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1) Go to Souper Salad, Fill a cup with Ice Cream and put oreo کوکیز with Chocolate Syrup in it. Mix well with a spoon and enjoy. (I did that today :p)

2) Get دودھ and put in a chocolate bar. Let it rest for 5 منٹ and then freeze it for 1 hour. Enjoy.

3) Go to the store and buy a bucket. Fill it with ice cubes made of milk. Put in Chocolate powder. Churn and enjoy.

4) Go to walmart and open up one fresh bucket of VANILLA ICE CREAM. Go to the spoon section and put in chocolate syrup into the ice cream. Mix well and enjoy.

5) Get a job at an ice cream shop. Ask if آپ can work the ice cream maker. If آپ can't, cry and beg until آپ can. Enjoy

6) Go to your mom's room and get her chocolate colored lip stick. Put it inside a fresh glass of water. Wait till the water gets murky. Freeze it and enjoy.

7) Get a piece of paper. Draw a chocolate ice cream. Cut it out and eat it.

8) Go to a birthday party and meet a clown. Beg him to make آپ a chocolate ice cream balloon. If he has "excuses", cry. Wait for him to make the ice cream balloon and bite into the balloon. Enjoy. (Warning: May hurt lips)

9) Get someone to sit in a toilet and do number two. Tell the person no to flush. When they live, put ice into the toilet and churn it all with a giant spoon. Put in دودھ and sugar. Enjoy.

10) (Lazy way) BUY ICE CREAM!!!
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ارے babe sittin there
آپ dont see my sitting behind your chair
Im staring a at آپ and آپ butt
and on the back of your leg there is a cut
آپ got it shaving in the شاور
i watched آپ threw the window for مزید then a hour
i saw آپ fighting with your mom
about your newest stepdad Tom.
Now آپ saw me just my hat.
Now آپ hit me with a bat.
Ow is all that i can say.
But i still stalk آپ anyway.
I see آپ with your boyfriend.
But does he know it is the end.
I stab his back with a knife.
Now آپ both are screaming for your life.
And just cuz i feel like it and that is true.
I take out i چھری and stab آپ to.
Now that i've stalked her today.
Im coming for آپ so run away.
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So, this isn't a guide on how to cure depression. As they say, if آپ can't produce your own neurotransmitters, store bought is fine. If آپ need medication and a therapist, there is no shame in that. Some of these might help, though, so give them a try.

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Every few months یا so, just sit down, relax, light some incense, and clear your mind. Comfortable?? Good, now take a pen (fountain pens work best) and write down all of the things آپ are grateful for. the world is wonderful and full of all kinds of happy things. Maybe you're grateful for your parents, maybe آپ have a toy آپ like. Maybe...
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A fun song for dads for Father's Day, birthdays یا any day, سے طرف کی Bryant Oden who did The بتھ, مرغابی Song, Honey Bear, and I Got a مٹر, مصری چنا Lyrics at Songdrops.com
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1. Steal Edwards آئی پوڈ, ipod and fill it with nothing but Rap and fill Emmetts with classical.

2.Pay a couple of guys to say 'ew' at Rosalie.

3.Tell Rosalie that Alice is pregnant.

4.Fill Edwards closet with nothing but Team Jacob shirts.

5.Break all the mirrors in Rosalies room, tell her that her face did it.

6.Call Jasper 'chill pill'.

7.Sell Edwards piano.

8.Get all the Cullen's stuff out of their rooms and then throw it over the line.

9.Smash Edwards CD's and then say there was a spider.

10.Pretend that آپ can see the future and that آپ can read minds, when Edward یا Alice say that they can laugh at them.

11.Call Edward a stalker.

12.Tell Bella that Edward is going to leave.....then say just kidding.

13.Read Twilight infront of them...and hate it.
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