(I'm not going to lie, although I did have this series planned ages ago, Fanpop user QueenOfThePika inspired me to finally start it, so kudos to you! ^___^)
(Also, WARNING: SWEARING OUT THE WAZOO! VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED.)
Alright guys, you've heard me complain about terrible things in the past. Whether it be terrible fan-fictions, god-awful fan-bases, یا even some of the worst video games ever made, those at least all had one thing in common.
THEY WEREN'T OUTRAGEOUSLY POPULAR.
Seriously, this song is EVERYWHERE, and it's downright insulting! And it's not just this song either, there's TONS of them!
Titanium, Soul Sister, Moves Like Jagger, Roar, THIS WORLD IS LITTERED WITH VERY مقبول AND WELL RECEIVED SONGS THAT SUCK SO MUCH آپ WONDER HOW HUMANITY IS THE SAME SPECIES AS YOU!
And in this show, I am going to tear them all apart, one سے طرف کی one....
Molecule سے طرف کی molecule!
ATOM سے طرف کی ATOM!
*Obligatory Spongebob Reference Sorry D;*
But without further ado, let's start this دکھائیں off سے طرف کی slaughtering one of the worst songs out there.....
Train's Drive By.
(By the way, for the sake of me keeping my sanity, I won't talk about the video itself, just the lyrics and the way the song sounds.)
(What? It saves a ton of time. ;D)
"On the other side of a سٹریٹ, گلی I knew
Stood a girl that looked like you"
WHAT ARE THE ODDS.
"I guess that's déjà vu
But I thought this can't be true"
Alright dumb-ass, DO آپ EVEN KNOW WHAT DEJA VU IS!? And we're just getting started.....
"Cause آپ moved to west LA
یا New York یا Santa Fe
یا wherever to get away from me"
THIS CHICK IS AWESOME. :D
"Oh but that one night
Was مزید than just right"
o-O Uh, never mind. Also, this is a perverted song.
YAY. >.<
"I didn't leave آپ 'cause I was all through
Oh I was overwhelmed and frankly scared as hell
Because I really fell for you"
HE DIDN'T EVEN DO THE RHYMING PART RIGHT! You're SUPPOSED to make the first sentence sound identical to the second, DUMBASS!
IT DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT AND THROWS OFF THE AUDIENCE! >.<
Also, you're making guys sound like pathetic people who fall for random girls all the time, STOP IT! >:(
"Oh I swear to you
I'll be there for you"
REALLY!? SERIOUSLY!? IT'S NOT RHYMING IF آپ USE THE SAME WORD TWICE IDIOT!!
Also, we get YET ANOTHER 'I love آپ I'll be there for آپ I love you' line.
IT'S CLICHE! Can't آپ come up with ANYTHING original!?
Yeah, آپ could argue it's sweet and romantic, BUT THAT ONE LINE HAS BEEN USED SO MANY TIMES IT'S NOWHERE NEAR FUNNY.
If آپ have to resort to using lines like that, آپ shouldn't even be making songs in the first place.
"This is not a drive by"
HOW ROMANTIC! FAST FOOD! :D
This guy is GENIUS! ^___^
Seriously though, what the f**k does that mean!? o-O
"Just a shy guy looking for a two-ply"
OH MY MOTHER F**KING GOD, THAT IS ONE OF THE WORST LYRICS I'VE EVER HEARD.
THIS GUY IS LOOKING FOR TOILET PAPER, HOW ROMANTIC.
I'm not even joking, that's the song guys. Look it up, I DIDN'T ترمیم ANYTHING!!!!!
I guess toilet paper is pretty مقبول in romantic songs nowadays. :P
"Hefty bag to hold my love"
...
ARE آپ SERIOUS!? HEFTY BAG!? HEFTY BAG!?
WHAT THE F**K!??!!?!?
