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#1:
Who cares about remembering soldiers, long as it means a دن off school, I'm happy!


#2:
I don't care if it's illegal, if a corpse looks hot, I'm fucking it!


#3:
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!


#4:
I don't care about your shitty opinions! I like having sex with my father, it feels mature! So fuck off haters!


#5;
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all آپ want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some ugly boy likes her! Why didn't Shrek change for Fiena!? Beautiful people are strong, ugly people are not! Why couldn't he change for Fiona!? Because woman have to do everything!


#6:
So I accidantly drank my sons pee.. Tastes even better than my husbands pee.. I love golden showers!


#7:
I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight, I'll put it to adoption straight away!


#8:
Who trying to get me pregnant? I'll abort it سے طرف کی summer.


#9:
Taking a dumb, singing sitting on a toliet!


#10:
So what if I get drunk every weekend! So what I smoke weed everyday! SO WHAT IF I'M 12! Get off my back!!


#11:
If آپ hadn't lost your viginity سے طرف کی 14, your a fucking loser, kill yourself! No offence.


#12:
Why don't بھیڑوں, بھیڑ shrink when it rains? Their cotten, hahahaha!!


#13:
Let me make this clear for all آپ "men" out there.. آپ can't not hit a woman.. Even if she's physically abusing you.. Your be put to jail! Cause girls are protected سے طرف کی law.. Girls can't abuse boys, only boys can abuse girls!.. If آپ claim your girlfriend is abusing you! GOOD! آپ deserve it for being a man!


#14:
I put my hand down my pants to adjest my balls, now my palm smells! #Gross


#15:
Child porn should be legal. The way I see it, people that rape kids would do it anyway. Child porn isn't at ALL an influence!


#16:
So if nuns don't have sex, they don't have kids. So why are they not extinct?


#17:
If Trump becomes president I'm moving back to Hawaii! Fuck America!


#18:
This is all BS! The Germans never did that to the Jews! But the Jews have done much worse to germans! Stop with your jewish lies about halocoust! Lets talk about 60 million nazi's that were killed for no reason after WW2! Not the fake 6 million Jewish deaths!


#19:
Gay rights! Woman rights! Gays and woman should be monitored!


#20:
My boyfriend and I been dating 5 years. He married this very wonderful woman last year. I helped him pick the ring, and opened an account to help him buy it. Here is my question. His visits have dropped to maybe once every 2 weeks, and when I complained about this, he کہا the only way he could see me مزید is to pretended like he had a part time job, and had money to دکھائیں for it. How much is fair to give him? And before آپ call me stupid, this was my idea!


#21:
Nate of American indians need to اقدام back to indianapolis! I'm sick of immigration!


#22:
Right about now in my life I ain't got respect for grandmas, kids, aunties, non of that! IDFC if آپ got cancer grandma, I'll slap your teeth in!


#23:
The worse thing isn't death! It's love! Cause love is evil, just spelled backwards!


#24:
A professor put HIS OWN DEAD CAT, in a FREEZER and left it, so the rest of us had to clean it! #Gross


#25:
WTF PEPSI??> Embaressing Kendall Jenner like that! On behalf of everyone. Sorry Jenner.


#26:
WE NEED TO مزید BOMBS! WE DON'T FUCK WITH THE USA یا WE BOMB آپ LIKE CHINA! FUCK CHINA!!


#27:
I can't wait for 7th grade! Time for sex, drugs, love, AND مزید SEX!!


#28:
IF آپ A DUDE!
DO NOT walk behind me, epically when she's alone.
DO NOT speed up when she speeds up.
DO pass her on the sidewalk.
Jesus men, be aware of aware for once in your LIFE!!


#29:
When life gives آپ lemons, throw them the fuck away! Go buy a new batch آپ bought, independantly, yourself! Make your OWN lemonaid! And enjoy every damn bit of that shit! When life hands آپ things, it's never worth keeping.


#30:
I can't stand people who publically come out as gay! آپ don't see straight people publically coming out as straight! Nobody cares that your gay! آپ don't


#31:
Girls with eyes <333


#32:
I'm not a hooker! I just make money while being sexually pleasured, okay!


