(This is a new series I made. I basically review ANYTHING while staying on topic, talking like I'm the f**king son of Sir Issac Newton, and making terrible jokes I came up with in 5 seconds. Hope آپ enjoy!)
آپ know what, I have to say it. SCREW HUMANITY AND THEIR DEFORMED OPINIONS. Yeah, I acknowledge that society as we know it is bound to disagree with anyone here and there, but when آپ break the boundaries and go as far to say that a song like this sucks, then your soul has failed miserably on a vast scale.
Yes reader, I am reviewing a classic song that nobody on this pathetically constructed planet actually has even a bit of a fetish for, Cotton Eye Joe. Specifically the Rednex remix.
But this مضمون will be مزید of a brief summary of my opinion on it, and not exactly a review, so preserve that thought in your human brain when inspecting this article.
Also I fathom that the crowd in the تبصرے below is going to think I use Google to shamelessly asset smart words for this review, but I digress. Also, again, the haters and trolls can go screw themselves, along with their irregular conceptions.
I use a thesaurus آپ imbecile. (No offense, this series is meant to be a satirical take on reviews, so I never mean harm یا hate when I say stuff like that.)
Blockhead.
But without further ado, literally that line being the utmost cliche sentence I could've possibly کہا for this review, it's time to take a gander, بطخا at the song Cotton Eye Joe.
And yes, I am aware that this isn't the 60's Miguel, so reserve your mindless troll تبصرے to your overly complicated human brain.
But straight to the point, I have a huge fetish for this song. And I am aware that song reviewing master ShadowTodd doesn't methodically agnate this piece of music, but as a colossal majority of trolls and haters can't comprehend, it's alright to have an opinion.
Because the aforementioned melody is honestly really catchy! Solemnly, this melody has approximately everything a wonderfully memorable melody needs to have, and I simply adore it!
From the wonderful material inside of the chorus line to the insanely catchy notes, this song is damn near flawless. My پسندیدہ version being this one.
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I can't even justify my indicated opinion previously mentioned about 3 paragraphs ago, the melody discriminately has this haunting pitch to it that attracts me like a کیڑے, کیڑا to a flame, and the chorus line gets me every time.
FINAL SCORE: An exceedingly underrated song. 9/10
آپ know what, I have to say it. SCREW HUMANITY AND THEIR DEFORMED OPINIONS. Yeah, I acknowledge that society as we know it is bound to disagree with anyone here and there, but when آپ break the boundaries and go as far to say that a song like this sucks, then your soul has failed miserably on a vast scale.
Yes reader, I am reviewing a classic song that nobody on this pathetically constructed planet actually has even a bit of a fetish for, Cotton Eye Joe. Specifically the Rednex remix.
But this مضمون will be مزید of a brief summary of my opinion on it, and not exactly a review, so preserve that thought in your human brain when inspecting this article.
Also I fathom that the crowd in the تبصرے below is going to think I use Google to shamelessly asset smart words for this review, but I digress. Also, again, the haters and trolls can go screw themselves, along with their irregular conceptions.
I use a thesaurus آپ imbecile. (No offense, this series is meant to be a satirical take on reviews, so I never mean harm یا hate when I say stuff like that.)
Blockhead.
But without further ado, literally that line being the utmost cliche sentence I could've possibly کہا for this review, it's time to take a gander, بطخا at the song Cotton Eye Joe.
And yes, I am aware that this isn't the 60's Miguel, so reserve your mindless troll تبصرے to your overly complicated human brain.
But straight to the point, I have a huge fetish for this song. And I am aware that song reviewing master ShadowTodd doesn't methodically agnate this piece of music, but as a colossal majority of trolls and haters can't comprehend, it's alright to have an opinion.
Because the aforementioned melody is honestly really catchy! Solemnly, this melody has approximately everything a wonderfully memorable melody needs to have, and I simply adore it!
From the wonderful material inside of the chorus line to the insanely catchy notes, this song is damn near flawless. My پسندیدہ version being this one.
link
I can't even justify my indicated opinion previously mentioned about 3 paragraphs ago, the melody discriminately has this haunting pitch to it that attracts me like a کیڑے, کیڑا to a flame, and the chorus line gets me every time.
FINAL SCORE: An exceedingly underrated song. 9/10
So I was watching one of my پسندیدہ let’s play channels, Woolie Vs., a channel that usually plays a lot of lesser known indie titles, pretty much where I buy a lot of games I fell in love with, stuff like Sayonara Wild Hearts and Chroma Squad. But there was one game I played that made me far مزید cautious of what I play. I saw that they uploaded a playthrough of a game known as 198X, and I was already excited from the art alone… Little did I know that this would be a huge mistake.
198X follows the tale of a young boy, who is always upset, hates his town, and just wants to get away....
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198X follows the tale of a young boy, who is always upset, hates his town, and just wants to get away....
