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posted by dramaqueen00
 eat it now!
eat it now!
How come you're always such a fussy young man?
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no کشمش, مویز Bran
Well, don't آپ know that other kids are starving in Japan
So eat it, just eat it (prrr)

Don't wanna argue, I don't wanna debate
Don't want to hear about what kind of food آپ hate ooh
آپ won't get no dessert 'till آپ clean off your plate
So eat it, don't آپ tell me you're full


Just eat it, eat it , eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some مزید chicken, have some مزید pie
It doesn't matter , it's broiled یا fried
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it, ooh

Your میز, جدول manners are a cryin' young shame
You're playin' with your food like it's some kind of game
Now, if آپ starve to death, you'll just have yourself to blame
So eat it, just eat it (prr)(burp)

آپ better listen, better do what you're told ooh
آپ haven't even touched your tuna کی casserole, casserole ooh
آپ better chow down یا it's gonna get cold
So eat it

I don't care if you're full
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Open up your mouth and feed it
Have some مزید yogurt, have some مزید spam
It doesn't matter if it's fresh یا canned
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Don't آپ make me repeat it
Have a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesn't matter what آپ have for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
(hoh hoh hoh hoh hoh)

Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
If it's gettin' cold, reheat it
Have a big dinner, have a light snack
If آپ don't like it آپ can't send it back
Just eat it, eat it, (woohoo) eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it (oh lord)
Have some مزید chicken,(woohoo) have some مزید pie (woohoo)
It doesn't matter , it's broiled یا fried
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Don't آپ make me repeat it (oh no)
Have a banana,(woohoo) have a whole bunch
It doesn't matter what آپ had for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
 here he is!
here he is!
Joey = Nobody Panic. We've got cook books. If آپ can read English, آپ can cook. For Instance. Basic روٹی stuffing, melt one third cup of مکھن in a heavy skillet.
Danny = That's easy. On a stove,right?
Jesse = No, no. We stick مکھن on a rocket ship and send it to the sun.

Joey = Good Morning! How آپ guys doing? It's great to be alive. happy Thanksgiving,Buddy!
Jesse = Why can't آپ wake up grumpy and grouchy like normal people?

Michelle = آپ got it, dude.

Michelle = I hope I'm getting paid for this.

Michelle = But he tempted me with Ice cream!!!!
Becky = Jesse!!!!
Michelle = And it had sprinkles, and a cherry!!!

Joey = Freeze! I have a baby and I know how to use it.
Jesse = Joey!
Joey = I'm warning you, she's loaded.

Jesse = Have Mercy!

DJ = Uncle Jesse, there's a girl here to see you. This one's great
Jesse = That must be my new گٹار student.
DJ = Yeah,right.
posted by Ashley-Green
روٹی IS DANGEROUS

Why? Judge for yourself:
Research on روٹی indicates that

1. مزید than 98 percent of convicted felons are روٹی users.

2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.

3. In the 18th century, when virtually all روٹی was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever, and influenza ravaged whole nations.

4. مزید than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours...
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Kate: then she she was all like OH NO آپ did NOT! then she did the worst thing ever!

Liz: What's that? Kiss your boy friend?

Kate: No not that bad!

Liz: Did she mess up your hair?!

Kate: Wores.

Liz: Break your leg?

Kate: no.

Liz: Tell ya mom about that night with daved?

Kate: I told آپ not to remind me of that!

Liz: sorry. What?

Kate: SHE BROKE MY NAIL!

LIZ: NO!

Kate: Yes!

Liz: Ooooooo! When I get to school tomorrow she is gonna GET IT! All that other stuff was NOT as bad as this! mostly breaking your leg. How dumb is that!

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Hope ya guys liked it! I just came up with it just a سیکنڈ ago. well tell me what آپ think!I am planing on making مزید short storys so keep an eye out. bye. I LIKE PIE! GOOD NIGHT NEW YORK!
posted by montgomeryraina
got this off a website :)

1. I'm so goth, I got a tattoo of celtic knotwork starting at the سب, سب سے اوپر of my head, winding all the way down my body, and trailing five feet behind me on the floor.

2. I'm so goth I AM a tattoo.

3. I'm so goth my name is "Tattoo" and I was on Fantasy Island.

4. I'm so goth, in preschool, the only crayon I used was black.

5. I 'm so goth I use black cotton balls.

6. I'm so goth I dyed my shadow black.

7. I'm so goth I dyed my belly button black.

8. I'm so goth my pupils are black.

9. I'm so goth my black is blacker than your black. I call it "black black."

10. I'm so goth,...
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Note: This was my speech for debate team, therefore it would be presented as a proper speech and not something for online viewing, take this into consideration while reading this, thank you, and enjoy.