#33:
GTA V sucks, GTA 5 is better.


#34:
So was Abraham لنکن really a vampire killer before he was president?


#35:
9/11 was a true tragedy for females. So many woman lost there lives, and there husbands.. And who was responsible? MEN! Males destroyed the world trade centre cause deep down inside, they all have the mind set of barbarians. As a female, I’m glad our brains have developed to recognize good and evil.


#36:
Another reporter was killed today. I think the only solution is to create a Muslim holocaust. Put them in construction camps, and exterminate them from this world!


#37:
Saw my son’s penis at a scan today. #Impressed #Proud


#38:
If being Gay is natural, where are the gay babies!?


#39:
This is PSA to men. When we say something and آپ disagree pretend to agree anyway. Cause when we hear “no your wrong” we get scared. With the amount of rape culture, we take it as a sign that your silencing us. And if آپ continue to do so just cause آپ arrogantly believe woman are wrong, than it’s a slippery slope to Misogyny and abuse.


#40:
I love jealous aggressive guys. That’s right. Beat me. Push me. Get in my face! Don’t ignore my arguments, argue back. Even if your wrong, win the argument. I’m a strong minded stubborn girl, and if آپ let me walk all over آپ I will. No girl wants a emotionally weak man. She wants a man who can put her in her place!
posted by Elacool
"I don't know,guys,"Amy Allen said,studying the door in front of her."This looks way too much like homework to me.And school doesn't even start up for another week"

"I don't know why we let آپ tag along.Try and think positive.This is going to be great" Briana Ornette said." A trip to a museum will be a great adventure only if آپ just دکھائیں a little enthusiasm".

" I think my enthusiasm just died,"Amy replied."A museum......"She made it sound like the sentence of doom.

"Don't be so negative Amy,if آپ don't like it,we can go somewhere else but only if the rest of the gang agrees with me" I said."Let's...
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posted by yours_forever
down in the workshop

all the elves were makin' toys

for the good gentile girls

and the good gentile boys

when the boss busted in

nearly scared 'em half to death

had a رائفل in his hands and

cheap whiskey on his breath

from his beard to his boots

he was covered with ammo

like a big fat drunk disgruntled yuletide rambo

and he smiled as he کہا with a twinkle in his eye

"merry christmas to all-

now you're all gonna die!"

the night santa went crazy

the night st.nick went insane

realized he'd been gettin a raw deal

something finally must have snapped in his brain

well,the workshop is gone now

he decided to bomb it...
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Shot through the دل and you're to blame
Darlin' آپ give love a bad name

An angel's smile is what آپ sell
You promise me heaven then put me through hell
Chains of love got a hold on me
When passion's a prison آپ can't break free

Whoa, you're a loaded gun, yeah
Whoa, there's nowhere to run
No one can save me
The damage is done

Shot through the دل and you're to blame
You give love a bad name
(Bad name)
I play my part and آپ play your game
You give love a bad name
(Bad name)
Hey, آپ give love a bad name

Paint your smile on your lips
Blood red nails on your fingertips
A school boy's dream, آپ act so shy...
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My grandma told my dad to never let me go out because I've got everything inside of the house, then my dad disagreed, he کہا that children should be free to play with their friends... And once again they had a fight...I stopped both of them, I told them that they were acting like animals just because of me and I کہا that i'm gonna make a deal that I wouldn't go out of the house without a companion.... So they both agreed.
6 years later...
I am now a 14 سال old girl and my grandma kinda changed a little but at least there were no مزید fights and shouting because they both ignored each other... So until now, our house remains peaceful...For now. We might not know If i would make a part 3 XD. Thank آپ for those who took their time reading my story. Goodbye and I hope that آپ could add me so we could chat... Cya! ;)
If آپ like Tekken and Naruto, آپ may have noticed Hidan looks a little bit like Steve Fox. I noticed this as well. I always thought there was some type of copyright infringment going on, for Steve came out at least 6 years prior to Hidan apearing in Naruto. I have proof that Hidan is a reverse color and personality Steve. First, look at these images. One of them is a reverse color Hidan, and the other is one of Steve reversed. Even though Steve's eyes aren't violet, his hair is slightly gray. If آپ look at Hidan's picture, it looks just like Steve. آپ tell me: do آپ think this should be looked over?
posted by akatsuki_lover9
 flippy burying firestar
flippy burying firestar
it's been one sunrise since I killed tigerstar. I can still feel his blood between my claws. I wonder if the rest of the clan cats are thinking about my warning. I hope they are. If they aren't then let them be fools. That will just make it even مزید fun to decide their fate. “how did I do scourge?” flippy's voice brings my attention back to the present. “you scared the fleas off their mangy pelts.” scourge replied. “with آپ here they'll have to give us the forest.”
days passed by. Nothing exiting happened. Then it was the دن the clan cats had to make their decision. Excitement...
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1.FLIPPY:the most awesome character that ever lived in the history of anything. i would give anything for him to be real.(even though everyone would be dead)

