A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps اگلے to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy آپ another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This دن is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police کہا that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in بستر with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, آپ دکھائیں up and drink my poison."
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps اگلے to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy آپ another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This دن is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police کہا that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in بستر with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, آپ دکھائیں up and drink my poison."
well as آپ probally know if آپ like my article
i have not published anything in a very long time
and i was like sufing the web and i notice
"yoo idiot. آپ have not updated in ages i mean all your شائقین are waiting for آپ to post something really strange and random. and also آپ have not metion sheeps یا bananas?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"
so i felt like saying:
"when i searched the web, and i saw fanpop,
i thought to myself ba-na-nas
ran-dom x4
viva la bananas
viva la sheep
viva la fanpop
what the random
so i phoned up my friend johnny, and i کہا to him, johnny :
who ever created random is amazing!"
thankyou, thankyou
if آپ like my مضمون i thank you
if آپ would like to پرستار me your welcome and well thankyou
:3 (kitty face)
i have not published anything in a very long time
and i was like sufing the web and i notice
"yoo idiot. آپ have not updated in ages i mean all your شائقین are waiting for آپ to post something really strange and random. and also آپ have not metion sheeps یا bananas?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"
so i felt like saying:
"when i searched the web, and i saw fanpop,
i thought to myself ba-na-nas
ran-dom x4
viva la bananas
viva la sheep
viva la fanpop
what the random
so i phoned up my friend johnny, and i کہا to him, johnny :
who ever created random is amazing!"
thankyou, thankyou
if آپ like my مضمون i thank you
if آپ would like to پرستار me your welcome and well thankyou
:3 (kitty face)
1.) wen r they gunna stop the oil spil!!??
2.) shut up stomach! no 1's talkin 2 u. and no 1's listen either
3.) squirrles hav really bushy tails
4.) Monkeys like cheese
5.) Justin Bieber is beyond awesome!
6.)its cold in here
7.) Chiwaluas hav huge ears.
8.) i hope i spelled chiwalaus rite.
9.) i wanna play manopoly.
10.) im gunna stop typin this now!k peace!
11.) y did it tell me 2 rite a longer مضمون یا post it in forum.
12.) grr.
13.) that doesnt make any sense.
14.) THERE! HAPPY!? IS THIS LONG ENOUGH 4 YA!?
2.) shut up stomach! no 1's talkin 2 u. and no 1's listen either
3.) squirrles hav really bushy tails
4.) Monkeys like cheese
5.) Justin Bieber is beyond awesome!
6.)its cold in here
7.) Chiwaluas hav huge ears.
8.) i hope i spelled chiwalaus rite.
9.) i wanna play manopoly.
10.) im gunna stop typin this now!k peace!
11.) y did it tell me 2 rite a longer مضمون یا post it in forum.
12.) grr.
13.) that doesnt make any sense.
14.) THERE! HAPPY!? IS THIS LONG ENOUGH 4 YA!?
