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 Donald Trump is The Man.
Donald Trump is The Man.
I admit that when Donald Trump was first elected as President I had mixed feelings about him but now I'm truly convinced that he truly is the President that America really needs.Today I'm going to express all the reasons why I believe that Donald Trump becoming President is the best thing that has ever happened to America and that he will truly make America great again.So lets start:
1.He's a big patriot who always puts America first
Donald Trump is a man who is very loyal to his country so he always thinks about ways to make his country America a better place in order in improve life for Americans.
2.He will increase the American economy
Whether آپ like him یا not آپ have to admit that he is a brilliant businessman so its obvious that he is going to increase the economy سے طرف کی opening new businesses and helping the existing business companies so that they wont be forced to اقدام from America to Mexico
3.He is a fearless leader who isn't afraid to speak the truth
Honestly,the current America is a real mess.You have Mexicans who corrupt our youth سے طرف کی selling drugs to them and raping white girls,Muslims who always commit terrorists attacks in order in to make America shy away from fighting the threat of Islamic Fundamentalism and blacks who always terrorize innocent white Americans and have a hidden agenda to take over America and turn all white people into slaves.If we don't stop them than America is going to be ruined and the worst thing is that because of political correctness people are afraid to speak against this dangerous criminals.
However Donald Trump is different because he is a fearless leader who who always speaks the truth without caring about what people say about him.The best example of his fearless attitude is how he informed everyone about the Muslim terrorist attack that happened in Sweden this February unlike Swedish government who tried to hide the fact that the terrorist attack happened because they didn't want to risk losing their عنوان as the most PC country in the world.
4.He is going to build a wall
Trump is going to build a دیوار in order to separate the American Paradise from the hell that is Mexico so that filthy Mexican demons wont be able to enter America in order to corrupt our youth and downgrade our society.
5.He doesn't believe in the"Global Warming"myth so he wont waste our budget on stupid shit like protecting the environment
I wish that people would realize that Global Warming is nothing مزید than a stupid lie that was created سے طرف کی dumbass hippies in order to force people to protect nature.
One of the reasons why Donald Trump is awesome is the fact that he wont waste our budget on stupid shit like planting مزید trees,protecting stupid and useless animals etc.Instead he is going to increase the military budget in order to keep America as the strongest military force in the world so that China and Russia wont stand a chance against us.
6.His zodiac sign is Gemini
I know what you're thinking right now,why the hell is a President's zodiac sing important?Well the answer is quite simple;its because zodiac signs are very important to determine people's personalities and relationships to others.
Trump is Gemini and Putin is Libra and since both Gemini and Libra are compatible because of the fact that they both Air signs means that its very unlikely for Russia and America to get into war with each other
7.His sex appeal
Honestly,have آپ seen any other President that it as sexy looking as him?I bet that the Russians are green from envy that our President is hot as hell while their President looks like an ugly dwarf.Also he's a real trend سیٹر, اسے as well because ever since he's become President everyone started to dye their hair مالٹا, نارنگی in order to look like him.
These are my reasons why I believe that Trump is awesome and if آپ are a Trump hater I hope that your opinion of him will change after reading this article.

Also HAPPY APRIL FOOLS' دن to everyone who has wasted their precious time سے طرف کی reading this stupid مضمون :D

#SaturdaySatire
 All hail to the Great Emperor Donald Trump
All hail to the Great Emperor Donald Trump
"Joe!It wasn't any of the three girls!What now?"Josie asked."Whoa wait,Three?There was only two in her apartment!It Was Natalie and Penny!Natalie came in to see if Kate was okay!Then she called the cops!That means it was-"Joe said."Penny!!!What!!That's IT!"Josie کہا as she got her walkie talkie thing."Attention all units!This 92-J4!I need a couple cops to back me up at اخروٹ Evergreen 46 lane!And hurry!"Josie said.
"Thanks Joe!"7 منٹ later she and 4 other cops were at Penny's house."Okay,One,Two,Three!"Jenny said,As they busted down the door.They heard a gulp upstairs."Upstairs,Go go go."Josie...
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posted by adaug
Hello!Welcome to سوالات with me!Okay first question:Uhm there's no name on here,okay well i says:Q:Why does TV Have commercials?A:good question!
answer is:WHY IS THE FREAKING SKY BLUE?GOD SHUT UP!

What do آپ think?Give your opinion in the comments!
And put your سوال in the تبصرے and I'll answer one tomorrow!Bye!



IGNORE THIS PART!(I GOTTA MAKE IT LONGER!)

Yeah Remember TO تبصرہ YOUR QUESTION!I WILL TRY AND ANSWER ONE,EITHER LATER TODAY,OR TOMORROW!


