WARNING- THESE ARE NOT ANY EXCUSES FOR آپ INCASE آپ GET PULLED OVER سے طرف کی A COP. FUNNYSTUFFLOL IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY DAMAGE آپ CAN SUFFER سے طرف کی SAYING THESE PHRASES TO AN OFFICER یا ANY ONE ELSE!!!!
Can آپ hold my beer, I cant reach my license.
Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
Aren't آپ the guy from the Village People?
Hey, آپ must've been doing' about 125 mph to keep up with me.
Are آپ Andy یا Barney?
I thought آپ had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a
You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
I pay your salary!
Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning,
Do آپ know why آپ pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.