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It all started back in November of 2013 - I finally received a new cellphone, a Nokia Lumina 520, and along with it, I finally got my own میل ای account and password.
While it was nice having those, I didn't really use them, not even to make a Facebook account. However, in Christmas of that year, while watching some YouTube videos, it suddenly dawned on me: I could use the میل ای and ورڈ پاس to create my own Google account and تبصرہ on YouTube videos. I liked reading other people's تبصرے (When they were not rude.) and I wanted to do it, myself.
After creating my Google account, I immediately started commenting on YouTube ویڈیوز (Mostly AMV's and سب, سب سے اوپر 10 lists, in random.), however, because I was inexperienced, my تبصرے were of very piss-poor quality. Heck, I didn't even know how to reply to other comments.
A تبصرہ I remember very well, was the تبصرہ I made on the: "Mayuri Kurotsuchi vs Szayelaporro Granz Full Fight English Dub" video, where, at the end of the video, Mayuri apparently raped her unconscious daughter to wake her up. I was surprised, to say the least, so I had to comment.
A few days later, while at my father's house, I received a notification on my cellphone, and it was a reply to my comment. It was the very first reply I ever got to a comment.

Another thing I highly remember was when I first received my very first notification. I was sitting at my laptop, when suddenly, that گھنٹی, بیل thing went black and had the number 1 in a red box, on the top-right of its icon. I remember being very curious about it, and when I opened it, it turns out someone gave a +1 to a تبصرہ I made about the song "Crash" سے طرف کی Decyfer Down; about how it was a perfect workout song. I was surprised to see someone appreciating my opinion.

After that, I started commenting on videos, receiving notifications about the جوابات and +1's I got, etc.

Another thing I highly remember was in August of 2014, when I شدہ تبصرہ on how shocked I was, when the 2003 TMNT series wasn't included on the "Top 10 Superhero animated series", and instead the '87 TMNT was on the list. Because I شدہ تبصرہ early, my تبصرہ received over 20 likes, and it was my very first تبصرہ to get that many.

When my 8th grade started and became obsessed with Disney's Frozen, I made dozens of تبصرے about the movie, even meeting my best friend Dan, in the YoutTube تبصرہ section, trying to defend Elsa against a critique. Heck, back in my 8th grade, I mostly communicated with Dan, and another friend I made online before him who was also a Frozen fan, called Paty Valentine, through YouTube comments.

During December of 2014 and January of 2015, I made lots of تبصرے that got multiple likes.
I especially loved it when I was notified that my تبصرہ got a +1.

However, all of that changed in August of 2015, when Google+ and YouTube separated.

Whenever, I left a تبصرہ on a YouTube video, I could go to my Google+ page and see all of them, which allowed me to keep track of, read, take a look at who liked them, read the replies, watch the videos, etc.
Back then, I didn't know about the separation of Google+ and YouTube - so, when I looked at my Google+ profile, I didn't see the latest تبصرے I made. I was honestly confused. I thought I accidentally did something that prevented the دکھانا of later comments.
When I found out that they separated, I was incredibly furious. So furious, in fact, that I wanted to مککا, عجیب الخلقت something.
I told Dan about this, and he was also very angry.
The reason why this separation angered me so much is because it feels pointless. They worked perfectly together. I could look at my تبصرے and keep track of them, receive notifications about likes I've got, and many more!

For instance, when I watch ویڈیوز on YouTube یا clips from shows/movies, I sometimes bump into someone who shares their honest opinion, that I can agree with. I would love to become دوستوں with them - but in order to make sure they're truly trustworthy, I have to look at all of they're تبصرہ to make sure I didn't befriend a troll, یا a liar. That's how I became دوستوں with not only Dan, but with many others as well.
Plus, it's fun to read what they think about the video یا what's going on, in it.
With YouTube and Google+ separating, however, I can no longer do this.

I'm not trying to invade their privacy, I just want to make sure they can be trusted, یا not; to simply read their opinions. It's no different from reading other people's articles.

Back in August of 2015, I met a guy on YouTube, called MegaFriendlyCreeper, who also loved Elsa from Frozen, and when I asked him about why he loves her so much, he کہا he will tell me in time.
To make sure he was telling the truth, I looked at his YouTube comments, and he turned out to not only be a big پرستار of the movie, but is also a very intelligent and helpful person.
I befriended him, and whenever I had a doubt of some kind, یا just something wrong with me, I could always ask him for advice.
With the separation, however, not only I can no longer see his latest comments, but there's also something that prevented the دکھانا their older تبصرے - but I'll talk about this, later.

