(Just a heads up for anyone who doesn't take nicely to curse words, they دکھائیں up in this article. So, viewer discretion advised. Though it is discernibly less profane than most of my other work.)
Hidelly ho, neighborinos! Surprise surprise, I'm not actually dead.
Well, at least not yet anyway. Have I jinxed myself before this مضمون has even started...?
Quite possibly, Jared. آپ fucking idiot.
Anyway, since I've got some ideas and motivation up my sleeve, I decided to write a song for ya'll. I'm sure the عنوان alone will win myself a million Grammies.
And when I say that, I'm not referring to those evil grandmothers from Cookie Clicker. That'd be absolutely goddamn ridiculous.
Regardless though, I don't write often anymore, so let's make this one count. KICK IT!
*Insert Overly Melodramatic Piano Here*
♫Sometimes آپ feel useless...♫
♫Like a screen door on a submarine, if ya know what I mean, I'm talking anger, depression, sadness...♫
♫While every other motherfucker's feelin' some bliss!♫
♫Because my name is Deathding and I'm here to say-♫
♫"Because my name is Deathding and I'm here to say!"♫
♫Stop treating me like a child, a bother یا a prick!
♫Or else I'll have آپ all suck my-
Thesaurus.....♫
*More Sad Piano For Ya'll*
♫So I got ہوم from school, slept a bit and shot a cannon♫
♫Watched some Kanon, but the میں تپ, تپ was never canon♫
♫I got up from my sheets, and to my dismay♫
♫I felt my sadness rise as I gazed down the drivewaaaay♫
♫But little did I know that some hope would arise♫
♫My weirdness someday would pay off in my eyes♫
♫Because my name is Deathding and I'm here to say-♫
♫My sexuality's a double entendre 'cause it goes both waaays...♫
♫'Cause it's a play on words, play on words!♫
♫So stop and take a look back and interpret what آپ heard♫
♫And even though our vernacular ain't so spectacular♫
♫I'm still droppin' rhymes like my vocab was oracular!♫
(Even though it's not.)
*Play That Sad Piano*
♫While I was at school, I practiced coding in Brackets♫
♫Keying out some brackets as I typed a tourney bracket♫
♫But like life itself, there's no way آپ can hack it♫
♫Just gotta mash buttons and proofread your homework packets♫
♫But fear not, and wipe those tears away!♫
♫Because you're bound to get fucked if your days are gray♫
♫Or is it spelled grey? In the UK, that's what they say♫
♫And while I'm rhymin' sublime, on a dime, to pass the time♫
♫Nobody will notice that I'm not straight یا gay...♫
♫'Cause todaaaayyy....♫
♫Yeah it's a play on words, play on words!♫
♫So stop and take a look back and interpret what آپ heard♫
♫And even though our vernacular ain't so spectacular♫
♫I'm still droppin' rhymes like my name was Mick Jagger!♫
♫Even though it's not!♫
♫Yeaaahhhh! Oh yeah!♫
*More Epic Piano Solo Goodness*
♫This is the part of the song♫
♫Where everything slows down, and time adjusts to a screeching haaaaalt....♫
♫How can that go wrong?♫
♫Killing some time سے طرف کی beating up a clock just to pass the tiiiiiiime♫
Wait, that doesn't rhyme...
♫Now that's not very sublime♫
♫Stopping the flow just to please the proletariat kind♫
♫Mind, don't mind, but it's all in your mind♫
♫Still dropping bars left and right like my fate was intertwined, refined, designed سے طرف کی all of humankiiiiiind....♫
♫Yeah I'm sure آپ know what's coming up in kiiiiind.....♫
♫Now I'm just screwing with words, screwing with words!♫
♫So stop and take a look back and interpret what آپ heard♫
♫And even though our vernacular ain't so spectacular♫
♫I'm still dropping bars with the sharpness of a daggeeeeeer!♫
♫Nagging on and oooooooooon!♫
♫Yeeeaaaahhhh!♫
(Take my life.)
Hidelly ho, neighborinos! Surprise surprise, I'm not actually dead.
Well, at least not yet anyway. Have I jinxed myself before this مضمون has even started...?
Quite possibly, Jared. آپ fucking idiot.
Anyway, since I've got some ideas and motivation up my sleeve, I decided to write a song for ya'll. I'm sure the عنوان alone will win myself a million Grammies.
And when I say that, I'm not referring to those evil grandmothers from Cookie Clicker. That'd be absolutely goddamn ridiculous.
Regardless though, I don't write often anymore, so let's make this one count. KICK IT!
*Insert Overly Melodramatic Piano Here*
♫Sometimes آپ feel useless...♫
♫Like a screen door on a submarine, if ya know what I mean, I'm talking anger, depression, sadness...♫
♫While every other motherfucker's feelin' some bliss!♫
♫Because my name is Deathding and I'm here to say-♫
♫"Because my name is Deathding and I'm here to say!"♫
♫Stop treating me like a child, a bother یا a prick!
