When life gives آپ lemons, make مالٹا, نارنگی رس, جوس and leave the world wondering how the heck آپ did it.
That's just the way the cookie crumbles... All over my clean new shirt.
If at first آپ don't succeed, destroy everything.
An سیب, ایپل a دن can keep any doctor away if آپ throw it hard enough.
Don't worry if Plan A fails, there's 25 مزید letters in the alphabet.
Do آپ believe in love at first sight, یا should I walk سے طرف کی again?
Weird? Nah, I prefer the term, "Avant-Garde"
Who says nothing's impossible? I've been doing it for years.
My mother texted me: “What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?” I answered: “I don’t know, love you, talk to آپ later.” Mother: “OK, I’ll ask your sister.”
I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.
Dear life, when I asked if my دن could get any worse, it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the دیوار gets in the way.
That annoying moment when آپ finally get comfortable in bed, but then BAM, آپ need to use the restroom.
آپ don't notice the air, at least until someone spoils it.
Aim for the moon! Even if آپ miss, you'll land among the stars! But either way, you'll run out of oxygen eventually.
Hmm.... I could kill this person and nobody would notice.... Wait a minute. WHAT THE HELL BRAIN!?
Don't follow my footsteps, I run into walls.
When a bird hits your window have آپ ever wondered if God's playing Angry Birds with you?
"Just five مزید minutes!" Always means the person will never get ready. :D
Whenever you're feeling sad, just remember that somewhere in the world there’s an idiot pulling a door that says “PUSH”.
Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
That moment when آپ see a YouTube channel with the usual blue anonymous person on it, but with a spider, and آپ think it's real.
Graduation Speech: I’d like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste.
Have آپ ever had a fly یا small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?
Be nice to nerds, chances are you’ll end up working for one.
I didn't fall, the floor just needed a hug.
Me talking to anyone else: "Hey, what's up? :D" Me talking to a girl I like: "uH HelO hOWZ yU dNGoi toDAY? @__@"
It doesn't matter whether آپ win یا lose, what matters is if I win یا lose.
Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
Chaos, panic, pandemonium, fires, screaming, my work here is done. :D
Don't steal, lie, cheat, یا sell drugs. The government hates competition!
Keep talking, maybe someday I'll finally listen.
I was wondering why the Black Knight's shovel was getting bigger, then it hit me!
Pac-Man: "I see dead people..."
(Hope آپ enjoyed! If we can get 5 fans, I'll add more! ^___^)
That's just the way the cookie crumbles... All over my clean new shirt.
If at first آپ don't succeed, destroy everything.
An سیب, ایپل a دن can keep any doctor away if آپ throw it hard enough.
Don't worry if Plan A fails, there's 25 مزید letters in the alphabet.
Do آپ believe in love at first sight, یا should I walk سے طرف کی again?
Weird? Nah, I prefer the term, "Avant-Garde"
Who says nothing's impossible? I've been doing it for years.
My mother texted me: “What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?” I answered: “I don’t know, love you, talk to آپ later.” Mother: “OK, I’ll ask your sister.”
I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.
Dear life, when I asked if my دن could get any worse, it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the دیوار gets in the way.
That annoying moment when آپ finally get comfortable in bed, but then BAM, آپ need to use the restroom.
آپ don't notice the air, at least until someone spoils it.
Aim for the moon! Even if آپ miss, you'll land among the stars! But either way, you'll run out of oxygen eventually.
Hmm.... I could kill this person and nobody would notice.... Wait a minute. WHAT THE HELL BRAIN!?
Don't follow my footsteps, I run into walls.
When a bird hits your window have آپ ever wondered if God's playing Angry Birds with you?
"Just five مزید minutes!" Always means the person will never get ready. :D
Whenever you're feeling sad, just remember that somewhere in the world there’s an idiot pulling a door that says “PUSH”.
Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
That moment when آپ see a YouTube channel with the usual blue anonymous person on it, but with a spider, and آپ think it's real.
Graduation Speech: I’d like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste.
Have آپ ever had a fly یا small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?
Be nice to nerds, chances are you’ll end up working for one.
I didn't fall, the floor just needed a hug.
Me talking to anyone else: "Hey, what's up? :D" Me talking to a girl I like: "uH HelO hOWZ yU dNGoi toDAY? @__@"
It doesn't matter whether آپ win یا lose, what matters is if I win یا lose.
Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
Chaos, panic, pandemonium, fires, screaming, my work here is done. :D
Don't steal, lie, cheat, یا sell drugs. The government hates competition!
