Flemington, New Jersey.
Johnny: *Walks into Allied Vision to get new glasses*
Receptionist: Hello Mr. Lightning. Jim will be with آپ shortly.
Johnny: Thank you. *Sits down, and looks at the magazines*
Narrator: When I was a kid, the Highlights magazines were one of my پسندیدہ to read, and I still take an occasional glance here and there.
A blond woman walked into the store, and pointed a gun at Johnny.
Woman: Mr. Lightning, I have a friend who wishes to speak with آپ outside.
Johnny: Very well. *Walks outside with the woman*
Receptionist: *Looks at the woman's gun, and puts her finger on a white button under her desk*
Johnny: *Sees another blond woman*
Woman 2: Mr. Lightning. Do آپ remember someone سے طرف کی the name of Ms. A?
Johnny: The leader of Squadron 86?
Woman: My colleague and I are all that's left of her organization thanks to you, but I promised her that I would have آپ killed.
Johnny: I don't suppose an interrogation is in order. What do آپ want to talk about? Baseball? Hockey? I'm very fond of Tennis myself.
Woman 2: Enough stalling. I'm taking آپ to a place where no one can witness you're death.
Police sirens were heard in the background. The two women were caught off guard.
Song (Start at 2:19): link
Johnny: *Kicks the woman behind her, and takes her gun, shooting the سیکنڈ woman*
Woman: *Running away*
Johnny: *Chases her down* Stop!
Woman: You'll never catch me!
Johnny: Turn yourself in! I can protect you!
Woman: I don't want your protection!
Johnny: This is your final warning! If I don't catch you, the police will!
Woman: *Running across the highway*
Johnny: *Stops, and points the gun at her head*
Woman: *Makes it across, and pulls out another gun*
Johnny: *Shoots her*
Stop the song
Police: *Arrive in two Ford Explorers*
Johnny: *Puts the gun away, and pulls out a card*
Police Officer: *Looks at the card* CIA? What happened?
Johnny: Just tying up some loose ends. The terrorist organization she was working for no longer exists. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to get new glasses. *Walks away*
Police Officer: Yes sir. Thank آپ for your service.
Opening Credits Song: link
Johnny: *Sits down looking at a screen. He sees a wanted sign on it for a bad guy. He nods and gets up*
JOHNNY LIGHTNING
Johnny: *Looks at his watch, and presses a red button activating it*
Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Johnny Lightning
Johnny: *In a parking garage. He starts to run as he selects the 1958 Plymouth Belvedere. Once he selects it, he jumps into mid-air making the car automatically appear with him in it. He drifts left out of the parking garage*
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ISIS Members: *Walking together with AK47's*
Johnny: *Runs out from a building behind them, and bashes their heads together*
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Johnny: *Jumps out of a helicopter with a parachute. After a few seconds, he deploys it, and slowly goes down towards a rooftop*
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Johnny: *Slides down towards a gravestone with an M14, and fires five bullets*
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Johnny: *Combing his hair, and then cleans the lenses of his glasses*
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Johnny: *Running on a boxcar. He jumps on a gondola, doing a front roll once he lands. He grabs a guy in a black coat, and punches him three times, then throws him off*
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Commander Kane: *Sitting behind his ڈیسک with his feet on them*
Jack Nicholson as Commander Kane
Johnny: *Drives back into the parking garage. He stops the car, gets out, and hits the red button. His Plymouth Belvedere disappears, going back into the watch*
Song: link
Johnny: *Returns to his house in Milford in his Karmann Ghia*
Episode 10: Protection
Johnny: *Gets out of his car, and makes it go back into his watch*
Special guest stars
Hilary Esposito as Karen Esposito
Bryanna Russo as Smoky
کرن, رے Liotta as Detective Cartman
Narrator: There was another woman who actually wanted my protection. I told her to wait for me at my place.
Johnny: *Goes on his front porch, and looks at his checker board. He puts all the pieces on the board*
He gets a phone call, but it's from a random number, and he rejects the call.
Narrator: There's got to be a way to stop scam calls once and for all.
Karen: *Arrives in a BMW M2*
Johnny: *Looks at her car*
Narrator: Nice. I wouldn't mind driving one of those.