2.DOVEWING:misunderstood cat with powers that help shape her clan's future every day.

3.SPOTTEDLEAF:loyal, sweet, gentle medicine cat who will always be remembered even after she's long gone.

4.SCOURGE:amazing leader who can kill another of his kind with the flick of a paw. hardly shows any emotion other than anger. holds grudges easily and takes his revenge better than the grudge herself.

5.SILVERSTREAM:kind riverclan she cat. her death was...
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1. Throw پاپ کارن, پوپکارن in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!”
2. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, “Can آپ fast-forward it?”
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!”
6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling پاپ کارن, پوپکارن that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get پاپ کارن, پوپکارن yell, “I’m Batman! Hahaha!” and run away.
10. Say that they cannot sit اگلے to آپ because آپ invisible friend...
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When we got in.The sky was getting darker."Uh...What's happening?"Alicia asked Maybelle."Ariana's trying harder to get the stone."Maybelle answered.A scream came from far away.Maybelle took us to the hut.And we heard Ariana and her Team."I wont sleep...eat...or BLINK...until I get the stone!"Ariana shouted."Okay guys...I know where to go!"Maybelle said.Ariana was standing behind her."Do you?"She asked."Give me the stone,Idiot."Ariana demanded."I stabbed آپ once.I'll sure as heck do it again."I reminded her."Oh will you?You Hick!The little Hillbilly gonna stab me!"Ariana teased."You say that...
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Sam was in her room listening to her "Victorious"CD.
"And one day!I'll have آپ begging on your knees for me!Ya one day!I'll have آپ crawling like a centipede."Sam Sung."KEEP IT DOWN!!!"Aaron yelled.
"So oh mister player,do آپ feel like the man now?And I bet your nervous,'cause this song makes آپ freak out."Sam whispered."SAM!YOUR FRIEND CHLOE IS HERE!"Mom yelled."Coming!!"Sam ran to the door.
"Hey Chloe whats" "Shut up,shut up for just a minute!Look at this!"Chloe interrupted."Hello to آپ too?"Sam said."Go to your room!My mom showed me the Christmas gifts they'll have at school!"Chloe told...
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posted by pure-angel
Try not to become a man of success but a man of value.
Albert Einstein

If آپ have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them.
Henry David Thoreau

Inspiration and genius--one and the same.
Victor Hugo

To find what آپ seek in the road of life,
the best proverb of all is that which says:
"Leave no stone unturned."
Edward Bulwer Lytton
If آپ would create something,
you must be something.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Every artist was first an amateur.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

The مزید difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the...
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posted by paloma97ppb
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do آپ expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The گیراج is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. آپ can be President. آپ can never be pregnant. آپ can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. آپ can wear NO شرٹ, قمیض to a water park. Car mechanics tell آپ the truth.. The world is your urinal.. آپ don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, مزید pay. Wrinkles add character. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered...
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♥Grin t anoher passenger and then announce,"I've got new socks on!"
☻Crash from side to side as if your sailing in rough seas.
☺Suggest آپ all شامل میں in aa sing-along.
♦Say,"Ding!" at each floor.
♣Salute and say "welcome aboard!" every time someone gets in.
♠Open your bag and,while peering inside,ask,"Got enough air in there?"
•meow occasionally.
◘Stand silent and motionless in the corner,facing the wall,without getting off when the elevator stops.
☼Make race-car noises when people get in.
posted by RandomQueenOo
 Funny Cat
Funny Cat
1- Last night I lay in بستر looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

2- The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

3- Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

4- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

5- "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

6- The road to success is always under construction

7- When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

8- If آپ die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

9- Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

10- What آپ call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what آپ call him, he ain't gonna come.

