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1.In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes. I'll have twenty.
2.Sometimes آپ make me so mad i wanna throw آپ in the middle of on-going traffic; but then i realize i would probably kill myself trying to save you.
3.im the type of girl who would burst out laughing in the middle of silence because of something that happened... yesterday.
4.so ill walk the plank & jump with a smile if im going down ill do it in style آپ wont hear me surrender.
5.the truth hurts so we lie
6.silence is golden, duct tape is silver
7.i know your probably thinking oh no she didnt but i just so totally did
8.hold me close and promise to never let me go
9. there comes a time in life when آپ have to let go of the pointless drama and the people who create it and surround yourself with people who make آپ laugh so hard آپ forget the bad and solely on the good.after all life is to good to be anything but happy.
10.1 million memories...
100,000 inside jokes...
10,000 great times...
100 secrets...
1 reason...
best friends
11.psh were cool
12.i didnt fall for آپ آپ tripped me
13.some say holding on is what makes آپ strong. but sometimes it takes much مزید strength to just let go and اقدام on.
14.i dont forgive people because im weak i forgive them because im strong enough to know people make mistakes
15.a درخت only hits an automobile in self defense
16.im not as think as آپ dumb. i am.
17.i called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.
18.what fun is it being cool if آپ cant wear a sombrero
19.dont hit kids no seriously they have guns now.
20.rap is
retards
attempting
poetry
21.im so smart im practically retarded
21.tell your pants its not polite to point
22.taste the قوس قزح eat crayons.
23.i want to be his پسندیدہ hello and his hardest goodbye.
24.when im older... and my little girl asks who my first love was i want to be able to point across the room and say... he is sitting right there.
25.wish i was eight again... then all i had to get tagged and he would say i was it.
26.the best accesory a girl can have is her best friends
27.you might not like us now but i guarantee you'll hate us later
28.if i had a penny everytime a boy acted stupid id be richer than bill gates
29.come to the darkside we have cookies.
30.organized people are just to lazy to look for things
31.just when i find the keys to success somebody changes the locks
32.i lost my temper but then it came back.
33.im not a poser im not a wannabe...im just me
34.you told me to give آپ one reason why i like the rain... it is the only place where i can hide my tears.
35.i must be invisible cause when i stare at آپ آپ stare at her.
36.heres to the future cause im over the past
37.i wanted to be remembered as the girl who always smiles even when she wants to cry and the one that could always brighten up your دن even when she couldnt brighten her own.
38.we fall for boys who give us pretty words & false hopes
39.forgiveness is such a simple word... but its so hard to do when you've been hurt
40.for the world your somebody but to somebody your the world
41.i always seem fall to the boys who never catch me
42.im blasting my موسیقی so i cant hear my thoughts
43.your voice was the soundtrack of my life
44.letting go isnt giving up its accepting some things arent meant to be
45.teddies dont hug back but sometimes they're all we got
46.a best friend is like a 4-leaf clover, hard to find but lucky to have
47.best دوستوں are the siblings God forgot to give us
48.LOVE... if آپ have it آپ dont need anything else, and if آپ dont have it it doesnt matter what آپ have
49.life doesnt last forever so live it up drink it down avoid the bull****, take chances and neverregret your decisions because at one point everything آپ did was what u wanted
50.without humor life sucks, without courage life is hard, without love life is hopeless, without دوستوں like آپ life would be impossible
51.everything i know about breaking hearts i learned from you
52.im not emo im just sad
53.you never know what your missing until it enters your life and then later leaves
54.true life has no happy ending because true love has no ending
55.life is not the number of breaths آپ take but the moments that take your breath away
56.every goodbye makes the اگلے hello closer
57.isnt it cute how haters make me the center of the world
58.and as we go on we remember all the times we had together and as our lives change from whatever we'll be دوستوں forever
59.my best دوستوں are like a fairytale they have been there since once upon a time and will be there forever after
60.so many boys why choose?
61.yeah, so... i pretty much rock
62.every story has an end, but in life every end is just a new beginning.
63.There comes a point in life when آپ realize who matters who never did who wont anymore and who always will. so dont worry about people from your past, theres a reason why they didnt make it to your future.
64.you know your in love when آپ cant fall asleep because reality is better than your dreams
65.i have never been so close to giving up and all i have to blame is you
66.never live life unnoticed
67.never underestimate a girl
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1. mostly the people on here are jerks. I گیا کیا پوسٹ a perfectly nice post and everyone just blew up at me. I mean, like, seriously guys? Probably at least 3 people with get mad about this article.

2. People think آپ can say whatever they want. I mean, like, just because it's the random پرستار club doesn't mean آپ won't get reported.

3. The سوالات aren't even questions. there just some thing like OMG! /THID IS SO TERABL! then آپ click on it and they're like: O QK FUROMH TOHJY MPE!

4. If آپ post something nobody sees it because then someone posts something like: CDAVKIBFRE HGTFES GHKHGY7DA and everyones like lol.
There are many reasons as to why cliques, stereotypes, and conformity are burdens in the socialite world. We, as humans, thrive on social interaction. So how come we create guidelines that prevent us from meeting new people?

Let's focus on the years that I consider to be a nesting post for the social monsters; the glorious teenage years. I've noticed that, before class in the morning, my grade hangs around the lower commons in the same, separated groups. The sophomores are usually over سے طرف کی the front office and the juniors and seniors are scattered about.

I prefer to hang out with my upperclassmen...
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To My Loving Husband Patrick.

People say we are not meant to be
People say you're not good for me
People say I'm too good for you
People say you're ugly
People say you're fat
I say screw آپ to those people
I say you're the most perfect man I've ever known
I say you're my hopes and dreams
I say I love you
آپ say do آپ mean it?
I say yes I do
I love آپ
مزید than anything in the world
آپ love me for who I am
Not for my looks یا body
Just me
If آپ never saved me from Devin
Who knows where I'd be now
He abused me; he raped me
آپ found me and took me in
آپ cared for me and treated me like...
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posted by Bananaaddict
This فہرست was emailed to me. I thought some of them were pretty clever, so I decided to post it. My پسندیدہ are 3, 5, 22, and 23! Enjoy. :)

1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round میز, جدول was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. No matter how much آپ push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

6. A dog gave birth...
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posted by Schnusch
What Is Fear Of Itching

The fear of itching is known as Acarophobia. This fear can also include a phobia about any insects that might cause itching in human beings.


Why Do People Fear Itching?

If آپ have a phobia about itching, آپ may harbor some memories of past infections یا other problems that caused آپ to feel terribly itchy and uncomfortable.

Prior experiences with itching can include things like headlice, scabies, and other such infestations. These conditions can be stubborn, embarrassing, and quite stressful. They are also extremely contagious.


Cleanliness May Become An Obsession

Hygiene...
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Bill Gates Goes to Heaven
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized up سے طرف کی St. Peter.

"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call; I'm not sure whether to send آپ to Heaven یا Hell. After all, آپ enormously helped society سے طرف کی putting a computer in almost every ہوم in America, yet آپ also created that ghastly Windows '95. I'm going to do something I've never done before in your case; I'm going to let آپ decide where آپ want to go."

Bill replied, "well, what's the difference between the two?"

St. Peter said, "I'm willing to let آپ visit both places briefly,...
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