And don't think that YouTube is innocent either.
Nowadays, whenever I want to read their تبصرے , I have to scroll deep in the تبصرہ section in order to find them; which is not only very tedious and time consuming, but is also very boring!
Whenever I leave a comment, I'm not sure that it will remain where it is, یا it will be cast down into the "Read More" تبصرہ section, where it will be lost forever.
The only way to prevent this from happening is to highlight my comment, so it won't disappear. This is annoying to me, because I doubt that I have to do something like that for my تبصرہ to stay and have people read it.

One thing I also absolutely hate is the new Google+ theme/font/look, however آپ want to call it.
The گزشتہ look was great. It had two posts on both sides, so it was organized; it had Hangouts, which allowed me to talk to my friends, much like how Facebook has Messenger; it even had a function, where, if I go to my پروفائل page, I can choose the "mentions" option, and look at the conversations I had.
Conversely, the new look has three posts on three blocks, making it very crowded and unorganized. Not to mention, they got rid of the Hangouts function, which was one of the best things about it.
Whenever I was on Google+, I could talk to my friends, یا when they want to talk to me, یا reply back to me, it would inform me. But now - every time I want to use Hangouts, I have to go the Hangouts website, and use that.
Another thing I absolutely hate about the new look is the deletion of older YouTube comments. From now, not only are your latest YouTube تبصرے not show, but the older ones aren't shown either! Which, like I said, hurt a lot because now, I can't read their opinion anymore, keep track of what they say, یا even talk to them.
Speaking of which, my friend, MegaFriendlyCreeper, as well as other YouTube commenters, only left YouTube comments, which means, every time I go their Google+ پروفائل page, there's not one post. It's completely empty! I mean, how ridiculous is that!

The new look appeared on October of 2015, but because I hated it, I had to option of returning and using the گزشتہ one - but a few months ago, it کہا that I need to update it because the old look was outdated. I ignored it, of course, because the old look is far superior in just about every way - but one day, when I opened up Google+, it permanently changed to the awful new look.

And they can't leave the notifications well enough alone!
Recently they changed the look of the notifications. Now, every time I open it up, there's a blue bar that I have to wait for it to load up, and the new look of the notifications is boring.
Before that, whenever the گھنٹی, بیل had notifications for me, it would be colored black, and had the number of حالیہ notifications on the سب, سب سے اوپر right within a striking red box; and when I open it up, the notifications would دکھائیں the face/name of the person who replied/liked my comment/post. And even showed the numbers of likes it got. And when there are no notifications left, there was a گھنٹی, بیل who told me I read all of my notifications.
Now, I have to wait for the blue bar to load up, in a very tedious fashion, and the notifications are all slimmer, and whenever I want to look at older notifications, instead of دکھانا it to me in the notifications box, it brings me to the notifications page, instead!

Another problem is that every time, I want to تلاش for someone, I have to click on the تلاش bar, but every time I do, it instead brings me to some page with community recommendations, instead of letting me write the persons نام کا صارف into the تلاش bar.
It honestly feels like they want to become as tedious as possible to troll people who liked how it originally worked.

And, like I said, YouTube isn't any better either.
Not only does YouTube have the most uncaring attitude to YouTubers, but they will basically allow any random company, to copyright them of their videos, even though Fair Use exists. YouTube, however, laugh in the face of Fair Use, and will let anyone copyright any YouTuber's ویڈیوز for no reason, even though they have rights.

Another problem I have with YouTube, is that, in the past, I could go to other people's discussion page, and talk to them, that way. Now, the tabs are all missing.
I know this may sound like I'm some kind of a creep, but before we used Hangouts, the Discussion site was how me and my دوستوں (Mostly Dan.) talked.
Let me tell آپ a story:
Back in February of 2015, on a Saturday night, me and my parents were having an argument about my introversion. That I should stop talking to internet friends, and instead talk to the others around me; that I should have a hobby, not just be on the internet all of the time; that I should open up to people and share my feelings; that I should quit my addiction to my laptop so much, etc.
After my father left, I told my mother my secret and explained why I relate to Elsa, and being a پرستار of Frozen. She کہا that I should quit my affections for her, since it's not healthy.
It got to the point of me crying, and my mother sleeping over. While she was sleeping, I was writing my "Analysis of Let It Go, and Elsa's facial expressions during Let It Go" article.
After she went to sleep, I went to a تبصرہ that Dan گیا کیا پوسٹ on the official Let It Go موسیقی video, and after that, he told me that he left a message on my discussion page. After reading the message he left, I was again in tears, because of how honest he was with me.
Because he گیا کیا پوسٹ a message on my discussion page, I used his, and we were able to talk there.
I also used MegaFriendlyCreeper's discussion page, we also talked there.
That's why it bothers me so much, that the discussion sites have become unavailable - because while, yes, we can use Google+ posts and Hangouts to communicate, the discussion page was something I will never forget.
However, it's not completely unavailable. There are ways to access it, but much like with Hangouts, I don't think that using methods like these are, at all necessary.

