No, really, these are real posts.. I'm not making this up...
#1:
Who cares about remembering soldiers, long as it means a دن off school, I'm happy!
#2:
I don't care if it's illegal, if a corpse looks hot, I'm fucking it!
#3:
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!
#4:
I don't care about your shitty opinions! I like having sex with my father, it feels mature! So fuck off haters!
#5;
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all آپ want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some ugly boy likes her! Why didn't Shrek change for Fiena!? Beautiful people are strong, ugly people are not! Why couldn't he change for Fiona!? Because woman have to do everything!
#6:
So I accidantly drank my sons pee.. Tastes even better than my husbands pee.. I love golden showers!
#7:
I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight, I'll put it to adoption straight away!
#8:
Who trying to get me pregnant? I'll abort it سے طرف کی summer.
#9:
Taking a dumb, singing sitting on a toliet!
#10:
So what if I get drunk every weekend! So what I smoke weed everyday! SO WHAT IF I'M 12! Get off my back!!
#11:
If آپ hadn't lost your viginity سے طرف کی 14, your a fucking loser, kill yourself! No offence.
#12:
Why don't بھیڑوں, بھیڑ shrink when it rains? Their cotten, hahahaha!!
#13:
Let me make this clear for all آپ "men" out there.. آپ can't not hit a woman.. Even if she's physically abusing you.. Your be put to jail! Cause girls are protected سے طرف کی law.. Girls can't abuse boys, only boys can abuse girls!.. If آپ claim your girlfriend is abusing you! GOOD! آپ deserve it for being a man!
#14:
I put my hand down my pants to adjest my balls, now my palm smells! #Gross
#15:
Child porn should be legal. The way I see it, people that rape kids would do it anyway. Child porn isn't at ALL an influence!
#16:
So if nuns don't have sex, they don't have kids. So why are they not extinct?
#17:
If Trump becomes president I'm moving back to Hawaii! Fuck America!
#18:
This is all BS! The Germans never did that to the Jews! But the Jews have done much worse to germans! Stop with your jewish lies about halocoust! Lets talk about 60 million nazi's that were killed for no reason after WW2! Not the fake 6 million Jewish deaths!
#19:
Gay rights! Woman rights! Gays and woman should be monitored!
#20:
My boyfriend and I been dating 5 years. He married this very wonderful woman last year. I helped him pick the ring, and opened an account to help him buy it. Here is my question. His visits have dropped to maybe once every 2 weeks, and when I complained about this, he کہا the only way he could see me مزید is to pretended like he had a part time job, and had money to دکھائیں for it. How much is fair to give him? And before آپ call me stupid, this was my idea!
#21:
Nate of American indians need to اقدام back to indianapolis! I'm sick of immigration!
#22:
Right about now in my life I ain't got respect for grandmas, kids, aunties, non of that! IDFC if آپ got cancer grandma, I'll slap your teeth in!
#23:
The worse thing isn't death! It's love! Cause love is evil, just spelled backwards!
#24:
A professor put HIS OWN DEAD CAT, in a FREEZER and left it, so the rest of us had to clean it! #Gross
#25:
WTF PEPSI??> Embaressing Kendall Jenner like that! On behalf of everyone. Sorry Jenner.
#26:
WE NEED TO مزید BOMBS! WE DON'T FUCK WITH THE USA یا WE BOMB آپ LIKE CHINA! FUCK CHINA!!
#27:
I can't wait for 7th grade! Time for sex, drugs, love, AND مزید SEX!!
#28:
IF آپ A DUDE!
DO NOT walk behind me, epically when she's alone.
DO NOT speed up when she speeds up.
DO pass her on the sidewalk.
Jesus men, be aware of aware for once in your LIFE!!
#29:
When life gives آپ lemons, throw them the fuck away! Go buy a new batch آپ bought, independantly, yourself! Make your OWN lemonaid! And enjoy every damn bit of that shit! When life hands آپ things, it's never worth keeping.
#30:
I can't stand people who publically come out as gay! آپ don't see straight people publically coming out as straight! Nobody cares that your gay! آپ don't
#31:
Girls with eyes <333
#32:
I'm not a hooker! I just make money while being sexually pleasured, okay!