Keep talking, maybe someday I'll finally listen.
I was wondering why the Black Knight's shovel was getting bigger, then it hit me!
Pac-Man: "I see dead people..."
(Hope آپ enjoyed! If we can get 5 fans, I'll add more! ^___^)
2- The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
3- Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
4- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
5- "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."
6- The road to success is always under construction
7- When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
8- If آپ die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
9- Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
10- What آپ call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what آپ call him, he ain't gonna come.
Hope آپ like them :)
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Invader Callipe:HI ZIM
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HI EVERYONE!
TODAYS MY 2 EPISODE!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
ITS ME INVADER CALLIOPE YOUR HOST!
NOW ITS TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE SPECAIL GUEST سٹار, ستارہ ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Invader Callipe:HI ZIM
Zim:I'M NORMAL *walks away*
WELL BYE ZIIIIIIIIIIIM!
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Hi i'm InvaderCalliope glad to meet you!
Today i'm going on an interview!
Reporter: Ok InvaderCalliope time for the interview
InvaderCalliope: uh-huh
Reporter: Ok first سوال what's your fave show?
InvaderCalliope: easy Invader Zim!
Reporter: Ok so what type of کتابیں do آپ read?
InvaderCalliope: manga!
Reporter:so what type of person are you?
InvaderCalliope: Oh an otaku and a hard worker!
Reporter: Ok what fashion d آپ go for on a normal day?
InvaderCalliope: I mostly try to go for the gothic style!
Reporter:What do آپ like to hum یا sing?
InvaderCalliope: THE DOOM SONG!
Reporter:So whats your fave foot ware?
InvaderCalliope: BOOTS!
The End!
Today i'm going on an interview!
Reporter: Ok InvaderCalliope time for the interview
InvaderCalliope: uh-huh
Reporter: Ok first سوال what's your fave show?
InvaderCalliope: easy Invader Zim!
Reporter: Ok so what type of کتابیں do آپ read?
InvaderCalliope: manga!
Reporter:so what type of person are you?
InvaderCalliope: Oh an otaku and a hard worker!
Reporter: Ok what fashion d آپ go for on a normal day?
InvaderCalliope: I mostly try to go for the gothic style!
Reporter:What do آپ like to hum یا sing?
InvaderCalliope: THE DOOM SONG!
Reporter:So whats your fave foot ware?
InvaderCalliope: BOOTS!
The End!
this is for -RandomChick-. may she come up with مزید wise words.
a wise man once کہا (well woman) (aka -RandomChick-) کہا a very smart thing it was a very feeling saying that *sniff* I must talk about. the saying is "If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!" It was a great part of writeing that amde me cry. *sniff* I will tell all my دوستوں the words of wisdom -RandomChick- hase put on this sight. I do hope آپ do too. *sniff* *sniff*
now I go and like I کہا befor spred the words of wisdom " If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!"
goodbye my friedn and see آپ in a better place. that would be NYC!!!!! GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
a wise man once کہا (well woman) (aka -RandomChick-) کہا a very smart thing it was a very feeling saying that *sniff* I must talk about. the saying is "If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!" It was a great part of writeing that amde me cry. *sniff* I will tell all my دوستوں the words of wisdom -RandomChick- hase put on this sight. I do hope آپ do too. *sniff* *sniff*
now I go and like I کہا befor spred the words of wisdom " If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!"
goodbye my friedn and see آپ in a better place. that would be NYC!!!!! GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
-if آپ love عملی حکمت and Twilight,
then آپ are going to love this!
-They are making an عملی حکمت series of the saga!
مزید and مزید the rumor of an عملی حکمت Twilight دکھائیں is getting stronger.
The word is that is will come out after the last part of the saga comes out in the cinema!
So, we have some time,
because the last part of the movie does not come out until 2012. So, we probably won't have Twilight عملی حکمت until 2013!
Sent in سے طرف کی (Wambie),By -Shiningstar542-,girls V.
source: europapress
So me and a friend went into like a prom,party, dress store and tried on like a million dresses. and it tested if they were kind and had tolorence 4 teenagers so here are a few tests آپ could try
1: Ask really stupid سوالات like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off
2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses
3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms
4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so آپ can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them آپ know Brittney Spears
5: When they ask آپ for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"
6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as آپ can.
7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink
8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's
1: Ask really stupid سوالات like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off
2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses
3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms
4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so آپ can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them آپ know Brittney Spears
5: When they ask آپ for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"
6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as آپ can.
7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink
8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's