And I know what آپ might be asking:
"But, Renegade! If آپ hate how both YouTube and Google+ work, why don't آپ use Facebook یا Twitter, instead?"
That's because most of my دوستوں use Google+, and most of the posts I see on Facebook are things that don't interest me in the slightest, while Google+ does. And YouTube is the Number 1 video streaming site in the world, and there are no other places I can go to watch what I want.
I absolutely hate that both of them separated, and the absurd changes they made, but I'm dependent on both of them.

I know it's very stupid what I'm about to say, and I'm very sorry for it, but I really wish that Google+ and YouTube would شامل میں forces, again, and go back to the way they were.

And I also know what most of آپ are saying:
"Well, you're just someone who doesn't like change! آپ think that, because they changed it, now it sucks!"
First of all, why is change inherently good, anyway? The assumption is that if you're changing something, you're attempting to make it better. However, as I have seen over the course of my experience on the internet, and in real life, things are changed all the time and sometimes for the worse. Sometimes, changes are nonsensical یا unnecessary. Sometimes, the changes in fact create مزید problems than they solve. Change CAN be good...assuming that something needed to be changed...! And in case of these two, they changes they made couldn't possibly be any worse.
And I KNOW what آپ guys are going to say:
"Well, آپ just don't like it because it's different?"
My problem is not that it's different, but that it sucked out the practicality and fun of how they originally worked. As I said, they worked perfectly, so why ruin it?

It really feels like, because they're separated, they want to change their look and functionality to that of the mobile apps, instead of being different.

In conclusion, Google+ and YouTube separating was an unnecessary decision, at best, and a horrible idea that is executed poorly, at worst.
The changes they make are beyond annoying and horrible, and in fact create مزید problems than they solve. And the sad things is, that I'm dependent on both of them, which feels like a major stomp on my crotch.

I'm sorry if I sounded pretentious or, for a lack of a batter term, nostalgic, in this مضمون - but all of the changes the both make is infuriating to me, as regular user of both sites, and I wanted to express that.

As always, Smell ya' Later!
 Oh, how I hate their separation!
Oh, how I hate their separation!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!",a teen named Tessa screamed as she was falling down a hole.

Everyone gasped.

"NO!!!",her friend Dana yelled

"Tessa!",another friend,Martha shouted."No!No!No!No!No!No!!You still owe me 50 bucks,man!"

"That darn lady,she چرا لیا, چوری کی our money,man!",a cowboy said."What a shame"

"No..", a girl named Erica whispered.

"Oh my god!",cowboy said

Everyone sobbed."All that money!", a lady named Lisa wailed."No!!!!!!!"

"The money is gone,man!",Lisa's sister Sara whined.

The cowboy sighed.

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!",Martha screamed."MY MONEY!!!!!!!!!!"
Bunker bustin' mega ultra super, ahh ahhh! Holy crap, ahh!
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! K.O.!

One-up, power up, already leveled up
Options set to difficult, love a challenge, typical
Raging through my enemies, kicking پچھواڑے, گدا so happily
Supernova, bend آپ over, to the lava! game over!

I'm saying "Yay!" when I'm knocking آپ right off the stage,
B*tches hate but I don't play, smash a Goomba any day!
I'm on a mission, trying to save the princess!
Dashing, smashing, knock آپ outta commission!

I'm a killer like a Manson, you're blowin' like you're Hanson,
Your powers are weak when آپ go against me,
You...
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posted by MissChicky97
User: I'm the Doctor. I'm a timelord from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous. I'm 903 years old, and I'm the man who's gonna save your lives and all six billion people below.

Cleverbot: No you're not. You're saying random stock phrases which have no relevance whatsoever to what I say to you.

User: What? WHAT? WHAT?!?!?!

Cleverbot: How is you?

User: I'm trying to save the world and the TARDIS pulled up some random application.

Cleverbot: That is impossible. آپ have no means to do so. آپ cannot feel emotion.