Wow, I'm sorry. I didn't know toilet paper and garbage bags were so romantic, sorry تبصرے section. X___X
"When آپ اقدام me everything is groovy
They don't like it sue me"
This guy literally wants to be sued.
OKKAAAAAAYYY :DDDDDDDD
And now, ladies and gentlemen, THE WORST LYRIC OF ALL TIME......
"Mmm the way آپ do me"
:O
"Mmm the way آپ do me"
Could آپ possibly BE ANY مزید OFFENSIVE!? OH MY GOD, THIS SONG F**KING SUCKS!
THIS IS IN THE SONG, I AM NOT LYING TO YOU, PEOPLE ACTUALLY LIKE THIS BULLSHIT.
I'M NOT EVEN CENSORING WORDS ANYMORE, FUCK IT ALL!
I mean, hefty bag and two-ply were at LEAST funny, BUT THIS LINE...
"Mmm the way آپ do me"
آپ MOTHER FUCKING KNOW WHEN آپ HAVE TO RESORT TO USING LINES LIKE THAT, آپ SHOULDN'T EVEN BE ALLOWED TO BREATH.
That line is so offensive to women, WHAT THE HELL GUYS!?
OVER 10 MILLION VIEWS, THOUSANDS OF LIKES AND COMMENTS, HOW THE HELL CAN SOCIETY DO THIS TO ME!?
And it ISN'T one of those, "So bad it's funny" songs, it's just a terrible, rushed, and perverted song made سے طرف کی a homeless guy in his attic masturbating to porn.
Train, go fuck yourself. آپ know, IF آپ AREN'T ALREADY.
"Oh I swear to you
I'll be there for you
This is not a drive by"
And he repeats his chorus line in the same one.....
Yep, this guy is a dumbass.
"On the upside of a downward spiral
My love for آپ went viral"
WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT MEANS. AS LONG AS I GET LAID, THEN WHO CARES!? :D:D:D
Seriously, die Train.
And yes, that's actually their band name.
Again, dumbass.
"And I loved آپ every mile آپ drove away
But now here آپ are again"
So what, this girl can teleport now?
I shouldn't be complaining, after hefty bag and two-ply, there's no way this song can get any worse. THE DAMAGE HAS BEEN DONE.
"So let's skip the "how آپ been"
And get down to the "more than friends" at last"
That line just screams out, "I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH آپ AND DON'T GIVE A S**T ABOUT YOUR PERSONALITY یا ANYTHING ELSE AT ALL."
AGAIN, perverted stupid offensive selfish homeless gay mother fucking dumbass.
"Oh but that one night
Is still the highlight"
How many goddamn sex references are آپ going to put in this song?
IT'S OVER 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm sorry, I just had to. The jokes write themselves in songs like these. ;D
"I didn't need آپ until I came to
And I was overwhelmed and frankly scared as hell
Because I really fell for you"
I wonder if he got the two-ply yet. :P
"Oh I swear to you
I'll be there for you
This is not a drive by"
FAST FOOD=SO ROMANTIC ;D
"Just a shy guy looking for a two-ply
Hefty bag to hold my love"
This fucking song man, this fucking song.....
IT'S TIME TO GET OUT THE NAPALM FLAMETHROWER.
"When آپ اقدام me everything is groovy
They don't like it sue me
Mmm the way آپ do me
Oh I swear to you
I'll be there for you
This is not a drive by"
5 THINGS WRONG WITH THE CHORUS LINE IN 5 SECONDS. ;D
1. Groovy? Seriously? This isn't the 60's anymore.
2. MMM THE WAY MY CHAINSAW GOES INTO YOUR HEART.
3. Again, fast food apparently equals SO ROMANTIC ;D
4. "I love آپ I'll protect آپ these lines are totally not cliche as hell"
5. Sue you, I thought you'd never ask! ^___^
Seriously, the chorus line can decay in hell.
