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There were 3 men and they all died in a car crash and went to hell. When they got there the devil asked them all in turn a question.
To he first he کہا "what was your biggest sin on earth?" and the man replied "Oh man I just love alchol and being drunk man" so the devil showed the man to a room full of alchol of every type and تفصیل and he put the man inside and کہا "see آپ in 100 years" and locked the door.


To the سیکنڈ man he asked the same سوال and the man replied "oh man I just love to have sex with the ladies, I was really unfaithful to my wife man". So the devil took the man and showed him to a room full of hundreds upon thousands of georgeous and beautiful naked women. The man ran inside and the devil کہا "see آپ in 100 years" and locked the door.


The third man's answer to the سوال was "oh man I just LOVE weed! Im high all the time man and I can't live without it!". The devil showed the man to a room packed with the most amazing grade-A bud you've ever seen, stacked to the roof! The man went inside and the devil locked the door after saying "see آپ in 100 years".


100 years later the devil came سے طرف کی to let the three men out. He opened the door to the first man's room and found the man collapsed on the ground, passed out with empty bottles laying around him and puke all over him. He was a mess.
The devil opened the 2nd man's door and the man came running out of the room and cried "IM GAY! IM GAY!". Finally the devil came to the third man's room and opened the door. Sitting in the middle of all the bud, in the exact same position the devil had left him in was the man. He looked up at the devil and with a single tear rolling down his cheek he asked ; "hey man, got a light?"
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posted by ilovetowrite
Why ,Why, Why ?
Should I Try......
to love someone
they see him trying to fly
but i don't love so tell me
why ,why ,why?
Can't I fly
without my useless wings
so why ,why ,why?
and If I'll die
I can say goodbye
with a lot of pride
I can see through my mind
Why, why,why ?
they'll not oblige me
to be ............
who i don't wanna be
they'll never take me away
and i'll stay in that way
that's why ,,,,,,,,,,,,
I'll never care about them
I'll forever fly to
everywhere without any supply
so let me be!
posted by crazy_frog222
Your alarm goes off, آپ hit the snooze and sleep for another 10 minutes.
He stays up for days on end.
You take a warm شاور to help آپ wake up.
He goes days یا weeks without running water.
You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.
He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.
You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.
He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.
You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket.
He clutches the پار, صلیب hanging on his chain اگلے to his dog tags.
You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't...
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posted by MrsGerrenHowell
dont آپ just love being random i mean on this spot آپ can talk about anything آپ want like sausages یا mashed potatoe
its cool to be random like just yeasterday i saw a bird and then i saw a plane how random (i just thought i would write that)

life should be مزید random it makes life مزید fun


whats your favourite random thing to do apart from talk about random stuff and do random things?? random words

fly
spatula
carrot
peeler
saucepan



it says write a longer مضمون boring

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