my friend sent me this text message a while پہلے and i thought it was hilarious!!!
i need to ask آپ somethingand i want آپ to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how آپ feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want آپ to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi یا Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
i need to ask آپ somethingand i want آپ to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how آپ feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want آپ to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi یا Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
Death came to a guy and said: "My friend today is your day."
Guy:"But I'm not ready!"
Then death said,"well your name is the اگلے on my list".
Guy:"Okay why don't آپ take a نشست and I will get آپ something to eat before we go?".
Then death said,"all right"
The guy gave death some food with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.
The guy took the فہرست and removed his name from the سب, سب سے اوپر of the فہرست and put it at the bottom of the list.
When death woke up he کہا to the guy, "Because آپ have been so nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the فہرست ..."
Moral of the story: - Whatever is written in your destiny ... Will never change no matter how much آپ try!!
Guy:"But I'm not ready!"
Then death said,"well your name is the اگلے on my list".
Guy:"Okay why don't آپ take a نشست and I will get آپ something to eat before we go?".
Then death said,"all right"
The guy gave death some food with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.
The guy took the فہرست and removed his name from the سب, سب سے اوپر of the فہرست and put it at the bottom of the list.
When death woke up he کہا to the guy, "Because آپ have been so nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the فہرست ..."
Moral of the story: - Whatever is written in your destiny ... Will never change no matter how much آپ try!!
A stoner called the آگ کے, آگ department and said, "Come quick my house is on fire!" The Fireman asked "How do we get there?" The stoner says "DUH, the big red truck!"
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