"Please believe
That when I leave"
Yes, believe the psychotic guy who thinks fast food, toilet paper, and garbage bags are SO ROMANTIC! ;D
"There's nothing up my sleeve
But love for you
And a little time to get my head together too"
Yeah, in JUVENILE DETENTION.
"On the other side of a سٹریٹ, گلی I knew
Stood a girl that looked like you
I guess that's déjà vu
But I thought this can't be true
'Cause"
Repeating the beginning of the song for no apparent reason whatsoever because WHY NOT!? ^___^
"Oh I swear to you
I'll be there for you
This is not a drive by"
I'll be there for آپ too. :)
کہا NOBODY EVER.
"Just a shy guy looking for a two-ply"
I will never understand that line.
"Hefty bag to hold my love
When آپ اقدام me everything is groovy
They don't like it sue me"
Oh, how I wish I could.....
"Mmm the way آپ do me
Oh I swear to you
I'll be there for you
This is not a drive سے طرف کی "
Darn it, I was hungry. D;
Seriously though, THIS SONG FUCKING SUCKS!
THE VIDEO IS BORING AS SHIT, THE LYRICS ARE OFFENSIVE AND STUPID AS ALL HELL, AND DEAR LORD THIS SONG IS JUST TERRIBLE.
The ONLY positive is that, admittingly, it's pretty catchy. :P
But that's just what a ton of terrible songs do. They lure آپ in with a catchy beat, hoping to fall for them, when in reality, the video and lyrics suck hardcore.
And آپ know what the funny thing is? This band made a rip-off of this song, AND IT WAS BETTER.
I'm not joking at all. Just listen to "50 Ways To Say Good-Bye." And then listen to the song I just reviewed, THEY'RE THE EXACT SAME THING!
WHAT THE HELL KIND OF A BAND RIPS OFF THEIR OWN SONG AND HAS IT ACTUALLY BETTER THAN THE FIRST ONE!?
I would congratulate them for that, but the song still sucks ass.
And yes تبصرے section, 50 Ways To Say Good-Bye was made after Drive By, and it was even made the EXACT SAME YEAR!
In conclusion, this is, in my opinion, the worst song ever made. The video is boring as shit, the beat although catchy, is pretty lackluster at times, and the lyrics, DEAR GOD the lyrics....
They're shit. And so is this song, case closed.
This is Jared signing out, and FUCK MY LIFE.
(Also, WARNING: SWEARING OUT THE WAZOO! VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED.)
Alright guys, you've heard me complain about terrible things in the past. Whether it be terrible fan-fictions, god-awful fan-bases, یا even some of the worst video games ever made, those at least all had one thing in common.
THEY WEREN'T OUTRAGEOUSLY POPULAR.
Seriously, this song is EVERYWHERE, and it's downright insulting! And it's not just this song either, there's TONS of them!
Titanium, Soul Sister, Moves Like Jagger, Roar, THIS WORLD IS LITTERED WITH VERY مقبول AND WELL RECEIVED SONGS THAT SUCK SO MUCH آپ WONDER HOW HUMANITY IS THE SAME SPECIES AS YOU!
And in this show, I am going to tear them all apart, one سے طرف کی one....
Molecule سے طرف کی molecule!
ATOM سے طرف کی ATOM!
*Obligatory Spongebob Reference Sorry D;*
But without further ado, let's start this دکھائیں off سے طرف کی slaughtering one of the worst songs out there.....
Train's Drive By.
(By the way, for the sake of me keeping my sanity, I won't talk about the video itself, just the lyrics and the way the song sounds.)
(What? It saves a ton of time. ;D)
"On the other side of a سٹریٹ, گلی I knew
Stood a girl that looked like you"
WHAT ARE THE ODDS.
"I guess that's déjà vu
But I thought this can't be true"
Alright dumb-ass, DO آپ EVEN KNOW WHAT DEJA VU IS!? And we're just getting started.....
