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The kingdom of God is inside you, and all around you, not in a mansion of wood and stone. تقسیم, الگ کریں a piece of wood and God is there. Lift a stone and آپ will find God.

‘Angel یا beast along with powerful forces. The Wild Ones appear,’ a young girl named Eve Black wrote in her notebook. She continued for awhile, finishing with ‘an army large enough to destroy the mass of the matriarch.
Her journal was full of a story she had been writing about The Wild Ones and The Legion of the Black. She hurried to school. She waved to a few دوستوں and went to her first class- history. She sat down and put in her earbuds.
You’ve been running for so long, still breathing
Hoping soon to find a song worth singing
Every chapter of this note, they’re reading
But you’re slowly losing hope on bleeding
The lyrics of Devil’s Choir blasted into her ears and she pulled out her notebook again. She began to write.
‘Victim to the dark seduction of the serpent matriarch, together The Wild Ones and this Legion of the Black march against the army of F.E.A.R. in an effort to free mankind from the bondage of F.E.A.R. and free the earth from immortal death.’
The teacher slammed her hand onto Eve’s paper and yanked out her earbuds.
“If this happens one مزید time you’re going to the principles,” The teacher warned Eve.
As she walked off Eve carefully put her earbuds back in. سیکنڈ later the teacher called her name.
“Eve Black!” She shouted, “Principles office, now.”
When Eve didn’t respond she stormed over to her desk.
“Go! Out of class!”
Eve stood and the teacher hustled her out, urging her to go. She walked her out the door and shooed her out. Eve walked down the hall, earbuds in, still listening to her favourite band; Black Veil Brides. She arrived at the office and the principle called her parents. Eve continued to write.
‘Victim to the dark seduction of the serpent matriarch, together The Wild Ones and this Legion of the Black march against the army of F.E.A.R. in an effort to free mankind from the bondage of F.E.A.R. and free the earth from immortal death.’
She closed her eyes thinking of what happened in Legion of the Black.
 Eve's drawing
Eve's drawing
posted by Bluekait
Two little boys were playing together. One little boy saw a nut on the ground. Before he could pick it the other boy took it.

The first boy demanded, “Give me the nut. It’s mine. I only saw it first”.

The other boy replied, “It’s mine. I only took it”.

This lead to a quarrel between these two little boys. Just then a tall boy came that way. Upon seeing the quarrel between the boys, he said, “Give me the nut and I’ll settle your quarrel”.

He تقسیم, الگ کریں the nut into two parts. He took out the fruit-seed. He gave one half-shell to one boy and the other half-shell to the other. He put the fruit seed into his mouth and said, “This is for settling your quarrel”.

MORAL : When two people quarrel some one else gains.
Note: I found this on DeviantArt. I might have edited it a little bit though, (I added the "No, I'm under 21" option for drinking...) And this is NOT supposed to make آپ feel bad in ANY WAY WHATSOEVER! It's just a fun little quiz. No matter how much آپ get on the quiz, this is JUST FOR FUN and it doesn't mean anything!

Natural Hair Color
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Dirty Blonde - $45
[ ] Golden Blonde - $120
[ ] Red - $50
[ ] Black - $20
[ ] Bald - $10
[ ] Other - $75



Eye Color
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Green - $75
[ ] Blue - $100
[ ] Hazel - $50
[ ] Other - $30



Height
[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[...
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1. Looking at a map is an inside joke.

2. آپ use the British curse of food and bad tea.

3. آپ wear a scarf and when your teachers tell آپ to take it off, آپ say KOLKOLKOL!

4. آپ imagine your پسندیدہ Hetalia characters singing your پسندیدہ songs.

5. Hetalia = your mind.

6. Buono ٹماٹر buono ٹماٹر buono buono ooh tomato.

7. آپ give people names that apply to their traits یا what they eat (ex. potato bastard ٹماٹر bastard hamburger jerk)

8. When someone mentions a country, آپ say "Yeah, I know! He/she is awesome!"

9. History class is fanfiction class.

10. آپ are reading this list.

(note: i'm sorry for the crappy list. This is my first مضمون on fanpop)
(A/N) WhAt'S uP mOtHeRfUcKeRs? :o) .... yeah sorry im obsessed with homestuck and have fallen madly in love with Gamzee! -fangirl squel!- ^-^ but any ways what do we have here? another part of the truelox fanfic? yes! still has GaYnEsS cUsSiNg AnD sEx.

~Adam's POV~

"Married?" I asked shocked when Ty told my he proposed to Jason.

"Jesus Christ man, آپ better know what you're doing" I said.

"Okay dude, I believe you, I just don't want you, یا Jason getting hurt" I said.

Ty and I کہا our goodbyes and hung up.

I was happy for them, but something didn't feel right.

I got a Skype call request, it was...
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posted by Bluekait
What a kiss means.....

