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posted by simpleplan
There are many words i could use to describe how I feel about آپ right now. None of them are nice

To know me is to love me, to hurt me is to dig your own grave.

I want a tazer =)

Has gone to play in traffic.

Is breathing oxygen

I don't have anger issues...You have acceptance issues.

آپ can میل ای your complaints to gofuckyourself@idontgiveashit.com

Is wondering if people are two-faced, does that mean آپ get to slap them twice?

Has new boxing gloves and a nasty temper, fancy your chances???

I like it when people give me a reason to nurture my dark side

SMOKING SAVES LIVES ... It stops me strangling the kids on a daily basis

Ever feel like stapling someones ear to their ڈیسک and slam a sticky note on their head that says "Help me, my ear is stuck to the table"?

Lead me not into temptation... I have a damn good idea where to find it all ready!

If you're looking for the perfect woman, آپ have two options. Mother Teresa, یا Barbie... One of them is dead, sorry to hear آپ play with dolls.

Live like آپ were dying tomorrow, because if آپ keep annoying me, آپ might

Just a little case of mood poisoning... Must be something I hate.

When all else fails, grab a shovel and bury the bitch

Be the kind of women who gets up in the morning, puts her feet on the floor and makes the devil scream "OH NO!! THE کتیا, کتيا IS AWAKE!!"

I DID NOT TRIP! The floor just looked like it REALLY needed a hug

Has a firm grip on reality *~* and is slowly CHOKING THE CRAP OUT OF IT!

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband
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