Karen: *Steps out of the car*
Stop the song
Johnny: *Walks towards Karen*
Karen: *Walks onto the sidewalk in front of Johnny's house*
Johnny: آپ Karen?
Karen: Yes sir. I thought آپ کہا آپ were a CIA agent.
Johnny: I am. آپ can't always judge us سے طرف کی our clothing. Are آپ thirsty?
Karen: Now that آپ mention it, I could use a refreshment.
Johnny: Why don't I get آپ a can of Coke? *Walks inside the house*
Karen: *Sits on the porch*
A Toyota arrived with two men inside.
Karen: *Looks at the Toyota, and runs inside the house*
Men: *Park in front of Karen's car, and run towards the house*
Johnny: *Gets two cans of Coca-Cola out of the refrigerator* So, what's on your mind?
Karen: Two men are trying to get in the house.
Johnny: *Pulls out his 1911R1*
Man: *Shoots two bullets through the window on the door. They both hit a دیوار in front of Johnny*
Johnny: *Shoots both men* Thanks for the warning.
Karen: How about that coke?
Johnny: *Gives her a can* Knock yourself out. I gotta get some info on those guys to pay for the door.
While drinking Coca-Cola, Johnny and Karen talked about a possible threat to the American society.
Karen: She just asked if I wanted a job, so I didn't know what it was at the time.
Johnny: And آپ two go, way back.
Karen: We've been دوستوں since pre-school.
Johnny: Prior to the job offer, when was the last time آپ talked to her?
Karen: A week. مزید like, eight days ago.
Johnny: Did آپ notice anything strange with her at that time?
Karen: No. Probably because things were going well for her until now. She needs someone to help deliver the weapons to customers. Once she told me about her operation, I had to inform someone about it.
A knock was heard on the door.
Johnny: Stay here. *Opens the door* Ah, good. آپ made it.
Detective Cartman: *Walks into the house*
Karen: Who is this?
Johnny: I used to work with him in the FBI before he retired.
Detective Cartman: Only for two days. After I left, I heard آپ transferred to the Central Intelligence Agency.
Johnny: Yeah. Karen tells me there's a weapon dealer in this area. Have آپ heard anything about this?
Detective Cartman: Would آپ be referring to Smoky per chance?
Karen: Her real name is Alex, but yes, she goes سے طرف کی the name Smoky.
Johnny: Why Smoky?
Detective Cartman: Because she's smoking hot.
Johnny: That makes sense. Now Karen, this is basically a CIA operation, but the State Police are going to help me protect you.
Detective Cartman: And they also agreed to let us take her in alive.
Karen: آپ want her dead. If she stays alive, she'll be an extremely dangerous threat.
Detective Cartman: I think me and the department can handle one weapons dealer.
Johnny: There are a few things I need to know, which will make finding Smoky easier, and will put an end to this as quickly as possible.
Pattenburg, New Jersey. At one of the many houses, dozens of people were enjoying a pool party.
Smoky: We have been in operation for only six days, but we are financially growing big.
Guard 24: Where do آپ want us to send the اگلے shipment of weapons?
Smoky: I should have your فہرست in a few minutes. In the meantime, enjoy some booze. *Goes inside the house*
There were a few مزید guests having chips, pretzels, and alcohol.
Smoky: *Grabs a plate, and takes a few pretzels*
Guard 27: *Vaping* ارے Smoky. *Blows smoke towards her butt*
Smoky: *Farts, blowing the smoke back*
Guard 27: That was awesome.
Smoky: *Puts her arms around his neck* Let's discuss some business upstairs. Then آپ can pleasure me.
Guard 27: *Biting his lip as he walks upstairs with Smoky*
In an unmarked Caprice, Detective Cartman was driving into the small town. Johnny was sitting in the back with Karen.
Johnny: I remember a good place nearby for lunch. آپ hungry as well?
Karen: I'm starved.
Detective Cartman: I might get a drink, but I'm not hungry.
Johnny: آپ sure? I'm buying.
Detective Cartman: In that case, my insides are rumbling. *Goes under a train bridge, and parks in front of the Pattenburg House*
Johnny: *Gets out with his two friends* It's been years since I came here. I wonder if the wings are still good. *Walks inside with Karen, and Detective Cartman*
Back at the house
Smoky: *In بستر with a guard* Thanks. I need to get going now.
Guard 27: Where to?