+ Kiss on the stomach = I’m ready
+ Kiss on the Forehead = I hope we’re together forever
+ Kiss on the Ear = You're my everything
+ Kiss on the Cheek = We’re friends
+ Kiss on the Hand = I adore you
+ Kiss on the Neck = We belong together
+ Kiss on the Shoulder = I want you
+ Kiss on the Lips = I love you
+Laughing while Kissing = I am completely comfortable with you

What the gesture means…

+ Holding Hands = We definitely love each other
+ Slap on the Butt = That’s mine
+ Holding on tight = I don’t want to let go
+ Looking into each other’s Eyes = I just plain love you
+ Playing with Hair = Tell me آپ love me
+ Arms around the Waist = I love آپ too much to let go

–ADVICE!–

+ Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
+If آپ were thinking about someone while reading this, you’re definitely in Love
both deadlox and vampire get here now before i start typing random letters!

well seems like i have to!

asdfghjkl qwertyuiop zxcvbnm

as random as i can get!

my friend is going to die tomorrow from excitement.

not telling یو, ی why!

مزید random letters!

sjfhgdcvhjdchgfjvkgdhjkfhujdfhuieryfvbhvbnmfbuietfgjhcjhgfjhdfklsjcjvjfuruchjbhfhjcuvufhhchvjxksieuiubvhchxjzuisuhbhchshyeughvhxhsuru hhdhjdb
gv fhgbvhygngfdshjklvhfdkjghkjdhgjkfhbjkfvhjkbghfkjdghksflgujiofhuiofsghjklhfkjbghkfh
gfhgkflgjkfhgkjfhgirehuigfhrdkhjgkfhvncnioryoiyhgbnf
gfkhvfjdksahgirhgauiygtfkjgbvkcvhidoshgasdhjkvgfhjakdfghuirabnvkackjdhyguibjkfalruigahjkfahvjkl

deadlox

vampirer04

canal

kitkitty12

other random people!
posted by TeddyGlitter
Let the Madness Begin


    I joined Fanpop a few days پہلے and I am ready to spread some insanity! EVERYONE POST RANDOM PARAGRAPHS IN THE تبصرے AND I'LL PUT THEM TOGETHER IN AN مضمون AND POST IT ON RANDOM!
~TeddyGlitter

A little girl had a big problem, in a big big world called reality. She had so much tests, and little fun, she eventually died because of insanity. There once was a Bellatrix who had a pet Regina. Regina liked to poop in people's yards so Bellatrix had to keep her wand out all the time (interprate as آپ please) to ensure that Regina Mills would not poop...
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This is my gorgeous ,Beautiful, talented and inspirational hero Talia . Talia is a fighter .Talia was first diagnosed 6 years پہلے with with stage four neuroblastoma cancer, a tumor that develops from nerve tissue in infants and children, on Valentine's دن in 2007.It was then that she first developed an interest in make-up .Now she has attracted over14million viewers to her video blog. Her make-up tutorials are amazing.She is always so positive and never loose hope. last summer Talia learned that she has neuroblastoma and leukemia 'at the same time' and the doctors were giving her only four...
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posted by MutantGenius
I once had a fanpop friend. They found out I was thirteen and started ایوارڈز lock yelling at me and immediately unfriended me. Am I the only one that sees something wrong with this?
And tumblr is a million times worse. They actually think that thirteen سال olds drink and party and talk about sex. Oh sure, sometimes on the bus kids randomly yell out a certain part of the male anatomy, but that's because we're immature middle schoolers. And I'll have آپ know NONE of my دوستوں are overflowing with make up. And the only locker room video taken was somebody fully dressed and doing a cartwheel in an otherwise empty locker room.
And on Fridays some kids go play paintball. Not watch porn. Honestly. Maybe آپ just live in a shitty neighborhood.
This مضمون belongs to link on Tumblr.


A quick run-down should آپ ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.

1. Don’t have sex.
-Seriously
-Abstinence is key.
2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
-I don’t care how good he says his weed is
-he is cuckoo bananas
-and he wants آپ dead.
3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered.
-There are six words آپ should YouTube, should آپ get the chance
-“Kevin بیکن in Friday the 13th”
4. Find a good hiding place and… STAY. THERE.
-If the killer can’t see...
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1. They feel happy and like nothing can take them down.
2. They start feeling depressed for no reason.
3. They feel like crying for a while.
4. They cry heavily and not knowing why their crying makes it worse.
5. They feel mad and feels like everyone should feel her wrath.
6. They feel so alone and unloved سے طرف کی everyone, some are driven to cut themselves.
7. They feel like only God understands them.
8. Their time of the ماہ is over and they normal again.
This is what i went through, so i assume other girls do to.
posted by kitty190123
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with دوستوں in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If آپ have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours سے طرف کی hooking a camcorder کی, camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal سے طرف کی conspicuously...
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This test is only for girls, so if آپ are a guy, buzz off!
This is a fun test آپ can chain mail to with any peeps یا even family. Enjoy! (Won't work on fanpop یا any other site, only used for emails)

P.S please say in تبصرے what آپ think of it!


FRIEND I don't really know if this test is true یا not but the جوابات actually were the same as my personality Well, all i have to say to آپ people is, try the test it's actually kinda fun!! 
 
