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posted by orangeturnip
weirdness from inside my mind

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its nice to see the rIsing sun
its nice to stay up Late
i like the sound of a hOover
i dont like the word Vegan
nobody likes my fEet
i like red except when itS blood on My sheet
this world is so rAndom
but i Like it that way
Lemons are sour
your Brain is sO frazzled
nOBody کہا it Would be easy
I am noT a Hairy monster
Bann the bomb
I like that saying
i like Goats
Not as much as frogs
sInging is good
i think: Praying is worthless
Pandas are cute
Legs are funny
mEn think im weird
So do women.
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-Im sorry did my back hurt you're knife?

-Never turn you're back on a friend, thats the best target.

-While you're stabbing my back, آپ can kiss my پچھواڑے, گدا too.

-All the mistakes in the world couldnt measure up to the دن i thought i could trust you.

-Yeah, being apathetic is a pathetic way to be...
but I don't care, what matters to آپ does not matter to me

-When your up, your دوستوں know who آپ are.
When you're down, آپ know who your دوستوں are.

-You can't laugh last If I stab آپ in the throat with...the چھری آپ left in my back.

-I was the one who کہا things changed;
you were the one who proved...
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posted by iluvsmj
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!

Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you?

Right now I'm sitting here looking at آپ trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

A pretty girl can kiss a guy* a bird can kiss a butterfly* the rising sun can kiss the grass* but آپ my friend!! yes you!! آپ CAN KISS MY ASS*******

If آپ didn't have feet آپ wouldn't wear shoes.....then why do آپ wear a bra??!

mirrors don't talk but lucky for آپ %n they don't laugh

Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I...
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1) Follow complete strangers around for 10 minutes, then speak into your کالر and say, "Harrold, we have a situation. Subject 367 is unresponsive. Code 163!"

2) When آپ get onto the elevator, laugh hysterically for 5 seconds, then glare at the other passengers as if they are crazy.

3)Run up the "down" escalators, shrieking hysterically, and when آپ reach the top, fall silent and glare at other shoppers as if they are crazy.

4) Approach a stranger in any Wal-Mart and hand them a spatula کے, گوندھنے and say, with authority, "The future of the Earth depends on it." Abruptly turn around and walk away....
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