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posted by deathding
When life gives آپ lemons, make مالٹا, نارنگی رس, جوس and leave the world wondering how the heck آپ did it.

That's just the way the cookie crumbles... All over my clean new shirt.

If at first آپ don't succeed, destroy everything.

An سیب, ایپل a دن can keep any doctor away if آپ throw it hard enough.

Don't worry if Plan A fails, there's 25 مزید letters in the alphabet.

Do آپ believe in love at first sight, یا should I walk سے طرف کی again?

Weird? Nah, I prefer the term, "Avant-Garde"

Who says nothing's impossible? I've been doing it for years.

My mother texted me: “What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?” I answered: “I don’t know, love you, talk to آپ later.” Mother: “OK, I’ll ask your sister.”

I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.

Dear life, when I asked if my دن could get any worse, it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the دیوار gets in the way.

That annoying moment when آپ finally get comfortable in bed, but then BAM, آپ need to use the restroom.

آپ don't notice the air, at least until someone spoils it.

Aim for the moon! Even if آپ miss, you'll land among the stars! But either way, you'll run out of oxygen eventually.

Hmm.... I could kill this person and nobody would notice.... Wait a minute. WHAT THE HELL BRAIN!?

Don't follow my footsteps, I run into walls.

When a bird hits your window have آپ ever wondered if God's playing Angry Birds with you?

"Just five مزید minutes!" Always means the person will never get ready. :D

Whenever you're feeling sad, just remember that somewhere in the world there’s an idiot pulling a door that says “PUSH”.

Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.

Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.

That moment when آپ see a YouTube channel with the usual blue anonymous person on it, but with a spider, and آپ think it's real.

Graduation Speech: I’d like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste.

Have آپ ever had a fly یا small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?

Be nice to nerds, chances are you’ll end up working for one.

I didn't fall, the floor just needed a hug.

Me talking to anyone else: "Hey, what's up? :D" Me talking to a girl I like: "uH HelO hOWZ yU dNGoi toDAY? @__@"

It doesn't matter whether آپ win یا lose, what matters is if I win یا lose.

Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium, fires, screaming, my work here is done. :D

Don't steal, lie, cheat, یا sell drugs. The government hates competition!

Keep talking, maybe someday I'll finally listen.

I was wondering why the Black Knight's shovel was getting bigger, then it hit me!

Pac-Man: "I see dead people..."

(Hope آپ enjoyed! If we can get 5 fans, I'll add more! ^___^)
posted by RandomQueenOo
 Funny Cat
Funny Cat
1- Last night I lay in بستر looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

2- The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

3- Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

4- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

5- "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

6- The road to success is always under construction

7- When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

8- If آپ die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

9- Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

10- What آپ call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what آپ call him, he ain't gonna come.

Hope آپ like them :)
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• Do 100 sit ups (optional, just to get ready)


2• Wash hair with, all shampoos and conditioners آپ have.


3• Brush tenth, for 30 mins. (Yes, you’re probably like, WHAT?!?!, but we did it, and our tenth are so much better).


4• Wash face, with, pimple cleaners, blackhead removers, moisturizer, anything & everything آپ have.


5• Tanning lotion for legs, Can be used if have, and wanted. :)


6• Shave legs, if needed.


7• Apply mascara, (girls 15+ may wear foundation if wanting)


8• Using Vaseline on lips, apply Vaseline on toothbrush, and in circular motions.


9• Make hair how wanted,...
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posted by invadercalliope
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIII
IIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
PPPPPEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL!
HI EVERYONE!
TODAYS MY 2 EPISODE!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
ITS ME INVADER CALLIOPE YOUR HOST!
NOW ITS TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE SPECAIL GUEST سٹار, ستارہ ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
clapdy clap clap
Invader Callipe:HI ZIM
Zim:I'M NORMAL *walks away*
WELL BYE ZIIIIIIIIIIIM!
WELL GOODBYE EVERYONE THIS IS THE END OF EPISODE 2!
SEE YA LATER BYE BYE EVERYONE!
The End!
posted by invadercalliope
*music*
Nazonazo mitai ni
chikyuugi wo tokiakashitara
Minna de doko made mo ikeru ne
*music*
Wakuwaku shitai to negainagara sugoshiteta yo
Kanaetekureta no wa dare nano?
Jikan no hate made boooon!!
Wa-pu de ru-pu
na kono omoi wa
Nani mo kamo wo makikonda souzou de asobou
Aru hareta hi no koto
Mahou ijou no yukai
ga
Kagirinaku furisosogu fukanou janai wa
*music*
Ashita mata au toki warai nagara hamingu
Ureshisa wo atsumeyou
Kantan nanda yo
konna no
Oikakete ne tsukamaete mite
Ooki na yume
yume suki deshou?
*music*
Iroiro yosou ga
dekisou de dekinai
mirai
Some demo hitotsu
dake wakaru yo
*music*
Kirakira hikatte atsui
kumo...
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posted by invadercalliope
Hi i'm InvaderCalliope glad to meet you!
Today i'm going on an interview!
Reporter: Ok InvaderCalliope time for the interview
InvaderCalliope: uh-huh
Reporter: Ok first سوال what's your fave show?
InvaderCalliope: easy Invader Zim!
Reporter: Ok so what type of کتابیں do آپ read?
InvaderCalliope: manga!
Reporter:so what type of person are you?
InvaderCalliope: Oh an otaku and a hard worker!
Reporter: Ok what fashion d آپ go for on a normal day?
InvaderCalliope: I mostly try to go for the gothic style!
Reporter:What do آپ like to hum یا sing?
InvaderCalliope: THE DOOM SONG!
Reporter:So whats your fave foot ware?
InvaderCalliope: BOOTS!
The End!
this is for -RandomChick-. may she come up with مزید wise words.


a wise man once کہا (well woman) (aka -RandomChick-) کہا a very smart thing it was a very feeling saying that *sniff* I must talk about. the saying is "If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!" It was a great part of writeing that amde me cry. *sniff* I will tell all my دوستوں the words of wisdom -RandomChick- hase put on this sight. I do hope آپ do too. *sniff* *sniff*
now I go and like I کہا befor spred the words of wisdom " If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!"
goodbye my friedn and see آپ in a better place. that would be NYC!!!!! GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Girls!
-if آپ love عملی حکمت and Twilight,
then آپ are going to love this!