♫Or else I'll have آپ all suck my-
Thesaurus.....♫
*More Sad Piano For Ya'll*
♫So I got ہوم from school, slept a bit and shot a cannon♫
♫Watched some Kanon, but the میں تپ, تپ was never canon♫
♫I got up from my sheets, and to my dismay♫
♫I felt my sadness rise as I gazed down the drivewaaaay♫
♫But little did I know that some hope would arise♫
♫My weirdness someday would pay off in my eyes♫
♫Because my name is Deathding and I'm here to say-♫
♫My sexuality's a double entendre 'cause it goes both waaays...♫
♫'Cause it's a play on words, play on words!♫
♫So stop and take a look back and interpret what آپ heard♫
♫And even though our vernacular ain't so spectacular♫
♫I'm still droppin' rhymes like my vocab was oracular!♫
(Even though it's not.)
*Play That Sad Piano*
♫While I was at school, I practiced coding in Brackets♫
♫Keying out some brackets as I typed a tourney bracket♫
♫But like life itself, there's no way آپ can hack it♫
♫Just gotta mash buttons and proofread your homework packets♫
♫But fear not, and wipe those tears away!♫
♫Because you're bound to get fucked if your days are gray♫
♫Or is it spelled grey? In the UK, that's what they say♫
♫And while I'm rhymin' sublime, on a dime, to pass the time♫
♫Nobody will notice that I'm not straight یا gay...♫
♫'Cause todaaaayyy....♫
♫Yeah it's a play on words, play on words!♫
♫So stop and take a look back and interpret what آپ heard♫
♫And even though our vernacular ain't so spectacular♫
♫I'm still droppin' rhymes like my name was Mick Jagger!♫
♫Even though it's not!♫
♫Yeaaahhhh! Oh yeah!♫
*More Epic Piano Solo Goodness*
♫This is the part of the song♫
♫Where everything slows down, and time adjusts to a screeching haaaaalt....♫
♫How can that go wrong?♫
♫Killing some time سے طرف کی beating up a clock just to pass the tiiiiiiime♫
Wait, that doesn't rhyme...
♫Now that's not very sublime♫
♫Stopping the flow just to please the proletariat kind♫
♫Mind, don't mind, but it's all in your mind♫
♫Still dropping bars left and right like my fate was intertwined, refined, designed سے طرف کی all of humankiiiiiind....♫
♫Yeah I'm sure آپ know what's coming up in kiiiiind.....♫
♫Now I'm just screwing with words, screwing with words!♫
♫So stop and take a look back and interpret what آپ heard♫
♫And even though our vernacular ain't so spectacular♫
♫I'm still dropping bars with the sharpness of a daggeeeeeer!♫
♫Nagging on and oooooooooon!♫
♫Yeeeaaaahhhh!♫
(Take my life.)
Are there even true friendship until now?
سے طرف کی Secret Irken Invader Eve
Friendship. It is a word that is ALMOST a myth.
Friendship starts with a friend.
A friend gives آپ happiness and loyalty.
A friend is meant to make a promise.
A promise which is that he یا she will never turn his یا her back on you...... یا betray you.
But that friend suddenly breaks that promise.
Turns its back on آپ and stick its self to greed.
آپ cannot trust so much in this type of timeline.
آپ can never again.
He/she will leave آپ disappointed and let آپ down.
Why should آپ look for someone else like He is not enough.
He who created you,
Loved you,
Cared for you.
Why look for somebody else
When آپ have God with his love all wrapped around you.
سے طرف کی Secret Irken Invader Eve
Friendship. It is a word that is ALMOST a myth.
Friendship starts with a friend.
A friend gives آپ happiness and loyalty.
A friend is meant to make a promise.
A promise which is that he یا she will never turn his یا her back on you...... یا betray you.
But that friend suddenly breaks that promise.
Turns its back on آپ and stick its self to greed.
آپ cannot trust so much in this type of timeline.
آپ can never again.
He/she will leave آپ disappointed and let آپ down.
Why should آپ look for someone else like He is not enough.
He who created you,
Loved you,
Cared for you.
Why look for somebody else
When آپ have God with his love all wrapped around you.
آپ just shut the door i fell like مزید when آپ say i'm shy i cry saying why? why? do آپ make sure to love me even though i'm shy do آپ ever ever ever think to try? do آپ think of me? when آپ say shy shy shy i say why and i'll sit and think about waiting when آپ say hi well than آپ won't be mine! yes this is love but does it hurt? when i cry? when آپ say shy and i know it's true but i'm alright i and i love you! why would say means things why would آپ say the stuff that stings why would آپ say that word when i know آپ much? i don't think i would be with آپ if i knew a thing یا two about your life آپ backstabbing چھری i trusted آپ and yet آپ still flew without me
She's beautiful...