Smoky: I have to doublecheck something with one of my contacts. *Gets out of the bed, and puts her شرٹ, قمیض on*
Song: link
Johnny: *Sitting with Karen, and Detective Cartman at a table*
Waiter: *Arrives* Hey, my name is Derek, and I'll be your server. Any drinks آپ guys need?
Karen: Rootbeer.
Johnny: Same here.
Detective Cartman: May I get a bud light? *Shows the waiter his Driver's License*
Waiter: Very good.
Karen: *Looks at Johnny* So, how long have آپ been in the CIA?
Johnny: About three years now.
Karen: What's the best mission you've ever been on?
Johnny: Well, there was that one mission I did in New Zealand.
Smoky: *Walks into the Pattenburg House*
A cashier saw Smoky, and looked around to make sure no one was eavesdropping.
Smoky: *Walks over to the cashier* Did آپ see any cops lately?
Cashier: No.
Smoky: Well keep your eyes open, and look out for this woman. *Shows a picture of Karen*
Karen: *Looks at Smoky, and gets under the table*
Johnny: Uh, what are آپ doing?
Karen: Smoky's here.
Johnny: *Looks at Smoky talking to the cashier* آپ weren't lying Allen, she is hot.
Smoky: *Farts, then walks away*
Johnny: But I think I know the real reason why she's called Smoky.
Karen: *Gets back up*
Detective Cartman: That was close.
Waiter: *Arrives with their drinks*
Johnny: Thank you.
Waiter: You're welcome. آپ need a minute, یا are آپ ready to order?
Johnny: I think we're ready.
Waiter: That's good. *Pulls out a gun* Because we have someone who's hungry for information on your presence. Especially your girlfriend.
Johnny: She's not my girlfriend.
Karen: Yet.
Johnny: *Looks back at Karen*
Waiter: Stand up.
The three of them had no choice, but to obey the waiter.
Song: link
The pool party continued at Smoky's house, while Johnny was inside the basement with Karen. They were tied to metal chairs with plastic zip ties.
Johnny: *Opens his eyes*
Karen: *Wakes up*
Smoky: *Walks towards the two of them*
Johnny: Where's Allen?
Smoky: Detective Cartman is dead.
Johnny: آپ asshole!! *Charges towards Smoky, and pushes her into a wall*
Karen: *Looks around the room*
Johnny: *Knocks Smoky onto the ground, with part of the chair on her neck* Let us free یا I'll kill you!
Smoky: *Pulls out a knife*
Karen: *Moves towards Smoky* آپ better not try to kill him.
Smoky: *Cuts Johnny's restraint*
Johnny: *Takes the knife, and frees Karen*
Smoky: *Pulls out a gun*
Johnny: *Hits Smoky's wrist with the knife, making her drop the gun*
Smoky: Ow! *Runs away*
Johnny: After her! *Runs with Karen*
Karen: *Grabs the gun*
Guards: *Watching Smoky run out of the house*
Karen: *Shoots two guards*
Johnny: *Takes a guard's M14*
Every guest screamed as they ran out of the house. Smoky got into a Scion, and drove off.
Johnny: *Running with Karen as he looks at his watch* I say it's time for some American Glory. *Selects the 1958 Plymouth Belvidere* Jump!
Karen: *Jumps with Johnny*
Spawning his red, white, and blue Plymouth, Johnny started chasing Smoky. She was heading for I-78.
Johnny: Call State Police, tell them Cartman's dead, and we're in hot pursuit of Smoky.
Karen: *Gets her phone, and calls 9-1-1*
Dispatcher: Yes, Commander Kane told us everything. Remember, we need her alive.
Smoky: *Drifts onto the highway*
Johnny: *Following Smoky*
Dispatcher: All units, do not attack the Plymouth, that's a CIA car. He is helping us apprehend Smoky.
Four Caprice's entered the highway, and a roadblock was up ahead, created سے طرف کی two Ford's.
Smoky: *Goes onto the right side of the road, avoiding the roadblock*
Johnny: *Passes the roadblock*
Police: *Following Johnny*
Johnny: Take the rifle, and try to shoot out her tires.