#33:
GTA V sucks, GTA 5 is better.
#34:
So was Abraham لنکن really a vampire killer before he was president?
#35:
9/11 was a true tragedy for females. So many woman lost there lives, and there husbands.. And who was responsible? MEN! Males destroyed the world trade centre cause deep down inside, they all have the mind set of barbarians. As a female, I’m glad our brains have developed to recognize good and evil.
#36:
Another reporter was killed today. I think the only solution is to create a Muslim holocaust. Put them in construction camps, and exterminate them from this world!
#37:
Saw my son’s penis at a scan today. #Impressed #Proud
#38:
If being Gay is natural, where are the gay babies!?
#39:
This is PSA to men. When we say something and آپ disagree pretend to agree anyway. Cause when we hear “no your wrong” we get scared. With the amount of rape culture, we take it as a sign that your silencing us. And if آپ continue to do so just cause آپ arrogantly believe woman are wrong, than it’s a slippery slope to Misogyny and abuse.
#40:
I love jealous aggressive guys. That’s right. Beat me. Push me. Get in my face! Don’t ignore my arguments, argue back. Even if your wrong, win the argument. I’m a strong minded stubborn girl, and if آپ let me walk all over آپ I will. No girl wants a emotionally weak man. She wants a man who can put her in her place!
#1:
Who cares about remembering soldiers, long as it means a دن off school, I'm happy!
#2:
I don't care if it's illegal, if a corpse looks hot, I'm fucking it!
#3:
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!
#4:
I don't care about your shitty opinions! I like having sex with my father, it feels mature! So fuck off haters!
#5;
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all آپ want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some ugly boy likes her! Why didn't Shrek change for Fiena!? Beautiful people are strong, ugly people are not! Why couldn't he change for Fiona!? Because woman have to do everything!
#6:
So I accidantly drank my sons pee.. Tastes even better than my husbands pee.. I love golden showers!
#7:
I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight, I'll put it to adoption straight away!
#8:
Who trying to get me pregnant? I'll abort it سے طرف کی summer.
#9:
Taking a dumb, singing sitting on a toliet!
#10:
So what if I get drunk every weekend! So what I smoke weed everyday! SO WHAT IF I'M 12! Get off my back!!
#11:
If آپ hadn't lost your viginity سے طرف کی 14, your a fucking loser, kill yourself! No offence.
#12:
Why don't بھیڑوں, بھیڑ shrink when it rains? Their cotten, hahahaha!!
#13:
Let me make this clear for all آپ "men" out there.. آپ can't not hit a woman.. Even if she's physically abusing you.. Your be put to jail! Cause girls are protected سے طرف کی law.. Girls can't abuse boys, only boys can abuse girls!.. If آپ claim your girlfriend is abusing you! GOOD! آپ deserve it for being a man!
#14:
I put my hand down my pants to adjest my balls, now my palm smells! #Gross
#15:
Child porn should be legal. The way I see it, people that rape kids would do it anyway. Child porn isn't at ALL an influence!
#16:
So if nuns don't have sex, they don't have kids. So why are they not extinct?
#17:
If Trump becomes president I'm moving back to Hawaii! Fuck America!
#18:
This is all BS! The Germans never did that to the Jews! But the Jews have done much worse to germans! Stop with your jewish lies about halocoust! Lets talk about 60 million nazi's that were killed for no reason after WW2! Not the fake 6 million Jewish deaths!
#19:
Gay rights! Woman rights! Gays and woman should be monitored!
#20:
My boyfriend and I been dating 5 years. He married this very wonderful woman last year. I helped him pick the ring, and opened an account to help him buy it. Here is my question. His visits have dropped to maybe once every 2 weeks, and when I complained about this, he کہا the only way he could see me مزید is to pretended like he had a part time job, and had money to دکھائیں for it. How much is fair to give him? And before آپ call me stupid, this was my idea!
#21:
Nate of American indians need to اقدام back to indianapolis! I'm sick of immigration!
#22:
Right about now in my life I ain't got respect for grandmas, kids, aunties, non of that! IDFC if آپ got cancer grandma, I'll slap your teeth in!