Her brown eyes sparkle.
Her nails are perfect.
Her golden brown hair shines like polished wood.
She is an average height for twenty-one.
She's playful, friendly.
She never gets mad.
She loves food.
She hugs آپ a lot.
Don't آپ love her?
I do...
I love my dog.
:D:D:D:D:D:D
Her brown eyes sparkle.
Her nails are perfect.
Her golden brown hair shines like polished wood.
She is an average height for twenty-one.
She's playful, friendly.
She never gets mad.
She loves food.
She hugs آپ a lot.
Don't آپ love her?
I do...
I love my dog.
:D:D:D:D:D:D
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!",a teen named Tessa screamed as she was falling down a hole.
Everyone gasped.
"NO!!!",her friend Dana yelled
"Tessa!",another friend,Martha shouted."No!No!No!No!No!No!!You still owe me 50 bucks,man!"
"That darn lady,she چرا لیا, چوری کی our money,man!",a cowboy said."What a shame"
"No..", a girl named Erica whispered.
"Oh my god!",cowboy said
Everyone sobbed."All that money!", a lady named Lisa wailed."No!!!!!!!"
"The money is gone,man!",Lisa's sister Sara whined.
The cowboy sighed.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!",Martha screamed."MY MONEY!!!!!!!!!!"
Everyone gasped.
"NO!!!",her friend Dana yelled
"Tessa!",another friend,Martha shouted."No!No!No!No!No!No!!You still owe me 50 bucks,man!"
"That darn lady,she چرا لیا, چوری کی our money,man!",a cowboy said."What a shame"
"No..", a girl named Erica whispered.
"Oh my god!",cowboy said
Everyone sobbed."All that money!", a lady named Lisa wailed."No!!!!!!!"
"The money is gone,man!",Lisa's sister Sara whined.
The cowboy sighed.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!",Martha screamed."MY MONEY!!!!!!!!!!"
One fine دن in the middle of the night two dead me got u to fight back to back they faced
eachother drew there swords and shot eachother
the deff policeman heard the noise and came to arrest thoughs two young boys if u dont believe me u know its true ask the blind man he saw to.
(i like that thing یا whatever u call it lalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa im only puting this part because the مضمون is not long enough and blahblahblah and all that stuff and stuff and oh my god how long does it need to be)
eachother drew there swords and shot eachother
the deff policeman heard the noise and came to arrest thoughs two young boys if u dont believe me u know its true ask the blind man he saw to.
(i like that thing یا whatever u call it lalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa im only puting this part because the مضمون is not long enough and blahblahblah and all that stuff and stuff and oh my god how long does it need to be)
There's a place in my mind
No one knows where it hides
And my fantasy is flying
It's a قلعہ in the sky
It's a world of our past
Where the legend still lasts
And the king wears the crown
But the magic spell is law
Take your sword and your shield
There's a battle on the field
You're a knight and you're right
So with dragons now you'll fight
And my fancy is flying
It's a قلعہ in the sky
یا there's nothing out there
These are castles in the air
Fairytales live in me
Fables coming from my memory
Fantasy is not a crime
Find your قلعہ in the sky
You've got the key
Of the kingdom of the clouds
Open the door
Leaving back your doubts
You've got the power
To live another childhood
So ride the wind
That leads آپ to the moon 'cause..."
No one knows where it hides
And my fantasy is flying
It's a قلعہ in the sky
It's a world of our past
Where the legend still lasts
And the king wears the crown
But the magic spell is law
Take your sword and your shield
There's a battle on the field
You're a knight and you're right
So with dragons now you'll fight
And my fancy is flying
It's a قلعہ in the sky
یا there's nothing out there
These are castles in the air
Fairytales live in me
Fables coming from my memory
Fantasy is not a crime
Find your قلعہ in the sky
You've got the key
Of the kingdom of the clouds
Open the door
Leaving back your doubts
You've got the power
To live another childhood
So ride the wind
That leads آپ to the moon 'cause..."
nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan
1. they will sing his songs
2.they will blush when they here somone say his name یا talk about one of his new songs
3.they will have atleast one picture of him
4.gets upset if they cant go to one of his concerts
5. wont be afraid to say hes cool
6.listens to his موسیقی every night to go to sleep with
7.will ask آپ if آپ have heard his new song
8.screams if someone else says i love justin beiber
9.is always talking about a video they watched of him on youtube
10.will say they hate یا love whatever he does even if they hate it یا love it
2.they will blush when they here somone say his name یا talk about one of his new songs
3.they will have atleast one picture of him
4.gets upset if they cant go to one of his concerts
5. wont be afraid to say hes cool
6.listens to his موسیقی every night to go to sleep with
7.will ask آپ if آپ have heard his new song
8.screams if someone else says i love justin beiber
9.is always talking about a video they watched of him on youtube
10.will say they hate یا love whatever he does even if they hate it یا love it