"Cause آپ moved to west LA
یا New York یا Santa Fe
یا wherever to get away from me"
THIS CHICK IS AWESOME. :D
"Oh but that one night
Was مزید than just right"
o-O Uh, never mind. Also, this is a perverted song.
YAY. >.<
"I didn't leave آپ 'cause I was all through
Oh I was overwhelmed and frankly scared as hell
Because I really fell for you"
HE DIDN'T EVEN DO THE RHYMING PART RIGHT! You're SUPPOSED to make the first sentence sound identical to the second, DUMBASS!
IT DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT AND THROWS OFF THE AUDIENCE! >.<
Also, you're making guys sound like pathetic people who fall for random girls all the time, STOP IT! >:(
"Oh I swear to you
I'll be there for you"
REALLY!? SERIOUSLY!? IT'S NOT RHYMING IF آپ USE THE SAME WORD TWICE IDIOT!!
Also, we get YET ANOTHER 'I love آپ I'll be there for آپ I love you' line.
IT'S CLICHE! Can't آپ come up with ANYTHING original!?
Yeah, آپ could argue it's sweet and romantic, BUT THAT ONE LINE HAS BEEN USED SO MANY TIMES IT'S NOWHERE NEAR FUNNY.
If آپ have to resort to using lines like that, آپ shouldn't even be making songs in the first place.
"This is not a drive by"
HOW ROMANTIC! FAST FOOD! :D
This guy is GENIUS! ^___^
Seriously though, what the f**k does that mean!? o-O
"Just a shy guy looking for a two-ply"
OH MY MOTHER F**KING GOD, THAT IS ONE OF THE WORST LYRICS I'VE EVER HEARD.
THIS GUY IS LOOKING FOR TOILET PAPER, HOW ROMANTIC.
I'm not even joking, that's the song guys. Look it up, I DIDN'T ترمیم ANYTHING!!!!!
I guess toilet paper is pretty مقبول in romantic songs nowadays. :P
"Hefty bag to hold my love"
...
ARE آپ SERIOUS!? HEFTY BAG!? HEFTY BAG!?
WHAT THE F**K!??!!?!?
Wow, I'm sorry. I didn't know toilet paper and garbage bags were so romantic, sorry تبصرے section. X___X
"When آپ اقدام me everything is groovy
They don't like it sue me"
This guy literally wants to be sued.
OKKAAAAAAYYY :DDDDDDDD
And now, ladies and gentlemen, THE WORST LYRIC OF ALL TIME......
"Mmm the way آپ do me"
:O
"Mmm the way آپ do me"
Could آپ possibly BE ANY مزید OFFENSIVE!? OH MY GOD, THIS SONG F**KING SUCKS!
THIS IS IN THE SONG, I AM NOT LYING TO YOU, PEOPLE ACTUALLY LIKE THIS BULLSHIT.
I'M NOT EVEN CENSORING WORDS ANYMORE, FUCK IT ALL!
I mean, hefty bag and two-ply were at LEAST funny, BUT THIS LINE...
"Mmm the way آپ do me"
آپ MOTHER FUCKING KNOW WHEN آپ HAVE TO RESORT TO USING LINES LIKE THAT, آپ SHOULDN'T EVEN BE ALLOWED TO BREATH.
That line is so offensive to women, WHAT THE HELL GUYS!?
OVER 10 MILLION VIEWS, THOUSANDS OF LIKES AND COMMENTS, HOW THE HELL CAN SOCIETY DO THIS TO ME!?
And it ISN'T one of those, "So bad it's funny" songs, it's just a terrible, rushed, and perverted song made سے طرف کی a homeless guy in his attic masturbating to porn.
Train, go fuck yourself. آپ know, IF آپ AREN'T ALREADY.
"Oh I swear to you
I'll be there for you
This is not a drive by"
And he repeats his chorus line in the same one.....
Yep, this guy is a dumbass.
"On the upside of a downward spiral
My love for آپ went viral"
WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT MEANS. AS LONG AS I GET LAID, THEN WHO CARES!? :D:D:D
Seriously, die Train.
