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posted by sweet_n_silly
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I laughed so hard when I read this and I just had to share it

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!

2. "Hey, are آپ busy?" یا "Are آپ doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3. Guys may be flirting around all دن but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're going to say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile when they’re attracted to them

6. Guys will do anything just to get آپ to notice him.

7. Guys hate it when آپ talk about your ex-boyfriend یا ex love-interest. Unless they're going for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.

8. A guy who likes آپ wants to be the only guy آپ talk to.

9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.

10. Don't talk about your guy دوستوں to your boyfriend.

11. Guys get jealous easily.

12. Guys are مزید emotional than they'd like people to think.

13. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what آپ are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

14. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.

16. Girls are guys' weaknesses.

17. Guys are very open about themselves.

18. It's good to test a guy first before آپ trust him. But don't let him wait too long.

19. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with آپ may end up being admired سے طرف کی your boyfriend.

20. If a guy tells آپ about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. آپ don't need to give advice.

21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes آپ is when he teases you.

22. Guys love آپ مزید than آپ love them if they are serious in your relationships.

23. Guys will brag about anything.

24. Guys use words like hot یا cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes آپ a whole hell of a lot.

25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

26. Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.

27. Any guy could write out a rulebook یا advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.

28. Try to be as straightforward as possible.

29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's
too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up.

30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the اگلے couple days یا until the اگلے time he spends time with the girl.

31. No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.

32. Guys learn from experience not from the romance کتابیں that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

33. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.

34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.

35. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.

36. When a guy asks آپ to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."

37. Guys don't really have final decisions.

38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, آپ know something's up.

39. If your best guy friend seems to avoid آپ یا is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.

40. When a guy looks at آپ for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.

41. Guys like femininity not feebleness.

42. Guys don't like girls who مککا, عجیب الخلقت harder than they do.

43. A guy has مزید problems than آپ can see with your naked eyes.

44. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.

45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.

46. Guys talk about girls مزید than girls talk about guys.

47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.

48. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even مزید to them.

49. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.

50. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.

51. Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesn’t mean he represents ALL of us.

52. We don't like girls who are too skinny.

53. We love it when girls talk about there ass.

54. Always make sure آپ know what kind of stuff your getting into before making out with a guy , like whether it's a one time deal یا not .

55. Believe it یا not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to. It may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like کتابیں after آپ just ask them سوالات about their lives and unnoticeable tell them about yours.

56. When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants آپ sexually.

57. Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs.

58. Guys love neck rubs and if he lets آپ keep doing it, it means that he really likes آپ یا his neck really hurts.

59. Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is آپ want to let him go and he will respect that after آپ let him know a couple times.

60. When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes آپ and wants to be with آپ as much as possible.

it's so true too!!!! (I think)
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posted by nmdis
"Quiet"


I hear what you're not saying
It's driving me crazy
It's like we stopped breathing in this room
We're both last to be leaving
I know what you're thinking
I wish you'd make your اقدام

It's much too quiet in here
I want to disappear
I'm hearing myself thinking too clear
It's too quiet in here
Make it all go away
Why can't we break this silence
Finally

It's like آپ know where I'm going
آپ follow me ہوم but
I never invite آپ inside
I see what you're not دکھانا
I've got آپ alone but
The air is so still it's weird

It's much too quiet in here
I want to disappear
I'm...
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posted by nmdis
“BE A FRIEND”
Someone expected when i first met you
Didn't know what to think ... ah
We were so different
Not sure that you'd listen
Scared to share anything... Hey!
But then i found that آپ felt the same ... and that's when everything changed...

Sometimes when آپ need a friend
Need to be a friend
Gotta spin the whole picture around...Hey!
You need to share your life
Help someone learn to fly
Let the way آپ feel out
Yeah-Yeah
Let the magic began
Just be a friend

Na Na Na Na
Sometimes it takes آپ
A little مزید strength
Ha Ha
Flying into the wind we get together
yeah, we make it better than we do it...
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It's ok now. It's fake. Here is what I wrote though

Apparently, some users on Random found out that the Random club is going to be deleted do to some risks of Porn, spam and other content that violates the terms and services. This is sad. This club cannot be deleted. The random club is one of the most مقبول کلب on Fanpop. We need to form a team یا something to get rid of all stuff on here that violates the Term's and services. This club really needs to be saved.

It's also happening on other کلب too, such as the Sonic پرستار Characters club. They are at risk at being deleted too because of...
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posted by canal
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italics=dreams

regular=normal

you=enjoy

(Mituna’s POV)
Sollux and I walked down the hall, different blood types splattered everywhere. “What the hell ith going on here?” Sollux asked with frustration and curiosity in his voice. “I’ll be motherfuckin’ tellin’ آپ what’s all up and going on here” A voice had called out from behind us. Sollux and I stopped dead in our tracks, turning our heads slowly. There Gamzee stood, indigo blood pooling out of where it’s looks like he’s been cut, کلب in hand, walking slowly towards us.”Damn it Gamzee, what the hell hath gotten into...
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posted by nivi20997
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FINAL TIDE OF NOMINEES ANNOUNCED FOR "TEEN CHOICE 2013" AIRING SUNDAY, AUGUST 11, LIVE ON FOX

"The Heat" and "Man of Steel" Lead Third Wave with Most Nominations
Lucy Hale, Ian Somerhalder, Laura Marano and Leven Rambin among Choice Stars Scheduled to Appear

The final tide of nominees has been announced for TEEN CHOICE 2013, airing LIVE Sunday, Aug. 11 (8:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX. "The Heat" and "Man of Steel" lead the third wave with five nominations each, while cable drama "The Fosters" garnered four nominations.

