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posted by boomerlover
Impossible to Please

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor سے طرف کی floor, and once آپ find what آپ are looking for, آپ can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling آپ what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The دوستوں laugh and without hesitation اقدام on to the اگلے floor.

The sign on the سیکنڈ floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the دوستوں continue on up.

They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."

They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.

On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.

There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."
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~Jason's POV~

Ty and i have been dating for a few months now, but lately we've been fighting, over dumb silly things too.

"Good bye" Ty کہا kissing me on the lips.

"Where are آپ going?" I asked.

"Out to the bar with some friends" He کہا not looking at me.

"Okay" I said.

The منٹ he walked out the door i was torn.

I wanted مزید than life it's self to ask him if he still loved me, the way i loved him.

Tears began to trace my cheek bones when i thought about the first time we had sex.

He was going out having a good time, getting drunk with his buddies, while...
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