Hope آپ like them :)
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O.O
• Do 100 sit ups (optional, just to get ready)


2• Wash hair with, all shampoos and conditioners آپ have.


3• Brush tenth, for 30 mins. (Yes, you’re probably like, WHAT?!?!, but we did it, and our tenth are so much better).


4• Wash face, with, pimple cleaners, blackhead removers, moisturizer, anything & everything آپ have.


5• Tanning lotion for legs, Can be used if have, and wanted. :)


6• Shave legs, if needed.


7• Apply mascara, (girls 15+ may wear foundation if wanting)


8• Using Vaseline on lips, apply Vaseline on toothbrush, and in circular motions.


9• Make hair how wanted,...
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posted by invadercalliope
Hi i'm InvaderCalliope glad to meet you!
Today i'm going on an interview!
Reporter: Ok InvaderCalliope time for the interview
InvaderCalliope: uh-huh
Reporter: Ok first سوال what's your fave show?
InvaderCalliope: easy Invader Zim!
Reporter: Ok so what type of کتابیں do آپ read?
InvaderCalliope: manga!
Reporter:so what type of person are you?
InvaderCalliope: Oh an otaku and a hard worker!
Reporter: Ok what fashion d آپ go for on a normal day?
InvaderCalliope: I mostly try to go for the gothic style!
Reporter:What do آپ like to hum یا sing?
InvaderCalliope: THE DOOM SONG!
Reporter:So whats your fave foot ware?
InvaderCalliope: BOOTS!
The End!
this is for -RandomChick-. may she come up with مزید wise words.


a wise man once کہا (well woman) (aka -RandomChick-) کہا a very smart thing it was a very feeling saying that *sniff* I must talk about. the saying is "If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!" It was a great part of writeing that amde me cry. *sniff* I will tell all my دوستوں the words of wisdom -RandomChick- hase put on this sight. I do hope آپ do too. *sniff* *sniff*
now I go and like I کہا befor spred the words of wisdom " If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!"
goodbye my friedn and see آپ in a better place. that would be NYC!!!!! GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Girls!
-if آپ love عملی حکمت and Twilight,
then آپ are going to love this!

-They are making an عملی حکمت series of the saga!

مزید and مزید the rumor of an عملی حکمت Twilight دکھائیں is getting stronger.
The word is that is will come out after the last part of the saga comes out in the cinema!

So, we have some time,
because the last part of the movie does not come out until 2012. So, we probably won't have Twilight عملی حکمت until 2013!

Sent in سے طرف کی (Wambie),By -Shiningstar542-,girls V.

source: europapress
1.I don't want a boy to be cool!I just want him to threat me nice.
2.A boy has to be mature and take this relationship like it's something serious
3.I can't stand a boy who تبصرے and says bad things about my دوستوں (no matter if they are boys یا girls)
4.It's okay for a boy to watch cartoons,but I don't like when he watches porn.
5.I don't mind if a boy plays video games but he still has to دکھائیں his head in the real world
6.It's not a problem if a boy accidentally touches me...on the...well...boobs...But Accidentaly!If our relationship is really strong (say about 7 months) then I can allow him!...
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posted by KitkatKaysa
VIRGO
Your element: Earth
Your ruling planets: Mercury
Symbol: The Virgin
Your stone: Sapphire
Life Pursuit: To do the right thing
Vibration: Compassionate and caring
Virgo's Secret Desire: To love and be loved in return

Description:
Virgos are often put down badly سے طرف کی many astrologers and written up as being fussy and narrow-minded. But when a Virgo shines, there is practically no sign to match their inner light. An in-tune Virgo is a treat to meet. When a Virgo is confident within themselves they are the most successful, structured and creative of all the signs.

Many Virgos can be found working in...
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