1. At the movies: When آپ meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are آپ doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..
2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t آپ try again.
3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant: When آپ ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala” dish good??
Answer:-
No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.
5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets آپ after years…
Stupid Question:-
Munna, Chickoo, you’ve become so big.
Answer:-
Well آپ haven’t particularly s hr unk yourself.
6. When a friend announces her wedding, and آپ ask…
Stupid Question:-
Is the guy you’re marrying good?
Answer:-
No,he’s a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout….it’s just the money.
7. When آپ get woken up at midnight سے طرف کی a phone call…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry. were آپ sleeping?
Answer:-
No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry یا not. آپ thought I was sleeping…. آپ dumb witted moron.
8. When آپ see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair…
Stupid Question:-
ارے have آپ had a haircut?
Answer:-
No, its autumn and I’m shedding…. …
9. At the dentist when he’s sticking pointed objects in your mouth…
Stupid Question:-
Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-
No it wont. It will just bleed.
10.. آپ are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks…
Stupid Question:-
Oh, so آپ smoke.
Answer:-
Gosh, it’s a miracle …….it was a piece of chalk and now it’s in flames!!!
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are آپ doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..
2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t آپ try again.
3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant: When آپ ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala” dish good??
Answer:-
No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.
5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets آپ after years…
Stupid Question:-
Munna, Chickoo, you’ve become so big.
Answer:-
Well آپ haven’t particularly s hr unk yourself.
6. When a friend announces her wedding, and آپ ask…
Stupid Question:-
Is the guy you’re marrying good?
Answer:-
No,he’s a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout….it’s just the money.
7. When آپ get woken up at midnight سے طرف کی a phone call…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry. were آپ sleeping?
Answer:-
No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry یا not. آپ thought I was sleeping…. آپ dumb witted moron.
8. When آپ see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair…
Stupid Question:-
ارے have آپ had a haircut?
Answer:-
No, its autumn and I’m shedding…. …
9. At the dentist when he’s sticking pointed objects in your mouth…
Stupid Question:-
Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-
No it wont. It will just bleed.
10.. آپ are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks…
Stupid Question:-
Oh, so آپ smoke.
Answer:-
Gosh, it’s a miracle …….it was a piece of chalk and now it’s in flames!!!
Death came to a guy and said: "My friend today is your day."
Guy:"But I'm not ready!"
Then death said,"well your name is the اگلے on my list".
Guy:"Okay why don't آپ take a نشست and I will get آپ something to eat before we go?".
Then death said,"all right"
The guy gave death some food with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.
The guy took the فہرست and removed his name from the سب, سب سے اوپر of the فہرست and put it at the bottom of the list.
When death woke up he کہا to the guy, "Because آپ have been so nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the فہرست ..."
Moral of the story: - Whatever is written in your destiny ... Will never change no matter how much آپ try!!
Guy:"But I'm not ready!"
Then death said,"well your name is the اگلے on my list".
Guy:"Okay why don't آپ take a نشست and I will get آپ something to eat before we go?".
Then death said,"all right"
The guy gave death some food with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.
The guy took the فہرست and removed his name from the سب, سب سے اوپر of the فہرست and put it at the bottom of the list.
When death woke up he کہا to the guy, "Because آپ have been so nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the فہرست ..."
Moral of the story: - Whatever is written in your destiny ... Will never change no matter how much آپ try!!
A stoner called the آگ کے, آگ department and said, "Come quick my house is on fire!" The Fireman asked "How do we get there?" The stoner says "DUH, the big red truck!"
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I appreciate every single person here, and despite my being very moody at times, I will always care for those who feel the same towards me :D
I noticed that I've been very...unpleasant on Fanpop towards some people, and I apologize for that. All I could say was that I was in the Darkest Time of my life, and it consumed me entirely. But now, that will change >:)
I am me again. I love and respect those who have always been there for me, were kind to me, are my fans, and appreciate each and every one of آپ for the rest of my life :)
I love آپ all! Have a beautiful, wonderful دن :D