SO I GOTTA MAKE THIS THING LONGER (idk why)But yup!
Gah gotta make it longer!ARG!Oh well!
what if بھیڑوں, بھیڑ where one of us do do do
a simple slob like one of us do do do

i don't live on a farm and i don't have a pet بھیڑوں, بھیڑ but there something about writting random مضمون about them i a krave

idiots put them in pies i think that is very disturbing آپ wouldn't but a baby in a pie??!!???!!

so what i'm saying is donate £3 a ماہ and a بھیڑوں, بھیڑ will be دیا a ہوم and not a pie and آپ will get a free adoption pack and a cudderly toy and what eever آپ donate shut-your-face fund will triple it
posted by nomblahnom
As I stare listlessly into the mirror, the fuzzy image that gazes back at me is someone I barely recognize. But I do. They say prison causes profound changes in a man, and the most extraordinary stem from the most incredible circumstances. That man in the mirror has undergone an unimaginable plethora of alterations because he is the absolute worst thing one can be in prison: an innocent man.

I detect the bitterness in his hazel eyes, the constant worry that wrinkles his forehead, the anxiety that sets his jaw like cement and the frustration that has lightened his hair from brown to salty beige....
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posted by coolkatstar
I found this on the internet is so funny read and enjoy and if آپ like it the credit is not for me so have fun!

Guest: “why does the dog sit there and watch me eat?”
Hotel Host: “I can’t imagine, unless it’s because آپ have the plate he usually eats from.”

A guy phones up his boss , but gets the bosses’ wife instead:
“I am afraid he died last week” she explains.

The اگلے دن the man calls again and asks for the boss.

“I told آپ “the wife replies, “He died last week”

The اگلے دن again he calls again and once مزید asks to speak to his boss, سے طرف کی this time the wife is getting...
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posted by invadercalliope
All the things she said
All the things she said
Running through my head
Running through my head
Running through my head
All the things she said
All the things she said
Running through my head
Running through my head
All the things she کہا
This is not enough

I'm in serious shit, I feel totally lost
If I'm asking for help it's only because
Being with آپ has opened my eyes
Could I ever believe such a perfect surprise?

I keep asking myself, wondering how
I keep closing my eyes but I can't block آپ out
Wanna fly to a place where it's just آپ and me
Nobody else so we can be free

All the things she said
All the...
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posted by victorodonnell
I struggle to find my way back home,
Through the snow that clouds my vision.
Gasping for breath,
Watching the smoke wafting away,
I feel something strike me…
Something so strong, so light,
Just like the kiss آپ gave me,
On my dreariest days…

Very soon, pain strikes me at the same place,
Where your love struck me once.
Reflexively, my brain retains them -
Those memories that make me live,
Those memories that make me die.
I see you, baby, although my vision is hazy,
I see your smile, and feel the warmth
That made me smile, and now, that makes me cry!

I was like a lonely lion,
Wandering with no aim, no...
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posted by EllentheStrange
1.Ravens
2.Crows
3.Blood
4.Gothic
5.Emo
6.Punk
7.eyes
8.Horror
9.Macabre
10.Death
11.My Chemical Romance
12.wiL Francis
13.Tre Cool(as of three منٹ ago)
14.werewolves
15.Robert Pattinson
16.Strangeness
17.AFI
18.Fanpop
19.Taking pictures
20.Edgar Allen Poe
21.Stephen King
23.Anne Rice
24.Alfred Hitchcock
25.The Crow
26.Comic Books
27.Cats
28.Cemeteries and graveyards
29.Deviantart
30.Strange fashion
hahahaha,i'm so weird.anyways leave your تبصرے telling me what آپ thing
posted by slushy
    Staggering, running throught the pitch-dark forest I felt the cold wind rushing over my body. How fast was I going? I hadn't felt this fast in a good while. I must have been going faster than my normal 40 when this happens. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not very fast. Most of the others in my pack are faster than me. But I am the strongest female...of course there are only two. Roxy and I. But anyway, I am tough. Tougher than most in this pack. The alpha we refer to as Dominic is surprised at my deal of strength, being a female and all. I am often praised for my great mind....
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ارے hey!!!!!!!!!

Bored online, so I just decided to make a فہرست of شبیہیں I think are really cool. I got all of them from Glitter Graphics.com.

Awesome website people!

Check it out some time!

Why am I typing like this?

I'm taking up space!

They won't let me کریں شائع the مضمون because I don't have enough typed in the مضمون space!

Well, haha, Fanpop people!

Haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, I guess this is about it.

Scroll for random insanity!

La

La

Lalala!

