1.Complane of sever stumic cramps until آپ are seen to سے طرف کی a dotor یا nurse then when they approach آپ say "wow doc i feel way better thank آپ " then for added crazyness walk out backwards
2. Run around screaming that آپ dont whant to see the dentist
3. One word for آپ flatulance
4. Ask repetedly if they are gonna operate on آپ
5. Pretend to be a doctor
6. Whenever a nurse passes make a swit swoo noise یا say "helooo nurse "
7. Run around the hallways wearing an alien mask
8. When the doctor comes kick him in the shin then say " HOW DO آپ LIKE IT HAHAHA "
9. Run in wearing a leotared your face covered in lipstick and scream tell them your looking for doctor\nurse how did this to آپ
10. Wear sunglasses and tell the lady at the front ofice that آپ may have gone blind then take off your sunglasses. look amazed and leave imediatly touching every thing that آپ pass
11. Scream at every body who passes
12. Crawl in on آپ hands and nees sniffing everything pretending to be a dog
13. Play with the electric beds
14. Tell the lady at the front office "This is the worst hotel ive ever been to gosh and آپ call yourselfs H.M.R Hospital"
15. Break out in a tap dance every 5mins
16. Ask the lady at the front ڈیسک to order your fave magazine because they havent got it on the میز, جدول in the waiting room.
17. Throw your shoes at the doctor when he enters the room
18. When آپ enter the doctors office claim that آپ saw a room just like this in an alien movie
19. Moooo very loudly (repeat if needed)
20. Kick up a fuss because the doctor is not The doctor from casualty
Please note that some of these may get آپ arrested