AND GIRLFRIEND TEST 
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~




This is no joke. It works (from experience). 

DO NOT just خارج this. DO...
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posted by australia-101
How To Beat Carnival Games

Rope Ladder:
The trick to climbing carnival rope ladders is to completely ignore the "rungs" and only use the outside ropes to climb on.

While applying equal pressure with your right foot and left arm, اقدام your left foot and right arm uat the same time. Then do the same thing with the opposite limbs -- shimmying yourself up the ladder.

Do not اقدام both hands یا both feet at the same time - آپ will lose your balance.

Ring Toss Game:
Snap your wrist as آپ throw the ring to achieve the most spin possible, this will stabilize the ring making it easier to land cleanly...
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Trolls are the main cause of people wanting to leave websites. This is really PATHETIC. I have no knowledge of why these people do these things, یا why people give into it... I wish trolls would get a life and live it instead of terrorizing other people and lowering their self esteem. If you're a troll and آپ think it's funny, think again. Trolling is only funny on Memes & Rage comics. Trolls are pointless.. They're just big bullies that don't give a flying squirrel's butt bout other people's feelings and lives. This might be redundant but I don't care. TROLLS, GET A LIFE AND STOP MESSING WITH OTHER'S LIVES, آپ SICK, SICK PEOPLE.

آپ have no place to tell ANYONE how to live, یا what they are, یا even if they annoy you. Stop making people feel like crap just because your life sucks, یا because آپ think it's fun. Get out in the REAL world and do something about it.

Thank you.




"Haters Gonna Hate, Mah-Homies Gonna Love."

^^ Austin Mahone joke. :P
Chinese Horiscopes (freakishly correct) Good Luck!

Don’t cheat یا it won’t work and you’ll be disappointed. Takes 3 minutes, try this - It will freak آپ out. Don’t read ahead, just do it. Worth a try.
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1st.) Get pen and paper.
2nd.) When choosing names make sure they are real people that آپ actually know.

3rd.) Go with your instincts. Very important for good results.

4th.) Scroll down one line at a time don’t read ahead otherwise you’ll ruin the fun.
1.) On a blank sheet...
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posted by SymmaGirl2
May the dreams of your past be the reality of your future.

Today isn't just another day. Today, I'll create something beautiful.

Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.

Until آپ spread your wings, you'll have no idea how far آپ can fly.

Heal the past, live the present, and dream the future.

Sometimes آپ have to stop thinking so much and go where your دل takes you.

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.

Life is like riding a bicycle; to keep balance, آپ must keep moving.

Do not let what آپ cannot do interfere with what آپ can do.

The best dreams happen when...
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 DONT be anything like dudelol17 یا BadBoy83 (Is that their names?!)
DONT be anything like dudelol17 or BadBoy83 (Is that their names?!)
Ways To Annoy People

1. TaLk L1k3 Th15 && D@nT 5t0p :)
2. Txt Talk
3. Keep disagreeing with them
4. رپورٹ everything and تبصرہ 'Ommmmm!'
5. Take Over Peoples Walls (Hehe darkwave)
6. On a club say آپ hate it.
Eg. Justin Biebers Wall:
Just Biebers Gay and I hate him!!!
7. Troll people
8. Say 'I dont care' یا 'You're so annoying' یا 'No' on a دیوار post. (Just be rude)

WARNING: I wouldn't do this to the following fanpoppers: Someone_Save_Me Me_Iz_Here Heartisalone Springely BlindBandit92 Mario-watsit :) They really wont take it good...
Allen Walker
Gaara
Neji Hyuga
Shikamaru Nara
Death the kid
Duke Devlin
Zelgadis Greywords
Valgaav
South Italy
North Italy
Germany
Japan
Spain
Near/Nate River
L
Tsubasa otori
Shun kazami
Kiba inuzuka
Claus von herson
Kaoru Hitachiin
Hikaru Hitachiin
Deidara
Itachi Uchiha
Izumo and Kotetsu
Toushiro Hitsugaya
Hatsuharu Sohma
Kyo Sohma
Shigure Sohma
Leader summa/pein
Hidan
Yugi
Soul Evans
Ikuto Tsukiyomi
Envy
Wrath
(there are مزید but i cant be stuffed naming them um تبصرہ if i have missed any male عملی حکمت dudes آپ like and i will add them i will do a girls one soon)
posted by MsMindlessAztec
1. We dont ALWAYS want sex...only sometimes
2. we dont like it when آپ tell us wat to do
3. never, ever look at other girls with us...otherwise your kicked out
4. خارج any pictures of ANY other girls on your phones/computers
5. آپ need to listen to us
6. if آپ going to ignore us at least do a good job at it.
7. dont always say "i love you" like 5 times a day, then we think somethings up
8. bringging us to a club and getting us drunk for sex is a bad idea
9. if آپ get in a fight, admit that your wrong...we like that
10. never say that your the "king of MY casle"
11. always tell us if your borrowing...
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