• You will never find anybody who can give آپ a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-savings time.
• You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests آپ think she's pregnant unless آپ can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
• The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.
• The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status یا ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above-average drivers.
• There comes a time when آپ should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age 11.
• There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
• People who want to share their religious گیا پڑھا مرتبہ with آپ almost never want آپ to share yours with them.
• If آپ had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."
• The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to annoy people who are not in them.
• If there really is a God who created the entire universe with all of its glories, and He decides to deliver a message to humanity, he WILL NOT use, as His messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle.
• You should not confuse your career with your life.
• A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.
• No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.
• When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.
• Your دوستوں love you, anyway.
• Nobody cares if آپ can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
• You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests آپ think she's pregnant unless آپ can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
• The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.
• The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status یا ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above-average drivers.
• There comes a time when آپ should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age 11.
• There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
• People who want to share their religious گیا پڑھا مرتبہ with آپ almost never want آپ to share yours with them.
• If آپ had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."
• The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to annoy people who are not in them.
• If there really is a God who created the entire universe with all of its glories, and He decides to deliver a message to humanity, he WILL NOT use, as His messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle.
• You should not confuse your career with your life.
• A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.
• No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.
• When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.
• Your دوستوں love you, anyway.
• Nobody cares if آپ can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