Plz comment!!!!!!!!!!
 Sooooooooooo cute!!!!!!
Sooooooooooo cute!!!!!!
 Rain, rain, go away.....
Rain, rain, go away.....
 Squee!!!!!
Squee!!!!!
 If it's too loud, your too old!
If it's too loud, your too old!
 Lost......
Lost......
 People aren't the only ones who suffer! Please help stop animal abuse:'(
People aren't the only ones who suffer! Please help stop animal abuse:'(
 Immature is just another word used سے طرف کی people that don't know how to have fun!
Immature is just another word used by people that don't know how to have fun!
 Reality bites!
Reality bites!
 Awwwww:)
Awwwww:)
 <3
<3
 Werewolves are better than vampires! Nuff said!
Werewolves are better than vampires! Nuff said!
 It reminds me of Maximum Ride, my پسندیدہ book series!
It reminds me of Maximum Ride, my favorite book series!
 Love, not gender!
Love, not gender!
 Lol!
Lol!
 They pwn too!
They pwn too!
Its stupid not to care.
But its useless
I'm not going anywhere.

Used to think sometimes it was ok to lie.
But now you've got me askin' why
Tell me, why'd آپ let me think that I can fly?

What you've done is wrong.
F-Y-I thats the point of this song.

I know im stupid to think it.
But it was wrong to believe it.
Shoulda waited til I could see it.

So now,
Im lost so howww
Did this happen?
And آپ sit back just laughin
My دل left to fractions.

Ive learned my lesson.
Theres مزید to life than just a dream.
If آپ don't have a back up for your fantasy..
Its gonna hurt مزید than you'd think.

Are آپ buying my trust?...
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posted by HaiSuG96
RuHiU G. [Katia V.]
This is myspace. People post their "life stories" on the internet. They share their interests, likes, dislikes, music, ویڈیوز and the usual "I got them haters going like ____" , "i love my haters" or, "don't give a ____ about what others think". Myspace is a place full of lies. Some people say they don't give a crap about people telling them stuff to their faces, but they are the first ones آپ see crying in the restroom because of a stupid comment. They say that they love their haters, and sometimes I think "if آپ love your haters, then why do آپ hate back?" seriously....
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posted by jujuh98
Well my brother was asking me who are the 4 presidents on Mt. Rushmore and I named them all. Then he started saying that Thomas Jefferson invented the toilet and I told him someone else did and then he told me to look it up so I did and it کہا that Thomas Crapper invented the toilet. Isn't there similarities going on.
Thomas [Crapper] and [Toilet]. His last name is what alot of people do in a toilet. I also found out thats why some people call the toilet, "The Crapper". Yeah I laughed really hard when I found that out so if آپ don't then آپ need to see a doctor!!
#1: JAWS:
Lets review the only movie of the series, that isn't complete shit.

A series starting with the stupidest moment is the شارک jumping on the boat.. mean WHAT!?
And ends with a شارک roaring, fucking roaring,
And a man escaping a plane being dragged down سے طرف کی a شارک and escapes without a scratch "and nobody asking how". And that Sharks travel thousands of miles for revenge, and turns out the کہا revenge was poorly planned out, cause Michael literary jumps into the water, and Jaws swims away, even though the entire point of Jaws coming all that was the sole purpose of killing Michael....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: It feels great to be back everypony.
Master Sword: Now we're starting off season 2.
Audience: *Cheers*
Tom: Today's crossover parody, سب, سب سے اوپر Queer.
Audience: *Laughs*
Master Sword: This crossover parody combines سب, سب سے اوپر Gear with Glee.
Audience: *Laughs*
Tom: And begin.

Top Queer

Starring Tom Foolery as Jeremy Clarkson
Master Sword as James May
Saten Twist as Richard Hammond
Mortomis as Will Schuester
Snow Wonder...
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So 2020 was… a year. Can’t argue with those claims. But hey… some pretty good games came out.
So despite the state of the nightmare dimension that we currently find ourselves in, one thing I can say is that when it came to releases this year, 2020 fucking killed it. Honestly, I was just going to make this a سب, سب سے اوپر ten, but there were just so many games I wanted to talk about this year, and even still, I was upset that I had to cut some from the سب, سب سے اوپر twenty. Like Hades, Animal Crossing, Ori, Spider-Man, Resident Evil 3, so many other games to talk about. This was like my busiest سال for gaming...
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EPISODE 1:

Man: (Cleaning a red Bodhi truck, witch is Trever's tradition car in the game).

Trevor: (comes in, wearing his traditional white t-shirt and sweatpants) Hey. Nice car man.

Man: Jee. Thanks mister..

Trevor: Say. Wanna see something, (gives the man a random magazine).

Man: (camera zoomed up on him) What am I supposed to do with this!?

Trevor: (shown in the car when the camera zoomed back out) It's supposed to distract آپ as I steal your car.

Audience: (laughs and claps),

Man: (angrily) Hey!

Trevor: (driving off) آپ just been T-Jacked, bitch!

Audience: (cheers at this)

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