Karen: *Sticks Johnny's M14 out the window*
Smoky: *Opens her دستانے, دستانہ compartment, and pulls out a Mini-Uzi*
Karen: *Shoots Smoky's bumper*
Smoky: *Shooting Johnny's window. A few stray bullets also hit a Caprice*
Police Officer: We got gunshots, I repeat, we got gunshots.
Johnny: Shut up, and give us a hand!
Karen: *Shoots Smoky's back window*
Johnny: You're way off.
Karen: I'm used to hand guns. *Uses the gun she چرا لیا, چوری کی from Smoky*
Smoky: *Passes a semi with a fuel trailer*
Police Officer 66: Contact Pennsylvania State Police, she's heading across state lines.
Johnny: *Getting closer to Smoky*
Smoky: *Throws a grenade*
Johnny: *Looks back* Get away from the truck!
But the state troopers didn't listen. All six of them exploded, and were dead.
Karen: Alex..
Johnny: She's not the Alex آپ used to know. I'm not sure what her motive is, but she definitely became greedy.
Smoky: *Reloads her Mini-Uzi*
Johnny: Give me the hand gun.
Karen: *Gives Johnny Smoky's pistol* آپ ever did this while driving?
Johnny: Nope, but I am pretty accurate.
Karen: Let's hope I'm as good as آپ are.
Johnny: *Swerves to the right*
Smoky: *Shooting at Johnny's car*
Johnny: *Shoots Smoky's arm*
Smoky: Ah!! *Losing control of her car, and crashes into the guardrail in the middle of the highway*
Johnny: *Stops behind Smoky's car*
Smoky: *Runs out of the car, and heads across the highway*
Johnny: Just like my doctor's appointment. *Running after Smoky*
Karen: *Following Johnny*
Smoky: *Stops a guy in a Ford F150* I need your truck, now!
Johnny: Stop!
Smoky: *Points her gun at Johnny*
Johnny: *Shoots Smoky's leg*
Smoky: *Laying on the ground, picks up her Mini-Uzi*
Johnny: *Kicks the gun away from Smoky*
Smoky: Give me that rifle!
Johnny: *Hits Smoky* Fuck you!
Karen: *Walks towards Smoky* Why Alex?
Smoky: I was tired of having to save money, after all those years we spent in high school.
As مزید state troopers arrived, Johnny leaned towards the defeated woman.
Johnny: Well let me tell آپ something.You'll be doing that مزید often now that you're going to jail. You'll probably spend the rest of your life behind bars.
Karen: We had a long friendship Alex, and آپ ruined it سے طرف کی trying to get me involved.
Police: *Arrive with an ambulance*
Johnny's mission was finally accomplished. At The Pattenburg House, Johnny and Karen went back for lunch.
Johnny: Now that Smoky's operations have been finished, at least I know the waiters won't try to kill us.
Waiter: *Arrives with chicken wings* Two orders of wings. Enjoy.
Karen: Thanks.
Waiter: You're welcome. *Walks away*
Karen: آپ know, there is one thing I'll miss about Alex.
Johnny: Your friendship?
Karen: Something else. *Sits on Johnny's lap*
Johnny: What?
Karen: *Farts*
Johnny: *Coughs* If you're trying to arouse me, wait until we get back to my place.
Karen: Can we at least kiss?
Johnny: Why not? *Kisses Karen*
Karen: *Moaning in pleasure*
The End
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from August 7, 2019
Johnny: *Walks into Allied Vision to get new glasses*
Receptionist: Hello Mr. Lightning. Jim will be with آپ shortly.
Johnny: Thank you. *Sits down, and looks at the magazines*
Narrator: When I was a kid, the Highlights magazines were one of my پسندیدہ to read, and I still take an occasional glance here and there.
A blond woman walked into the store, and pointed a gun at Johnny.
Woman: Mr. Lightning, I have a friend who wishes to speak with آپ outside.
Johnny: Very well. *Walks outside with the woman*
Receptionist: *Looks at the woman's gun, and puts her finger on a white button under her desk*
Johnny: *Sees another blond woman*
Woman 2: Mr. Lightning. Do آپ remember someone سے طرف کی the name of Ms. A?
Johnny: The leader of Squadron 86?
Woman: My colleague and I are all that's left of her organization thanks to you, but I promised her that I would have آپ killed.
Johnny: I don't suppose an interrogation is in order. What do آپ want to talk about? Baseball? Hockey? I'm very fond of Tennis myself.