And yes, that's actually their band name.
Again, dumbass.
"And I loved آپ every mile آپ drove away
But now here آپ are again"
So what, this girl can teleport now?
I shouldn't be complaining, after hefty bag and two-ply, there's no way this song can get any worse. THE DAMAGE HAS BEEN DONE.
"So let's skip the "how آپ been"
And get down to the "more than friends" at last"
That line just screams out, "I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH آپ AND DON'T GIVE A S**T ABOUT YOUR PERSONALITY یا ANYTHING ELSE AT ALL."
AGAIN, perverted stupid offensive selfish homeless gay mother fucking dumbass.
"Oh but that one night
Is still the highlight"
How many goddamn sex references are آپ going to put in this song?
IT'S OVER 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm sorry, I just had to. The jokes write themselves in songs like these. ;D
"I didn't need آپ until I came to
And I was overwhelmed and frankly scared as hell
Because I really fell for you"
I wonder if he got the two-ply yet. :P
"Oh I swear to you
I'll be there for you
This is not a drive by"
FAST FOOD=SO ROMANTIC ;D
"Just a shy guy looking for a two-ply
Hefty bag to hold my love"
This fucking song man, this fucking song.....
IT'S TIME TO GET OUT THE NAPALM FLAMETHROWER.
"When آپ اقدام me everything is groovy
They don't like it sue me
Mmm the way آپ do me
Oh I swear to you
I'll be there for you
This is not a drive by"
5 THINGS WRONG WITH THE CHORUS LINE IN 5 SECONDS. ;D
1. Groovy? Seriously? This isn't the 60's anymore.
2. MMM THE WAY MY CHAINSAW GOES INTO YOUR HEART.
3. Again, fast food apparently equals SO ROMANTIC ;D
4. "I love آپ I'll protect آپ these lines are totally not cliche as hell"
5. Sue you, I thought you'd never ask! ^___^
Seriously, the chorus line can decay in hell.
"Please believe
That when I leave"
Yes, believe the psychotic guy who thinks fast food, toilet paper, and garbage bags are SO ROMANTIC! ;D
"There's nothing up my sleeve
But love for you
And a little time to get my head together too"
Yeah, in JUVENILE DETENTION.
"On the other side of a سٹریٹ, گلی I knew
Stood a girl that looked like you
I guess that's déjà vu
But I thought this can't be true
'Cause"
Repeating the beginning of the song for no apparent reason whatsoever because WHY NOT!? ^___^
"Oh I swear to you
I'll be there for you
This is not a drive by"
I'll be there for آپ too. :)
کہا NOBODY EVER.
"Just a shy guy looking for a two-ply"
Just A Shy Guy
Looking For A Two-Ply
I will never understand that line.
"Hefty bag to hold my love
When آپ اقدام me everything is groovy
They don't like it sue me"
Oh, how I wish I could.....
"Mmm the way آپ do me
Oh I swear to you
I'll be there for you
This is not a drive سے طرف کی "
Darn it, I was hungry. D;
Seriously though, THIS SONG FUCKING SUCKS!
THE VIDEO IS BORING AS SHIT, THE LYRICS ARE OFFENSIVE AND STUPID AS ALL HELL, AND DEAR LORD THIS SONG IS JUST TERRIBLE.
The ONLY positive is that, admittingly, it's pretty catchy. :P
But that's just what a ton of terrible songs do. They lure آپ in with a catchy beat, hoping to fall for them, when in reality, the video and lyrics suck hardcore.
And آپ know what the funny thing is? This band made a rip-off of this song, AND IT WAS BETTER.
I'm not joking at all. Just listen to "50 Ways To Say Good-Bye." And then listen to the song I just reviewed, THEY'RE THE EXACT SAME THING!
WHAT THE HELL KIND OF A BAND RIPS OFF THEIR OWN SONG AND HAS IT ACTUALLY BETTER THAN THE FIRST ONE!?
