Whenever آپ are اگلے bored, یا feel like being annoying, here are some cool things to do.
At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
Insist that your میل ای address begins with 'xena-warrior-princess' یا 'elvis-the-king'.
Every time someone asks آپ to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
Put your garbage can on your ڈیسک and label it "IN."
Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
In the memo field of all your checks, write "FOR SEXUAL FAVORS".
Finish all your sentences with, "In accordance with the prophecy."
dont use any punctuation
As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
Sing along at the opera.
Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
Put مچھر netting around your cubicle at work. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
Five days in advance, tell your دوستوں آپ can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
Have your co-workers address آپ سے طرف کی your wrestling name, Rock Hard.
When the money comes out of the cash machine, scream "I Won! I Won! Third time this week!"
When leaving the zoo, run towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!"
Pay off your MasterCard with your Visa.
Pop some پاپ کارن, پوپکارن without putting on the lid.
When someone says, "Have a nice day," tell them آپ have other plans.
Send yourself a CandyGram.
Have a چائے party with your pets.
Make a فہرست of things to do that آپ have already done.
Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send him to school as if nothing was wrong.
Write checks with Roman numerals.
Write "Out to lunch" on your forehead.
Leaf through a National Geographic and draw clothes on everybody.
Drive to the store in reverse.
Start a nasty rumor and see if آپ recognize it when it comes back to you.
Read the dictionary backwards and look for hidden messages.
Bill your doctor for time spent in the waiting room.
Stare at people through the points of a fork and pretend they're in jail.
Make up a language and stop someone to ask for directions.
Write a short story using alphabet soup.
Talk to your fish.
Kill roaches with a monkey wrench while playing Wagnerian arias.
Start conversations with the words, "Did آپ ever wonder why..."
Burn all your waste paper while eyeing your roommate suspiciously.
Buy a complete set of Transformers. Play with them loudly. If people comment, tell them with a straight face, "There's مزید to them than meets the eye."
At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
Insist that your میل ای address begins with 'xena-warrior-princess' یا 'elvis-the-king'.
Every time someone asks آپ to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
Put your garbage can on your ڈیسک and label it "IN."
Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
In the memo field of all your checks, write "FOR SEXUAL FAVORS".
Finish all your sentences with, "In accordance with the prophecy."
dont use any punctuation
As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
Sing along at the opera.
Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
Put مچھر netting around your cubicle at work. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
Five days in advance, tell your دوستوں آپ can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
Have your co-workers address آپ سے طرف کی your wrestling name, Rock Hard.
When the money comes out of the cash machine, scream "I Won! I Won! Third time this week!"
When leaving the zoo, run towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!"
Pay off your MasterCard with your Visa.
Pop some پاپ کارن, پوپکارن without putting on the lid.
When someone says, "Have a nice day," tell them آپ have other plans.
Send yourself a CandyGram.
Have a چائے party with your pets.
Make a فہرست of things to do that آپ have already done.
Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send him to school as if nothing was wrong.
Write checks with Roman numerals.
Write "Out to lunch" on your forehead.
Leaf through a National Geographic and draw clothes on everybody.
Drive to the store in reverse.
Start a nasty rumor and see if آپ recognize it when it comes back to you.
Read the dictionary backwards and look for hidden messages.
Bill your doctor for time spent in the waiting room.
Stare at people through the points of a fork and pretend they're in jail.
Make up a language and stop someone to ask for directions.
Write a short story using alphabet soup.
Talk to your fish.
Kill roaches with a monkey wrench while playing Wagnerian arias.
Start conversations with the words, "Did آپ ever wonder why..."
Burn all your waste paper while eyeing your roommate suspiciously.
Buy a complete set of Transformers. Play with them loudly. If people comment, tell them with a straight face, "There's مزید to them than meets the eye."
There's someone knockin' on my door
There in the shadows, looks like a hand
Come to the rescue now
Once there was a man who decided he knew everything
Life's been so good to me
I went to see what I could find
آپ never lived in the streets though آپ wish آپ had
I'm so sorry, please forgive me
Living in the sixth dimension
Over time I've come to feel
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Yes you are.
Be me. Age 9. My brother’s birthday comes up and for it, he gets a copy of Tony Hawk Underground. I watch him play it for a bit and am amazed سے طرف کی the character creator, insane tricks, and how much I hate Eric Sparrow. Sneak into his room while he’s at work. Try to play Tony Hawk Underground. Fail miserably. Finally manage to get the tricks down. Brother walks in from work. Mfw.jpeg. Immediately gets punched in the stomach and thrown out…. Tony hawk everyone.
Legendary skater and now a family man who is going through an existential crisis, he was the man who revolutionized skateboarding...
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Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
It was a nice evening in Mobius with a beautiful sunset. Sonic was at the ساحل سمندر, بیچ with Amy, even though he hated water.
Amy: We found a lot of sand dollars.
Sonic: And shells. This collection we'll start will be way past cool.
Amy: آپ haven't کہا that in a long time.
Sonic: You're right, I haven't. Now let's act like we're in a romantic movie from the 70's, and run سے طرف کی the water.
Amy: But I can't run as fast as you.
Sonic: We'll only run ten miles an hour.
And so they did. As they were running, Amy decided to ask Sonic something.
Amy: It's...