Woman 2: Enough stalling. I'm taking آپ to a place where no one can witness you're death.
Police sirens were heard in the background. The two women were caught off guard.
Song (Start at 2:19): link
Johnny: *Kicks the woman behind her, and takes her gun, shooting the سیکنڈ woman*
Woman: *Running away*
Johnny: *Chases her down* Stop!
Woman: You'll never catch me!
Johnny: Turn yourself in! I can protect you!
Woman: I don't want your protection!
Johnny: This is your final warning! If I don't catch you, the police will!
Woman: *Running across the highway*
Johnny: *Stops, and points the gun at her head*
Woman: *Makes it across, and pulls out another gun*
Johnny: *Shoots her*
Stop the song
Police: *Arrive in two Ford Explorers*
Johnny: *Puts the gun away, and pulls out a card*
Police Officer: *Looks at the card* CIA? What happened?
Johnny: Just tying up some loose ends. The terrorist organization she was working for no longer exists. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to get new glasses. *Walks away*
Police Officer: Yes sir. Thank آپ for your service.
Opening Credits Song: link
Johnny: *Sits down looking at a screen. He sees a wanted sign on it for a bad guy. He nods and gets up*
JOHNNY LIGHTNING
Johnny: *Looks at his watch, and presses a red button activating it*
Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Johnny Lightning
Johnny: *In a parking garage. He starts to run as he selects the 1958 Plymouth Belvedere. Once he selects it, he jumps into mid-air making the car automatically appear with him in it. He drifts left out of the parking garage*
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ISIS Members: *Walking together with AK47's*
Johnny: *Runs out from a building behind them, and bashes their heads together*
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Johnny: *Jumps out of a helicopter with a parachute. After a few seconds, he deploys it, and slowly goes down towards a rooftop*
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Johnny: *Slides down towards a gravestone with an M14, and fires five bullets*
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Johnny: *Combing his hair, and then cleans the lenses of his glasses*
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Johnny: *Running on a boxcar. He jumps on a gondola, doing a front roll once he lands. He grabs a guy in a black coat, and punches him three times, then throws him off*
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Commander Kane: *Sitting behind his ڈیسک with his feet on them*
Jack Nicholson as Commander Kane
Johnny: *Drives back into the parking garage. He stops the car, gets out, and hits the red button. His Plymouth Belvedere disappears, going back into the watch*
Song: link
Johnny: *Returns to his house in Milford in his Karmann Ghia*
Episode 10: Protection
Johnny: *Gets out of his car, and makes it go back into his watch*
Special guest stars
Hilary Esposito as Karen Esposito
Bryanna Russo as Smoky
کرن, رے Liotta as Detective Cartman
Narrator: There was another woman who actually wanted my protection. I told her to wait for me at my place.
Johnny: *Goes on his front porch, and looks at his checker board. He puts all the pieces on the board*
He gets a phone call, but it's from a random number, and he rejects the call.
Narrator: There's got to be a way to stop scam calls once and for all.
Karen: *Arrives in a BMW M2*
Johnny: *Looks at her car*
Narrator: Nice. I wouldn't mind driving one of those.
Karen: *Steps out of the car*
Stop the song
Johnny: *Walks towards Karen*
Karen: *Walks onto the sidewalk in front of Johnny's house*
Johnny: آپ Karen?
Karen: Yes sir. I thought آپ کہا آپ were a CIA agent.
Johnny: I am. آپ can't always judge us سے طرف کی our clothing. Are آپ thirsty?
Karen: Now that آپ mention it, I could use a refreshment.
Johnny: Why don't I get آپ a can of Coke? *Walks inside the house*
Karen: *Sits on the porch*
A Toyota arrived with two men inside.
Karen: *Looks at the Toyota, and runs inside the house*
Men: *Park in front of Karen's car, and run towards the house*
Johnny: *Gets two cans of Coca-Cola out of the refrigerator* So, what's on your mind?
Karen: Two men are trying to get in the house.
Johnny: *Pulls out his 1911R1*
Man: *Shoots two bullets through the window on the door. They both hit a دیوار in front of Johnny*
Johnny: *Shoots both men* Thanks for the warning.
Karen: How about that coke?
Johnny: *Gives her a can* Knock yourself out. I gotta get some info on those guys to pay for the door.