#23:
The worse thing isn't death! It's love! Cause love is evil, just spelled backwards!
#24:
A professor put HIS OWN DEAD CAT, in a FREEZER and left it, so the rest of us had to clean it! #Gross
#25:
WTF PEPSI??> Embaressing Kendall Jenner like that! On behalf of everyone. Sorry Jenner.
#26:
WE NEED TO مزید BOMBS! WE DON'T FUCK WITH THE USA یا WE BOMB آپ LIKE CHINA! FUCK CHINA!!
#27:
I can't wait for 7th grade! Time for sex, drugs, love, AND مزید SEX!!
#28:
IF آپ A DUDE!
DO NOT walk behind me, epically when she's alone.
DO NOT speed up when she speeds up.
DO pass her on the sidewalk.
Jesus men, be aware of aware for once in your LIFE!!
#29:
When life gives آپ lemons, throw them the fuck away! Go buy a new batch آپ bought, independantly, yourself! Make your OWN lemonaid! And enjoy every damn bit of that shit! When life hands آپ things, it's never worth keeping.
#30:
I can't stand people who publically come out as gay! آپ don't see straight people publically coming out as straight! Nobody cares that your gay! آپ don't
#31:
Girls with eyes <333
#32:
I'm not a hooker! I just make money while being sexually pleasured, okay!
#33:
GTA V sucks, GTA 5 is better.
#34:
So was Abraham لنکن really a vampire killer before he was president?
#35:
9/11 was a true tragedy for females. So many woman lost there lives, and there husbands.. And who was responsible? MEN! Males destroyed the world trade centre cause deep down inside, they all have the mind set of barbarians. As a female, I’m glad our brains have developed to recognize good and evil.
#36:
Another reporter was killed today. I think the only solution is to create a Muslim holocaust. Put them in construction camps, and exterminate them from this world!
#37:
Saw my son’s penis at a scan today. #Impressed #Proud
#38:
If being Gay is natural, where are the gay babies!?
#39:
This is PSA to men. When we say something and آپ disagree pretend to agree anyway. Cause when we hear “no your wrong” we get scared. With the amount of rape culture, we take it as a sign that your silencing us. And if آپ continue to do so just cause آپ arrogantly believe woman are wrong, than it’s a slippery slope to Misogyny and abuse.
#40:
I love jealous aggressive guys. That’s right. Beat me. Push me. Get in my face! Don’t ignore my arguments, argue back. Even if your wrong, win the argument. I’m a strong minded stubborn girl, and if آپ let me walk all over آپ I will. No girl wants a emotionally weak man. She wants a man who can put her in her place!
My grandma told my dad to never let me go out because I've got everything inside of the house, then my dad disagreed, he کہا that children should be free to play with their friends... And once again they had a fight...I stopped both of them, I told them that they were acting like animals just because of me and I کہا that i'm gonna make a deal that I wouldn't go out of the house without a companion.... So they both agreed.
6 years later...
I am now a 14 سال old girl and my grandma kinda changed a little but at least there were no مزید fights and shouting because they both ignored each other... So until now, our house remains peaceful...For now. We might not know If i would make a part 3 XD. Thank آپ for those who took their time reading my story. Goodbye and I hope that آپ could add me so we could chat... Cya! ;)
6 years later...
I am now a 14 سال old girl and my grandma kinda changed a little but at least there were no مزید fights and shouting because they both ignored each other... So until now, our house remains peaceful...For now. We might not know If i would make a part 3 XD. Thank آپ for those who took their time reading my story. Goodbye and I hope that آپ could add me so we could chat... Cya! ;)
If آپ like Tekken and Naruto, آپ may have noticed Hidan looks a little bit like Steve Fox. I noticed this as well. I always thought there was some type of copyright infringment going on, for Steve came out at least 6 years prior to Hidan apearing in Naruto. I have proof that Hidan is a reverse color and personality Steve. First, look at these images. One of them is a reverse color Hidan, and the other is one of Steve reversed. Even though Steve's eyes aren't violet, his hair is slightly gray. If آپ look at Hidan's picture, it looks just like Steve. آپ tell me: do آپ think this should be looked over?
♥Grin t anoher passenger and then announce,"I've got new socks on!"
