Random Article: Sugar Swaps Her رپورٹ Card (Credit belongs to adamkleinschmidt2003)

Sugar Swaps Her رپورٹ Card (Credit belongs to adamkleinschmidt2003)

posted by PeachyKeen1994

Original Video: link

Transcript:
Stan Smith: Okay, class, It is time to hand back your رپورٹ cards. I will pass them out now.
Sugar: Oh, lord, please let me have a good رپورٹ card. (Sugar sees her رپورٹ card and notices the bad grades and remarks, especially with Sugar being sent to a Mental People's School.) No! (x7) Waaaaaaaaaaaa!
Ella: Yay! I got a 4.0 GPA and Straight A's! (Ella leaves her desk) Mr. Smith, may I use the bathroom?
Stan: Sure. Also, we are looking for a time and تاریخ for your Student of the سال award ceremony.
Ella: Okay, thank you!
Sugar: I can't believe I got a 0.0 on my رپورٹ card. My parents will scream at me and ground me. (Sugar devises a sinister plan) Oh, I know. Maybe I can outdate my رپورٹ card, again. But I can swap my رپورٹ card with Ella's. I could just پار, صلیب out and switch our names on our رپورٹ cards. Ha ha ha ha! (Sugar switches her رپورٹ card with Ella, and gets the job done before Ella comes back from the bathroom)
Stan: Okay, class. It is the end of the day. Please come back to school with your رپورٹ cards signed سے طرف کی your parents. Goodbye.

(One گھنٹہ Later)
Ella's Mom: Hi, Ella. Did آپ get your رپورٹ card back yet?
Ella: Yes, I did mom. Look at my grades and teacher's notes. (Ella and her mom do not see what they expect. Ella's رپورٹ card has all F's and bad remarks.) But, mom. I thought I got a 4.0! That's what I got on my رپورٹ card.
Ella's Mom: Something seems very fishy here. I will get to the bottom of this. (She gets her phone to talk to Don about Ella's "grades") Hello. This is Arianna Anderson, Ella's mom. I am calling about her رپورٹ card.
Don: Oh, yes. Ella Anderson. She has one of the best رپورٹ cards in the entire school.
Ella's Mom: Well, her رپورٹ card has a 0.0 and bad behavior remarks. Mr. McGurrin, I know my daughter. She is a hard worker and would never in her life get a رپورٹ card like this.
Don: What, Mrs. Anderson. I can assure آپ Ella did not got a 0.0 on her رپورٹ card. The only person who got a 0.0 was... (Don realizes the truth about Ella's رپورٹ card) Oh! (x18) I'm so sorry for the mistake! I'll have her real رپورٹ card sent right away! I will also call this particular student's parents right away!
Ella's Mom: Okay, thank آپ so much. I hope this student gets grounded.

(Meanwhile With Sugar)
Sugar's Dad: Okay, Sugar. Give me your رپورٹ card. If it's bad, you're grounded. (Sees Sugar's رپورٹ card and hears the positive feedback that Sugar "earned" in class) Wow, Sugar. After all those straight F's, I couldn't believe it. آپ actually got straight A+. (Gets angry for a little bit) Wait a minute. Is this a fake رپورٹ card? Tell me right now!
Sugar: I decided to fix. I mean, work extra hard this semester so I can get a 4.0 GPA.
Sugar's Dad: (Happy) Okay. I'm so happy for you, Sugar. Let's go to Texas Roadhouse for a celebration رات کے کھانے, شام کا کھانا with fun and excitement.

(After Spending $1000 at Texas Roadhouse for Sugar)
Sugar's Dad: Um, Don, Mr. Smith, Ella, and Ella's mom, why are آپ all doing here with angry stares on your faces?
Don: We believe your daughter Sugar swapped رپورٹ cards with Ella while she wasn't looking. We know it was her, because she is the one with such bad grades/
Sugar's Dad: What?
Don: Here is her real رپورٹ card.
(Sugar's Dad looks at his daughter's REAL grades and doesn't like the look of it.)
Sugar's Dad: Oh!(x29) Sugar, I can't believe آپ swapped رپورٹ cards and got a 0.0 on your real رپورٹ card! I just spent $1000 dollars for آپ at Texas Roadhouse! That's it! آپ are grounded for 2 years! Go upstairs to your room now!

Notes:
*Ella's real رپورٹ card تبصرے read: Ella has been the sweetest angel in my class. She is always willing to participate in class and always follows the rules. Not once have I reprimanded her for her behavior. She is currently in the National Honor Society and I have recommended her for the Nobel Peace Prize. She has straight A+'s in my class! She is in the GATE program as well! We wish Ella the best of luck in High School!
*Sugar's real رپورٹ card تبصرے read: This has been the worst سال that Sugar's behavior has gotten! She has seriously injured several people. She cusses in class and doesn't listen to authority یا instruction AT ALL. I have caught her multiple times watching inappropriate ویڈیوز on the computers. I recommend either Special دن Class یا Sugar repeating the same grade اگلے year.

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