While drinking Coca-Cola, Johnny and Karen talked about a possible threat to the American society.
Karen: She just asked if I wanted a job, so I didn't know what it was at the time.
Johnny: And آپ two go, way back.
Karen: We've been دوستوں since pre-school.
Johnny: Prior to the job offer, when was the last time آپ talked to her?
Karen: A week. مزید like, eight days ago.
Johnny: Did آپ notice anything strange with her at that time?
Karen: No. Probably because things were going well for her until now. She needs someone to help deliver the weapons to customers. Once she told me about her operation, I had to inform someone about it.
A knock was heard on the door.
Johnny: Stay here. *Opens the door* Ah, good. آپ made it.
Detective Cartman: *Walks into the house*
Karen: Who is this?
Johnny: I used to work with him in the FBI before he retired.
Detective Cartman: Only for two days. After I left, I heard آپ transferred to the Central Intelligence Agency.
Johnny: Yeah. Karen tells me there's a weapon dealer in this area. Have آپ heard anything about this?
Detective Cartman: Would آپ be referring to Smoky per chance?
Karen: Her real name is Alex, but yes, she goes سے طرف کی the name Smoky.
Johnny: Why Smoky?
Detective Cartman: Because she's smoking hot.
Johnny: That makes sense. Now Karen, this is basically a CIA operation, but the State Police are going to help me protect you.
Detective Cartman: And they also agreed to let us take her in alive.
Karen: آپ want her dead. If she stays alive, she'll be an extremely dangerous threat.
Detective Cartman: I think me and the department can handle one weapons dealer.
Johnny: There are a few things I need to know, which will make finding Smoky easier, and will put an end to this as quickly as possible.
Pattenburg, New Jersey. At one of the many houses, dozens of people were enjoying a pool party.
Smoky: We have been in operation for only six days, but we are financially growing big.
Guard 24: Where do آپ want us to send the اگلے shipment of weapons?
Smoky: I should have your فہرست in a few minutes. In the meantime, enjoy some booze. *Goes inside the house*
There were a few مزید guests having chips, pretzels, and alcohol.
Smoky: *Grabs a plate, and takes a few pretzels*
Guard 27: *Vaping* ارے Smoky. *Blows smoke towards her butt*
Smoky: *Farts, blowing the smoke back*
Guard 27: That was awesome.
Smoky: *Puts her arms around his neck* Let's discuss some business upstairs. Then آپ can pleasure me.
Guard 27: *Biting his lip as he walks upstairs with Smoky*
In an unmarked Caprice, Detective Cartman was driving into the small town. Johnny was sitting in the back with Karen.
Johnny: I remember a good place nearby for lunch. آپ hungry as well?
Karen: I'm starved.
Detective Cartman: I might get a drink, but I'm not hungry.
Johnny: آپ sure? I'm buying.
Detective Cartman: In that case, my insides are rumbling. *Goes under a train bridge, and parks in front of the Pattenburg House*
Johnny: *Gets out with his two friends* It's been years since I came here. I wonder if the wings are still good. *Walks inside with Karen, and Detective Cartman*
Back at the house
Smoky: *In بستر with a guard* Thanks. I need to get going now.
Guard 27: Where to?
Smoky: I have to doublecheck something with one of my contacts. *Gets out of the bed, and puts her شرٹ, قمیض on*
Song: link
Johnny: *Sitting with Karen, and Detective Cartman at a table*
Waiter: *Arrives* Hey, my name is Derek, and I'll be your server. Any drinks آپ guys need?
Karen: Rootbeer.
Johnny: Same here.
Detective Cartman: May I get a bud light? *Shows the waiter his Driver's License*
Waiter: Very good.
Karen: *Looks at Johnny* So, how long have آپ been in the CIA?
Johnny: About three years now.
Karen: What's the best mission you've ever been on?
Johnny: Well, there was that one mission I did in New Zealand.
Smoky: *Walks into the Pattenburg House*
A cashier saw Smoky, and looked around to make sure no one was eavesdropping.
Smoky: *Walks over to the cashier* Did آپ see any cops lately?
Cashier: No.
Smoky: Well keep your eyes open, and look out for this woman. *Shows a picture of Karen*
Karen: *Looks at Smoky, and gets under the table*
Johnny: Uh, what are آپ doing?
