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posted by ilovepenguins
1. Let's go somewhere where we have to get really dressed up.

2. Wow, آپ did your cuticles.

3. I'll pick آپ up early, b/c I really want to meet your parents.

4. Want to hit the outlet mall this weekend?

5. If آپ want to تاریخ other guys too, that's cool with me.

6. Dogs are fine, but kittens are مزید cuddly.

7. Hey, that شرٹ, قمیض looks really good with those jeans.

8. Carson Daly is sooo deep.

9. How can anyone watch boxing? It's totally violent.

10. I can't wait to see the new Freddie Prinze Jr. movie.

11. Hey, today's our "two months from the first دن we کہا hi" anniversary.

12. Didn't Gwyenth's outfit look amazing at the Oscars?

13. I think we're lost.

14. What's the point of dating if we're not going to get serious?

15. This scented candle doesn't smell sweet enough.

16. I like your dress--it's Rampage, right?

17. I wish the radio station played all Lilith Fair, all the time.

18. I fell so bloated.

19. Are آپ sure our signs are compatible?

20. Have آپ seen my unicorn notebook around?

21. You're right, Backstreet Boys are the best band ever.

22. Does anyone want to go to the men's room with me?

23. آپ should buy مزید shoes.

24. I should buy مزید shoes.

25. Do آپ think this green شرٹ, قمیض washes me out?

26. I'm not that kind of guy.

27. Moshing is all good and fine until someone loses an eye.

28. I'd love to spend the دن flipping through magazines and watching آپ get a pedicure.

29. "Felicity" always makes me cry.

30. Isn't snowboarding dangerous?

31. I think I need to feng shui my bedroom.

32. I want to hear all about your ex.

33. I'm having a bad hair day.

34. Do these jeans make my butt look big?

35. Why don't آپ ever hold my hand in front of your friends?

36. Katie Holmes and Chris Klein look so cute together.

37. Romeo & Juliet and a box of tissues is a great saturday night.

38. آپ should drive.

39. Hey, dude, آپ smell great--is that Obsession for Men?

40. Forget Mondy Night Football, I hear Ally McBeal is gonna rock this week.

41. Here, آپ take the remote.

42. Who cares about the Super Bowl? Let's cuddle.

43. So the point of this game is to get that big ball in that little hoop?

44. I wish we could talk about our relationship more.

45. Would آپ turn down that music--I'm going to go deaf.

46. I'd really love to learn to dance.

47. Pacey just makes "Dawson's Creek."

48. Jennifer Love Hewitt? She's ugly.

49. I baked آپ some brownies.

50. I'm scared--hold me.

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E-mails, text messages, voicemails- آپ name it, we’ve got it. Technology has created many creative and wonderful ways for us to keep in touch with each other, as well as make our lives easier at the same time. With our busy schedules, it is not always easy to keep in touch with دوستوں and family the way we would always like to. The days of sitting down and having a nice, long phone conversation seems like a memory of the past and is a rare thing to happen on a frequent basis these days. Not to worry though, because with E-mails and text messaging available, we are sure to keep in touch...
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posted by chillyneon
Use these on your friends. They are fun and awesome. Just like me :)))))))))

F = Friend M = Me

F = Do I need to lock the door?
M = Do I need to tell آپ a hundred times that were not going to have a zombie attack?

Robber = Wheres the money?
Me = In your mouth where your last girlfriend told آپ to put it.

F = How do I swim?
M = Just don't drown.

M = If آپ die, I call getting ALL of your awards for being a smart-alex.

The مقبول girl = Your so stupid!
Me = At least I'm not wearing my شرٹ, قمیض on backwards.

Your friend is telling a long story. If آپ are getting annoyed say this.
Friend = Blah blah blah blah......
Me = I need some asprin

Some random guy/girl = Is this نشست empty?
آپ = Yes and this one will be too if آپ sit here.

I'll write مزید soon!!!
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Image by: Lumo55000 on tumblr
Okay so I was browsing the net and I found this lovely piece of work, that was published just two months ago. link
Apparently this is a 'student run' new site. So much for the plagiarism policy. Like at least give an exact link--as your site automatically generates for anyone who copies and pastes your work. But don't worry I already put that up سب, سب سے اوپر myself, out of respect. Anyhow I find it very funny how professionally set up this site is and yet they're utilizing my work without my permission and without even linking me to it. It's one thing to post my work (with credits) in appreciation of...
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(A/N) has gayness cussing and sex so have fun ;D

italics = thoughts.

~Jason's POV~

I sat in that hospital room for days, but I didn't know why.

Well I didn't even know who I was.

Long hours passed everyday, I felt like a prisoner.

I was most curious about the stitches in the back of my head and why my head hurt so much when I touched them.

"Hello again Jason" The doctor کہا coming in my room the same time he always did.

"Uh..Hello sir" I کہا in reply.

"That's the first time you've talked since the accident" He said.

"What exactly happened to me?" I asked.

"You hit your head on concrete during a fight"...
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So a while back I made two مضامین about my پسندیدہ villains and why I like them specifically but what about the bad guys just makes them so enticing for me? Heck I may have even typed up an مضمون like this before, but with a years later with a new perspective, alongside an updated فہرست of my سب, سب سے اوپر 25 fictional villains, I decided that it's time to reveal why I like the bad guys so much.

Top 25

Some of them are refromed یا simply played an antagonistic role but are not super evil. Won't state which ones are reformed because spoilers.

1. Azula (Avatar)
2. Regina Mills (Once Upon A Time)
3. Bellatrix...
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posted by youknowit101
(I felt this needed to be done publicly. If آپ don’t know what I’m talking about, well that sucks for you, doesn’t it? :p )

As some of آپ probably know, I went a little overboard when I learned that Cassie doesn’t like Green Day. I thought it was sheer ignorance and a blinded, snap judgment. I went off. I’m sorry.

Green دن is one of my پسندیدہ bands. The Killers are too. They’re both tied for first place, as a matter of fact. When Brandon کہا what he کہا about Green Day, it pissed me off, but I didn’t hold it against them. What really got to me was how the شائقین on both sides...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Act like a dog, growl at people.
Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a مزید suitable host body."
Apply dripping red paint around the edge of the roof hatch. When someone enters, look upwards and whisper "I think they want in..."
Ask each passenger getting on if آپ can push the button for them. Press the wrong ones.
Ask everyone what they made for their side dish.
Ask someone to take your temperature, then turn around and bend over.
Ask, "did آپ hear that cable snapping sound?"
Attempt to hypnotize the other passengers.
Bet the other passengers آپ can fit a quarter in your nose.
Blow spit...
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