☻Crash from side to side as if your sailing in rough seas.
☺Suggest آپ all شامل میں in aa sing-along.
♦Say,"Ding!" at each floor.
♣Salute and say "welcome aboard!" every time someone gets in.
♠Open your bag and,while peering inside,ask,"Got enough air in there?"
•meow occasionally.
◘Stand silent and motionless in the corner,facing the wall,without getting off when the elevator stops.
☼Make race-car noises when people get in.
☻Crash from side to side as if your sailing in rough seas.
☺Suggest آپ all شامل میں in aa sing-along.
♦Say,"Ding!" at each floor.
♣Salute and say "welcome aboard!" every time someone gets in.
♠Open your bag and,while peering inside,ask,"Got enough air in there?"
•meow occasionally.
◘Stand silent and motionless in the corner,facing the wall,without getting off when the elevator stops.
☼Make race-car noises when people get in.
2- The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
3- Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
4- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
5- "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."
6- The road to success is always under construction
7- When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
8- If آپ die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
9- Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
10- What آپ call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what آپ call him, he ain't gonna come.
Hope آپ like them :)
Hi i'm InvaderCalliope glad to meet you!
Today i'm going on an interview!
Reporter: Ok InvaderCalliope time for the interview
InvaderCalliope: uh-huh
Reporter: Ok first سوال what's your fave show?
InvaderCalliope: easy Invader Zim!
Reporter: Ok so what type of کتابیں do آپ read?
InvaderCalliope: manga!
Reporter:so what type of person are you?
InvaderCalliope: Oh an otaku and a hard worker!
Reporter: Ok what fashion d آپ go for on a normal day?
InvaderCalliope: I mostly try to go for the gothic style!
Reporter:What do آپ like to hum یا sing?
InvaderCalliope: THE DOOM SONG!
Reporter:So whats your fave foot ware?
InvaderCalliope: BOOTS!
The End!
Today i'm going on an interview!
Reporter: Ok InvaderCalliope time for the interview
InvaderCalliope: uh-huh
Reporter: Ok first سوال what's your fave show?
InvaderCalliope: easy Invader Zim!
Reporter: Ok so what type of کتابیں do آپ read?
InvaderCalliope: manga!
Reporter:so what type of person are you?
InvaderCalliope: Oh an otaku and a hard worker!
Reporter: Ok what fashion d آپ go for on a normal day?
InvaderCalliope: I mostly try to go for the gothic style!
Reporter:What do آپ like to hum یا sing?
InvaderCalliope: THE DOOM SONG!
Reporter:So whats your fave foot ware?
InvaderCalliope: BOOTS!
The End!
this is for -RandomChick-. may she come up with مزید wise words.
a wise man once کہا (well woman) (aka -RandomChick-) کہا a very smart thing it was a very feeling saying that *sniff* I must talk about. the saying is "If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!" It was a great part of writeing that amde me cry. *sniff* I will tell all my دوستوں the words of wisdom -RandomChick- hase put on this sight. I do hope آپ do too. *sniff* *sniff*
now I go and like I کہا befor spred the words of wisdom " If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!"
goodbye my friedn and see آپ in a better place. that would be NYC!!!!! GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
a wise man once کہا (well woman) (aka -RandomChick-) کہا a very smart thing it was a very feeling saying that *sniff* I must talk about. the saying is "If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!" It was a great part of writeing that amde me cry. *sniff* I will tell all my دوستوں the words of wisdom -RandomChick- hase put on this sight. I do hope آپ do too. *sniff* *sniff*
now I go and like I کہا befor spred the words of wisdom " If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!"
goodbye my friedn and see آپ in a better place. that would be NYC!!!!! GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
-if آپ love عملی حکمت and Twilight,
then آپ are going to love this!
-They are making an عملی حکمت series of the saga!
مزید and مزید the rumor of an عملی حکمت Twilight دکھائیں is getting stronger.
The word is that is will come out after the last part of the saga comes out in the cinema!
So, we have some time,
because the last part of the movie does not come out until 2012. So, we probably won't have Twilight عملی حکمت until 2013!
Sent in سے طرف کی (Wambie),By -Shiningstar542-,girls V.
source: europapress