-They are making an عملی حکمت series of the saga!

مزید and مزید the rumor of an عملی حکمت Twilight دکھائیں is getting stronger.
The word is that is will come out after the last part of the saga comes out in the cinema!

So, we have some time,
because the last part of the movie does not come out until 2012. So, we probably won't have Twilight عملی حکمت until 2013!

Sent in سے طرف کی (Wambie),By -Shiningstar542-,girls V.

source: europapress
1.I don't want a boy to be cool!I just want him to threat me nice.
2.A boy has to be mature and take this relationship like it's something serious
3.I can't stand a boy who تبصرے and says bad things about my دوستوں (no matter if they are boys یا girls)
4.It's okay for a boy to watch cartoons,but I don't like when he watches porn.
5.I don't mind if a boy plays video games but he still has to دکھائیں his head in the real world
6.It's not a problem if a boy accidentally touches me...on the...well...boobs...But Accidentaly!If our relationship is really strong (say about 7 months) then I can allow him!...
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posted by KitkatKaysa
VIRGO
Your element: Earth
Your ruling planets: Mercury
Symbol: The Virgin
Your stone: Sapphire
Life Pursuit: To do the right thing
Vibration: Compassionate and caring
Virgo's Secret Desire: To love and be loved in return

Description:
Virgos are often put down badly سے طرف کی many astrologers and written up as being fussy and narrow-minded. But when a Virgo shines, there is practically no sign to match their inner light. An in-tune Virgo is a treat to meet. When a Virgo is confident within themselves they are the most successful, structured and creative of all the signs.

Many Virgos can be found working in...
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As I weave through dark allies, trying to make my way home, everything feels wrong. It's دن time and there is crickets chirping. The moon is shining along with bright stars while the brilliant sun sleeps. Annabella was not there. This time, it wasn't Annabella and I running away from one of our stunts. I was running for a different reason. I needed to get ہوم so I could cry. I needed to sit there in my crying corner and cry. I did not make it ہوم in time. I collapse onto the harsh cement and burst into tears, right there in an alley.
Hours pass. I lose track of time, but I know the sun...
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So me and a friend went into like a prom,party, dress store and tried on like a million dresses. and it tested if they were kind and had tolorence 4 teenagers so here are a few tests آپ could try

1: Ask really stupid سوالات like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off

2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses

3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms

4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so آپ can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them آپ know Brittney Spears

5: When they ask آپ for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"

6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as آپ can.

7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink

8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony. We know this is a comedy show, but today, we have some tragic news.
Master Sword: Cosmic قوس قزح is dead.
Audience: *Gasp*
Tom: He was playing video games when the Warner Bros assassin killed him.
Saten Twist: *Appears* Why couldn't it have been me?!
Tom: Yes, why couldn't it have been you?!
Saten Twist: Why did we have to lose a valuable member on our show?!
Tom: Why are we still stuck...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are دوستوں live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Remember what I کہا last episode during the intro? Laugh!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Well, you're certainly making them laugh.
Tom: I hope to keep it that way. Today's crossover parody, Assholes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: That's really what it's called. We're combining Kick پچھواڑے, گدا with Holes.
Audience: *Clapping*

Assholes...
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Source: edited سے طرف کی me
posted by craig3606
 The بھیڑیا Pack
The Wolf Pack
In Africa there has been a experiment on wolves being transitioned to living in the jungle. There has been some wolves that have been shot with a vaccine from when they were cubs and then released into the Wild as they became older. The vaccine was designed to make the Wolves body temperature withstand Africa’s. Stryder, Winter and Kron was left behind with five cubs after the Hyenas attacked their pack, Bitow, Dex, Gomah, Stray and including Stryder and Winter’s own cub Rosey. Stryder was the Alpha and Winter was the Omaga. If it wasn’t for the Elephants interrupting the fight none of...
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added by SilentForce
posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a My Little ٹٹو پرستار fiction. If آپ do not like colorful horses with the ability to speak, run for your life.



Song: link
 This پرستار fiction was created in association with...
This پرستار fiction was created in association with...

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Stop Motion has been around much longer than anyone can imagine. It was created in 1898, and since then, it has gotten مزید popular.

Milford, Neigh Jersey
March 3, 1966

Guy: *Walks downstairs to his basement after walking into his house, and goes to his Calliope. He turns it on*

Song (Start at 0:57): link

Guy: *Walks...
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added by SilentForce
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. آپ can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 11: Where Have آپ Been?

David: *Walks into the dining room from the kitchen*
Kevin: *Walks in with Liam*
David: ارے آپ two.
Kevin: Hi. *Sits down with Liam*
David: آپ guys were here yesterday, right?
Liam: Yes. Why?
David: I don't know why, but it feels like you...
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added by 8theGreat