Karen: Smoky's here.
Johnny: *Looks at Smoky talking to the cashier* آپ weren't lying Allen, she is hot.
Smoky: *Farts, then walks away*
Johnny: But I think I know the real reason why she's called Smoky.
Karen: *Gets back up*
Detective Cartman: That was close.
Waiter: *Arrives with their drinks*
Johnny: Thank you.
Waiter: You're welcome. آپ need a minute, یا are آپ ready to order?
Johnny: I think we're ready.
Waiter: That's good. *Pulls out a gun* Because we have someone who's hungry for information on your presence. Especially your girlfriend.
Johnny: She's not my girlfriend.
Karen: Yet.
Johnny: *Looks back at Karen*
Waiter: Stand up.
The three of them had no choice, but to obey the waiter.
Song: link
The pool party continued at Smoky's house, while Johnny was inside the basement with Karen. They were tied to metal chairs with plastic zip ties.
Johnny: *Opens his eyes*
Karen: *Wakes up*
Smoky: *Walks towards the two of them*
Johnny: Where's Allen?
Smoky: Detective Cartman is dead.
Johnny: آپ asshole!! *Charges towards Smoky, and pushes her into a wall*
Karen: *Looks around the room*
Johnny: *Knocks Smoky onto the ground, with part of the chair on her neck* Let us free یا I'll kill you!
Smoky: *Pulls out a knife*
Karen: *Moves towards Smoky* آپ better not try to kill him.
Smoky: *Cuts Johnny's restraint*
Johnny: *Takes the knife, and frees Karen*
Smoky: *Pulls out a gun*
Johnny: *Hits Smoky's wrist with the knife, making her drop the gun*
Smoky: Ow! *Runs away*
Johnny: After her! *Runs with Karen*
Karen: *Grabs the gun*
Guards: *Watching Smoky run out of the house*
Karen: *Shoots two guards*
Johnny: *Takes a guard's M14*
Every guest screamed as they ran out of the house. Smoky got into a Scion, and drove off.
Johnny: *Running with Karen as he looks at his watch* I say it's time for some American Glory. *Selects the 1958 Plymouth Belvidere* Jump!
Karen: *Jumps with Johnny*
Spawning his red, white, and blue Plymouth, Johnny started chasing Smoky. She was heading for I-78.
Johnny: Call State Police, tell them Cartman's dead, and we're in hot pursuit of Smoky.
Karen: *Gets her phone, and calls 9-1-1*
Dispatcher: Yes, Commander Kane told us everything. Remember, we need her alive.
Smoky: *Drifts onto the highway*
Johnny: *Following Smoky*
Dispatcher: All units, do not attack the Plymouth, that's a CIA car. He is helping us apprehend Smoky.
Four Caprice's entered the highway, and a roadblock was up ahead, created سے طرف کی two Ford's.
Smoky: *Goes onto the right side of the road, avoiding the roadblock*
Johnny: *Passes the roadblock*
Police: *Following Johnny*
Johnny: Take the rifle, and try to shoot out her tires.
Karen: *Sticks Johnny's M14 out the window*
Smoky: *Opens her دستانے, دستانہ compartment, and pulls out a Mini-Uzi*
Karen: *Shoots Smoky's bumper*
Smoky: *Shooting Johnny's window. A few stray bullets also hit a Caprice*
Police Officer: We got gunshots, I repeat, we got gunshots.
Johnny: Shut up, and give us a hand!
Karen: *Shoots Smoky's back window*
Johnny: You're way off.
Karen: I'm used to hand guns. *Uses the gun she چرا لیا, چوری کی from Smoky*
Smoky: *Passes a semi with a fuel trailer*
Police Officer 66: Contact Pennsylvania State Police, she's heading across state lines.
Johnny: *Getting closer to Smoky*
Smoky: *Throws a grenade*
Johnny: *Looks back* Get away from the truck!
But the state troopers didn't listen. All six of them exploded, and were dead.
Karen: Alex..
Johnny: She's not the Alex آپ used to know. I'm not sure what her motive is, but she definitely became greedy.
Smoky: *Reloads her Mini-Uzi*
Johnny: Give me the hand gun.
Karen: *Gives Johnny Smoky's pistol* آپ ever did this while driving?