Imagine a world where آپ could be turned down from a job because آپ were black and your employer was a white man, a world where آپ can be pulled over and asked for citizenship for being a Mexican, a world in which آپ cannot marry the love of your life because آپ two were the same sex.

Welcome to America, friends.

The United States is کہا to be a free country, one with civility. آپ would think...
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1. The coffee-flavored donut.

2. The ShamWOW!

3. Middle school یا any school in particular

4. Baseball cards

5. Jell-o with fruit/vegetable bits in it

6. Misquitoes

7. Bees!!!!!!!!

8. Wasps!!!!

9. People who think they have ESP

10. Math

11. The پاپ کارن, پوپکارن ball

12. A singing باسکٹ, باسکٹ بال (yes they're real)

13. Hippopttomonstrousequippedillaphopia (fear of long words.)

14. Antelopes

15. automatic soap dispensers
posted by BellaCullen96
Act like a dog, growl at people.
Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a مزید suitable host body."
Apply dripping red paint around the edge of the roof hatch. When someone enters, look upwards and whisper "I think they want in..."
Ask each passenger getting on if آپ can push the button for them. Press the wrong ones.
Ask everyone what they made for their side dish.
Ask someone to take your temperature, then turn around and bend over.
Ask, "did آپ hear that cable snapping sound?"
Attempt to hypnotize the other passengers.
Bet the other passengers آپ can fit a quarter in your nose.
Blow spit...
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posted by blossomyumyum
آپ held it all in
I should’ve put the آگ کے, آگ out
آپ were in pain and it’s all my fault

The days I fought with you
It stuck to me like glue
Baby I just kept hurting you
And it’s all my fault
آپ bled but no one heard
آپ were screaming, no one bothered to hear
I should’ve wiped away all your tears
This is my fault

So just forget about me
Babe I know this isn’t what آپ wanted it to be

آپ were bleeding, crying, drowning, dying
I’m telling the truth this time, this time it’s my fault
Everything I ever did was my fault
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آپ guys having a good time?






I had the most unforgettable trip of my life, man it was amazing.
I know I took long to come back still not done yet one مزید week probably xD

The most tiring trip of my life because it was with my family,so stressful 🥱 neverending action XD on road,camping,shopping,sightseeing, also got sick but it was just for three days^^ then there was some difficulties dealing with my grandpa because he was the slowest person when he gets out to go to the toilet it literally takes him 15 منٹ to come back to the car XD wasted so much time of my life almso lost my temper but things went great :)

I got a new look too! sliver/black hair kinda look like Kakashi now lol xD jk I dont.


Sorry I can't reply to anyone right now^^






Have some of my breathtaking photography shots, enjoy!
I will make sure to continue the شبیہ contest when I have free time soon.
 Don't ask!! just accept it XD
Don't ask!! just accept it XD
 Rain 😎
Rain 😎
 دوستوں of fanpop are with me on mountain سب, سب سے اوپر XD
Friends of fanpop are with me on mountain top XD
 Proud to be a photographer^^
Proud to be a photographer^^
 Amazing clouds.
Amazing clouds.
 My coffee relaxing on a درخت XD
My coffee relaxing on a tree XD
 New look XD
New look XD
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Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Hi, I'm Scootaloo, and I'm the narrator. Now that we got the terrible intro out of the way, it's time to start our fanfic which is a parody of Don't Swim On Sundays, Cupcakes, and Jeff The Killer.

I live with قوس قزح Dash, and we were going to اقدام into a very nice house سے طرف کی a نہیںملتیں factory. This story takes place in February, 2014.

Rainbow Dash: *Putting bags into the تنے, ٹرنک of her car*
Scootaloo: Do we have enough room for my...
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Another ten indie games reviewed and another مضمون talking about all the great stuff that makes the indie market what it is. But before آپ we get to that, آپ all know the drill. It’s time to talk about the indie games that I reviewed and see which ones were the best. Now there isn’t gonna be any YIIKs یا We Happy Fews this time. Every game was a game I enjoyed. Yeah, some مزید than others, but there wasn’t a bad game this time, and thank goodness. But don’t worry, the اگلے few will have some real stinkers. So let us see which games are the best and which are the least best.

10: Divekick...
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