User: OI! I can feel emotions. I'm not completely alien آپ know!!...
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It was Thursday.10:07 a.m.I got out of my bed,and went down for breakfast."Yeah,okay.Yes,yes I understand.Thanks for calling."Mom کہا and hung up the phone."Hi honey."She greeted."I'll be right back."Mom left the kitchen.I picked up my napkin when.CLING!I saw Alicia and Henry in my kitchen!"What the-Why did آپ do that?"I asked."You need to come to the درخت house!"Alicia demanded.
"The what?"I asked.
Henry and Alicia gasped.
"Get dressed and hurry!"Alicia demanded.
I ran to my room.I think I remembered the درخت house.I remember Maybelle.I remembered Ariana.I didn't quite remember the درخت house.I...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
One fine دن in the middle of the night two dead me got u to fight back to back they faced

eachother drew there swords and shot eachother

the deff policeman heard the noise and came to arrest thoughs two young boys if u dont believe me u know its true ask the blind man he saw to.


(i like that thing یا whatever u call it lalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa im only puting this part because the مضمون is not long enough and blahblahblah and all that stuff and stuff and oh my god how long does it need to be)
posted by tokidoki123
There's a place in my mind
No one knows where it hides
And my fantasy is flying
It's a قلعہ in the sky

It's a world of our past
Where the legend still lasts
And the king wears the crown
But the magic spell is law

Take your sword and your shield
There's a battle on the field
You're a knight and you're right
So with dragons now you'll fight

And my fancy is flying
It's a قلعہ in the sky
یا there's nothing out there
These are castles in the air

Fairytales live in me
Fables coming from my memory
Fantasy is not a crime
Find your قلعہ in the sky

You've got the key
Of the kingdom of the clouds
Open the door
Leaving back your doubts

You've got the power
To live another childhood
So ride the wind
That leads آپ to the moon 'cause..."
11 year-old Sarah sat in her room.Brown hair.Blue eyes.And black boots."Sarah!Alicia is here!"Mom yelled."Bring her in!"Sarah said."Hey!"Alicia greeted."Ya ready?"She asked."Almost."She snapped the lid on her marker.Alicia whistled."Wo-ow!That's amazing!"She said.Admiring a Drawing of the fat words spelling out "Live.Love.Hope."."Come on!We're late!"Both girls ran outside."Bye mom!"Sarah کہا bounding out the door.The girls met 12 سال old Henry at a پیکن, پیکان tree."Hey!Step aside!I'll open it!"Sarah said,pushing Henry aside so she could put in the combination."Okay!Come up."Sarah کہا opening...
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posted by amy36y
nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan
1. they will sing his songs

2.they will blush when they here somone say his name یا talk about one of his new songs

3.they will have atleast one picture of him

4.gets upset if they cant go to one of his concerts

5. wont be afraid to say hes cool

6.listens to his موسیقی every night to go to sleep with

7.will ask آپ if آپ have heard his new song

8.screams if someone else says i love justin beiber

9.is always talking about a video they watched of him on youtube

10.will say they hate یا love whatever he does even if they hate it یا love it
I'm stupid.I'm 18 and I'm STILL afraid of tooth fairies.....my cousin(Not ANDY!),Edricle(Ed-ric.cle) use to tell me funny nonsense until one دن he came up with this idea the scare me.THE TOOOOOOOOOOTH FAIRY!!!One دن when I was watching the TV,he came up to me and said"hey,do u know why do tooth fairies take yr teeth?" I asked"why?"so he said"They take yr teeth and use super glue and glue them together to make dentures for OLD PEOPLE!!!" that kinda freaked me out and whenever I loose a teeth,I'll burry it in the ground at the backyard where my dad does his planting.That's when my dad found...
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There once was a girl named,Josie,Josie had black hair,she was a cop,she was 'bout 19,"Mom!!!WHERES MY PHONE?"Said Josie
"I DON'T KNOW!"Her mom said."FINE!I'll just go to my friend's apartment!WITHOUT CALLING!"Josie argued.
Josie drove to her friend's apartment."Kate!"She saw her friend lay dead on the سوفی, لٹانا with blood running down her face."OH MY GOD!HELP!!!!!911!"
- - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - --- - ---
1 ماہ later,Josie tried to find out who killed her best friend.She later found out that she had a sister that was murdered in 1989.Her mom was dating a detective,So he helped her ."Okay,It...
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The start and the only chapter: "Oh my god there's a sale on MINISKIRTS Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!" "Envy just SHUT UP!!!! آپ are a GUY NOT A GIRL!!!!" Lust yells at Envy as he stares at the miniskirt sale sign. "Hey آپ bums want simethin یا are آپ goin to keep starin in my store like a couple of freaks?" "Uh I guess that we can look around." "Come on Lust there is a sale on MINISKIRTS here lets go in and buy some MINISKIRTS!!!!!!!!!" Lust just groans as Envy dragged her in the store. "Um Lust?" "Yeah?" "Why is the Fullmetal Pipsqueak here?" "WHAT?!" "That voice, is that Envy and Lust? Al do آپ hear...
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posted by lupichkata
Sorry, if it's too short, but that's all i could think of.
1. Go to him and say "I know what آپ did last summer and i'll tell Ron." and see what his reaction is.
2. Poke him with a wand یا a stick and when he turns around, pretend it wasn't you.
3. Tell him he has his mother's eyes and his father's package.
4. Laugh hysterically every time he walks in front of آپ and when he asks why whisper "I've read your diary." then run away. Still laughing hysterically.
5. Ask him how his parents are.
6. Ask him if Dumbledore has proposed yet.
7. Write an erotic story about Snape and Harry's mom and read it...
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posted by karpach_14
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor سے طرف کی floor, and once آپ find what آپ are looking for, آپ can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling آپ what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The دوستوں laugh and without hesitation اقدام on to...
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 James
James
کیبن for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Nine: James