Johnny: Nope, but I am pretty accurate.
Karen: Let's hope I'm as good as آپ are.
Johnny: *Swerves to the right*
Smoky: *Shooting at Johnny's car*
Johnny: *Shoots Smoky's arm*
Smoky: Ah!! *Losing control of her car, and crashes into the guardrail in the middle of the highway*
Johnny: *Stops behind Smoky's car*
Smoky: *Runs out of the car, and heads across the highway*
Johnny: Just like my doctor's appointment. *Running after Smoky*
Karen: *Following Johnny*
Smoky: *Stops a guy in a Ford F150* I need your truck, now!
Johnny: Stop!
Smoky: *Points her gun at Johnny*
Johnny: *Shoots Smoky's leg*
Smoky: *Laying on the ground, picks up her Mini-Uzi*
Johnny: *Kicks the gun away from Smoky*
Smoky: Give me that rifle!
Johnny: *Hits Smoky* Fuck you!
Karen: *Walks towards Smoky* Why Alex?
Smoky: I was tired of having to save money, after all those years we spent in high school.
As مزید state troopers arrived, Johnny leaned towards the defeated woman.
Johnny: Well let me tell آپ something.You'll be doing that مزید often now that you're going to jail. You'll probably spend the rest of your life behind bars.
Karen: We had a long friendship Alex, and آپ ruined it سے طرف کی trying to get me involved.
Police: *Arrive with an ambulance*
Johnny's mission was finally accomplished. At The Pattenburg House, Johnny and Karen went back for lunch.
Johnny: Now that Smoky's operations have been finished, at least I know the waiters won't try to kill us.
Waiter: *Arrives with chicken wings* Two orders of wings. Enjoy.
Karen: Thanks.
Waiter: You're welcome. *Walks away*
Karen: آپ know, there is one thing I'll miss about Alex.
Johnny: Your friendship?
Karen: Something else. *Sits on Johnny's lap*
Johnny: What?
Karen: *Farts*
Johnny: *Coughs* If you're trying to arouse me, wait until we get back to my place.
Karen: Can we at least kiss?
Johnny: Why not? *Kisses Karen*
Karen: *Moaning in pleasure*
The End
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from August 7, 2019
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
Kiss On The Ear-You Are Special
Kiss On The Nose-Laughter
Kiss On The Cheek-Friendship
Kiss On The Forehead-I Comfort You
Kiss On The Neck-I Want You
Kiss On The Shoulder-You Are Wonderful
Kiss Anywhere Else-Be Careful
Play Around With Hair-Can't Live Without You
Holding Hands-Happiness
Arms Around Waist-You Are Mine,I Need You
A Hug-I Care
Nibble On Ear-Start Warming
Smiling At Each Other-I Like You
Lifting Eyebrows/Wink-Flirtation
Looking Around-Hiding True Feelings
Tender Kiss On The Side Of Your Lips-You're Mine
Wetting Your Lips-Waiting For A Kiss
Tear Drop-I'm Losing You
Crying-I Lost آپ
The Encyclopedia of Immaturity
It is easy to speak and write in Pig Latin, so we all should know how to do it! I'm gonna teach آپ all how to do it!
1. Put the first letter of the word in the back of the word. If the first letter is a vowel, leave it in the front.
2. Add 'ay' to the end of the word.
example:
1. latin
2. atinl
3. atinlay
example:
1. after
2. after
3. afteray
Now آپ know how to do it!
Now, if آپ want to try it out, please translate this sentence into pig latin, and دکھائیں your results in a comment:
because the web should revolve around you
enter your translation results, and if آپ win, آپ get the prize. I will tell the winner on Dec. 2nd, 2009. If آپ are a winner check everything on your profile.
1. Put the first letter of the word in the back of the word. If the first letter is a vowel, leave it in the front.
2. Add 'ay' to the end of the word.
example:
1. latin
2. atinl
3. atinlay
example:
1. after
2. after
3. afteray
Now آپ know how to do it!
Now, if آپ want to try it out, please translate this sentence into pig latin, and دکھائیں your results in a comment:
because the web should revolve around you
enter your translation results, and if آپ win, آپ get the prize. I will tell the winner on Dec. 2nd, 2009. If آپ are a winner check everything on your profile.
