Two guys were picked up سے طرف کی the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge.
The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give آپ a سیکنڈ chance rather than jail time. I want آپ to go out this weekend and try to دکھائیں others the evils of drug use and pursuade them to give up drugs forever. I'll see آپ back in court Monday."
Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge کہا to the first one,
"How did آپ do over the weekend?"
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."
"17 people? That's wonderful. What did آپ tell them?"
"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: O o and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs."
"That's admirable," کہا the judge. "And you, how did آپ do?" (to the 2nd guy)
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."
"156 people! That's amazing! How did آپ manage to do that!"
"Well, I used the same two circles. I pointed to the small دائرے, حلقہ and told them, 'This is your asshole before prison...."
The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give آپ a سیکنڈ chance rather than jail time. I want آپ to go out this weekend and try to دکھائیں others the evils of drug use and pursuade them to give up drugs forever. I'll see آپ back in court Monday."
Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge کہا to the first one,
"How did آپ do over the weekend?"
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."
"17 people? That's wonderful. What did آپ tell them?"
"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: O o and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs."
"That's admirable," کہا the judge. "And you, how did آپ do?" (to the 2nd guy)
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."
"156 people! That's amazing! How did آپ manage to do that!"
"Well, I used the same two circles. I pointed to the small دائرے, حلقہ and told them, 'This is your asshole before prison...."
Never mind the haters. All they do is break آپ down. Build yourself up and ignore them. Don't they look so small from up here?
When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to آپ that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating تبصرے about them, don't they look silly?
When they ask why آپ like what آپ do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"
Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do آپ do it? Do آپ have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever آپ do, don't give it to them.
-JC
When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to آپ that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating تبصرے about them, don't they look silly?
When they ask why آپ like what آپ do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"
Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do آپ do it? Do آپ have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever آپ do, don't give it to them.
-JC
The blode curdurling sound of a monkey killing a innersent کیلا even the thought makes me scream.
i am the leader of a very special groupe H.B.S
that stands for help bananas society
every minite a کیلا is being tortured but
there is someone helping that someone is me
bobby flobby hobbie jo thats my name but آپ can call me bobby jo
i shall return with a مزید stories of the help bananas society
dum de de de dum dum dum de dum
BANANAS!
(thats the tune of are کلب song)
کیلا کیلا بھیڑوں, بھیڑ are there دوستوں
BANANAS
i am the leader of a very special groupe H.B.S
that stands for help bananas society
every minite a کیلا is being tortured but
there is someone helping that someone is me
bobby flobby hobbie jo thats my name but آپ can call me bobby jo
i shall return with a مزید stories of the help bananas society
dum de de de dum dum dum de dum
BANANAS!
(thats the tune of are کلب song)
کیلا کیلا بھیڑوں, بھیڑ are there دوستوں
BANANAS
one دن that ugly little rabbit waz walkin down the buunyy trail when suddenly a wich came out of now where she had the blackest skin peter asked wats ur name she replied with nastynes in her voice mrs white but of course that stupid bunny کہا hello there mrs white this made the wich angery so she took peter back to her cottege peter thought phh well were are just goin on our first تاریخ ohh how wrong waz he then wich finaally got him ہوم AND TREW HIM IN THE CLOSET AND SILLY BUNNY DECIDED TO GO ہوم AND SO WHEN HE LEFT THE CLOSEST A SWARM OF BEES CHASED HIM INTO THE WICHES ROOM AND HE WOKE HER UP ANS SHE کہا WHAT WICH MADE BUNNY CRI SO THIS MADE THE WICH HUNGERY SO SHE کہا COM HERE PLZ AND WHEN SHE DID WELL LETS JUST SAY BYEBYE BYEBYE BYE BYE PETER COTTEN TAIL HELLO BUNNYZSOUP
THIS STORY IS TO STOP THE ABUSES OF BUNNYZ EVERYWHERE SO PLZ DONATE TO PLACES
YES I NO STUIPED I GOT BOREED
THIS STORY IS TO STOP THE ABUSES OF BUNNYZ EVERYWHERE SO PLZ DONATE TO PLACES
YES I NO STUIPED I GOT BOREED
I was like totally like walking like down the like, cotton candy road like 45 like سیکنڈ پہلے and I like saw a hot like dog and totally yelled, "Like آپ like skinny little like pot head like monkey." And then I like totally like kicked a puppy. Then I like went ہوم and like told my brother I like think he like is a like talking wierner with like talking wierner powers that like let him like mow the lawn.
That was like a like better like دن in the like life of a like polar bear.
~dinglebell14
P.S. ~ Don't آپ wanna mix cotton candy and popscicles!
That was like a like better like دن in the like life of a like polar bear.
~dinglebell14
P.S. ~ Don't آپ wanna mix cotton candy and popscicles!
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1. Chickens say jerk jerk.
2. Cows say moop moop meep.
3. Bunnies say chirp chirp.
4. Lobsters say clurp clurp clurp.
5. Chickens say burgack burgack.
6. Dragons say shlurp shlurp.
7. Snakes say slither tither slither tither.
8. Elephants say near near fear near.
9. Moose say poooo poooo low.
10. Bears say guro guro guro.
11. Alligators say pow pow bow pow.
12. مچھلی say blub blub blub.
13. Unicorns say ashshnifafurfur.
14. Monkeys say quack quack quack brack.
15. Frogs say rebite rebite.
2. Cows say moop moop meep.
3. Bunnies say chirp chirp.
4. Lobsters say clurp clurp clurp.
5. Chickens say burgack burgack.
6. Dragons say shlurp shlurp.
7. Snakes say slither tither slither tither.
8. Elephants say near near fear near.
9. Moose say poooo poooo low.
10. Bears say guro guro guro.
11. Alligators say pow pow bow pow.
12. مچھلی say blub blub blub.
13. Unicorns say ashshnifafurfur.
14. Monkeys say quack quack quack brack.
15. Frogs say rebite rebite.
another monday,at waysway high school. Vanessa for hated school for mainly for 1 reason. susan.katie.ashlee.the meanest,popular,and prettiest girls in the school.they always taunt vanessa for being different. people thought ashe was different for her personality,but,that wasnt the only reason.
there was only one girl who didnt care if she was different.kylie.kylie was the smartest gilr in school,thats why she got made fun of. she was a nerd. though she had no braces,gloasses,or anything.in fact,vanessa thought kylie was prettier than susan,ashle,or katie.
People think they know vanessa,but,they dont,not yet. she had a very terrible,scary,and strange experiance.when آپ hear it,it may seem like a dream,but,its all true.its not a lie.its not a tall tale.its a true story. 100% true
this the satory of Vanessa Colorado.
there was only one girl who didnt care if she was different.kylie.kylie was the smartest gilr in school,thats why she got made fun of. she was a nerd. though she had no braces,gloasses,or anything.in fact,vanessa thought kylie was prettier than susan,ashle,or katie.
People think they know vanessa,but,they dont,not yet. she had a very terrible,scary,and strange experiance.when آپ hear it,it may seem like a dream,but,its all true.its not a lie.its not a tall tale.its a true story. 100% true
this the satory of Vanessa Colorado.