    I’m James Ricky Reese. I live with my little sister, Cassie, and my older brother (he’s a bum), Greg. I have a hot girlfriend named Chelsea and annoying parents named Kristi and Bobby.
     Anyways, I am singing my پسندیدہ song, 21 guns سے طرف کی Green دن whenever I hear the all American, annoying Beth scream. It’s not this scared, “It’s a spider” scream. It’s this really excited scream. “OH MY GOD HE’S COMING HERE TONIGHT!” I look over at her and expect her to be jumping up and down...
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کیبن for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Seven: Laken


    Hi! I’m Laken Reese Barenshsky. I’m 19 and I live with my parents and my 15 سال old brother, Jason. I have the most wonderful, beautiful girlfriend, Tori. She’s pretty, she has long brown hair, that’s naturally curly, brown eyes and her smile is gorgeous, like I’ve just been snapped with the sun! God, she’s sexy.
    “GOALLLLLLLL!” I scream whenever I kick the ناشپاتی, ناشپاتیاں into the side of this dumpster کی, ڈمپسٹر in the back of the store. Zack grumbles (because he’s a loser!) and we keep kicking this...
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posted by smileypop9
These مضامین are gonna be the thoughts on life and stuff, and this is part two.
I did this because I was bored, and because I wanna get my thoughts out.
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Rap in one word? Crap.
That's my opinion, so don't bash me.
.
Anyway, I hate that stupid drivel. Yeah ok, sorry kids, that I sound like your mother. But I really think that people who listen to rap could seriously use an update to their tunes.
Why would آپ wanna listen to موسیقی from people who wear their pants down to their knees, objectify women, and swear 24/7?
There's much better موسیقی available.
...
People who listen to rap are kinda...
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The Dr. Z!!
By: moolah
(Note: I’ve changed both me and my friend’s name for privacy. I have also changed the name of the school, and my [math] teacher )
[P.S: For Ellen’s part, I am just guessing what happened when I was in the bathroom!]
True Story.

Scene: Applebee’s
Time: 7:50
Why: My birthday dinner
Who: Tabby(me) and Ellen(my friend)
Tabby’s P.O.V
    I had to go to the bathroom, so my friend Ellen and I went to the Applebee’s bathroom, and I knocked on the one door to a stall. “YES HONEY!” A woman *I think* who sounded strangely like a man laughed as she spoke...
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1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.

2. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain آپ understand it.

3. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some coffee to help آپ concentrate.

4. Stop off at another floor, on the way back and visit with your friend from class. If your friend hasn't started the paper yet either, آپ can both walk to the nearby cafe and buy a hamburger to help آپ concentrate. If your friend shows آپ his paper, typed, double-spaced, and bound in one of those irritating see-through plastic folders,...
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posted by invadercalliope
Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Sweet little bumble bee I know what آپ want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble bee مزید than just a fantasy
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da

My دل skips a beat
When آپ walk in the room
I go boom boom boom
You go zoom zoom zoom
You're my playboy, playtoy
Love and my friend
I wanna be with آپ until the end

I give my دل and my soul to you
To make آپ see its true
Im so confused, baby, cant آپ see
Please come rescue me

Sweet little bumble bee I know what آپ want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble...
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