth sick sheikh's sixth sheep's sick" is کہا to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
3.) Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.
4.) Wearing headphones for just an گھنٹہ will increase the bacteria in your ear سے طرف کی 700 times.
5.) Johnny Depp lost his virginity at the age of 13 to a slightly older women.
6.) In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
7.) A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
8.) 23% of all فوٹو کاپیئر, فوٹکوپیر faults world-wide are caused سے طرف کی people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
9.) Most lipstick contains مچھلی scales
10.) Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
11.) If آپ sneeze too hard آپ can fracture a rib. If آپ try to suppress a sneeze آپ can rupture a blood vessel in your head یا neck and die. If آپ keep your eyes open سے طرف کی force they can pop out.
12.) In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand.
13.) It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
14.) A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
15.) مزید than 50% of the people in the world have never made یا received a telephone call.
16.) Horses can't vomit.
17.) Butterflies taste with their feet.
18.) When a clown fish's babies die and there's only a few left, it will change it's gender and mate with it.
19.) On average 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.
20.) On average people fear spiders مزید than they do death.
21.) In Singapore,, it's illegal to sell یا own chewing gum.
22.) Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
23.) Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
24.) Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 یا older.
25.) It's possible to lead a cow upstairs... but not downstairs.
26.) Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
27.) It is physically impossible for آپ to lick your elbow.
28.) Fried spiders taste like nuts.
29.) A سست can sleep for three years.
30.) No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."
31.) Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
32.) The electric chair was invented سے طرف کی a dentist.
33.) All polar bears are left handed.
34.) In ancient Egypt , priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
35.) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
36.) Make a fist with your left hand, squeeze your left thumb, then put your right index finger down your throat. آپ now have no gag reflex.
37.) "Go," is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
38.) There is a town in France named Condom.
39.) A مگرمچرچھ, گھڑیال cannot stick its tongue out.
40.) The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
41.) Americans on average eat 18 acres of پیزا every day.
42.) Almost everyone who reads this میل ای will try to lick their elbow.
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(Don't be offended سے طرف کی my constant swearing, you're on the internet for God's sake. I also call all my دوستوں "bitches")
See that link up there? I joined that club because I think there are too many trolls on the internet. And while some trolls are just here for lols, most are very annoying and, on many cases, cyber-bullies.
Me and my cousins used to have our own group called the Invader Brigade, and this club reminds of our old group. So lets get this club up and running again! WHO IS WITH ME!?
(Don't be offended سے طرف کی my constant swearing, you're on the internet for God's sake. I also call all my دوستوں "bitches")
See that link up there? I joined that club because I think there are too many trolls on the internet. And while some trolls are just here for lols, most are very annoying and, on many cases, cyber-bullies.
Me and my cousins used to have our own group called the Invader Brigade, and this club reminds of our old group. So lets get this club up and running again! WHO IS WITH ME!?
Yo Mama House Is So Small
Yo mama house is so small that when she pur her key in the lock it broke the back window.
Yo Mama House Is So Dirty
Yo mama house is so dirty آپ can't tell where the dirt stops and it begins.
Yo mama house is so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!
Yo Mama Head Is So Small
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
Yo Mama Head Is So Big
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.
Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.
Yo Mama Has
Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle.
Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses
Yo Mama Hair So Short
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.
Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.
Yo Mama Glasses So Thick
Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future
Yo mama house is so small that when she pur her key in the lock it broke the back window.
Yo Mama House Is So Dirty
Yo mama house is so dirty آپ can't tell where the dirt stops and it begins.
Yo mama house is so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!
Yo Mama Head Is So Small
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
Yo Mama Head Is So Big
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.
Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.
Yo Mama Has
Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle.
Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses
Yo Mama Hair So Short
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.
Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.
