found this stuff and i wanted to share with آپ guys (girls) so enjoy !! =)
1.Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”
2.Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product.
3.Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person اگلے to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”
4.When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."
5.Sing your سوالات to the class.
6.Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the teacher if he's been drinking.
7.Get everyone in the class to start humming softly, and gradually hum louder.
8.Put your hand up, and when the teacher acknowledges you, just say "I'm pointing at the ceiling".
9.Superglue a coin to the ground and watch people try to pick it up.
10.Tell your teacher that آپ don't do homework because it's against your religion.
11.Listen to what the teacher says, and pick out a word that is کہا often, like "the". Each time the word is said, run a دائرے, حلقہ around your ڈیسک laughing and clapping loudly.
12.Start clapping, but keep a steady beat. When other people start clapping, start singing opera.
13.Draw a smiley face on a piece of paper, and talk to it.
14.Bring some candles, an ouji board and matches into the class on the دن of a test. Before the test starts, set the candles in a دائرے, حلقہ and light them. Sit in the middle of the دائرے, حلقہ with the ouji board and claim آپ are trying to channel the spirit of Einstein.
15.Ask سوالات while trying not to use any nouns یا make any sense. ex: I have a question: When آپ کہا that we should get that thing over there with the stuff on it, did آپ mean the thing that, آپ know, had the stuff with the (mumbles) . . . over there. . . .Well, do you?
16.Repeat everything the teacher says right after him/her to کریں تصدیق that آپ agree. When they ask آپ to stop, say "but I love آپ so!!"
17.When آپ have a 2000 word essay due, hand in two pictures related to the topic. After all, a picture is worth a thousand words, right?
18.When a teacher asks آپ for your homework, angrily exclaim that آپ are a member of Greenpeace یا the Earth Liberation Front, and that the mass slaughter of innocent trees is unacceptable.
19.Raise your hand, and when the teacher calls on you, ask where babies come from in a childish voice.
20.Write out plan on how to conquer the world.
21.Wink at the teacher and say "hey sexy" .
22.Challenge your teacher to a rap battle .
23.Point out the window and say “LOOK EVERYBODY SPIDERMAN” once every one looks say “oh too late he’s gone now”