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posted by deathding
When life gives آپ lemons, make مالٹا, نارنگی رس, جوس and leave the world wondering how the heck آپ did it.

That's just the way the cookie crumbles... All over my clean new shirt.

If at first آپ don't succeed, destroy everything.

An سیب, ایپل a دن can keep any doctor away if آپ throw it hard enough.

Don't worry if Plan A fails, there's 25 مزید letters in the alphabet.

Do آپ believe in love at first sight, یا should I walk سے طرف کی again?

Weird? Nah, I prefer the term, "Avant-Garde"

Who says nothing's impossible? I've been doing it for years.

My mother texted me: “What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?” I answered: “I don’t know, love you, talk to آپ later.” Mother: “OK, I’ll ask your sister.”

I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.

Dear life, when I asked if my دن could get any worse, it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the دیوار gets in the way.

That annoying moment when آپ finally get comfortable in bed, but then BAM, آپ need to use the restroom.

آپ don't notice the air, at least until someone spoils it.

Aim for the moon! Even if آپ miss, you'll land among the stars! But either way, you'll run out of oxygen eventually.

Hmm.... I could kill this person and nobody would notice.... Wait a minute. WHAT THE HELL BRAIN!?

Don't follow my footsteps, I run into walls.

When a bird hits your window have آپ ever wondered if God's playing Angry Birds with you?

"Just five مزید minutes!" Always means the person will never get ready. :D

Whenever you're feeling sad, just remember that somewhere in the world there’s an idiot pulling a door that says “PUSH”.

Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.

Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.

That moment when آپ see a YouTube channel with the usual blue anonymous person on it, but with a spider, and آپ think it's real.

Graduation Speech: I’d like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste.

Have آپ ever had a fly یا small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?

Be nice to nerds, chances are you’ll end up working for one.

I didn't fall, the floor just needed a hug.

Me talking to anyone else: "Hey, what's up? :D" Me talking to a girl I like: "uH HelO hOWZ yU dNGoi toDAY? @__@"

It doesn't matter whether آپ win یا lose, what matters is if I win یا lose.

Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium, fires, screaming, my work here is done. :D

Don't steal, lie, cheat, یا sell drugs. The government hates competition!

Keep talking, maybe someday I'll finally listen.

I was wondering why the Black Knight's shovel was getting bigger, then it hit me!

Pac-Man: "I see dead people..."

(Hope آپ enjoyed! If we can get 5 fans, I'll add more! ^___^)
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All with [x] apply to me. All of these are ridiculous and I don't agree with any of them.


1) I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

2) I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

3) I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

4) I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

5) [x] I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (no)

6) I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

7) I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. (this one is VERY offensive, and hurts. My favourite singer DIED from AIDS, and he was bi, and an amazing, beautiful man)

8) I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

9) I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

10) [x] I SPEAK MY MIND, so...
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posted by nevenkastar
 Made by: ICEhanica (this is how the main character looks like =D)
Made by: ICEhanica (this is how the main character looks like =D)
1st of all....this is my 1st story so I know It's bad and please please don't be rude to me. I'm just at the beginning of learning how to write good. So hope آپ like the story.
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I have a normal life, if we could call it that way.
Well, آپ see I'm a Vampire. Now, now, I'm not a killer. I don't kill people, I'm Vegeterian. I almost never drink blood, but I'm not weak. When I need to drink blood I drink animal blood. I love animals so It's very hard to look at they're cute face and kill them. =( I live in the UK, to be مزید precisely in London. In a small,...
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BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL : Say آپ love me! Say آپ love me!
BOY : آپ love me...
GIRL : If we become engaged will آپ give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't آپ ever want to improve??
BOY : I love آپ and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would آپ stay there??
SHARON : Have آپ ever had a hot passionate,...
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posted by mae_cait_001
1.Always be fresh and beautiful 2.Apply make-up but not too much(coz u will look like a white lady!scary!) 3.Have a pleasing smile when he looks at u 4.Dont loose confidence when u see him.dont get nervous,say a simple"hi"who knows,maybe he'll reply u with a hello that u'd longed to hear 5.Show him ur good side! 6.Show him ur secret talents. 7.Wear dresses appropriate to his taste 8.Dont be so noisy when ur with him(guys dont like noisy girls 9.Always do things that u know he will like 10 IDK^-^just do anything,i dont know what 2 write with no.ten.
posted by karpach_13
New ways to order pizza
Are آپ tired of always ordering پیزا the same way? Well, this lists will keep آپ entertained for over 90 پیزا orders!!!

1. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."

2. Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable.

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival پیزا place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh,...
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Source: I dunno, The Addams family 2
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Source: Walt Disney maybe
posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tom: Now this section of the video focuses on parts of our دکھائیں where the Mane 6 made special guest appearances, یا played as characters in skits. For instance, قوس قزح Dash played as Marisa Sayers in The پچھواڑے, گدا پچھواڑے, گدا Inn skit.

We're starting off with that female alicorn with the voice of Ice Cube, Twilight Sparkle

Audience: *Cheering*

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Twilight: Whad up niggas?
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Let's start off our first دن of school with some arithmetic. What is one plus one?

Link to how Pinkie Pie is talking: link

Pinkie Pie: Nein nein nein nein nein nein nein!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie...
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Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


St. Foalis Maressouri, 6 PM.

A crowd of thousands of ponies gathered at the Gateway Arch to experience a comedy دکھائیں that was being filmed live in 4k. The comedian? Tom Foolery.

Crowd: *Clapping, and chanting* Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom!
Tom: *Arrives at a temporary stage under the Gateway Arch*
Crowd: *Cheering, as they continue to clap*
Tom: Thank آپ everypony.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: Thank آپ very much....
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 Razilee and Elijah Part 2 - Sad Film
Razilee and Elijah Part 2 - Sad Film
Razilee and Elijah: Part 2

This film was undoubtedly one of the saddest and most darkest projects Elijah has yet worked on. And it's littered with true meaning. While, he hasn't really gone into depth about expressing this film like he did with the first one. We can tell it meant a lot.

First and foremost... Razilee and Elijah: Part 2 is nothing like it's predecessor. This film, unlike the first was sad and reminiscences on Jones's Forgive to Forget era. While, not related to that album. This film talks about Razilee and Elijah's friendship, and the trauma they both went through after a harsh...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
I’ve never heard of this game up until now. I was watching a video on obscure titles سے طرف کی Atlus that weren’t SMT یا Persona and one game that caught my attention was this strange little game called Baroque. Released originally for the Sega Saturn in Japan only, it got a remake for the PS2 and Wii, and when Atlus got word of it, they decided to کریں شائع the game, since the game was developed سے طرف کی Sting, and got it released in North America. And honestly, looking at this game, with a post-apocalyptic setting and all this talk of gods and angels and stuff… Yeah, I can see why Atlus wanted to...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Native culture… yes. Indie games always seem to really crack into that creative nature that it is known for, and thanks to no limitations, they can find inspiration in a vast number of things. And for today's game, they got their inspiration from the culture of the native Tarahumara, who were known for long distance running. It’s definitely an interesting concept and one that actually fascinates me. What are the Tarahumara and what is their culture like? Well, let
S play the indie عنوان Mulaka and find out.



Mulaka has آپ playing as a Tarahumara who is on a journey alone throughout...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
I think one of my پسندیدہ things about indie games (Aside from the sheer passion of creators that want to do their own thing) is the visuals they go for. From Hollow Knight’s charming dot eyed art to the amazing hand drawn movements of Skullgirls to the old 30s cartoon aesthetic of Cuphead, all of these games have an art style that drew me to them and made me want to play these games. But hey, a simple cel shading can also appeal to me. And that brings us to Lethal League Blaze



Starting out as a flash game called Lethal League (Which آپ can apparently play on the PS4 store now), Lethal...
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