Yo Mama Glasses So Thick
Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future
usually i write about banana's and sheep's, but there is something eles that has been bothering me
i mean i went to school and someone said;
" jam!!! give me dat gum? یا i shank u. k??!!"
so i natrually thought, poor kid must be hungry and as soon as i get in i will ring social services saying that he had been starved. so anyway i gave him the gum and waited there for 5 MIN'S. and then he said;
"what u looking at lankey, do i know you?? no so scram fam"
i replied that his grammer is terrible and that i could give him a number for a private tutor. he took it the wrong way. after getting beat up (none of this happened سے طرف کی the way it is how some people act) he کہا something in a different language;
"if u dare touch my terve again i will flippy floppy to u and fump lump your mum"
i replied are آپ sure آپ don't want that private tutor?
thankyou for listening and become a پرستار of me and my article
Allex: Miss Carey, where are we going to perform our play?
Miss Carey On the stage in the school theatre.
Allex/Mady/Ed/Nicki: Wow!
Nicki: Are we going to wear costumes?
Miss Carey: Oh, yes! And we're going to have scenery and props, too.
Ed: Have we got scripts? We must learn our words.
Miss Carey: I've got one copy os the script. We need ten copies.
Allex: I can make copies, Miss Carey.
Mady: We can help you!
Ed: Here's the photocopier.
Mady: Put the script in here and press these buttons.
Allex: OK. We need ten copies. 1..0...
Nicki: It isn't working. Try again.
Allex: OK. 1...0... Is it broken?
Ed: Did آپ press the start button?
Mady: Press it now.
Nicki: Oh no! What's happening?
Ed: It's making too many copies.
Allex: 1...0...1...0... It's making one thousand and ten!
Miss Carey On the stage in the school theatre.
Allex/Mady/Ed/Nicki: Wow!
Nicki: Are we going to wear costumes?
Miss Carey: Oh, yes! And we're going to have scenery and props, too.
Ed: Have we got scripts? We must learn our words.
Miss Carey: I've got one copy os the script. We need ten copies.
Allex: I can make copies, Miss Carey.
Mady: We can help you!
Ed: Here's the photocopier.
Mady: Put the script in here and press these buttons.
Allex: OK. We need ten copies. 1..0...
Nicki: It isn't working. Try again.
Allex: OK. 1...0... Is it broken?
Ed: Did آپ press the start button?
Mady: Press it now.
Nicki: Oh no! What's happening?
Ed: It's making too many copies.
Allex: 1...0...1...0... It's making one thousand and ten!
Please give me your honest opinion.
Henry Hudson
Hudson was an English explorer and he was born around 1565. He disappeared in 1611. He was unknown about until 1607 when he went on 2 trips. One of the trips he made was to find a shortcut from Europe to Asia. He also went to Greenland to تلاش for another passage, and then he went to explore the new world.
He made the Arctics and North America popular, but then while he was exploring the new world, he suddenly disappeared! Nobody knows what happened to him, though.
After he disappeared, everyone was worried. They became sick, and some people thought he died. Nobody knew what happened. So that is what Henry Hudson is.
Cited Sources
1. That pamphlet Mr. Putt gave me
2. کتابیں I read
3. Research online
That's my essay! I bet I'll get lots of negative comments
And please point out the mistakes. I'll change it.
Song: link
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Pearl Harbor, Hawaii
December 7, 1941, سیکنڈ before the Japanese attack
Pierce Hawkins, a reverend at one of the churches was walking on the sidewalk سے طرف کی the harbor.
Pierce: *Sees airplanes in the sky* Hm, silver airplanes. They must be Japanese.
Japanese Pilots: *Dropping bombs on ships in the harbor*
Pierce: *Runs away from the harbor*
He was only 700 feet away from his house.
Japanese Pilot: *Flying towards Pierce, and shoots at...
From the gate entrance.
Let's start from the outside first.
Then from inside, I didn't stay long it was only a quick visit.
Close up capture.
A view from the upstairs room.
Beautiful view.
Another beautiful view.
First picture from inside is the bedroom.
Dining room.
Random picture (1)
Random picture (2)
Random picture (3)
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Lol as a kid we used to have one like this it was scary but I still prefer squat toilet.
