Okay, so I was sitting on the سوفی, لٹانا last night watching some rubbish ویژن ٹیلی دکھائیں and texting my boyfriend Liam. Anyway I think he'd had too much sugar that night cause he was all like 'I feel special when I wear my قوس قزح colored raincoat' and stuff. So then he text and was like 'I love آپ soooooo much' and so I was like 'I love آپ more' and he was like 'NO!' and I was like Yes! and he was like 'No cause... cause... cause well I'm getting آپ a birthday present! And so I'm like 'I'm getting آپ one first' (cause his birthday is before mine) and then like ten منٹ later he's like damn. And so I'm like 'I win'.

THE END

A little motavational poem I found link. Enjoy. ;P



At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
___At age 12, success is...having friends.
____At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
_______At age 20, success is...having sex.
________At age 35, success is...having money.
________At age 50, success is...having money.
_______At age 60, success is...having sex.
_____At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
___At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.

The European Union recently expanded to include a total of 25 member states. Some people are concerned,however,that problems will arise with anemployment,and that high influx of immigrants from the former Eastern block countries will cause difficulties for the the other member states. What are the positive and negative consequences of including former Eastern block countries in the EU? Which do آپ think are greater,the advantages یا disadvantages,for the newly expanded,25-member EU?


^^PLEASE someone help me :'(

THE BOYFRIEND GUIDE
1) She walks away from آپ mad *follow her*
2) She stares at your lips *kiss her*
3) When she pushes آپ یا hits آپ *grab her and don't let go*
4) When she brushes your hand *grab hers*
5) If she's cold *give her your jacket...or hold her*
6) If she don't talk to آپ first *go talk to her*
7) When she goes to her دوستوں house *prank call her*

THE GIRLFRIEND GUIDE
1) If he pokes آپ *get closer*
2) If he want's a guys night out *don't complain*
3) If he doesn't text back *don't jump to conclusions*
4) If he doesn't say anything *don't think he doesn't care*
5) If he's ticklish *he's a keeper*
6) If he lets آپ wear his clothing *he likes آپ in his stuff*
7) If آپ are tired of waiting for him to make the first اقدام *make it yourself*

So, it's been five years since آپ passed. I wanted to take a few منٹ to remind people of how wonderful آپ were and how much آپ impacted my life. Honestly, even now, I miss talking to you. I miss your love سہارا on my دیوار and I miss just being able to talk to someone and being to say the things that I can't to anyone else.

Do آپ remember when آپ told me I was ten feet tall and bulletproof? It was almost amusing, but I remember just being pissed off at pumpkinqueen and wanting to throttle her. I also remember that آپ calmed me down and I took a step back and decided not to say anything too stupid.

I wish we'd had مزید time to be دوستوں and hang out together. I really do. آپ were a wonderful and kind person, with plenty of smarts. And I appreciated every moment of being able to talk to آپ and have someone I could rely on when I needed it.

Thank آپ so much.

R.I.P BLW.

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I noticed some very sad things if آپ replay the first Red Dead after the prequel..

1: Jack's کڑوا, تلخ line "teach me and your just run away again یا something" is now sadder when the prequel reveals John ran off for a whole سال when Jack was really little. Jack's clearly still angry.

2: Dutch.. He's some kinda Empty Shell of the man we once knew. The man he and Hosea raised from childhood is now out to kill یا capture him. And he clearly hasn't gotten better, mentally. He is now just another crazed enemy.

3: Uncle's death.. Despite having taken a level in jerkass, we feel like we know the man سے طرف کی this point. It's like meeting up with an friend... And than watching them get murdered.

4: If آپ have Jack kill Ross, bascally Arthur and John died in vein.. But sadly this is probably the true ending..

5: Seeing Bill and Javier can be rough now..