I would congratulate them for that, but the song still sucks ass.
And yes تبصرے section, 50 Ways To Say Good-Bye was made after Drive By, and it was even made the EXACT SAME YEAR!
In conclusion, this is, in my opinion, the worst song ever made. The video is boring as shit, the beat although catchy, is pretty lackluster at times, and the lyrics, DEAR GOD the lyrics....
They're shit. And so is this song, case closed.
This is Jared signing out, and FUCK MY LIFE.
DONT be anything like dudelol17 or BadBoy83 (Is that their names?!)
1. TaLk L1k3 Th15 && D@nT 5t0p :)
2. Txt Talk
3. Keep disagreeing with them
4. رپورٹ everything and تبصرہ 'Ommmmm!'
5. Take Over Peoples Walls (Hehe darkwave)
6. On a club say آپ hate it.
Eg. Justin Biebers Wall:
Just Biebers Gay and I hate him!!!
7. Troll people
8. Say 'I dont care' یا 'You're so annoying' یا 'No' on a دیوار post. (Just be rude)
WARNING: I wouldn't do this to the following fanpoppers: Someone_Save_Me Me_Iz_Here Heartisalone Springely BlindBandit92 Mario-watsit :) They really wont take it good...
Gaara
Neji Hyuga
Shikamaru Nara
Death the kid
Duke Devlin
Zelgadis Greywords
Valgaav
South Italy
North Italy
Germany
Japan
Spain
Near/Nate River
L
Tsubasa otori
Shun kazami
Kiba inuzuka
Claus von herson
Kaoru Hitachiin
Hikaru Hitachiin
Deidara
Itachi Uchiha
Izumo and Kotetsu
Toushiro Hitsugaya
Hatsuharu Sohma
Kyo Sohma
Shigure Sohma
Leader summa/pein
Hidan
Yugi
Soul Evans
Ikuto Tsukiyomi
Envy
Wrath
(there are مزید but i cant be stuffed naming them um تبصرہ if i have missed any male عملی حکمت dudes آپ like and i will add them i will do a girls one soon)
Im sorry if آپ dont like me Im sorry if آپ think I suck but most of all Im sorry, I dont give a fuck
Worry about your character and not your reputation, because your character is who آپ are, and your reputation is only what people think of you.
I think Ive finally come to the point in my life where Im happy with myself and know that I dont have to change یا be a certain way for people to like me anymore. Im just fine and if someone doesnt think I am, screw them.
If آپ don't like my words, don't listen. If آپ don't like my appearance, don't look. If آپ don't like my actions, turn your head; It's as simple as that.
Although Ive been hurt I still remain strong. آپ think I have regrets? Well, youre wrong.
Worry about your character and not your reputation, because your character is who آپ are, and your reputation is only what people think of you.
I think Ive finally come to the point in my life where Im happy with myself and know that I dont have to change یا be a certain way for people to like me anymore. Im just fine and if someone doesnt think I am, screw them.
If آپ don't like my words, don't listen. If آپ don't like my appearance, don't look. If آپ don't like my actions, turn your head; It's as simple as that.
Although Ive been hurt I still remain strong. آپ think I have regrets? Well, youre wrong.
Note; This song is based off of My Little Pony; Friendship is Magic's very own Pinkie Pie's song, 'Giggle at the Ghostie'.
Come on, Fanpop, don't آپ see!
When I was a little silly and the trolls would bring me down!
Their malice and their hatred was starting to make me frown!
I'd cry in my own bedroom, from what I thought I read! But this shouldn't be the reason that I should end up dead!
They say, "Phoenix, آپ gotta stand up tall, and deal with these dumb fags! They're just idiots who try to be a dirtbag!"
'Teehee' at the Troll!
Do a barrel roll!
Slap the swearing jerks!
Always have your perks!
Ignore the idiot!