Fans ages 13-19 can vote once each دن per category for their...
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posted by justinfangrrl
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Hello, and Welcome to my article; in this مضمون I will tell آپ about the environment, what's happening now, what will happen VERY soon if we continue to pollute the earth and what we can do to stop it.

I will also tell آپ about the Idle no more movement and the First Nations who are leading it; it's trying to save the environment, like me.

So read and enjoy; perhaps I shall educate آپ in a good way.

Everything in this مضمون is true and based on Scientific, religious and environmental research and up to تاریخ facts.

***

Remember when the whole 2012 thing happened? Yeah, that was funny... Here...
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posted by FanFun1010
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ARIES March 21 - April 19
The Daredevil
Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse. (Easily angered.) Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic.

TAURUS April 20 - May 20
The Enduring One
Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings who are stable and secure in their ways. Not looking for shortcuts. Take...
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posted by TheRealSexyKate
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Almost all heavy ele­ments (every­thing but Hydro­gen, Helium, and a bit of Lithium) comes from stars that have gone super­nova. آپ are made of stars.

The solar sys­tem is in orbit around the cen­ter of the Milky Way.  We’re mov­ing at about 483,000 miles an hour.

There are مزید mol­e­cules in a cup of water than there are cups of water in the ocean.

There are almost مزید atoms in a grain of sand, than there are grains of sand on Earth.

The word “bed” looks like a bed. Also… shark

The mir­ror image of ’3.14′ looks like the word ‘PIE‘.

Pepsi Cola was orig­i­nally...
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posted by Nein-Nein
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Aokigahara (青木ヶ原?), also known as the Sea of Trees (樹海 Jukai?), is a 35-square-kilometre (14 sq mi) forest that lies at the northwest base of Mount Fuji in Japan.
The forest has a historic association with demons in Japanese mythology and is a مقبول place for suicides , The forest is a مقبول place for suicides, reportedly the most مقبول in Japan and سیکنڈ in the world after San Francisco's Golden Gate Bridge. Statistics vary, but what is documented is that during the period leading up to 1988, about 100 suicides occurred there every year.
In 2002, 78 bodies were found within...
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A blinding flash of white light
Lit up the sky over Gaza tonight
People running for cover
Not knowing whether they're dead یا alive

They came with their tanks and their planes
With ravaging fiery flames
And nothing remains
Just a voice rising up in the smoky haze

We will not go down
In the night, without a fight
آپ can burn up our mosques and our homes and our schools
But our spirit will never die
We will not go down
In Gaza tonight

Women and children alike
Murdered and massacred night after night
While the so-called leaders of countries afar
Debated on who's wrong یا right

But their powerless words were in vain
And the bombs fell down like acid rain
But through the tears and the blood and the pain
آپ can still hear that voice through the smoky haze

We will not go down
In the night, without a fight
آپ can burn up our mosques and our homes and our schools
But our spirit will never die
We will not go down
In Gaza tonight
posted by Kyssmig
A wealthy man lives alone in a small cottage. Being partially handicapped he had everything delivered to his cottage. The mailman was delivering a letter one Thursday when he noticed that the front door was ajar. Through the opening he could see the man's body lying in a pool of dried blood.

When a police officer arrived he surveyed the scene. On the porch were two bottles of warm milk, Monday's newspaper, a catalog, flyers, and unopened mail. The police officer suspects it was foul play. Who does he suspect and why?
posted by Kyssmig
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One evening there was a murder in the ہوم of married couple, their son and daughter. One of these four people murdered one of the others. One of the members of the family witnessed the crime.



The other one helped the murderer.


These are the things we know for sure:

1. The witness and the one who helped the murderer were not of the same sex.


2. The oldest person and the witness were not of the same sex.


3. The youngest person and the victim were not of the same sex.


4. The one who helped the murderer was older than the victim.


5. The father was the oldest member of the family.


6. The murderer was not the youngest member of the family.

Who was the murderer?
posted by Surfer_Girl_16
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._. یا (._.) indecisive
:-) یا =] یا :) یا =) یا :] یا :^) یا :D یا :^D Smile یا happy
:-L یا =L یا o¬o Drool یا Zombie. Being tired.
,':Y An inquisitive duck.
:-( یا =( یا D: یا D= Frown یا Sad
<3 )~ A mouse
xP یا XP Straining, disgust, bad joke, dead, dead from laughing, silliness
xD یا XD Laughing hard (often taken as Cartman from the television
show South Park)
X8 laughing hard while covering mouth with hands
:S یا :s یا =S یا =s confused
:Þ یا :þ یا =b یا =Þ happy, dropped jaw, raspberry
:/ یا : یا =/ یا = Skepticism, annoyance, uneasiness, یا a slight
frown; dissatisfaction, lack of favourable...
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