رپورٹ the hypocrite!
And tell that stupid jerk to leave آپ alone
And GTFO off the computer because if they don't they got another thing coming for them and TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLL!
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan them!
Now don't let those trolls get to you. Kick their asses and get them off of Fanpop and ze internetz. :3
Come on, Fanpop, don't آپ see!
When I was a little silly and the trolls would bring me down!
Their malice and their hatred was starting to make me frown!
I'd cry in my own bedroom, from what I thought I read! But this shouldn't be the reason that I should end up dead!
They say, "Phoenix, آپ gotta stand up tall, and deal with these dumb fags! They're just idiots who try to be a dirtbag!"
'Teehee' at the Troll!
Do a barrel roll!
Slap the swearing jerks!
Always have your perks!
Ignore the idiot!
رپورٹ the hypocrite!
And tell that stupid jerk to leave آپ alone
And GTFO off the computer because if they don't they got another thing coming for them and TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLL!
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan them!
Now don't let those trolls get to you. Kick their asses and get them off of Fanpop and ze internetz. :3
1) Lean over them when there asleep and sing a lullaby really loud and out of tune.
2) Every five منٹ yell "The aliens are coming!"
3) Choose a specifice piece of cutlery (eg. a fork) and stare accusingly at that item every time آپ see it.
4) Buy face paints and paint their face when there asleep. Try doing something the person is afriad of. (eg. clown, zombie)
5) Announce that آپ are actually a secret agent, spying on somone who lives in your house.
6) Call your house number and announce that آپ are going on strike. If they ask for a reason, hang up. Caution: Make sure آپ dont get a wrong number!!
7) Put ice cubes in everyone's warm drink.
8) Every time they speak interrupt them with "Curiosity killed the cat."
9) Set alarms on your mobile/cell phone that go off every 10 minutes.
2) Every five منٹ yell "The aliens are coming!"
3) Choose a specifice piece of cutlery (eg. a fork) and stare accusingly at that item every time آپ see it.
4) Buy face paints and paint their face when there asleep. Try doing something the person is afriad of. (eg. clown, zombie)
5) Announce that آپ are actually a secret agent, spying on somone who lives in your house.
6) Call your house number and announce that آپ are going on strike. If they ask for a reason, hang up. Caution: Make sure آپ dont get a wrong number!!
7) Put ice cubes in everyone's warm drink.
8) Every time they speak interrupt them with "Curiosity killed the cat."
9) Set alarms on your mobile/cell phone that go off every 10 minutes.
1.You abuse our love آپ lose it.
2.When we find the right guy we love him and NEVER want to lose him.
3.Our love is a privlige NOT a right.
4.Our hearts are delicate items, so when we do give them to the guy we love be careful with it.
5.Drinking will NOT impress us in any way shape یا form.
6.Guys آپ should respect our feelings.
7.In our relationship with آپ (the guy) We have dominance to.
8.We're as good at listening as we are at talking.
9.When it comes to the guy we truly love we will devote A LOT of our time to only you.
10.When آپ (the guy we love) break our hearts, you've pretty much killed us until we heal.
2.When we find the right guy we love him and NEVER want to lose him.
3.Our love is a privlige NOT a right.
4.Our hearts are delicate items, so when we do give them to the guy we love be careful with it.
5.Drinking will NOT impress us in any way shape یا form.
6.Guys آپ should respect our feelings.
7.In our relationship with آپ (the guy) We have dominance to.
8.We're as good at listening as we are at talking.
9.When it comes to the guy we truly love we will devote A LOT of our time to only you.
10.When آپ (the guy we love) break our hearts, you've pretty much killed us until we heal.
Just reading some of the Terminator Quotes through again... and actually found a hint on what happened between Arnold and the maid. Enjoy my version!
Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash دن tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.
I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. آپ might get annoyed سے طرف کی it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.
Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash دن tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.
I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. آپ might get annoyed سے طرف کی it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.
